Awww!

I felt that on a very deep, personal level.

But in real life, he can not have kids if he doesn't want to. Nobody 'tells' their son to give them a grandchild.

I love this so much

friendzoned by a parrot. Thats a sad one

oh... oh thats so sweet

HAHAHAHHA! WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY!!!!HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA- okay, i'm done.

Ooooo Self Roasts - those are rare

I actually really like this one

grandmas up for the ride of her life - or the end of her life

Dog spelled Backwards is God. Its a sign

dam that dog is brutal

Don't worry buddy. You're a star, and we all think you're very bright!

but then he wouldn't exist to destroy the marriage, so he would exist, and he would make himself not exist, but then he wouldn't exist so he couldn't make himself not exist, so he would exist so he couldn't not make himself not exist, but then since he doesn't exist, he can't not not make himself not exist anymore.

my organs: work hard to keep me alive; my brain: kill yourself

That's how they went extinct, I never knew!

Yasss!

I would actually be happy.

"i'M TALLER!" "well i'm cuter!" "HOW DOES THAT EVEN-" "people like dogs, not giraffes!"

Time to turn over a new leaf.

My life motto

so true i can never fall asleep with the cicadas outside my window going like BZZZZZ

#hahahanowmine

I laughed out loud in my french class u guys because of this one

this is buggy buggy says hi buggy fly high clap for buggy oops buggy die

Your feelings still orbit around you

ouch...

I hope his dog days are over.

and we're destroying all the gifts we got

this sums it up pretty well

BEST.

oh.

What a prick!

Last cube: I thought that was the dog's face... and then I realized that it was walking away.

awww

what really happens...

The start of a beautiful fiendship!

THAT'S DARK.

I think pineapple on pizza tastes wonderful!

this is me

where's your soulmate you two need to gget back together

Aww thats sweet

Yup

:(

Well, that was a hare-raising comment!

Earth is like my cousin.

Ozoned anyone?

Oof love hurts

oooof he got ozoned

I am like the earth. But I have no friends and ask if they can be my friend but when someone actually does I reject it

Earth is like my ex

The friendzone layer

ouch...

Damn...

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