Poor meteor!

You had me at pitchfork!

Story of all phone companies these days!

Atleast you gotta cake.

Probably not Canadian bacon.

life lesson: only date people with alcohol related names

Well people don't get run over by someone who just ate chocolate... (but yeah I get the concept)

cotton candy actually was invented by a dentist

Make your own path! huh!

ofcourse, it was once upon a time.

She looks happy!

and yet he kept getting his hair cut...

Yaaaa

Yeah... this is my facial hair growth pattern... That's why i go mostly clean-shaven. It looks terrible otherwise. The fact that we are in a "beards are desirable" era gets on my nerves a bit...

I too wander aimlessly through the land of beardlessness. Yes, beardlessness is an actual word.

She loves waiting? You're lucky! My patience, admittedly, is not so much....

"OH GOD NO", I love it.

Mom? Where have you been my whole life?

Top notch education.

WOKE

i took the shell off my snail to see if he'd go any quicker, turns out he was just a little sluggish.

It's called blow but you sniff it in?

He coyld just be precipitating lead hydroxide out of solution.

mmmmmmmmm gold pot.

I think I work with Matt?

Now that some junk in the trunk.

Sad but true.

I'm frightened.

Poor Bob.

wonder why the aliens chose to speak english then...

Such support. "I knew you were gay." LOL

it'll grow back.... right?

Keep the dream alive son.

What am I missing here??

Nasty kid.

So wrong.

Love the leaves!

This seems too familiar?

Ewe!

I find the fun fact more interesting than the cartoon.