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Get ready to dive into the quirks of Brazilian daily life because we have something special prepared for you! Welcome to the captivating realm of “A Normal Day In Brazil,” a subreddit that captures the heart and soul of this robust country through a lens of “interesting, funny, weird and awkward” moments.

In a country known for its vibrant culture and lively people, you'll find some truly unique and amusing situations that might make you raise an eyebrow or burst into laughter. Picture a Brazilian prisoner digging an escape tunnel only to pop up in a guard room, and classrooms where tropical birds add a twist to the day. These surprising moments are sure to make you squeeze out a smile.

Scroll down to discover the beautiful chaos of Brazilian daily life.

#1

Brazilian Monk Adopted A Dog And Made Him One Of Their Own

Brazilian Monk Adopted A Dog And Made Him One Of Their Own

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courter
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The puppy robes omg!!! Yes!! We need updates on this please.

GoGoPDX
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, this is actually in Bolivia, and their are no more pics. If you click on the little words under the photo, it will take you to the original post in Reddit, where you can find updates or other info. Most BP threads are just taken from. reddit and Instagram, they are not original BP content. Unless the title specifically says "Pandas" were involved (like "We asked Panda what their favorite cabbage is, and here are the top 20") all the posts are usually years old and not original.

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glowworm2
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His name is Friar Bigoton--Friar Mustache, also known as Carmelo.

Mycroft1967
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Franciscans usually don't accept pets but these broke the habit.

StumblingThroughLife
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dead cute, but needs shorter sleeves, so he doesn't trip over.

Caroline Kimber
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now all they need is a monk fish and they're sorted.

pineapple87
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not a dog. That's an ewok

Tommy DePaul
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Teddy bears on crack." From another post altogether.

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Caffeine72
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a true Franciscan for you!

Bored
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Barking monk adopted some hoomans.

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    #2

    Bus Station In Brazil Takes In Stray Dogs And Makes Them Special Beds To Protect Them From The Winter Cold

    Bus Station In Brazil Takes In Stray Dogs And Makes Them Special Beds To Protect Them From The Winter Cold

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    Cammy Mack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahe, "winter cold" in Brazil. What, 20° C?

    Debs Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd miss my bus every time.

    Felipe Pereira de Sousa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish we could do the same for homeless people. But, no.

    Nikki Angulo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are tons of tires under my deck and in the crawl space from the previous tenant. Wish I could send them to Brazil!

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    #3

    So, Here's A Brazilian Native Being Kissed By A Hummingbird

    So, Here's A Brazilian Native Being Kissed By A Hummingbird

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    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How sweet it is to be loved by you.

    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wauw.. that's love from and for nature.

    VioletHunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There's some honey left on your lip! Let me clean it up for you."

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hummingbirds should pick up some cash as tattoo artists.

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    Created in 2016, “A Normal Day In Brazil” has gathered 7.5 thousand members who share a common fascination for the country's intricacies and slight peculiarities. As the moderator of the group describes, the subreddit is “a community that collects interesting, funny, weird and awkward stuff that occurs in Brazilian daily life.”

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    #4

    A Homeless Man In Brazil Went To The Hospital Overnight And His Six Dogs Waited For Him

    A Homeless Man In Brazil Went To The Hospital Overnight And His Six Dogs Waited For Him

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    Edison Lima
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vast majority of the homeless male population in Brazil owns at least one dog. There are NGO's dedicated to treat their dogs when needed, shelters have to accomodate the dogs and they are usually fed before the owner himself eats.

    Bewarethere@gmail.com
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad there r people out there who that we r so full of love ❤️. Also we will never b worthy of their ❤️

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    Felipe Pereira de Sousa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the hospital is FREE. Because we have free healtcare. A homeless person can use it.

    I’mSoEmotional
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay so it’s not “free” exactly because it’s paid for by taxes, so someone is paying for it. I still like the idea but we can’t say it’s truly free.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, not crying, just hiding in the corner for 5 minutes.

    Duuuuuuude
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Big deal. Where the hell else are they gonna go?

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    #5

    So Here's A Flying Capybara

    So Here's A Flying Capybara

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't say "When pigs fly" in Brazil.

    Edison Lima
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. But we do say "in the holiday of SAINT NEVER" and that's beautiful.

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The winner of the air-planking contest.

    Booker
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason to love capybaras!

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    #6

    Construction Workers In Brazil Cemented A Car On A Pavement After Its Driver Refused To Move It

    Construction Workers In Brazil Cemented A Car On A Pavement After Its Driver Refused To Move It

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    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a new tourist attraction was made.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. 🫏🕳️ had it coming.

    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they were allowed to do this in the UK

    Jean Thompson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a fairly new truck, too. What an idiot!

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile in America the truck's owner would sue the hell out of the cops and city for doing that.

    Jane Ryan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done to those construction workers. They were asked to lay some cement and the city got a free sculpture.

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    While these images showcase the intriguing aspects of daily life in Brazil, we have some interesting facts about this fascinating country prepared for you! Did you know that Brazilians have a demonstrative love affair with their favorite footwear – flip-flops, also known as 'chinelos'? These rubber sandals are not only used as beachwear; you'll spot people wearing them everywhere, from fancy restaurants to business meetings. It's a laid-back and practical style that perfectly captures Brazil's relaxed attitude.

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    And speaking of relaxed, time in Brazil seems to have its own rules. 'Brazilian time' is a recognized cultural norm in the country where events often start later than scheduled. So, if you're told a gathering begins at 7 PM, don't be surprised if things kick off closer to 8 PM. It's a charming quirk that shows how Brazilians prioritize enjoying the moment over sticking rigidly to the clock.

    #7

    Two Love Cabies

    Two Love Cabies

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    BradGfromDaBoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime I see them kissing I think of post Malones mustache

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better love story than twilight

    Booker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And still another reason to love capybaras!

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    #8

    How Hot Is It Outside?

    How Hot Is It Outside?

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would make a killing renting out umbrellas

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real though, can we make parasols an everyday thing again? I have super light skin and almost white blonde hair, which means I go from ghost to lobster in the sun, there is no in-between. (Sunburn, sun allergy, migraines, dizziness, the whole nine yards). So I walk around with an umbrella whenever it's sunny, even if it's not super-hot. People tend to stare and make smartass comments about it all the time (Like: "oh my god you are so pale, ditch the umbrella and get some sunlight, geez") and it's super annoying

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    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of them on the straight and narrow

    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people at the bottom are going to have to climb over the barriers soon

    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy bigger lampposts for those people please

    Booker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love watching them keep scooting in their seats to keep in the shade as the sun moves across the sky!

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first ididn't understand then saw there was a shadow

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    #9

    Local Police Of The State Of Pará, Brazil, In The Amazon, Use Buffalos To Patrol Because They Can Outrun Criminals In Rivers And Swamps

    Local Police Of The State Of Pará, Brazil, In The Amazon, Use Buffalos To Patrol Because They Can Outrun Criminals In Rivers And Swamps

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    BenyA.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the nose rings though🥶

    Edgar Rops
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gentle hands. Same with horses - it is not leverage, it is a signal.

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    howdylee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow...

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where'd we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo. (And then my favourite part) You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo, everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying 'where's my water buffalo?' and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! So stop being so silly! :)

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    Themoonprincess
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool. But poor buffalo, his nose looks painful.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your Honor, the cops buffaloed me into that confession!"

    Duuuuuuude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome. My new life's dream is to be a cop in para, Brazil.

    Hamad§
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it is ethical. In my home country buffalo's are kept for many reasons and this is one of them. Horses are too expensive and collars chaff their necks. This way is actually causing them less pain. And is more practical since yiu can control it if the buffalo is out of control.

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    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow. this is some dope bull riding

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    Let's not forget about 'cafezinho,' the Brazilian way of enjoying coffee. It's not just about the caffeine fix – it's a social ritual. Brazilians love their coffee strong, often sipping it at various points throughout the day. And if you're offered a 'cafezinho,' accepting is not just about the drink itself, but also about embracing the culture of connection.

    #10

    That's One Loyal Parrot

    That's One Loyal Parrot

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    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has seen the frozen chicken in the freezer, he knows.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He ain't a canary. He's not gonna sing.

    third molar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may be a bird but he is not a squeaker

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    #11

    An Ordinary Day At Brazilian University....with Some Colorful Tropical Bros

    An Ordinary Day At Brazilian University....with Some Colorful Tropical Bros

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    Sammy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's that bird on every biology textbook cover

    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true, and it's the same bird that you point to your friend at school and go 'that's you'.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be distracted by the bird instead of focusing on class.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just stopping by to see how their supply of Froot Loops was.

    Raabh Aquino
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On my time we had cats and a species of monkeys called "sagui". The fact is most of our Federal Universities have big campuses and most of them have laws protecting deforestation on their areas, so it's fairly common to see birds and other small animals.

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    #12

    Itty Bitty Jurassic Park

    Itty Bitty Jurassic Park

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    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen the movie... those small ones are deadly in large numbers.. run!

    Jeff Gabrisl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compys weren't in the movie, only in the book, John Hammond died by being attacked and eaten alive by them.

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    Pride Bean️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually thought they were dinosaurs

    Lydsylou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! It took a while to figure it out

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, that so works both ways.

    GhostlySnail (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to live somewhere I can see this every day please thank you

    Danielle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea coati mundi existed until.one walked out of a bush and crossed the path Infront of me in Guatemala. I believe I actually shouted 'what the fluff'. I concluded christened it racoon-cat (until I got some internet'.

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    #13

    Fun Day With The Guys

    Fun Day With The Guys

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    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games until one of them shred you to bits.

    Felipe Pereira de Sousa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid is a full grown man today, still do things like this. But his family is controversial. Tiger King controversial.

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    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their just big kitties, with huge murder mittens, and very very deadly teeths

    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog is having none of this

    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jaguars are extremely rare and difficult to photograph.

    Edison Lima
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in some regions of São Paulo's countryside. They are quite frequently hunted, though, poor onças. Hunting them is an old Paulista tradition dating from our native ancestors, and that is hard to stop. Every family has a tale of the "caçada da onça". How old that tale is will tell you how much time has passed since their family moved away from the countryside.

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    Ingrid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and the dish ran away with the spoon...

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it that one of ‘em has his arm around the boy. ♥️

    Subaru645
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s right, just smile at the camera and everything will be fine…

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice they brought snacks for both kitties.

    Apple Jakes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like a wartime Christmas ceasefire

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    #14

    *confused Datena Noises*

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    Sammy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then proceeds to recruit her into his gang , because honest work doesn't pay much.

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Tennessee, we had Gangster Granny. No joke,she was real, that's actually what they called her,and she was absolutely infamous 🤣

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    Randy Sanders
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mixed feelings about this one....

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ran into Abuela at work today, greeted her properly so I didn't end up on the other end of her flop flop.

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he might have been stealing to provide for his own family and related to her

    DaBoizMaccasRun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats adorable!!!!!! Good man, for not robbing, bad for being armed

    Felipe Pereira de Sousa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they try to rob you in Brazil, just say "god bkess you". There's a chance the robber will leave you alone. It worked for me once and i am an atheist.

    BenyA.
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    2 years ago

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    before you go awww, you raging hypocrites...imagine the shop owners gramma dying bc he got robbed of his money for her medical treatment

    Kaa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brazil has public health care.

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    #15

    Mayor Prohibits Bars From Putting Tables On Sidewalks. Here Is Their Solution

    Mayor Prohibits Bars From Putting Tables On Sidewalks. Here Is Their Solution

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    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People can get round any law when it comes to drinking

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat-Bed Bar: Our bar is flat, not our beer or waitresses.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Malicious compliance in it's ultimate form.

    Edison Lima
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, this is Brazil, not the US. Most of the times, nobody ever sues anyone over anything, even when they should. Fell on a supermarket because the floor was wet? Well, you are going to be forced to clean the mess you left when you fell and pay for any items you might have damaged. Stumbled from a staircase that is not up to code? Well, why didn't you look where you were putting your feet? Brazilian law considers gaining money by suing someone indecent, and has historically harsh limitations on how much one can earn this way, no matter how right they are, in order to impede anyone from getting rich out of that.

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    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it, but ?drink driving

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    #16

    Human Logic At Its Finest

    Human Logic At Its Finest

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    VioletHunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have literally put those signs around the tree!

    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1990's ...yeah, in my home town Perth WA, a new subdivision was created called Gwelup Waters, they drained the wetlands and created a high density (at the time) housing development. ironic that the new suburb is named after what was lost

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s basically all the new suburbs in Perth. Irony is all those houses they billed as ‘green’ in Byford and they’re built essentially same as any cookie cutter home.

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    BenyA.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanos is a silly choice bc this actions are indiscriminate. the dudes who did this have a 50% chance of surviving along with your dog

    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Brazil. This is a perfect example of the national saying "the country where the pole p*sses on the dog"

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several trees were cut down in my town to make room for the fence of the recycling centre. Logic.

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    #17

    So Here's A Federal Senator (Or A State Representative)

    So Here's A Federal Senator (Or A State Representative)

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    OhnoI’vebeencensored
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use your boobs to distract the men and you can pass whatever laws you like

    irissii (she/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean.....if it works i honestly feel like it's the men's fault

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    Sammy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As you can see inflation has risen so much that even clothing has become unaffordable.

    JelliTate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👀 good googley moogley!!! If I had that body I’d wear this every day😂

    Steph Adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a bi woman, mainly attracted to women. She has fabulous boobs but I can also keep that fact distant from the matters at hand and consider political debates. Are men unable? Or are they less able as they dont get the opportunity to see boobs as often as women?

    Carl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, like anything repetition builds tolerance but who offers that training? Male genitals suck all the blood from your brain when stimulated, or antagonized is a better term. The core biological prerogative sets in which is, "must do what she wants so she likes me so we can mate." It's why straight guys become dumb and obsequious around pretty women. Mastering biological impulses takes willpower and repetition, like not farting after tacos. That same impulse is VERY closely associated with rage, and poor impulse control leads to assaults. Testosterone makes great muscles but bad decisions.

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    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brazil has no dress code. I've seen bank tellers (women) with plunging necklines. So this does not seem that strange to me.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pressure on Brazilian women to have cosmetic surgery is extremely strong. They have one of the highest rates of major cosmetic procedures in the world.

    Alro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    impressive competencies

    Pferdchen
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we in the U.S. get Mitch McConnell :-( Personally, I find her face and hair more captivating than her decolletage.

    Raabh Aquino
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While this might be a common sight on a nightclub, IT IS NOT COMMON among our female representatives. BP is spreading misinformation again.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calm down skippy it's a just reddit post that BP copied here. BP is not spreading anything.

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    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if my boobs looked that good, I would show them off at every possible opportunity

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    #18

    So, Here's A Statue Of Capivaras

    So, Here's A Statue Of Capivaras

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    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capybaras are like potato chips, you can never have just one.

    Pascal’s Swagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 🎵 🎼 Capybara!!! Capybaracapybaracapybaracapybara Capybara! 🎼🎵🎶

    Steven Meyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spell Capybaras right, pleeeeeeeeease

    Simona M.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really have to go where these beautiful creatures live and hug and pet them all day.

    #19

    Trying To Get Home - Rio De Janeiro

    Trying To Get Home - Rio De Janeiro

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    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...

    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Don't mind me, just passing through'

    Raabh Aquino
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pic represents day-to-day life of a huge population on Rio and other large cities, unfortunately.

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'scuse me, pardon me, coming thru...

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some favelas are so dangerous, the police do not dare enter them

    Edison Lima
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In most others the police is by far the most dangerous thing around.

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    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    keep shooting im just passing thru

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    #20

    I See Your Australian Spiders, And Raise You

    I See Your Australian Spiders, And Raise You

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    Sammy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're like geckos but much bigger.

    Donald
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't wanna burst you bubble Pandas but I believe they're taxidermy. Those look like Asian Water Monitors and by the laws of physics alone they couldn't be on the wall like that. They have large claws for digging not little pads like geckos.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the state of the toes! So badly messed up that they're a dead giveaway, even if the laws of physics did allow monitors to do this.

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    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much better than spiders ... although, doesn't Brazil have tarantulas? *shudder*

    S. K.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia has lizards this big too...

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hadn't realised we did, or not in Victoria anyway, until this year! 33, and was surprised by one for the first time while camping.

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    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We still have these in australia but thank god they don’t come inside!

    John
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia has goannas they're just as big.

    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monitor lizards. With surprisingly small heads.

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have lizards like this :) Had one in the roof at work last year ...

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    #21

    Another Pizza Delivery Guy

    Another Pizza Delivery Guy

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they ever foal up an order.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in the current climate, you know you'll receive your pizza piping hot!

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a beautiful delivery van..

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Errr. The ground beef topping I order is really made of beef ... isn't it?"

    Edgar Rops
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that is a beautiful horse

    #22

    Literal Poverty Divide In Brazil

    Literal Poverty Divide In Brazil

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to me the rent in that place has gotta be pretty low; after all, how the hell can you enjoy your pool when you’re looking out over favelas? We have nothing like that (that I can see) in Harlem. I’d feel horrid if I were living somewhere posh that overlooks abject poverty, and couldn’t enjoy it for a minute. 😰

    Edison Lima
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apartments in that building are actually quite expensive, beginning at half a million. The building, whose name is "Penthouse Morumbi" has become a national symbol for inequality and some people, believe it or not, find that appealing.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be anywhere in the developing world. I've definitely seen communities like this adjacent to those soulless (usually only partly inhabited) compounds in the Philippines, too.

    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be poverty in India, too.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it make it better or more palatable if the poor people are hidden away in trailer parks and regularly referred to as 'trash'?

    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can assure you there's not a living soul in that favela who wouldn't feel like they won the fücking lottery if they could move out of there into a trailer park...

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    Max Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How sick is it to have a luxury apartment that allows you to sit in a private pool and look out ove rthe poor people starving in the dirt?

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine hanging out on your balcony and seeing poor people struggling. I'd bee too sad to enjoy myself.

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be hard to ignore from the balcony.

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    #23

    Have You Ever Been So Drunk?

    Have You Ever Been So Drunk?

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    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he's a good listener

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever been so stoned, you listened to a drunk person?

    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and furthermore the youth of today are skinny dipping in broad daylight, disgraceful, just look behind you!

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes - I rode a miniature horse statue in Zaragoza, Spain, and thought it was a real one.

    Juanita, the ginger cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carlos Drummond de Andrade, one of ours greatest poet! His statue is at Posto 6, Copacabana.

    Raabh Aquino
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The statue of famous Brazilian poet Carlos Drummond de Andrade <3

    ANGEL BABY
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only person that will listen to him

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for a min ii thought this was guy painted in gold and green wearing some costume. then I realized nope. at least he's got someone to talk to.

    Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! when I visited brail, I literally sat with this exact statue!

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, was that a rhetorical question?

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    #24

    Money Found In The Apartment Of A Brazilian Politician, Geddel Vieira Lima

    Money Found In The Apartment Of A Brazilian Politician, Geddel Vieira Lima

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    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bribes?...no no...no bribes.

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We found $6 million. I mean $4 million. Take it out the back quick.

    Claudia Stieble
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahh here's the one who took the Nigerian prince's offer.

    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the usual furniture of politicians.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I’ll never understand when enough money is enough. It seems to me that after a certain point, you don’t need more, but I’m proven wrong every day. I’d welcome the chance to find out for myself, though.

    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look closely it's the trillion Zimbabwe dollar note. This, placed into a wheelbarrow will buy three loaves of bread.

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    #25

    My Hotel Room Has Such A Nice View!! Wait A Minute

    My Hotel Room Has Such A Nice View!! Wait A Minute

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    Atlas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can just pretend...

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's still better than showing you the blank wall tbh. no different than putting a painting on a wall imho.

    #26

    "The Evolution Of A Married Man"

    "The Evolution Of A Married Man"

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    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The modern 5 ages of man

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can't be healthy to be so distended; think of the added pressure on the spine. They all look happy, so live and let live ❤️

    Bored
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking men, you mean.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one in the middle isn’t wearing his shorts correctly. Lol

    VioletHunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what this has to do with marriage?

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is disgusting. When your stomach is distended like that, it means you have a problem.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the way you can look at a picture full of life, joy and brotherhood and turn it into some judgemental, snippy, nasty, soul-sucking misery. Why are you like this?

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    #27

    This Haircut

    This Haircut

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    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A very talented barber at work here!

    J Adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helped with the use of a charcoal pencil

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t believe that’s hair, but rather a tattoo or (more likely) a Sharpie.

    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This surpasses a tattoo ANY day!

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So extra and basic at the same time

    Bored
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a huge black storm rising on the horizon?

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    #28

    Sweet Tan Line, Bro

    Sweet Tan Line, Bro

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    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The womans face... Ha!

    Kaa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma does not approve

    ToastedFroggy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So does the woman sitting next to him, 😂

    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this chap needs to grow up

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up is very much overrated. Live like a child. Be delighted by the little things. Let people have fun without judging them for their choices.

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    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that woman's expression and stare are priceless XDXDXD

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I finished my bowl of soup but I'm still hungry. Hmmm...."

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    #29

    How Bad Is Crime In Brazil?

    How Bad Is Crime In Brazil?

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    #30

    The Brazilmobile

    The Brazilmobile

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    ToastedFroggy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smokin' (read in the voice of the Mask) 😊

    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one dapper dude

    Edison Lima
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately the far right has overtaken the image of the Brazilian flag. After 4 years under the Bolsonaro government, being seem wearing the flag or its colors will immediately flag you (pun non intended) as a supporter of Bolsonaro's crimes. Even during soccer matches, most people will now wear the secondary uniform (a blue one), to avoid walking about in green and yellow.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just wondering about that. Unless there is a sports match, the Aussie flag has gone in a similar direction, though maybe not as extreme.

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    Cláudia Valls
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a good thing. It's a fascist guy.

    #31

    This Guy Tried To Rob A Tattoo Artist In Brazil

    This Guy Tried To Rob A Tattoo Artist In Brazil

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    Myrtille rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had to google what it means so here it is :" I'm a thief and a coward"

    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Vacilão" doesn't translate to "coward". More like a bad/stupid guy who's always doing some kind of stupid stuff.

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    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats what the japanese did with criminals in the Sengoku era. They marked their forearms with stripes so that the people can see them and beware of these people. Well these criminals joined together and formed the Yakuza. And cause the plain stripes looked boring, they inked themselves with other motives, leading to the bodysuit tattoos. This practice is also one of the reasons, why japanese believe, that tattooed people are evil.

    Felipe Pereira de Sousa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a guy, a 14 yo starving kid. This is not justice. This is just another kind of crime. No bike is worth Something like this. I hate this place, sometimes.

    Nino van Reisen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardly fourteen. But I agree. Permanent painful marking is inhumane torture.

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    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl with the Dragon Tattoo vibes

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. Someone's goingvwith bangs for life.

    Belle Miles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what EVERY criminal should have to wear. Rapist, Pedo, Identity Thieves, Abusers...

    Sigh J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gree tattoo, check ✔️

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    #32

    You'll Get That Present Whether You Like It Or Not

    You'll Get That Present Whether You Like It Or Not

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    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The child must have been extremely good this last year hence a very determined Santa

    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brazilian Police raiding a crack house

    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone watched to much Violent Night🤣

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he know's when you've been naughty...

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    either that or hes breaking in some place to steal present for kids bc he's broke LOL

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    #33

    The Marine Police Force Of Rio De Janeiro In Action

    The Marine Police Force Of Rio De Janeiro In Action

    polkatulk Report

    B.Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now I see the point of the water buffalo.

    #34

    "And That's How I Saved The World"

    "And That's How I Saved The World"

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    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how I thought I saved the world...now it's up to you

    Rwby Couch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually very well done! I like how the hulk it's sitting criss cross applesauce :)

    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may or may not believe that Jesus was the Messiah, that's your personal choice. But he, as a person, was by no means fictional...

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    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen the American version of this.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, saved it by bringing an endless cycle of violence, you're welcome

    #35

    Birthday Boy

    Birthday Boy

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    Birdy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capybara's birthday?

    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you George..... or Parabens are chemicals that are commonly used as preservatives in cosmetic and pharmaceutical products and he has live another year...happy birthday Jorge

    linus mellumnav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aah that's good. Scratch a little to the left.

    ANGEL BABY
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are capybaras a thing there in Brazil?

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uuuhhhh what? im so confused? is that a literal werewolf baby from hotel Transylvania?

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    #36

    Banker Goes To Work Dressed As Spider-Man On His Last Day

    Banker Goes To Work Dressed As Spider-Man On His Last Day

    Dr_Ousiris Report

    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there no string flying out from his hand?

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he wasn't fired of quitting before, but sure enough, after wearing this to work it turned out to be his last day at work

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares? What makes this so "Brazil"?

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In America, someone would have called the SWAT team.

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    #37

    Brazil’s President Dealing With Important Matters

    Brazil’s President Dealing With Important Matters

    is_hull Report

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he die from a urine transmitted infection?

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum bought a yellow rosebush that was trademarked "Golden Showers". It has always bugged me.

    李懿诺
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Google translate: "What is a golden shower"?

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    Rozana Ellwanger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd explain, but I guess the background story is more... uhm... interesting...? Here in Brazil, as you probably know, we have a huge nationwide five day party called Carnaval. We have parades, public and private parties of. , all kinds, and street parties called bloquinhos, really popular here in Sao Paulo. Some of those parties end up getting a little crazy and, at some point, somewhere, two guys decided to do a golden shower on top of a bus stop, during the party, surrounded by hundreds of people. The video went viral instantly and someone asked his opinion about it on Twitter. The president responded that. Yeah... we had four years of this kind of s**t. :(

    rsmania
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Lot of commies in the comments

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stfu! You clearly don't know what real communism is. 🤣🤣

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    #38

    Attending The Meeting In The Town Hall After Defeating The Evil Villain

    Attending The Meeting In The Town Hall After Defeating The Evil Villain

    reddit.com Report

    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go go Power Rangers

    Edison Lima
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They went dressed in their work costumes because that day the Town Hall was to vote on banning the "trens da alegria" (Joy Wagons), a form of entertainment in which performers wearing costumes drive through the city in open cars, fake trains and similar modes of transportation singing and/or taking kids for a ride. Some versions are just moving show houses, others are a way of getting rid of, erm, entertaining your kids for half an hour to an hour while you shop, rest or date. Like motorized baby-sitters.

    Mangelo Il Fumatori
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, El Chavo del Ocho helped out, too.

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are missing Spider Woman (Jessica Drew) there between the Zyurangers.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're here to discuss who's going to pay for all the structural damage...

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    #39

    It's A Bewtifull Day Outside,birds Are Destroying The Town,flowers Are Absorving Humana Souls... Wait!what?

    It's A Bewtifull Day Outside,birds Are Destroying The Town,flowers Are Absorving Humana Souls... Wait!what?

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    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind, just brazilians pretending they speak english...

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    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sao Paulo has something to tweet about

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That giant chicken is adorable.

    #40

    12 Ways To Divide Brazil

    12 Ways To Divide Brazil

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    Fred L.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the state of Acre. It was part of Bolivia until the 20th century.

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    irissii (she/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is really interesting actually love things like this

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brazil makes me feel as if we’re not alone in electing horrible presidents. It’s not especially comforting, but at least when Europe laughs at us, we can point to Bolsonaro and say, “Hey! We’re not the only fools electing racist, lying, corrupt republicans!”

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europe here, sadly some countries make it possible for you to point that finger in our direction, too.

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    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like their seasons.

    brittany
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    k i kind of want this as a poster and i dont even live there

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    #41

    A Patch Here, And A Patch There, And We're Good

    A Patch Here, And A Patch There, And We're Good

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    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patchwork blankets are expensive. Can't imagine what this costs. Would charge toll for this road.

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived there in the mid 90s a salary equivalent of $150/mo was fairly common, military police made $170ish.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the South those wouldn't be patched, just straight potholes. Some are so big that they could swallow a compact car and everyone wonders why you see so many lifted trucks.

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here a patch, there a patch Everywhere a patch patch!!

    Jules
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like most roads in the UK

    Stevie S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still loads better than british roads

    Martine Labbé
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The roads in Quebec are like that too

    D.L. Birdski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought those were Michigan roads.

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you get a patch, and you get a patch, and you get a patch!

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    #42

    You Only See It Once, Then Never Again

    You Only See It Once, Then Never Again

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    Lydsylou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally once you've seen it you can't re see it

    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a subliminar message, right?

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    ETHAN COUSINS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stare a his face and scroll upp a little and you can still see it.

    L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's weird, I can only see it while it's in motion via scrolling.

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it took me several second but now I see it. the blue blob is like a boob

    SourQueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoted. No reason for someone to down vote this. It is actually meant for the guitar to look like a big butt 😆 But it's true, once you realize it's a guitar you can't see it again.

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    #43

    Brazil's Newest Off Duty Cop

    Brazil's Newest Off Duty Cop

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    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why EVERYTHING in Brazil sucks...

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    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, the man who bought his way to become the next X-man

    Vero SM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally he starts to do something useful

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they had just photoshopped it into "SimPol-MS" it would have been so close to accurate

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he's trying his best to be a crook in the US, so...

    #44

    Getting A Speeding Ticket On Your Towed Car

    Getting A Speeding Ticket On Your Towed Car

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    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as Elvis said....return to sender address unknown, no such person, no such zone

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    #45

    Burn Unit Mascot In Brazil

    Burn Unit Mascot In Brazil

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTH?! LOL "HEY KID! I hear your were traumatized by fire and might die so I dressed up as fire to cheer you up!"

    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is terrifying!

    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened with don't play with Fire????

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heya, sorry I F'd you up back there. I just wanted to say "DON'T TOUCH ME!" Hope you get well soon.

    Pascal’s Swagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Heat Miser from The Year Without a Santa Claus

    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, what doesn't kill you...

    MaggieMay85
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hope fire guy would get the hypothermia ward and water drop would be in the burn ward.

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    #46

    When You Look In A Mirror, You Gaze Into Your Soul

    When You Look In A Mirror, You Gaze Into Your Soul

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    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer then they are

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wealthy just rationalize it all away: “Those people need to work harder,” or, “I’m clearly a better person than they,” or, “We all get what we deserve.”

    #47

    Translation: “Woman Is Charged After Attempting To Scam A Old Lady, Using A Fake 2 Reais Ballot In Manaus” - Just Wow

    Translation: “Woman Is Charged After Attempting To Scam A Old Lady, Using A Fake 2 Reais Ballot In Manaus” - Just Wow

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    #48

    One Of The Throne Has Been Found

    One Of The Throne Has Been Found

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Game of Thrones: Football is Coming

    Sarah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about how hot that would get in the Brazillian heat.

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    #49

    Delivery Man

    Delivery Man

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooook, that’s interesting and dumb

    nixoloco
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing a helmet though! Safety um... first!?

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    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shortly after, Rocket man realized that beta 2.0 was on the cards.

    Printerman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delivering to his own final destination.

    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a lot of "motoboys" doing crazy sh*t, but this is some next level diarrhea...

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have ghost drivers in Brazil? Uh, cool, I guess.

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    #50

    I Don't Want No Trouble, Officer

    I Don't Want No Trouble, Officer

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    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evidently it's because he had short arms

    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T rex knows how you feel

    Sea Squirrel
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have used two pairs of handcuffs. Or three.

    Jean Thompson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off subject, but it reminds me of the saying - fat people are harder to kidnap - eat cake and be safe.

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His daddy was a T-Rex!! 🦖🦖🦖🦖

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't do the math on how he wipes...

    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some badass fat privilege there...

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was just demonstrating to the other person how you place our hands when being arrested.

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    #51

    Favela Architecture

    Favela Architecture

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    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry...it's safe. Honest. Air bnb.

    #52

    Serving In A Toilet

    Serving In A Toilet

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    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than any warning label.

    Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as it has not been used for its intended purpose!

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    #53

    Fun In Class

    Fun In Class

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    TamerSoup625
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teacher: "No eating in class!" Kids in the back:

    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They laugh in the face of Korean BBQ

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    #54

    Misty Making A Statement

    Misty Making A Statement

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    #55

    False Advertising

    False Advertising

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    #56

    Memes In The Wild

    Memes In The Wild

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    #57

    So Here's A Dabbing Unicorn On A Brazilian Milkshake Ad

    So Here's A Dabbing Unicorn On A Brazilian Milkshake Ad

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    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't dab it till you try it.

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    #58

    Trump Twitter, Meet Bolsonaro Twitter

    Trump Twitter, Meet Bolsonaro Twitter

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    #59

    Brazilian Knockoff

    Brazilian Knockoff

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    DJR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're telling me this wasn't made in China?

    #60

    🎶 Come On Grab Your Friend~🎶

    🎶 Come On Grab Your Friend~🎶

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    #61

    A Normal Brazilian Rear Windshield?

    A Normal Brazilian Rear Windshield?

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    Ovar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Traumatising females by sexualising women constantly. We do not need to be catering to men's sexuality in the public realm. If we made it clearer that male desire doesn't need to affect everyone else, women would become safe and healthier.

    Birdy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's a good thing it's not a male, because when it rains it'll be all go!

    Sammy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People tend to follow that car quite far I presume.

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