It's really easy Mallory

Yeah, most of the time.

Insomnia is the worst

You need bug spray and people spray, maybe even a people zapper

Don't forget video games and browsing the internet

I can feel the pain

Yesssss... I love a good long hot shower

Also add to this wearing glasses and being the wimpiest kid of the school. Aaaaah, the golden years of childhood :)

The perfect business card

If I don't know the number, I'm not answering. If it's important, leave a message.

Is adventure is always more interesting.

Home has everything I need and want, plus no people.

I think some people have to understand that introverts are human beings too

Αlso lockdowns were the perfect excuse not to go out

Quick, reverse!

The one I want.

Then when I think it is clear, I get stopped by a different neighbor.

When you listen to that part but it doesn't hit as hard as it used to

Ok this is too true

Hahaha... I've finally realised why I've always wanted to be a comedian

Yeah same, but without the hugging part

There isn't a period of time in someone's life that is just automatically the best. Everyone has their time, some parts of life are just bad but there is more to it. You have an entire life to live, so many more opportunities and experiences.

I don’t either… my professor once forgot him mic on and went round screaming at his kids. It was a mindfulness class, btw.

I don't either since that one time we could hear a co-worker go to the bathroom during a company-wide meeting. Thankfully, nobody saw who it was and it was only audio, but since then I just wanna smash my laptop when I have to go to the bathroom during a meeting. Y'know, just in case.

Masking tape over the camera for me, and I just don't speak unless directly asked something.

They're just pixels. Trust no person and no thing.

Two weeks ago I had to present on zoom to a conference room full of people. They asked me to do it last minute and while I was waiting for my turn I was reading through the e-mail thread and said "Who the f**k is my target audience here?"

I stopped the complaining ages ago, oh the freedom that gave me. Now, where did I put my snacks and drink?

Who wouldn’t

Unfortunately 🙃

I don't want to know how bad things are, if THEY start showing up!

All the time

Life with borderline personality disorder

Me: doesn't bother going out anymore

I have a free weekly subscription.

Need a drink for confidence boost, maybe a second. Now I'm comfy and good to stay home😊

I did...I really did. I especially liked that I could sit alone at work or drive alone (no traffic was a plus).

I didn't even do that, I still stayed in my room

Me, every day for the last 3 years

I have an ongoing story with dozens of characters, a whole fantasy world an all going on for about 18 years now. Whenever I'm bored I go to that place for a little fun

And my back, and shoulder, and literally every joint in my body

Denial, denial denial denial.

I relished and embraced my "alone-time" during lockdown.... such bliss!!!!!

I don't think I ever load properly

Ooo this is the best.

Even more so when you have an unusual, long, and hard-to-pronounce last name....

2020 barely made a difference to me - my workplace is a bit isolated, so we never worked from home, and since I go out with people about as often as there is a solar eclipse, my schedule wasn't affected by lockdowns at all - it was the same thing but with a mask on :D

Okay but this actually hits me on a personal level

ot which one of my multiple personalities i should show

If you think I'd get as far as playing uno....with people....

I know what she's going through 😢

Me literally the other day

My grandpa was very good at summoning waiters via eye contact. No one else could quite learn this skill...