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#2

My Dad Was The Only One At The Office Today, So He Made This Picture And Sent It To My Family

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455points

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Katie Peter 4 years ago

This is awesome and should be higher

66points

#3

My Son's First Day At School Today. I Handled It Really Well

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455points

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itz kimora 4 years ago

this should be higher tbh

55points

There’s something almost transgressive about dad humor. It mostly works anywhere and anytime and has no second meaning that would give the joke an unnecessary aftertaste. The success of dad humor, which has now become a subgenre of its own, reflects the whole trend in comedy these days.

Comedian Paul Seven told the National Post that nowadays, humor is all about instant gratification and avoiding insulting anybody. It means that dad jokes have no social commentary, no agenda, and no political material, which means that they’re as neutral as can be. In the world where everything is social, political, and cultural, this is one of the safe cards you can play to have fun but without fear of insulting anyone.

#4

My Dad Recently Got A 3D Printer And Made A Stool Sample For His Doctor

Final score:

449points

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Tara Brooks 4 years ago

🤣

93points

#5

What The

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448points

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#6

My Dad Got To Hold A 3-Week-Old Baby Goat Yesterday

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446points

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IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago

This is so cute.

74points

That’s because they rely on puns. “It’s a genre most kids grow up with and can relate to, no matter where they are from. It requires no cultural know-how, no knowledge of social trends, or world updates,” Seven said.

Dads' humor is both stupid and cringy, yet very relatable. It gives us a much-needed sense of homey comfort where TV and media is ruled by chaos and turmoil. Any pun is like coming home to your high-school setup with your mom making banana bread downstairs and dad throwing puns at whatever he pleases. I mean, in the end, this is kinda why we love our dads no matter how ill-calculated their jokes can be.

#7

Daddio Is A Savage

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431points

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itz kimora 4 years ago

"you can no longer send messages to this person."

91points

#8

When You Just Want To Play Your Guitar But Your Dad Is That Guy From Pink Floyd

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410points

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Coraline Brown 4 years ago

That's because it is Dave Gilmour and that's his daughter Romany

95points

#9

Feels Bad

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409points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

rules are rules :-)

93points

#10

My Dad Has Just Figured Out How To Use The Front Camera. This Is The First Picture He Sent

Final score:

399points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

Awwww..........Boxers are best!

69points

#11

So My Daughter Juist Bought A House That Was Buit In Late 1800's. We Found This And She Threw It Out, I Got It Out Of The Trash And Let The Games Begin

Final score:

396points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Aww, that’s mean. Funny but mean lol.

134points

#12

My Dad Is Adorable And His Bad Jokes Always Make Me Happy

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385points

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Kenna Cook 4 years ago

I'm oustanding in my....living room XD

54points

#13

Cooper Leveled Up On Dog Ability

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384points

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M O'Connell 4 years ago

Don't let the other corgis learn of this...

69points

#14

My Parents Just Got Internet (Bialet Massé) And My Dad Is Already Showing Videos To The Neighbors

Final score:

373points

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Troux 4 years ago

Ok that is adorable...

101points

#15

Womb, There It Is

Final score:

369points

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itz kimora 4 years ago

this was epic.

86points

#16

Dad Of The Year

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365points

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Ariana Grande<33 4 years ago

Look at her face 😊😊

70points

#17

I Promised My Daughter A Chocolate Cake If She Pooped On The Potty All By Herself. I Had To Pay Up

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359points

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actaully...nevermind 4 years ago

call me crazy, but that is just so sweet

110points

#18

My First And Newborn Son Is Jaundiced And Receiving Light Therapy. So As An Artist Turned Dad, I Made Sure He Let The Nurses Know How He Was Feeling Behind That Mask

Final score:

357points

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itz kimora 4 years ago

can we take a moment to admire the art tho like srsly

118points

#19

Working With Dad

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341points

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Aski Markup 4 years ago

Pay up, you never said he had to be awake.

212points

#20

Put On My Dad Uniform Today And Began The Journey Of Fatherhood! I Had To Use My Dads Actual Shoes Cause My Wife Wouldn’t Let Me Buy Dad Shoes

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331points

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Troux 4 years ago

I hope you got to do something fun for your last day of being cool.

82points

#21

My Wife Doesn’t Want Our Newborn Son’s Face Posted On Social Media, So She Asked Me To Censor Over It. Needless To Say, I Won’t Be Asked To Do That Again

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319points

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Monday 4 years ago

Can this be the new official form of censoring please?

54points

#22

My Son Was Shocked When He Saw Me With A Wig

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317points

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El muerto 4 years ago

kid; "Could I get new one, this one is broke"

68points

#23

My Dad “Trying Out The Plot He Just Purchased”

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302points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

I have never heard of someone buying a burial plot on advance except in American movies/tv shows. Is it a common thing people do over in the US.

68points

#24

My Dad Wanted To Take A Nice Picture With A Waterfall In Yosemite

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299points

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Emir 4 years ago

This is the best one!

56points

#25

Sometimes My Daughter's Pad Falls Out Of Her Bra In The Laundry. Sometimes I Use It To Make My Dog Look Jewish

Final score:

286points

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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

I do that all the time with paper plates. My puppy pulls it off pretty well.

53points

#26

I Told My Dad That I Bought The Game “Risk” And Wanted To Play It With Him. He Said He’d Never Played. I Show Up To His House And Find Him With Printed Out Battle Plans And Map Strategies

Final score:

281points

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Troux 4 years ago

I want your dad to do my taxes.

103points

#27

My Dad Was So Proud Of The "Feetloaf" He Made For Halloween. I Think He Nailed It

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277points

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Troux 4 years ago

That's the best worst thing I've ever seen.

146points

#28

My Dad Told Me It Might Be Hard For Me To Find Him At The Airport Because He Looks So Much Different After Losing Weight

Final score:

264points

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Elijah Westreich 4 years ago

rotfl

35points

#29

Throwback To When My Mom Forgot To Submit My Senior Baby Ad For The Yearbook And Asked My Dad To Do It

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257points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Or as my dad would write on a card on our 20th birthday: 'While waiting for your departure, we have already removed your wardrobe from the house.'

61points

#30

My Brother's High School Math Teacher Assigned Parental Homework. My Dad Was Not Happy

Final score:

239points

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Monday 4 years ago (edited)

I'd be kind of annoyed to if my kid's school sent me homework. I did my time. Edit: Geez people do you not read? I never said I wouldn't do it, just that I'd be annoyed at having to do it.

83points

#31

Dropped In On My Kids’ Zoom Classes - Payback For All The Interruptions To My Work Calls

Final score:

236points

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actaully...nevermind 4 years ago

bruh that is ⛓brutal⛓ and i like it

77points

#32

Dad Didn't Tell Us How To Live. He Showed Us

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235points

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itz kimora 4 years ago

yes that guy has his priorities straight

66points

#33

Today I Babysat My Son For The First Time While His Mother Was Out

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234points

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lenka 4 years ago

Hot tip.... it's not called "babysitting" if you are a parent.

450points

#34

Missed My Master’s Graduation Because Of Aerosinusitis And Rushed To Emergency Room. Here’s My Dad Handing Me My Insurance Papers Pretending To Graduate Me

Final score:

232points

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Your Local Lizard 4 years ago

Thats so sweet :3

40points

#35

Told My Dad His Toast Could Only Be One Page

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228points

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itz kimora 4 years ago

yes but whats the font size 😂

70points

#36

My Dad Mails My Dog Money And Giftcards On The Regular

Final score:

227points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

That is so sweet.

66points

#37

Dad Waits 28 Years To Return Birthday Card To Son

Final score:

216points

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itz kimora 4 years ago

he really did pull out that uno reverse huh

56points

#38

I'm The Dad Who Was Charged $39.35 To Hold My Son At The Hospital. Here's My Kid In His New Favorite Shirt

Final score:

212points

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IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago

That's so bad. But I guess it was worth it. At least all your other hugs will be free. Great t.shirt. Hope you your wife and this beautiful little baby will always be happy.

68points

danielw 4 years ago

so the vox article has a bit of an explanation: for skin to skin, they have to have an extra nurse come in to watch the baby etcetera. There's probably, also, supplies involved. Why they didn't just roll that fee into the rest of the bill, iunno. Nobody would have thought twice about it.

5points

Ellen Ranks 4 years ago

Do you get charged to hold your baby? I don't understand.....

17points

Mal 4 years ago

Welcome to the USA

19points

Mary Haynes 4 years ago

what the hell, they charged you to hold your own child. American healthcare at it's best.

13points

Katinka Min 4 years ago

American medicine is an abomination.

9points

Sent From The Slytherin House 4 years ago

Why were you charged?

6points

Wolfstar 4 years ago

Welcome to America, land of the f̶r̶e̶e̶ extraordinarily ridiculous costs of simple things

14points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

Yup, and a single OTC Advil for my wife was $8 each. American healthcare is so f'ed up.

4points

Lia Risbridger 4 years ago

'Murica! lAnD Of the fReE

4points

Laura Jones 4 years ago

why be charged to hug your son dont get that?

3points

Louloubelle 4 years ago

I don't get this. My husband was not "charged" for holding our kids.

2points

Suzi Gauthier 4 years ago

Check the fine print. You never know what they'll charge.

3points

Christel Nellemann 4 years ago

Sorry for your horrible healthcare system, guys. You should look a lot into healthcare in scandinavia , and I do not mean as lied about by right wing media in the us.

1point

DrBronxx 1 year ago

I had to wait five days until my daughter left the hospital before I could hold her. Or see my wife. Damn COVID rules

0points

Lynne Stankard 2 years ago

WHAT???? You had to pay to hold your own son in hosptal?????? Guess you live in USA right?

0points

Jan Smith 3 years ago

what do you mean you were charged????

0points

Faith Nicole 4 years ago

Why was he charged to hold his own son? I'm confused on this one

0points

Sue Sanders 4 years ago

What??? To hug your own son??? This year gets weirder and weirder.

0points

Groomer 4 years ago

You got way more then your money's worth.

0points

Pippa Runs 4 years ago

Yes!!!!!!

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Meg Needler 4 years ago

And that’s just for a hug. Wait until he’s older and has a kissing booth set up!

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eezycheezes101 4 years ago

AWW! Chubby baby!

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Ashley Wright 4 years ago

Adorable baby! 💖

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Doug 4 years ago

His country charged his dad to hold him, then his dad trademarked this shirt and used him to advertise it to make money off of it... this kid is screwed!

0points