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#2

My Dad Was The Only One At The Office Today, So He Made This Picture And Sent It To My Family

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Katie Peter 4 years ago

This is awesome and should be higher

66points

#3

My Son's First Day At School Today. I Handled It Really Well

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455points

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itz kimora 4 years ago

this should be higher tbh

55points

There’s something almost transgressive about dad humor. It mostly works anywhere and anytime and has no second meaning that would give the joke an unnecessary aftertaste. The success of dad humor, which has now become a subgenre of its own, reflects the whole trend in comedy these days.

Comedian Paul Seven told the National Post that nowadays, humor is all about instant gratification and avoiding insulting anybody. It means that dad jokes have no social commentary, no agenda, and no political material, which means that they’re as neutral as can be. In the world where everything is social, political, and cultural, this is one of the safe cards you can play to have fun but without fear of insulting anyone.

#4

My Dad Recently Got A 3D Printer And Made A Stool Sample For His Doctor

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449points

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Tara Brooks 4 years ago

🤣

93points

#5

What The

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448points

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#6

My Dad Got To Hold A 3-Week-Old Baby Goat Yesterday

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446points

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IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago

This is so cute.

74points

That’s because they rely on puns. “It’s a genre most kids grow up with and can relate to, no matter where they are from. It requires no cultural know-how, no knowledge of social trends, or world updates,” Seven said.

Dads' humor is both stupid and cringy, yet very relatable. It gives us a much-needed sense of homey comfort where TV and media is ruled by chaos and turmoil. Any pun is like coming home to your high-school setup with your mom making banana bread downstairs and dad throwing puns at whatever he pleases. I mean, in the end, this is kinda why we love our dads no matter how ill-calculated their jokes can be.

#7

Daddio Is A Savage

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431points

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itz kimora 4 years ago

"you can no longer send messages to this person."

91points

#8

When You Just Want To Play Your Guitar But Your Dad Is That Guy From Pink Floyd

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410points

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Coraline Brown 4 years ago

That's because it is Dave Gilmour and that's his daughter Romany

95points

#9

Feels Bad

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409points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

rules are rules :-)

93points

#10

My Dad Has Just Figured Out How To Use The Front Camera. This Is The First Picture He Sent

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399points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

Awwww..........Boxers are best!

69points

#11

So My Daughter Juist Bought A House That Was Buit In Late 1800's. We Found This And She Threw It Out, I Got It Out Of The Trash And Let The Games Begin

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396points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Aww, that’s mean. Funny but mean lol.

134points

#12

My Dad Is Adorable And His Bad Jokes Always Make Me Happy

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385points

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Kenna Cook 4 years ago

I'm oustanding in my....living room XD

54points

#13

Cooper Leveled Up On Dog Ability

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384points

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M O'Connell 4 years ago

Don't let the other corgis learn of this...

69points

#14

My Parents Just Got Internet (Bialet Massé) And My Dad Is Already Showing Videos To The Neighbors

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373points

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Troux 4 years ago

Ok that is adorable...

101points

#15

Womb, There It Is

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369points

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itz kimora 4 years ago

this was epic.

86points

#16

Dad Of The Year

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365points

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Ariana Grande<33 4 years ago

Look at her face 😊😊

70points

#17

I Promised My Daughter A Chocolate Cake If She Pooped On The Potty All By Herself. I Had To Pay Up

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359points

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actaully...nevermind 4 years ago

call me crazy, but that is just so sweet

110points

#18

My First And Newborn Son Is Jaundiced And Receiving Light Therapy. So As An Artist Turned Dad, I Made Sure He Let The Nurses Know How He Was Feeling Behind That Mask

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357points

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itz kimora 4 years ago

can we take a moment to admire the art tho like srsly

118points

#19

Working With Dad

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341points

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Aski Markup 4 years ago

Pay up, you never said he had to be awake.

212points

#20

Put On My Dad Uniform Today And Began The Journey Of Fatherhood! I Had To Use My Dads Actual Shoes Cause My Wife Wouldn’t Let Me Buy Dad Shoes

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331points

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Troux 4 years ago

I hope you got to do something fun for your last day of being cool.

82points

#21

My Wife Doesn’t Want Our Newborn Son’s Face Posted On Social Media, So She Asked Me To Censor Over It. Needless To Say, I Won’t Be Asked To Do That Again

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319points

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Monday 4 years ago

Can this be the new official form of censoring please?

54points

#22

My Son Was Shocked When He Saw Me With A Wig

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317points

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El muerto 4 years ago

kid; "Could I get new one, this one is broke"

68points

#23

My Dad “Trying Out The Plot He Just Purchased”

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302points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

I have never heard of someone buying a burial plot on advance except in American movies/tv shows. Is it a common thing people do over in the US.

68points

#24

My Dad Wanted To Take A Nice Picture With A Waterfall In Yosemite

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299points

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Emir 4 years ago

This is the best one!

56points

#25

Sometimes My Daughter's Pad Falls Out Of Her Bra In The Laundry. Sometimes I Use It To Make My Dog Look Jewish

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286points

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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

I do that all the time with paper plates. My puppy pulls it off pretty well.

53points

#26

I Told My Dad That I Bought The Game “Risk” And Wanted To Play It With Him. He Said He’d Never Played. I Show Up To His House And Find Him With Printed Out Battle Plans And Map Strategies

Final score:

281points

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Troux 4 years ago

I want your dad to do my taxes.

103points

#27

My Dad Was So Proud Of The "Feetloaf" He Made For Halloween. I Think He Nailed It

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277points

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Troux 4 years ago

That's the best worst thing I've ever seen.

146points

#28

My Dad Told Me It Might Be Hard For Me To Find Him At The Airport Because He Looks So Much Different After Losing Weight

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264points

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Elijah Westreich 4 years ago

rotfl

35points

#29

Throwback To When My Mom Forgot To Submit My Senior Baby Ad For The Yearbook And Asked My Dad To Do It

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257points

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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Or as my dad would write on a card on our 20th birthday: 'While waiting for your departure, we have already removed your wardrobe from the house.'

61points

#30

My Brother's High School Math Teacher Assigned Parental Homework. My Dad Was Not Happy

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239points

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Monday 4 years ago (edited)

I'd be kind of annoyed to if my kid's school sent me homework. I did my time. Edit: Geez people do you not read? I never said I wouldn't do it, just that I'd be annoyed at having to do it.

83points

#31

Dropped In On My Kids’ Zoom Classes - Payback For All The Interruptions To My Work Calls

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236points

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actaully...nevermind 4 years ago

bruh that is ⛓brutal⛓ and i like it

77points

#32

Dad Didn't Tell Us How To Live. He Showed Us

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235points

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itz kimora 4 years ago

yes that guy has his priorities straight

66points

#33

Today I Babysat My Son For The First Time While His Mother Was Out

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234points

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lenka 4 years ago

Hot tip.... it's not called "babysitting" if you are a parent.

450points

Chris 4 years ago

That kid is a good few months old.... what the hell has he been doing all this time???

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Holly D 4 years ago

Parenting going to hit him hard when he realizes

61points

Charlotte 4 years ago

For the people that don’t understand: Fathers referring to caring for their own children as “babysitting” is problematic because it implies that childcare is actually the responsibility of the mother. That the father is doing something unusual or special or generous by spending a short time parenting their own child. Babysitting is usually understood to be looking after someone else’s child, either as a favour or as a paid job. It’s recognised as work. A mother is never described as babysitting her own children. Her parenting is never seen as legitimate work. In addition to this, men showing basic parenting skills are lauded as heroes, while women who have been doing these things and more for years are ignored & dismissed. This article is littered with examples. It’s just expected of mothers. It all boils down to misogyny. Again. I might be on my high horse about this, but I get a very clear view from up here!

43points

Banjo Peppers 4 years ago

He should say “watched the baby by myself for the first time.” It’s a small thing, but it’s annoying. It’s not babysitting when it’s your own child.

26points

Courtney Christelle 4 years ago

My dad said that once... and only once.

14points

Annabell 4 years ago

Exactly my first thought

5points

Jim Price 4 years ago

It's called babysitting if the mother leaves the baby to sit YOU.

1point

Joyce Brazel 4 years ago

MY HUSBAND CALLED IT THAT TOO! GRRRRRRRRRRR!

1point

Hannah Cockrell 1 year ago

I love how some people d I nt seem to know what a joke is

0points

Holvnn Olive Ntivuguruzwa 2 years ago

Yes please explain. But at least he does, some papa remember only putting the sperms🙄🙄

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Nul Nemo 4 years ago

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Susan Mercurio 4 years ago

Thank you

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jenjie.newt 4 years ago

That's obviously the joke

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

You don’t “babysit” your own child. Looking after your kids is part of the whole parenting deal.

22points

Vanessa Woolf 4 years ago

Yo, just a heads up if you're the parent of the baby it's *your* responsibility to co-parent your kid. You're not babysitting your kid, you do your job as a responsible parent. Too many parents, especially fathers, think that its the mother's job and that the mother should be happy to get the slightest help from the father. You have a job to do as a parent do it right, your wife shouldn't have to take care of the baby by herself. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk Haha

13points

Suzy Lee Ferry 4 years ago

when it's your kid it's parenting, not babysitting

12points

Tien 4 years ago

That's not babysitting, that's YOUR child and you're taking care of him like a parent should

10points

Ozzy Mopsbourne 4 years ago

I feel bad for his wife honestly

7points

NWB 4 years ago

Babysitting....ugh try parenting might work out better.

6points

Andrés Sequeira 4 years ago

I worked 12 years in forensic criminalistics, and this is a very, very bad joke

5points

Charlotte 4 years ago

I studied forensic science & crime scene investigation as an undergrad, and to the best of my knowledge nobody draws around dead bodies anyway. You take a zillion photos and don't contaminate the crime scene with chalk for no good reason! It's just a TV trope.

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Debbie Palmer 4 years ago

You don't BABYSIT your own child. You co-raise them. Pic is funny though.

5points

glowworm2 4 years ago

That is hysterical though!

4points

j b milam 4 years ago

regardless, it's still darn cute

2points

Cindy Jarrett 4 years ago

CSI Parents!

2points

DebbyC 4 years ago

Priceless!

1point

SF Angel 4 years ago

🤣🤣❤️

1point

Denise Lewis 2 years ago

your not babysitting it's called being a dad i don't understand all these men when they watch there child they call it babysitting

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Lynne Stankard 2 years ago

Read that four times - how do you Babysit if you're the father?

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Janet C 2 years ago

You don't babysit your own children. It's called parenting.

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DarkLumiya 3 years ago

so you babysit while your wife is the sole parent?

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RandomHumanBean 3 years ago

WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THAT IF A DAD IS WATCHING HIS OWN KID, IT IS BABYSITTING?!?

0points

Faith Nicole 4 years ago

Cute picture, but ya.. you were just a father, home alone with your baby.

0points

GaySloth 4 years ago

Why'd he call it babysitting?? Just gonna mention for people that think only men do this, people of all genders do this.

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Keryl Cryer 4 years ago

🤣😂🤣😂

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Sue Sanders 4 years ago

You gotta be the funnest dad!

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Luuta 4 years ago

Lmao!

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Jane W. 4 years ago

Call it proof he napped. And yes, Dad, you are responsible for at least half the childcare.

0points

Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago

Too many Forensic Files on Netflix, dad!

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Insane

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Eve 4 years ago

Awesome

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Nicki Taylor 4 years ago

CRIMINAL MINDS!

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Russell Ellwardt 4 years ago

Let me guess what your job is?

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lenka 4 years ago

Whats your guess?

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Christel Nellemann 4 years ago

Funny display, but Oh, please be an active half of your household with children, not just sometimes “helping with her responsabilities, as in babysitting your own kid. 🌹

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Max L. 4 years ago

Probably the last too.

-3points

Nicole Tomme 4 years ago

And for the last time...

-3points

#34

Missed My Master’s Graduation Because Of Aerosinusitis And Rushed To Emergency Room. Here’s My Dad Handing Me My Insurance Papers Pretending To Graduate Me

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232points

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Your Local Lizard 4 years ago

Thats so sweet :3

40points

#35

Told My Dad His Toast Could Only Be One Page

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228points

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itz kimora 4 years ago

yes but whats the font size 😂

70points

#36

My Dad Mails My Dog Money And Giftcards On The Regular

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227points

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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

That is so sweet.

66points

#37

Dad Waits 28 Years To Return Birthday Card To Son

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216points

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itz kimora 4 years ago

he really did pull out that uno reverse huh

56points

#38

I'm The Dad Who Was Charged $39.35 To Hold My Son At The Hospital. Here's My Kid In His New Favorite Shirt

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212points

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IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago

That's so bad. But I guess it was worth it. At least all your other hugs will be free. Great t.shirt. Hope you your wife and this beautiful little baby will always be happy.

68points