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Let’s admit it — we all love dad jokes. It’s okay, you can go ahead and say it, I’ll keep your secret safe. We often assume that dad humor solely consists of corny jokes and puns, but in reality, fathers frequently say really funny and witty things that make us genuinely laugh. Also, even the corniest of jokes can be quite enjoyable, and you know it.
Some fathers who really can’t imagine their life without humor took it to Twitter, turning dad humor into a whole category of Twitter jokes. These men may be from different parts of the world, work in different professions, and have different views on life, but one thing that unites them all apart from being fathers is that they have some really funny dad jokes up their sleeve. In fact, there are so many of them, they could even start a competition for the best dad jokes of the day.
For this article, we collected some of the best dad jokes you can find on Twitter. Share them with your friends regardless of their parental status to have a good laugh. Do you know other Twitter dad jokes? We are eager to see them in our comment section.
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Sara Wilson 2 years ago
AND, that it also describes a certain kind of person. That could REALLY mess up the kids...!
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Sad Quokka 2 years ago
I mean, I don't have any kids, but my little brothers week is very similar
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Manic Mama 2 years ago
My standing rule was that anyone who gave my kids musical instruments were the same people at whose houses the instrument would be played at. Youngest is now 15, and so far, zero musical instruments.
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Onion Patch Petunia 2 years ago
Okay, from now on I will refer all the questions to you, teach
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PandaGoPanda 2 years ago
I still have to move cups away from the edge of the table and my son is 18 ...
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
22 years ago, on the birth of our first son, the midwife said to my wife, "Don't be squeezing his (me) hand so tight. - You'll hurt him." I have cursed that midwife since then. Equating a sore hand to giving birth has caused me pain for 22 years. I couldn't believe it when she said it. Even my wife stopped srceaming, then turned to give me a look I will never forget.
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
My children and wife wake up each day and immedieately go to the window to look for an Amazon van. When it arrives, I immediately check my bank account online. I think I'll cancel my internet broadband subscription.
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Anime dude101 2 years ago
What they want to say, "yeah genius, but what words b!tch" vs what they actually say "what words, honey"
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Oh to have jaws that big. Bringing up my children would have been a breeze. I'd be close to biting sometimes though.
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