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Sense Of Direction

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

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Last Hurrah 6 years ago

Right on!

31points

B Walko 6 years ago

*Left on

11points

Jamie Dawson 5 years ago

Left off?

1point

Morgan Overcash 4 years ago

no, its left on -ba da chu-

0points

Tyler MaGee 4 years ago

Don't you mean left on?

-1point

Brooklynn Lewis 5 years ago

Left on

-1point

Jamie Dawson 5 years ago

left on!

-1point

John Fields 5 years ago

don't you mean left on

-1point

Kendall Kraft 5 years ago

No left on

-1point

Brianna Walker 4 years ago

lol ;D

2points

Brianna Walker 4 years ago

lol

2points

Jenni Dillard 4 years ago

My favorite so far!

2points

Payveen Zebary 4 years ago

I don't get it

2points

Don Salisbury 4 years ago

After a minute I got it left

2points

Dayton Mucha 4 years ago

A man walks into a bar. Ow

2points

Infinity Sn1p3r 5 years ago

When she doesn't give you what she want and pulls out pack your stuff and go card

2points

sloth 3 years ago

what kind of train eats taffy. a choo choo train

1point

DEMETRIUS MCCAIN 4 years ago

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

1point

Jordyn McCormick 4 years ago

oh yeah

1point

Braeden Mccarville 4 years ago

not bad

1point

Angelica Moreno 4 years ago

Hahaha

1point

Michael Unthank 4 years ago

Haha

1point

Matthew Mortillaro-McEntyre 4 years ago

i don't get it...

1point

Madison Knight 5 years ago

LOL.

1point

Isaac Duran 5 years ago

right on

1point

wyatt falk 5 years ago

nice one

1point

Madison Beckette 5 years ago

Left on! I mean, right, I mean...

1point

richard el-amin 5 years ago

what??????

1point

glowworm2 6 years ago

I love this one.

1point

DULCELINA JIMENEZ 1 year ago

hiiiii

0points

Keith Jackson 2 years ago

i I'm 20 y/ ol/

0points

Keith Jackson 2 years ago

0points

Keith Jackson 2 years ago

0points

Jayden 3 years ago

This is so funny I am wetting my self

0points

Jayden 3 years ago

This is ballarious

0points

Andre McCombs 3 years ago

booo

0points

Phoenix 4 years ago

LOL

0points

emma rose erickson 4 years ago

i dont get it

0points

Pandapug2.0 4 years ago

This one's my favorite

0points

Cayden Biffar 4 years ago

More like left on

0points

Claire Gilmore 4 years ago

Left on, man!

0points

Shawn Aniekwe 4 years ago

Lol LMAO

0points

Alyssa Smith 4 years ago

You have good night and night night love mom thank goodness for the kids you

0points

TY'TEONNA CHOPP 4 years ago

It's I packed up my stuff and left. You do not know your directions SIR!

0points

Maddy Wright 4 years ago

LMAO

0points

Lorelai White 4 years ago

i feel ur pain i still have to hold up my hands to tell which is left and right

0points

Zoe Green 4 years ago

what?

0points

Logan LUSTRI 4 years ago

thats me

0points

Julian Donohue 4 years ago

0points

Kristina White-Esparza 4 years ago

SO funny!!

0points

EeveeTrainer 209 4 years ago

That is hilarious

0points

Chris 4 years ago

Oohh! Great one!

0points

Zyana Daluz 4 years ago

haha 250px-Rebe...5ce0d8.jpg

0points

Zyana Daluz 4 years ago

hah

0points

Violet Sanford 4 years ago

Haha!

0points

Gaige Mcgann 4 years ago

left on

0points

Gaige Mcgann 4 years ago

nice

0points

Noah J Kinzley 4 years ago

noice

0points

Noah J Kinzley 4 years ago

noice

0points

Nathan Ouellette Violette 4 years ago

lol

0points

potatocatz*w* 4 years ago

hehehehehehehhehehehHEHEHEHEHEHHE

0points

Foxie Da Fox 4 years ago

I don’t get it

0points

Gabriel Richardson 4 years ago

hahahaha

0points

Aiden Pearson 4 years ago

Left on!!!!!!

0points

Samuel Johnston 5 years ago

all lefty then

0points

Janelle Austin 5 years ago

You sure that was the left decision?

0points

wolflix 269 5 years ago

AHAHAHAHA XD

0points

Isaac Duran 5 years ago

hey thats not cool

0points

Anthony Lee 5 years ago

worst joke ever!!!!! never make a joke again PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!

0points

Kyle Lee 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Kyle Lee 5 years ago

hi Top-5-Grap...50-png.jpg

0points

Just a Snowball 3 years ago

hiii!!!!

0points

Nolan Henry 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Nolan Henry 5 years ago

hahaha

0points

Danny Hernandez 5 years ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

0points

Riley Ludtke 5 years ago

dont get it. \

0points

Antanas Dicpetris 5 years ago

what did the horse wife say after a long day? why the long face? get it? because horses have long faces:DDD

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Maddy Wright 4 years ago

no nobody got it at all

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Addison Ledford 5 years ago

lol maxresdefa...e2f711.jpg

0points

Addison Ledford 5 years ago

cool descendant...2b07aa.jpg

0points

Yuredia Bautista 5 years ago

Boi boi boi

0points

Roen Lugar 5 years ago

terrible

0points

Owen Bailey 5 years ago

Boo

0points

Lucan Bongers 5 years ago

Bad

0points

NeighborhoodTolerance 5 years ago

BOOO!!

0points

akili braylock 6 years ago

at first i didn't get it but after I read it a few times I understood this and how it went together

0points

akili braylock 6 years ago

he has no sense of direction so he packed up his stuff and right I thought It was supposed to be left /\ /\ (@v@) (--------) `'` `'`

-1point

Madysen Bergeron 4 years ago

left on

-1point

Christopher Pacheco 4 years ago

this joke f*****g sucks

-1point

Maddy Wright 4 years ago

just like you 😒

1point

Veronica Tatshama 4 years ago

what the hell

-1point

Kyle LaButte 4 years ago

Sorry your dad joke is not jokeable

-1point

Aiden Reid 4 years ago

it should be "My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and LEFT"

-1point

Dominic Jasmer 4 years ago

shouldn't you say left on

-1point

Alex Wright 4 years ago

not funny

-1point

s neon 5 years ago

left on dude left on!!

-1point

Jordyn Moody 5 years ago

Left on!

-1point

Riley Schultz 5 years ago

left on!!

-1point

Addison Ledford 5 years ago

not funny images-10-...053b5.jpeg

-2points

Perfect Pun

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

Alessia_Fisher Report

Final score:

59points

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Holy Water

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

tymoski Report

Final score:

52points

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Trippy Shoes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

motherfkersantana Report

Final score:

51points

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Origin Of French Fries

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

somekindahuman Report

Final score:

48points

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Nap Time Puns

Nap Time Puns If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

korpsart Report

Final score:

48points

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Donald Duck

The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

ldrescher Report

Final score:

48points

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Concepts Of Gravity

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

raheel1122 Report

Final score:

43points

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#10

Nobody Knows

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

Lee_Hey_pat Report

Final score:

41points

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#11

Which Came First?

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know

JohnathanWickers Report

Final score:

41points

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#12

Least Spoken Language

What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language

A_Sea_Cucumber Report

Final score:

41points

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#13

Conversation Starter

Conversation Starter My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...

Final score:

36points

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#14

Pie Rates

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Final score:

36points

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#15

Single Handedly The Best

My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?" Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."

thunderup_14 Report

Final score:

35points

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#16

Dying To Get There

Dying To Get There When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!

Final score:

33points

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#17

Meaning Well

My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.

StewPaddasso Report

Final score:

33points

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#18

Serving Justice

Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater.

Spider_Dimwit Report

Final score:

33points

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#19

Sir Arthur's Knights

Sir Arthur's Knights The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

omgthatspunny Report

Final score:

32points

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#20

Logical Explanation

MOM: "How do I look?" DAD: "With your eyes."

Final score:

30points

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A Deeper Purpose Behind Dad Jokes

It’s easy to write off the best dad jokes ever as being corny. However, some experts believe such jokes have a deeper purpose. According to The Conversation, dads feel more like fatherly figures when telling such jokes. While the dads get their dose of humor, children learn to deal with embarrassment. These factors help develop a healthy father-child relationship.

Even the most corny dad jokes can have long-lasting effects on adult children. According to the ABC7 report, jokes like these can help a child become a better human being and a more confident adult. As they “build up” immunity to embarrassment, children are more willing to open up and be themselves.

So, instead of getting red from embarrassment, appreciate your dose of the dad joke of the day. Not only are you bringing joy to your parent, but you also develop a confident personality. When you reach adulthood, you’ll have your own collection of dad jokes to tell your friends.

#21

Silent P

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.

Capetoider Report

Final score:

29points

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#22

Vegetarian Zombie

Vegetarian Zombie What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!”

PolesawPolska Report

Final score:

29points

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#23

Excited For Spring

Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!

mblondie Report

Final score:

28points

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#24

Rules Of Life

3 unwritten rules of life...
1.
2.
3.

Final score:

28points

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#25

Witnessing A Robery

Witnessing A Robery If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

Gingafer81 Report

Final score:

27points

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#26

Company Mergers

Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Final score:

27points

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#27

Untrustworthy Particles

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!

letrollface1279 Report

Final score:

26points

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#28

Name-Giving

I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.” I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

Final score:

26points

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#29

Magician Dad

KID: "Dad, make me a sandwich!" DAD: "Poof, you’re a sandwich!”

th0nkii Report

Final score:

25points

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#30

Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.

DeathEater101 Report

Final score:

24points

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#31

Server's Nightmare

SERVER: "Sorry about your wait." DAD: "Are you saying I’m fat?”

Final score:

24points

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#32

No More Butts

What has two butts and kills people? An assassin

LeCrowing Report

Final score:

24points

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#33

Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? AYE MATEY

Muter Report

Final score:

23points

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#34

Would You Like A Bag?

CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”

ChiePie Report

Final score:

22points

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#35

Pros And Cons

What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Lliizzaarrddd Report

Final score:

22points

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#36

Ice Cream Truck

Ice Cream Truck When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring: "They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”

IABDPresents Report

Final score:

21points

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#37

Ever Rolling

If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave.

Final score:

21points

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#38

Magic Spells

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.

offmlc Report

Final score:

19points

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#39

Math Problems

Math Problems 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.

jnnx3 Report

Final score:

18points

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#40

Feeling Tired

Why couldn't the bike standup by itself? It was two tired.

TheLast0ne_ Report

Final score:

18points

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What is the Oldest Dad Joke?

Like with everything, there is a specific starting point for jokes. While we might not know the first dad joke to be told, we might get a hint at the genre it was in. Fart jokes want to or not date back to the Sumerians. According to Reuters, a fart joke dates back to 1900 B.C. While you might have it in your list of jokes to tell your dad, keep it around to get the upper hand in a corny humor standoff.

#41

Deer Pun

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!

ElderCunningham Report

Final score:

17points

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#42

Father Figure

GRANDPA: I have a 'dad bod', DAD: To me it's more like a father figure.

maryfountain Report

Final score:

17points

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#43

Dentist Time

Dentist Time What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

smithy2004 Report

Final score:

16points

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#44

Outstanding Cow

When a dad drives past a cow pasture: LOOK! That cow is OUT-STANDING in his field!

Final score:

16points

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#45

Forrest Gump Password

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

BombOmbBuddy Report

Final score:

15points

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#46

Calendar Factory

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

TheSupraDixk Report

Final score:

15points

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#47

Half Left

When you ask a dad if he's alright: "No, I’m half left.”

Admblackhawk Report

Final score:

15points

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#48

Burning Smell

KID: "Hey, I was thinking…" DAD: "I thought I smelled something burning.”

Final score:

14points

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#49

Termite Pun

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

BradC Report

Final score:

13points

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#50

Three Guys

Three Guys Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

usernamemispeled Report

Final score:

13points

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#51

Octopus Tickles

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.

superdrew91 Report

Final score:

13points

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#52

Birthday Card

SON: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, DAD: You know, one would have been enough.

Final score:

13points

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#53

Kidding

Kidding When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.

ownworldman Report

Final score:

13points

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Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#54

Ham Sandwich

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here."

bobbyperuse Report

Final score:

12points

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#55

April May

Can February March? No, but April May!

guts_full_of_meat Report

Final score:

12points

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#56

Bison And Buffalo

Bison And Buffalo What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

_solidwarp_ Report

Final score:

12points

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#57

Shellfish

Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish.

Mr_McMuffins Report

Final score:

12points

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#58

Elon Controversy

To call the whole Elon Musk controversy “Elon-Gate” seems like a bit of a stretch.

JuIius_Seizure95 Report

Final score:

12points

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#59

Salted Peanut

Salted Peanut Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

ConcaveMishap Report

Final score:

11points

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Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#60

Lean Beef

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef.

allmyritz Report

Final score:

11points

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#61

Best Dam Show

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!

atodaso Report

Final score:

10points

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#62

Beethoven Fruit

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.

mozeiny Report

Final score:

10points

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#63

Haircut Pun

When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: "No, I got them all cut!"

KEERTHIVLOGS Report

Final score:

10points

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#64

Forever 21

Where did the college-aged vampire like to shop? Forever 21.

Final score:

10points

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#65

Bisacktual

GROCERY STORE CHECKER: "Paper or plastic?" DAD: "Either, I’m bisacktual.”

Final score:

9points

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50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#66

Horse Tripped

What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

Final score:

9points

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#67

A Trumpet

You know what the loudest pet you can get is? A trumpet.

JonquilXanthippe Report

Final score:

9points

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#68

Total Ripoff

Why wasn't the woman happy with the velcro she bought? It was a total ripoff.

Final score:

9points

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#69

747 Sounds

What noise does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

wehavechocolate Report

Final score:

9points

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#70

Deter Gents

I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.

Boomkiller Report

Final score:

9points

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#71

Passable Products

What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory.

TotalBuilder45 Report

Final score:

8points

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Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#72

First Offender

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”

FunnyGenious Report

Final score:

8points

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#73

Circus Fire

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!

ROTFLandmines Report

Final score:

8points

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#74

American And European

You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there? European.

twofirstkinds Report

Final score:

7points

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#75

25 Letters

I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

IsaiaHarris03 Report

Final score:

7points

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#76

Soup Or Salad

WAITRESS: "Soup or salad?" DAD: "I don’t want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.”

Final score:

7points

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Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#77

Frostbite

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

dadjokes Report

Final score:

7points

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#78

Angry Pepper

What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face.

Peekatchu1997 Report

Final score:

7points

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#79

Keeping A Log

As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.

TF79870 Report

Final score:

7points

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#80

It's Tearable

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable.

boris73 Report

Final score:

5points

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#81

Chicken Sedan

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!

Lee_Hey_pat Report

Final score:

5points

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"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

#82

An Elephant And A Rhino

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino.

K4RAB_THA_ARAB Report

Final score:

5points

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#83

Cheese Toastie

I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really grilled me.

TheHaleyBaby Report

Final score:

5points

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#84

Postmen Letters

If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”. They get really pissed off.

Final score:

5points

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#85

Dog Walks Into A Bar

A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I’m looking for the man who shot my paw."

USAneedsAJohnson Report

Final score:

4points

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College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

#86

Muffler Dream

Muffler Dream I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

MayorMcGrimace Report

Final score:

4points

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“All Three Shot Out Pink”: Triplets' Baby Shower Turns Sour, Pregnant Wife Wants A Divorce

#87

A Gigabyte Pun

You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.

Gamer-Citrus Report

Final score:

4points

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#88

Lifesaver Inventor

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

Rohi0109 Report

Final score:

3points

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#89

Square Meal

Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.

Final score:

3points

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#90

Lonely Cheese

What do you call a lonely cheese? Provolone.

Versacepoop Report

Final score:

3points

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#91

Carry Your Tune

DAD, TO A SINGER: "Don’t forget a bucket." SINGER: "Why?" DAD: "To carry your tune."

_solidwarp_ Report

Final score:

3points

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#92

Fortnite Pun

I told my 14 year old son I thought 'Fortnite' was a stupid name for a computer game. I think it is just too weak.

24two Report

Final score:

3points

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#93

Kleenex Dance

How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!

BasedOnAir Report

Final score:

2points

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#94

Toad And Frog

How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”

turtleforeskin88 Report

Final score:

2points

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Iplaychesssometimes Report

#95

Cell Phones

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

Final score:

2points

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#96

Bad Blood

Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.

omgthatspunny Report

Final score:

2points

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#97

Little Horse

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!

Final score:

1point

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#98

Blood Type

NURSE: "Blood type?" DAD: "Red."

Final score:

1point

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#99

Two-Knee Fish

Two-Knee Fish What do you call a fish with two knees? A “two-knee” fish.

blacklutefisk Report

Final score:

1point

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As a writer and image editor for Bored Panda, Giedrė crafts posts on many different topics to push them to their potential. She's also glad that her Bachelor’s degree in English Philology didn’t go to waste (although collecting dust in the attic could also be considered an achievement of aesthetic value!) Giedrė is an avid fan of cats, photography, and mysteries, and a keen observer of the Internet culture which is what she is most excited to write about. Since she's embarked on her journalistic endeavor, Giedrė has over 600 articles under her belt and hopes for twice as much (fingers crossed - half of them are about cats).

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Heyo. I’m Džiugas, a writer for Bored Panda’s Home & Design section. You can guess from my name that I’m a happy person. At least, I try to be happy and full of joy. I’m always down to analyze old and new movies and suggest decor ideas to add some pizazz to your home.

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K. LNU 6 years ago

Anyone else keep hearing the "ba-dum-dum *cymbal crash" after each one? lol

9points

Maria Windsor 5 years ago

YESSSSSS lol in real life actually my lil bro was at his drumset when I was reading these aloud and he made that sound after each one :P lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

1point

Sarah O'Dwyer 5 years ago

What do you get when a sheep, drum and a snake fall off a cliff? Baa-dum-hiss...

1point

Phoenix 4 years ago

Yes ha ha ha ha

0points

Brayden 4 years ago

for sure

0points

JillVille 6 years ago

My sister & her hubby are having their first. I gave him joke books wrapped in ribbon as a New Dad's Prep Kit. They laughed and he tossed out some real groaners - he's already well on the way to annoying the heck out of my new niece!

4points

Maria Windsor 5 years ago

Ha that's great lol

1point

BlueGlue 6 years ago

I'm definitely guilty of using a few of these. Such fun

4points

SykesDaMan 6 years ago

By cringe you mean laugh (or at least smile)? Right ? :)

2points

Night Owl 6 years ago

Dad jokes are fun but dealing (or even living) with someone who uses them very often and often even repeats the same couple of jokes can be frustrating and exhausting.

2points

duffy dennis 2 years ago

What did the Vegas chicken salad say? I'm on a roll!

1point

McKenna Simmons 4 years ago

why did the coffee go to the police? because it got mugged. :D

1point

Scott Allam 5 years ago (edited)

Hold my beer... Three dads walk into a bar. The first one tells a joke while the other two laugh.

1point

andy w 5 years ago

I have 3 eyes, 2 nose, 5 ears and 2 mouths. What am I? Ugly

1point

Hersch Knapp 5 years ago

Why do nurses carry red pens? So they can draw blood.

1point

Kelly Horrigan 6 years ago

6 year old niece listening to adults asks my dad "Papa what is Happy Hour?" with out a pause he said "when you're sleeping" She was not pleased.

1point

Maria Windsor 5 years ago

THAT'S AMAZING ROFL-5d6bc...0afad4.gif

0points

Stella Rose 6 years ago

Here's one: Why did the old woman fall down the well? She couldn't see that well.

1point

Nicklas Linder 6 years ago

I went to a zoo once. They only had a dog there. It was a Shitzu.

1point

Goalshakers Football Highlights 6 years ago

Humm, funny though

1point

_-DungeonKeeper-_ 5 months ago

One time I was watching this video of puns and one of them was a guy was standing near a river next to another guy, and the second was was holding a stick, the first one is like "okay mah boy Moses here gonna open the river for us" and the one with the stick says "open sesame" and slams the stick down and nothing happens. So hes like "I guess God changed the password"

0points

Crystal Vaughan 5 months ago

My dad's favorite dad joke was: when is a door not a door? When it's ajar /-:

0points

Karl Weaver 1 year ago

My favorite joke is: Where do bad rainbows go? They go to prism, but it’s a light sentence!

0points

Mitch Gray 4 years ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLPO:LLOPOLOLOLOOLOLOLOKLKLKLLOLOLOOLOLO

0points

Syifa Ain Zulaika Binti Rosli 4 years ago

it funny but It is too punny

0points

Gabriel Liburdi 4 years ago

I thought it was cool but I didn't know what some of them ment

0points

Brianna Perez 4 years ago

Have you heard of the blind gynecologists?.......He reads lips

0points

Marrdiyat Ahmed-Moro 4 years ago

The ones with the higher points were the most funny. When the points decreased, so did the level of how high I would laugh.

0points

spencer mason 4 years ago (edited)

s**t aki mushrooms

0points

Mark Leonhardt 5 years ago

My oldest boy was with his wife at a store. The sales lady ask if he need help, "Do you have a psychiatry degree?" His wife groaned and said "OMG you've become your father. I've never been so proud!

0points

Lauren Montgomery 5 years ago

SON: Why is there a possum living in our backyard? DAD: Because this is a home of possumblities.

0points

Tootoo 5 years ago

Sup uglyburger

0points

Kelly Horrigan 6 years ago

Dad to a 14 year old indignant me: "Kelly, this house is not a democracy it is an anarchy but I am the ruler"

0points

Kelly Horrigan 6 years ago

Mom and Dad on the way to their anniversary party stop on the way to pick up some food. Guy asks him " How many years have you been Married?" Dad: " 50. If i committed murder I would have been out in 25"

0points

Rebekah Getz 6 years ago

Did you see the new movie "Constipation"? Of course not, it hasn't come out yet.

0points

Carol Emory 6 years ago

My friends interaction with his daughter. Daughter "Dad, I'm thirsty!" Dad: "Glad to meet you Thirsty! My name is Jason!"

0points

Gemma Lees 6 years ago

My father-in-law lives for when we're in restaurants and someone drops something so he can shout "sack the juggler!" What makes it really funny is how much it embarrasses my mother-in-law!

0points

Nicklas Linder 6 years ago (edited)

A pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender asks why he has a steering wheel down his pants and the pirate answers "Yarr! It's driving me nuts!"

0points

John L 6 years ago

I don't think I can make it to the second page already...............:(

0points

Hannah’s Vlogs 5 years ago

What kind of bear has teeth?

-1point

Hannah’s Vlogs 5 years ago

A Gummy Bear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1point

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K. LNU 6 years ago

Anyone else keep hearing the "ba-dum-dum *cymbal crash" after each one? lol

9points

Maria Windsor 5 years ago

YESSSSSS lol in real life actually my lil bro was at his drumset when I was reading these aloud and he made that sound after each one :P lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

1point

Sarah O'Dwyer 5 years ago

What do you get when a sheep, drum and a snake fall off a cliff? Baa-dum-hiss...

1point

Phoenix 4 years ago

Yes ha ha ha ha

0points

Brayden 4 years ago

for sure

0points

JillVille 6 years ago

4points

Maria Windsor 5 years ago

Ha that's great lol

1point

BlueGlue 6 years ago

I'm definitely guilty of using a few of these. Such fun

4points

SykesDaMan 6 years ago

By cringe you mean laugh (or at least smile)? Right ? :)

2points

Night Owl 6 years ago

Dad jokes are fun but dealing (or even living) with someone who uses them very often and often even repeats the same couple of jokes can be frustrating and exhausting.

2points

duffy dennis 2 years ago

What did the Vegas chicken salad say? I'm on a roll!

1point

McKenna Simmons 4 years ago

why did the coffee go to the police? because it got mugged. :D

1point

Scott Allam 5 years ago (edited)

Hold my beer... Three dads walk into a bar. The first one tells a joke while the other two laugh.

1point

andy w 5 years ago

I have 3 eyes, 2 nose, 5 ears and 2 mouths. What am I? Ugly

1point

Hersch Knapp 5 years ago

Why do nurses carry red pens? So they can draw blood.

1point

Kelly Horrigan 6 years ago

6 year old niece listening to adults asks my dad "Papa what is Happy Hour?" with out a pause he said "when you're sleeping" She was not pleased.

1point

Maria Windsor 5 years ago

THAT'S AMAZING ROFL-5d6bc...0afad4.gif

0points

Stella Rose 6 years ago

Here's one: Why did the old woman fall down the well? She couldn't see that well.

1point

Nicklas Linder 6 years ago

I went to a zoo once. They only had a dog there. It was a Shitzu.

1point

Goalshakers Football Highlights 6 years ago

Humm, funny though

1point

_-DungeonKeeper-_ 5 months ago

0points

Crystal Vaughan 5 months ago

My dad's favorite dad joke was: when is a door not a door? When it's ajar /-:

0points

Karl Weaver 1 year ago

My favorite joke is: Where do bad rainbows go? They go to prism, but it’s a light sentence!

0points

Mitch Gray 4 years ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLPO:LLOPOLOLOLOOLOLOLOKLKLKLLOLOLOOLOLO

0points

Syifa Ain Zulaika Binti Rosli 4 years ago

it funny but It is too punny

0points

Gabriel Liburdi 4 years ago

I thought it was cool but I didn't know what some of them ment

0points

Brianna Perez 4 years ago

Have you heard of the blind gynecologists?.......He reads lips

0points

Marrdiyat Ahmed-Moro 4 years ago

The ones with the higher points were the most funny. When the points decreased, so did the level of how high I would laugh.

0points

spencer mason 4 years ago (edited)

s**t aki mushrooms

0points

Mark Leonhardt 5 years ago

My oldest boy was with his wife at a store. The sales lady ask if he need help, "Do you have a psychiatry degree?" His wife groaned and said "OMG you've become your father. I've never been so proud!

0points

Lauren Montgomery 5 years ago

SON: Why is there a possum living in our backyard? DAD: Because this is a home of possumblities.

0points

Tootoo 5 years ago

Sup uglyburger

0points

Kelly Horrigan 6 years ago

Dad to a 14 year old indignant me: "Kelly, this house is not a democracy it is an anarchy but I am the ruler"

0points

Kelly Horrigan 6 years ago

0points

Rebekah Getz 6 years ago

Did you see the new movie "Constipation"? Of course not, it hasn't come out yet.

0points

Carol Emory 6 years ago

My friends interaction with his daughter. Daughter "Dad, I'm thirsty!" Dad: "Glad to meet you Thirsty! My name is Jason!"

0points

Gemma Lees 6 years ago

My father-in-law lives for when we're in restaurants and someone drops something so he can shout "sack the juggler!" What makes it really funny is how much it embarrasses my mother-in-law!

0points

Nicklas Linder 6 years ago (edited)

A pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender asks why he has a steering wheel down his pants and the pirate answers "Yarr! It's driving me nuts!"

0points

John L 6 years ago

I don't think I can make it to the second page already...............:(

0points

Hannah’s Vlogs 5 years ago

What kind of bear has teeth?

-1point

Hannah’s Vlogs 5 years ago

A Gummy Bear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1point