Clever!

Lol.

Oof!

Oh, c**p.

According to internet, a small itch on your butt can lead to testicular cancer!

I like the way God, the all powerful, all knowing creator needs a bat to do this guy in

Ouch

That's the only cute Hitler pic I have ever seen!

For many prude parents this sounds realistic.

Mean clouds!

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Use your talent to the full.

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

Dat face tho

Nope, they're all dressed like pandas, and they're RIGHT HERE!!!

I CAN RELATE

Childproofed my house. They still get in.

i laughed WAY too hard at this one!

Didn't expected this ending at all! Hilarious!

This is a good one!

LMAO

Lol!!

Please!

Plothole found! lol

Should have kept the moustache

lol

Now you have to pay the fees

At first I thought he ate the stripper

Everyone's fear ^^'

That's one extreme way of doing it.

The eyes tho

Coffee came out of my nose from trying not to laugh out loud

Tyler's still happy :D

Unfortunately I liked this. Now I'm probably gonna be dodging lightning bolts for the rest of the day.

I WANT ONE OF THOSE

He's certainly optimistic if he thinks that's "maybe".

It would have my vote

This one gave me the giggles...

LMFAO I feel bad for him

^Dad joke bonding

Is that genie related to me?

This is awesome, but it would have been cool if the baby was eating a tide pod

awwww

This seems like a game on Whose Line is it Anyway

Heh, actually late to his own funeral! I think that's how I'd like to go...

Best!

Astro-dad is a twat.

110...hefty amount of wine

Love this one.. so sad but unflinchingly true for some people...

hahahaha

O.Henry is spinning in his grave.

Clever!

Bravo!

😂😂😂😂😂

I love the headlines!

Lol!

Now they just need a duck

I am not ready for this too!

The praying mantis wished for the locusts.