I'm interested

Well now you have 2 cats

Audi might end up being a thinking cat. He loves to curl up on my chest when I'm using the phone or playing a video game.

‘Hmph 😤 doesn’t taste like chicken.’

You do now 🤷‍♀️

All police forces will now be employing cats to work undercover.

I want to be reincarnated as a spoiled house cat.

nope, pick up all four and place in lap

Floor in front of the chair and bury my face in the fluff pile.

This is my bed every night.

I’ll be squeezing my a*s behind them

Nope sit somewhere else

Very true. My cat is currently lying on my damn face and I’m reading these with just one damn eyeball - the other eye is having the luxury of getting fur all over it. I asked, “Snow, what the actual f**k, are you seriously on my face right now while threatening me with putting your a*****e directly on my face?!” and now she’s attempting to sleep - I’m going to be like this for hours apparently.

Sit on the floor? When you can sit on the corner and pet a pile of kittens?!

No you sit on the floor

If you so much as move them an inch you will be condemed to hell for all of eternity

Who could resist this?!

Absolutely

P E T T H E M

AWW 😻😻😻😻😻💖💖💖💖💖

Sit on the arm rest and pet the fluff balls

My rats, also a bunch of 4, have trained me to squat in front of the sofa so they can climb down.

Aww 🥰😭

The only kind of arrested I wouldn't mind.

Yes you can. Hop in buddy 😁

well, obviously, it did!

I would keep the bedroom door shut at night for a few weeks

Why does that cat look like Groucho Marx?

“i’m not done with you yet, human!”

I love this! 😅

" . . . or if you'd prefer, we can discuss the quality and quantity of cat treats you're prepared to offer."

That is the best feeling🥰

He looks like he stopped giving fücks a long time ago

Haha😂

Cat: *maniacal laughing*

I thought Goose was orange

I want to be like "STOP HELPING!"

I thought this was cat memes!?!? There is obviously no cat in this picture

don’t worry, it’s his stunt double!

I'll take the whole container

Surprised at how calm this little kitty is. My cat would be flailing around and yowling at the top of his lungs

She looks so happy 😊

If not let in, there is a distracting paw reaching under the door the whole time.

Cat just needs to know all the bad words...

I think we know the obvious choice ✅️✅️✅️🐈‍⬛️🐈‍⬛️🐈‍⬛️

I built a pergola in the garden, they started using the posts to sharpen their claws so I bought a roll of coir wrapped it around the posts, hey presto, scratching posts. They haven't used them since.