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Whether you believe in the supernatural, magic, and all things spooky or not, Halloween is just around the corner, which means they are all automatically real. So equip yourself with every spooky accessory possible to have fun and get the most out of the season. 

People in older times were big on curses. They were believed to be the most practical way to get rid of your enemies. Have a rival? Send them some cursed food. An educated rival? There was no shortage of cursed books in medieval times. These were particularly interesting because even though in most cases you needed the help of a professional witch to create a cursed item, it was widely believed that a cursed text was the work of the dark forces themselves to keep humans away from their secrets.   

Of course, we don’t want to hurt anyone, Halloween or not. But to keep the spirit of the season, you might want to practice some fun curses, especially if you are planning to turn into a witch for Halloween. How about “I hope you stub your toe!” for starters? If you are going to attend a party, prepare some “cursed images”: photos of cute puppies and kitties the recipient has to keep on their desk at all times to avoid terrible consequences.  

We have collected some funny curses to put on someone on Halloween night. You may even want to carry some of them over to your daily life. When anyone annoys you, instead of being mean to them, you will always have fun curses to say in a sinister tone to make them stop. Can you come up with more funny curses?    

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May your chair produce a sound similar to a fart, but only once, such that you cannot reproduce it to prove that it was just the chair.

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May you never be able to find that one song that you liked ever again.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of stores will refund the difference if you show them your receipt within a certain amount of time. But I guess it's the hassle that is the curse.

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May every time you drink orange juice your mouth be fresh with the taste of mint.

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May you never find the hair that is stuck on your tongue.

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May your life be as pleasant as you are.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOVE this one! It will definitely make the receiver think about your intention for a longgg time!

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May both sides of your pillow be warm.

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May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.

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May your sarcasm be underappreciated and misunderstood.

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May your five year old neighbor have their violin lesson during all of your hangovers.

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May your sushi always break and fall into the soy sauce cup.

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May all of your sneezes stop just before you actually sneeze.

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May someone give your child a tuba as a birthday present.

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May your coffee always be cold, and your beer always warm.

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May your subtitles never sync right.

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May every sock you wear be slightly rotated, just enough for it to be uncomfortable.

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May your children be just like you.

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May the tag on your shirt be extra itchy.

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May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins.

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May you live an extra long life filled with extra long legs, extra cold nights and extra short blankets.

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Do they have money? Do I get dinner? I have heard that bots are notoriously cheap.

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May the celebrity that you named your child after become involved in a disgraceful scandal that destroys their reputation forever.

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May you read through most of a book before realizing it's the third book of a trilogy.

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May you lose one of your Apple airpods.

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May you always be the first person to arrive at every social event.

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May your cat learn how to open doors.

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Both my German Shepard and my kitten have learned how to open doors. It’s fun to have them stroll into the house after letting all of the chickens in

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May every guitar pick you use fall into the soundhole.

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#35

May you always find things slightly after they would have been most useful.

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May the batteries you find always be AAA when in need of AA.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can’t you just use a little tin foil ball to make those work?

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May the earbud in your left ear never fit as perfect as the earbud in your right.

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May your butter always be cold and unspreadable.

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May you always forget the punchline of a joke after you start telling it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyday. Sometimes I forget what I am talking about in the middle of my own sentence, so I keep talking thinking I will remember what it is I was talking about...I blather on until someone who knows me well enough says "You forgot what you were talking about, didn't you?" And yes. Yes I did.

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May your freezer be packed full of food just good enough that you don't want to throw it out but bad enough that you don't want to eat it at any specific time.

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May every time you offer help just to be nice, the person accepts and you actually have to help.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha hahaaaaaaa....that;s why you ask when they are almost done.

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May your trash bags always leak when taking them outside.

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And your cat lick it up so that they can puke it on your shoes along with a hair ball

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May a drop of milk always run down your chin whenever you take a spoonful of cereal.

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May your ads be loaded, but your videos won’t.

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A Jewish curse: May all of your teeth fall out, except one, so you can have toothache.

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May you be forced to sit through a long presentation where all that the presenter does is read the slides word for word.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you sit through my last training at work with that lady whose voice was so annoying that my head was pounding after 10 minutes too???? I swear I was reaching for my gun to end my misery.

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May all your child's artwork be covered with glitter.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jokes on you, I support my kids art wether it is covered in glitter or not. Fyi, outdoor paint is worse to get out of a carpet than glitter.

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May you always walk into a store wearing a shirt that is the same color as the employees.

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May someone say "hi" while looking in your direction and you respond "hi" back before realizing that they were actually talking to the person behind you.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then may you remember this in a few years while trying to sleep

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May a single grain of sand appear under every screen protector you apply.

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May a single grain of sand appear in every bedsheet you sleep on, and between your toes when you take off your socks.

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May your ketchup water saturate your fries.

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May you always feel like a spiderweb is touching your face.

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May your spoon always slip and sink under the hot soup you eat.

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May you always stub your toe when you're in a bad mood.

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May your journey from bed to bathroom be filled with Lego.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its dangerous to go alone take this with you*gives lego boots*

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May every "empty" parking space you see in the distance actually contain a motorcycle.

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May your tea be too hot when you receive it, and too cold by the time you remember it's there.

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May you always hit Caps Lock instead of the 'a' key.

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May your inbox always read (1) even though you've read all the messages.

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May the traffic lights always stay red until you have come to a full and complete stop.

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May you always drop something slightly out of your reach whenever you get comfy.

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May your favorite book be made into a movie and the characters are nothing like you imagined them.

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May you be gifted the ability to predict the future, but cursed in that nobody ever believes anything you say.

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May you never be able to find the eyelash that is scratching your eyeball.

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May 'Barbie Girl' forever loops in your mind.

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May all of your belts be too tight when you sit down, yet too loose when you stand up.

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May you win the lottery and lose the ticket.

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May you always use the last bit of toilet roll at an unfamiliar house.

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May every meal you microwave be burned in the center and uncooked out the outside.

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May you always choose the slowest queue.

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May you see your typo only after you hit send.

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May you never be able to immediately tell whether your drying clothes are slightly damp or just cold.

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May you always cut you fingernails a bit too short. Not enough to bleed, just enough to hurt when you try to do stuff later.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha this used to just drive me nuts as a kid, mom had to wait until I was asleep to cut my nails.

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May your hairline recede one millimeter for every hour I spend getting over you.

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May you always turn on the radio just as a song you like is ending.

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May all your tortilla chips break into triangular pieces that stab the roof of your mouth.

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May every website you visit ask you to download an app.

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May your true love hang the toilet paper backwards.

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May every minute you spend in the shower count as six minutes in the rest of the world.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am fine with that. Then when I get out of the shower maybe the s**t that was supposed to already done be at least halfway done.

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May you always wake before your alarm at that point in time too early to get up, but too late to fall back asleep.

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May your glasses always have a smudge you can’t get rid of.

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May you always dress for the wrong weather.

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May you always put in your USB in the wrong way, then you flip it over, and the first way was the right way all along.

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May you look down while waiting for your bus, and look up to realize that it just went by.

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May you always get water down in your ear when you take a shower so you have to tilt your head sideways and smack the other side to get it out.

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Seriously, put in a drop of rubbing alcohol, tilt to let it run in, wait for the weird rumbling noise, then tip your head and let it drain. Thank you to Tim in college, a SCUBA diver.

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May your Spotify playlist have an advert after every 3 songs even with premium.

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May your fitted sheet be put on wrong and when you turn it ninety degrees, it still be wrong.

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May people always greet you with a sweaty handshake.

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May you always greet people with a sweaty handshake and you can watch them wipe their palm off on their pants.

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May every meal you order at a restaurant be slightly incorrect so that you'll recognize an error has been made but may the error be so small that you can't justify sending it back.

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May you always leave your phone charging before sleeping and wake up to see it wasn't connected.

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May you lose all the imaginary arguments you have in the shower.

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May you accidentally hit a keyboard short-cut you don't know how to switch back.

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May your in-laws reorganize your entire kitchen when they stay for Thanksgiving.

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May every math problem you try to solve be incorrect because you forgot one negative sign.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been doing this for the past 10 years and I'm only 44, nothing scares me any longer. I'll remember what it was just as soon as I go back to the recliner and get comfy again. 🙄🤣

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May your paranoia be valid.

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May the people at your NYE party count down to midnight faster than the clock does.

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May you always have a popcorn kernel shell stuck in your back teeth.

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May you smell cat pee and not be able to find it.

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May the movie you downloaded online have hardcoded Chinese subtitles, and you don't immediately notice because there is no dialogue in the first 10 minutes.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have told neighbors on the day they were moving, "I hope your new neighbors are >exactly< like you."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then the cat comes in and flings it open, looks inside and walks away, so you have to get up again and close it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guilty guilty and guilty. My yummy hubby likes to eat veggies.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's really mean... Folks, remember it's YOUR Karma that gets affected by your words and intentions, too!

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May your car's gas tank randomly switch from side to side.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Will never forgive myself even if the pet forgives me

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