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Whether you believe in the supernatural, magic, and all things spooky or not, Halloween is just around the corner, which means they are all automatically real. So equip yourself with every spooky accessory possible to have fun and get the most out of the season.
People in older times were big on curses. They were believed to be the most practical way to get rid of your enemies. Have a rival? Send them some cursed food. An educated rival? There was no shortage of cursed books in medieval times. These were particularly interesting because even though in most cases you needed the help of a professional witch to create a cursed item, it was widely believed that a cursed text was the work of the dark forces themselves to keep humans away from their secrets.
Of course, we don’t want to hurt anyone, Halloween or not. But to keep the spirit of the season, you might want to practice some fun curses, especially if you are planning to turn into a witch for Halloween. How about “I hope you stub your toe!” for starters? If you are going to attend a party, prepare some “cursed images”: photos of cute puppies and kitties the recipient has to keep on their desk at all times to avoid terrible consequences.
We have collected some funny curses to put on someone on Halloween night. You may even want to carry some of them over to your daily life. When anyone annoys you, instead of being mean to them, you will always have fun curses to say in a sinister tone to make them stop. Can you come up with more funny curses?
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#1
May your chair produce a sound similar to a fart, but only once, such that you cannot reproduce it to prove that it was just the chair.
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#2
May you never be able to find that one song that you liked ever again.
#3
May you always get up from your computer with your headphones still attached.
#4
May the audio be slightly off sync from the video you are trying to watch.
#5
May your sleeves always fall down when washing your hands.
#6
May everything you buy go on sale the next day.
Kimberly Banow 2 years ago
A lot of stores will refund the difference if you show them your receipt within a certain amount of time. But I guess it's the hassle that is the curse.
#7
May every time you drink orange juice your mouth be fresh with the taste of mint.
#8
May you try to use a pen on a paper and it will not work, and then you'll test it on the corner of the paper and it will work, and then you'll try to use it and it will again not work.
#9
May you never find the hair that is stuck on your tongue.
#10
May you never fulfill your password requirements.
#11
May your life be as pleasant as you are.
Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn 2 years ago
LOVE this one! It will definitely make the receiver think about your intention for a longgg time!
#13
May both sides of your pillow be warm.
#14
May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.
Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago (edited)
Particularly cat pee or puke (edit: spelling mistake)
#15
May your sarcasm be underappreciated and misunderstood.
#16
May your five year old neighbor have their violin lesson during all of your hangovers.
#17
May your sushi always break and fall into the soy sauce cup.
#18
May all of your sneezes stop just before you actually sneeze.
#19
May someone give your child a tuba as a birthday present.
#20
May your coffee always be cold, and your beer always warm.
#21
May your subtitles never sync right.
#22
May you never be able to find the sweet spot between hot and cold when you shower.
#24
May your children be just like you.
#26
May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins.
#27
May you live an extra long life filled with extra long legs, extra cold nights and extra short blankets.
#28
May all your tinder matches be bots.
#29
May the celebrity that you named your child after become involved in a disgraceful scandal that destroys their reputation forever.
#30
May you read through most of a book before realizing it's the third book of a trilogy.
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Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
May your horn get stuck on while you're passing an outlaw biker gang. Whenever you drive on a two-lane highway, may you find yourself behind a poke who floors it when you try to pass.
Lea Panthera 2 years ago
My go-to curse(for some strange reason): May a thousand screeching cats fall onto your head.
Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
May your horn get stuck on while you're passing an outlaw biker gang. Whenever you drive on a two-lane highway, may you find yourself behind a poke who floors it when you try to pass.
Lea Panthera 2 years ago
My go-to curse(for some strange reason): May a thousand screeching cats fall onto your head.
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