50 Times People Spotted The Most ‘Cursed Shirts’ In The Wild And Had To Share Them Online
Clothing, one might say, is the best way to express yourself. And if that's true, slipping on an ironic slogan/graphic tee is a surefire way to let everyone know how many hecks you give about raising an eyebrow or two.
Cursed Shirts, then, is a true gem, offering a plethora of 'cursed' t-shirts that have been spotted in the wild. With a range of cheeky 'MAD' style graphics and daring R-rated slogans that would make any churchgoer blush, this vibrant community boasts an impressive membership of over 51,000 enthusiasts. Most importantly, it serves as a delightful reminder that few things come close to the joy of being blessed with the presence of a punny t-shirt that doesn't have the right to be that cool.
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I like my women meaty so that’s a chance I’d definitely be willing to take ;)
Me too, Lara. I'm down to 146 pounds, but still feel fat, especially around the tummy. I hate menopause.
Load More Replies...Whether it’s a cheeky graphic tee or a DIY Nickelback t-shirt that stops passersby in their tracks, we all can agree that sporting a bold tee makes us feel powerful. One might say, even more so than donning a pair of vintage Jordans or Yeezys.
"Today’s slogan tees almost feel like a reaction to the daggy sloganwear that dominated millennial fashion," the Guardian wrote in March, noticing the rise in hyper-specific and hyper-ironic tees. Sure, you could argue there's a difference between a t-shirt that feels like an eye exam at the optician and an ironic tee that took a sharpie to make. But in the end, no matter how sloppy, tacky or 'cursed' a shirt might seem, it's all in the eye of the beholder. Unless it's your mom, then you probably have to "put on something nice" instead.
Only problem for me is the grammar errors… but otherwise it’s funny
Load More Replies...I have to stop drinking coffee while reading posts.
Load More Replies...You might’ve commented before I did, but I saw it before you did, I get first dibs on the shirt madame. 😁😌
Load More Replies...I truly appreciate the sentiment of the shirt, but I think someone needs a grammar lesson.
While it might seem that celebrities with their restless teams of fashion advisers don't appear in one of these 'cursed' t-shirt lists, that's not true. In fact, one of the latest examples of ironic tee usage was by Rihanna herself. Last month, the heavily pregnant pop star posted a picture of herself wearing an oversized tee printed with the phrase “Use a Condom”. Rest assured, the fans loved it.
'Cursed Shirts,' a page that originated in July 2018, meanwhile has amassed an impressive following of over 51k fans and even earned a mention in The New Yorker magazine. As everyone indulges in a guilty internet pleasure, this page offers a unique experience for its followers who revel in the fascination of exploring the oddest and most peculiar pieces of clothing from all corners of the world.
I had a shirt that said the same thing on it ~20 years ago, so I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad about seeing this here. lol
could be, there's a lot of people from the island of Lesbos that hate that their "nationality" is also the term for a sexual orientation lmao. (its because Sappho lived on Lesbos) But I'll gladly just take a change and call myself Sapphic, Sapphic is an awesome sounding word. But then, I hate to let homophobic people win so... :/
Load More Replies...That's what I said the first (?) time this picture was posted on Bored Panda.
Load More Replies...We're all desperate to make a statement, to stand out in the sea of selfies and avocado toast pics, right? And that's precisely why ironic t-shirts provide the perfect vehicle for our wittiest one-liners and clever pop culture references that might only be understood by your best mates. It's like wearing a meme on your body - who wouldn't want that level of internet fame?
PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES (goddamnit jack black, i got this song stuck in my head for months now!)
Load More Replies...Joke. Mario got pulled over for speeding in his kart and hauled into cart. "$300!" roars the judge, banging down his gavel. "$300? Why are you-a telling me to pay $300?" protests a bewildered Mario. "Mr. Mario, it's a fine," explains the judge. "No, no!" sobs Mario, "It's a not-a fine!"
Just so long as they're consenting adults.
Load More Replies..."You might be a redneck if you go to family re-unions in order to meet women."
Moreover, ironic t-shirts, while not 'cursed' per se, are a fabulous way to navigate the treacherous waters of modern-day communication. We live in a world of emojis and gifs, where sarcasm reigns supreme. It's not easy to convey your true feelings in a text message, but fret no more! Let your tee do the talking for you. Whether it's a subtle wink or a full-blown eye roll, these tees are a masterclass in passive-aggressive communication.
Yes, but why isn't the smaller shirt's pocket a tiny shirt?
Load More Replies...Same... not crazy about the color but like the idea.
Load More Replies...But why are we attracted to ironic clothing after all? Well, that is the question Caleb Warren, an associate professor of marketing at the University of Arizona, set out to answer in his 2018 study. "What we found out is that most of the time, observers don't realize when someone is consuming something ironically. It only happens when both the observer and the consumer recognize that what they're doing is different than their normal taste or their normal identity," Warren explained to Bored Panda during a Zoom call.
No, we could all go to the Capitol and claim to be electors
Load More Replies...This made my laugh so much that I spilled my water. Now I have to go to a doctors appointment with water all down my pants. XD
At least you weren't drinking hot coffee.
Load More Replies...According to Warren's study, you are more likely to make a solid impression on someone who can't stomach Justin Bieber or Donald Trump if you're wearing ironic Bieber or MAGA apparel. Of course, it has to be quite obvious that you don't take the slogan for granted unless you don't mind sending mixed signals.
how do you post pictures? everything...1000-1.jpg
this is an even better version
Not rocks, rocks don't die, they don't live much either but facts is facts
Is it actually blue or is this some illusion like The Dress
There's an add at my tube station that says "Nothing matters... eventually". It was there all through the pandemic and is still there.
Suddenly, I am identifying with this poor sweater. Damn you, gravity! !! !!!
same, sister. I knew I should have stopped at 29yo
Load More Replies...Who took my picture and posted it without my permission?! I mean, lovely sweater. Does it come in purple?
" Do your Tts hang low. Do they wobble to and frow. Can you time in a nut? Can you tie him in a bow? Can you throw over your shoulder like a continental shoulder? Do your tts hang low?!"
Thanks for the ear worm. I haven't heard that ditty in decades and now I can't get it out of my head!
Load More Replies...Because of this, Warren tells us, "ironic consumption provides a means to send dual signals - one signal to your in-group who understands you're being ironic and another signal to a broader audience who doesn't recognize that you're being ironic." So, sort of an inside joke but in the form of a cheeky garment.
I NEED this! If it wasn’t so hot here I would probably wear this everyday
In Amsterdam we have the Garlic Queen restaurant; even desserts are served with garlic.
Went to a garlic festival and tried garlic ice cream. It was interesting and I don't regret it; may never try it again but was pleased with it
Load More Replies...Of course, just like sarcasm, irony too is a double-edged sword. "You can wear a really provocative piece of clothing, like a crazy hat, and if people are like, 'That's awesome!', you can gain sort of status and esteem for that," Warren argued.
What tbe hell is that stain?.....on second thought, I don't want to know
Agreed. It's a rather old design from what I remember so that would check out.
Load More Replies...And the posture - the posture of a man that says “I’m done”
Load More Replies..."However, it risks people being like, 'Oh my God, that is so ugly. What were you thinking?'" he added as a counterpoint. And that's where the charm of 'cursed' clothing lies: you can leverage irony just like how we sometimes use traffic as an excuse when we're late for work (sorry, chief!) - it becomes a way to brush off any misjudgments or negative reactions. "Anytime you don't want to make a strong statement about your beliefs or identity, then irony can help."
Den som leter skal finne is Norwegian for The one who looks will find. I think
This is also only if they are absolutely repentant of what they did.
Load More Replies...Yes, but why apologise? He's NOT sorry she bought him food!
Load More Replies...I thought we had agreed as a society to never, ever allow Cecilia Giménez to try and restore anything ever again?
Only one friend. He doesn’t have friends. Sad :( Maybe everybody gets stopped by his beautiful looks
Noooo don’t diss on MJ anymore T-T please. Just leave them all alone
Load More Replies...I hope they didn’t start drinking too early. Nothing is worse than premature intoxication
Load More Replies...Sadly, they think the fewer strokes, the better. That's why there are no women with them.
In Spain we say the BIL knows everything... just different cultures.
Either this was misread og BIL stands for boyfriend-in-law
Load More Replies...Ah yes, the nonchalant mention of infidelity as though it's meant to be funny.
Maybe he means himself, maybe there's a language barrier and the designers didn't understand and it meant wife's husband or girlfriends boyfriend?
Wait, I thought men do in general. Apologies to those who know they don't know everything
Principal wants to know how many of your 9 lives are left and what time you will be in tomorrow.
On the beach and listening to Lasagna Del Rey... Garfield is living the life
I never got that in school; the rugby/football boys would shower together, run around naked, grab each others balls(all types) and kiss each other if they scored, but they called the nerd gay. Disclaimer: This was in the dark times pre-internet/mobiles, have things changed?
That song is so weird, but like all songs you hear when you’re young, holds a special place in your childhood heart ^^
Load More Replies...Especially the ones that hate, cheat on their wives, make death threats, and blow things up.
Those "ones" only pretend to be Christians!!
Load More Replies...... freedom OF religion cannot possibly come without freedom FROM religion, at the very least.
Load More Replies...My favorite was one saying, "I'm Satan's Worst Nightmare." Just no on that Ralph. I don't think Satan's too worried about you.
How come most that call themselves christian behave anything but christian?
I wish I could answer that. For myself, because I'm lousy at it. I'm far too judgemental, and I lose my temper over stupid s**t. A lot of times, I even holler at God when I'm really mad at myself.
Load More Replies...Okay, I hate sweater vests but I want this one! I love wearing stupid confusing things to the bar!
Sometimes I really wonder what's going through the mind of people who make these things. Obvious trolling or some sincerely ignorant person?
I know about ugly Christmas sweater parties, why can we just have Ugly Sweater Parties?! This one would be 1st prize
Trying to identify those birds, but I can't tell if their feet are blue.
I’m not comfortable seeing that word out in public. Not a prude but that’s just me.
Me either - something about that kind of sexual stuff where kids will see it and want to know what it means seems off. Also, would this man object to something “gay” - the double standard that a lot of conservative minded people have?
Load More Replies...That woman in the tanktop is doing everything she can to avoid looking at that shirt.
Hah hah, I laughed way harder than I should have.
Load More Replies...Have I missed the point? What does it have to do with diabetes?
Imagine you are a young teen girl and you have a birthday party at your house. And then your dad comes out to grill the meat wearing that shirt and thinking he is so dad joke funny. And then you go drown yourself in the pool so you never have to face your friends about how that's your dad. /S
And too your horror is isn't even a normal shirt that you could just ignore but a crop top you can't not look at
Load More Replies...If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my d*&k in the mashed potatoes.
Looks like a uniform shirt for the lease - breaking parties we used to have in the early 80's.
I'm sorry, I love this! 😆 it would be great match for my SO's tshirt with a hotdog on it that says "Ask me about my weiner!" (if you've seen the movie you'll know). Apologies, I don't hate joy.
When you're fat and the dryer shrunk any chance you had wearing a decently fitting shirt a second time. Story of my life.
Looks to me like the back of a band t-shirt, probably something lyrical. Have a few examples myself.
"My American friend gave me this shirt. He told me it says 'Hot girls only.' He is a good friend."
I mean, it's 2023 so he can identify as the girl you like. Now to await being asked out.
Same to the rando and same to you Blargg
Load More Replies...Please don't insult lizards like that.
Load More Replies...I dunno man, an honest lot lizard might treat us better than a dishonest politician.
Load More Replies...I would like this except it should say ”dinosaurs run the world”
not sure about the fortnite part, but i assume they meant, I’m not gay but I kissed (or something) another guy for 20 bucks
Load More Replies...I saw this shirt being sold everywhere in Key West. It’s really only funny there, as it’s in context. Elsewhere, not so much.
little girl, I was so disappointed when I realized it wasn’t Yul Brunner :D
i think i need to have a word with my dear friend satan
Load More Replies...Unless you're familiar with the Nintendo Wii, this wouldn't make sense to some people.
I find it hilarious that BoredPanda censors b******e yet the earlier image featuring a man wearing a pretty graphic shirt about clit-licking is perfectly fine. Proof that BoredPanda doesn't read over anything these post...
I make fermented compost for the garden. You are welcome to join, but I’m afraid the compost bucket is too small for you. You will just have to bury yourself under the rose bed.
I thought it meant “liver” like “a person who lives”…. I haven’t slept in 3 days
I own this. I first read it in Oryx and Crake by Margarett Atwood and bought one immediately.
Careful Jesus or he'll trap you in a ball and make you battle Pikachu.
Knowing Ash, he's probably going to release him back into the wild
Jesus! Use convert-someone-to-Christianity-because-otherwise-they-will-go-to-hell
You're the one who'd decided this is sexual, not them.
Load More Replies...Anyone who thought "sex" must not have known the joy of canine companionship or is so shallow that they think that all relationships are just about sex.
I've had several dogs. All of them were more kind, loving and caring than a human counterpart.
Well that's perfect answers to people who tells you that you should smile.
Thing I think Daddy and Little Daddy went drinking at Big Daddy's. Heard they had fun.
Here in Alabama! My sister is my cousin and my son is also my father! My grandma is my husbands sister!
Me! I'll bring my cat and my totally not weird showtune playlist!
Load More Replies...His youtube channel is just...Augggghhhh!
Load More Replies...Annoying orange. Check out his youtube channel. That's all I can say.
Load More Replies...I thought it was those beatboxing vegetables at first 🍆🥔🥕🌶️🫑 But reading the comments I realized it’s Annoying Orange! Another favourite of mine! Nyahahahaha 🍊
Yea. It looks like he got a workout tank and put it on backwards.
Load More Replies...This is the best I've got D: take it quick! IMG_0661-6...cf771.jpeg
Imagine this guy standing in front of a mirror thinking; "Damn, I'm looking good. Look out ladies, here comes your man."
Maybe he's looking for men. Some gay dudes are into this sort of look. I usually see this look on terrible, but some dudes try to be terrible way too long, and I'm not a fan of it on either.
Load More Replies...Okay, now to play devil's advocate: if he is into hard core BDSM, and is at an adequate location/event here, maybe with his partner(s), this can be understood that crying will start before the safe word is said to stop the play. His sub might still want to continue, even after they started crying. BUT in BDSM the safe word is sacrosanct. You don't joke about it. It's the border between consensual sex and psychological or physical trauma, so even in this case the shirt is somewhat a no go.
I got curious on what text was under "Word" on the t-shirt... mature metal.
Load More Replies...My mother has one sitting on our kitchen island and it’s not actually that creepy, though it was sort of creepy before because someone knocked off the eyelashes
Load More Replies...this is the flip side of my fitness motto which is "make a pretty corpse"
Because working out will kill you? That’s a good excuse for why I don’t do it. Sadly.
Load More Replies...Idk why u were downvoted but that's funny lol
Load More Replies...There is a TV show in Poland "Farmer looking for a wife", this would be perfect for a contestant :D
in us as well, its called farmer wants a wife here. my sister is addicted to it
Load More Replies...This is a line from a country song, “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy” by Kenny Chesney
Like this is the Strangest Thing you've ever seen. C'mon.
Load More Replies...😍😴😱👴👩🍳👥👩❤️👩👩👩👧👧👩👦👦✌✋💙🛍💎🐴🐨🕷🌾🍔🍠🍸🌋🌄🚊🚐🛬⌛🌛🌠💧🎇🚣🕹🎻🔋🔬📄🗳📇🔓🔮🚩🚼🔚🔰♈⏬📳🆘◾🔴🇦🇱🇨🇫🇪🇷🇬🇾🇱🇧🇱🇾🇵🇰🇸🇩🇺🇸🇻🇪
Is Hentai also a forbiden word? This world is turning into the a*s... 🤨
I find it hilarious that BoredPanda censors hentai, c**p, a*s, a**s, and r****m earlier in this post yet they didn't censor the image with a man wearing a really explicit and pretty damn misogynistic shirt about "clit-licking". Proof that BoredPanda has absolutely no idea what the hell they are doing anymore.
Load More Replies...Don't you dare insult anime in my presence, you vile cultist! *Turns up hentai*
Haha agree. And high waisted pants are only cool when you wear a top with them.
Load More Replies..."mom can we get mario?" "no we have mario at home" the mario at home:
I’ve never seen the cartoon but I did not know she was 16, I thought she was in her 20’s or something
Load More Replies...Ahhh, yes, sounds like what some of the men I dated did to me...
Is "Because" Syndrome a real thing? Maybe. Like, why did you have to buy all those shoes? "Just because." Just because she can (doesn't mean she should).
Here drinking it. I will get you some😊BECAUSE
Load More Replies...A lot of these are just bad translations or random English words thrown together. Most likely sold in Asia. It's kind of like an American getting tattooed with kanji characters that end up saying "stupid chicken" or something like that because you think it looks cool.
... lots of bladders ... wanna hope Alfred E never suffers from incontinence, then, because nothing could handle that much...
I had to look again and I about died laughing😂
Load More Replies...If anyone does that to me I will be screaming bc I would never consent to that, so yeah.
So does wiping your rear and opening a door. Doesn't mean you want some idiot doing it in your face.
Load More Replies...Cat and Jack is the Target brand for kids clothing.
Load More Replies...This is a great warning to women to stay the hell away from this piece of c**p, misogynistic loser.
I simply can' t take this s..t anymore! It's getting on my nerves and makes me tired.
Did this dude really take a Sharpie to an undershirt?? Classy way to publicly announce your own stupidity!
I really, really hate seeing women contribute to the toxic masculinity problem 🤬
Really instead of funny, she just looks like a hateful b***h.
Load More Replies...Ah yes, let’s contribute to toxic masculinity. This loser sounds like a real b***h.
Many people need to wear a warning label prominently, and thankfully this one complies.
A lot of these shirts are excellent warnings to stay the hell away from some of these people…
Joanne, you are absolutely correct. That is the original ditty. It's been so long I had forgotten the words. Now let me tell you about the man from Nantucket... I know. That's a limerick, not a ditty. And no way it's getting past the BP censors!
Can someone explain to serial commenters that, most of the time, the stuff that they take the time to write is the stuff we dismissed from our brains just milliseconds later?
No class. Some of these were unnecessary. And were not humorous at all. BP, is this the best you can do?
A lot of these shirts are excellent warnings to stay the hell away from some of these people…
Joanne, you are absolutely correct. That is the original ditty. It's been so long I had forgotten the words. Now let me tell you about the man from Nantucket... I know. That's a limerick, not a ditty. And no way it's getting past the BP censors!
Can someone explain to serial commenters that, most of the time, the stuff that they take the time to write is the stuff we dismissed from our brains just milliseconds later?
No class. Some of these were unnecessary. And were not humorous at all. BP, is this the best you can do?
