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Clothing, one might say, is the best way to express yourself. And if that's true, slipping on an ironic slogan/graphic tee is a surefire way to let everyone know how many hecks you give about raising an eyebrow or two.

Cursed Shirts, then, is a true gem, offering a plethora of 'cursed' t-shirts that have been spotted in the wild. With a range of cheeky 'MAD' style graphics and daring R-rated slogans that would make any churchgoer blush, this vibrant community boasts an impressive membership of over 51,000 enthusiasts. Most importantly, it serves as a delightful reminder that few things come close to the joy of being blessed with the presence of a punny t-shirt that doesn't have the right to be that cool.

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TonyTee
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like my women meaty so that’s a chance I’d definitely be willing to take ;)

Marno C.
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup. Some folks like that. I ain't gonna judge.

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Stefan
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m down with that, I like a girl with meat on her bones.

sturmwesen
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean...they call it little death

Lara Verne
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that's T-shirt I would definitely wear

Valerie G.
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too, Lara. I'm down to 146 pounds, but still feel fat, especially around the tummy. I hate menopause.

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P.C.
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is going on with some of these comment threads? I'm reminded that adults exist T-T

Cara
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I might need this…

glowworm2
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The hashtag at the end!🤣

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Whether it’s a cheeky graphic tee or a DIY Nickelback t-shirt that stops passersby in their tracks, we all can agree that sporting a bold tee makes us feel powerful. One might say, even more so than donning a pair of vintage Jordans or Yeezys.

"Today’s slogan tees almost feel like a reaction to the daggy sloganwear that dominated millennial fashion," the Guardian wrote in March, noticing the rise in hyper-specific and hyper-ironic tees. Sure, you could argue there's a difference between a t-shirt that feels like an eye exam at the optician and an ironic tee that took a sharpie to make. But in the end, no matter how sloppy, tacky or 'cursed' a shirt might seem, it's all in the eye of the beholder. Unless it's your mom, then you probably have to "put on something nice" instead.

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only problem for me is the grammar errors… but otherwise it’s funny

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not the best idea to make this shirt in Braille.

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might’ve commented before I did, but I saw it before you did, I get first dibs on the shirt madame. 😁😌

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I truly appreciate the sentiment of the shirt, but I think someone needs a grammar lesson.

    Xenia Harley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your, drives me crazy! You're!!!!

    Steph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great shirt, but the spelling makes me cringe…

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Total agreement. Before, during and after COVID.

    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he's got a point..

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    While it might seem that celebrities with their restless teams of fashion advisers don't appear in one of these 'cursed' t-shirt lists, that's not true. In fact, one of the latest examples of ironic tee usage was by Rihanna herself. Last month, the heavily pregnant pop star posted a picture of herself wearing an oversized tee printed with the phrase “Use a Condom”. Rest assured, the fans loved it.

    'Cursed Shirts,' a page that originated in July 2018, meanwhile has amassed an impressive following of over 51k fans and even earned a mention in The New Yorker magazine. As everyone indulges in a guilty internet pleasure, this page offers a unique experience for its followers who revel in the fascination of exploring the oddest and most peculiar pieces of clothing from all corners of the world.

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a second, i mean...

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a shirt that said the same thing on it ~20 years ago, so I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad about seeing this here. lol

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea- it’s not like I go around eating ghosts after munching on that one special pill in the corner of my room…..😳

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, I think I might be Miss Pac-Man!!!

    Neon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So PacMan is to be blamed for all the Techno music? :)

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    Marno C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S/He hides it well. Kudos!

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's from the island of Lesbos?

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could be, there's a lot of people from the island of Lesbos that hate that their "nationality" is also the term for a sexual orientation lmao. (its because Sappho lived on Lesbos) But I'll gladly just take a change and call myself Sapphic, Sapphic is an awesome sounding word. But then, I hate to let homophobic people win so... :/

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    TonyTee
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I sure as hell wouldn’t have known

    BC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No judgement mate! ✌️❤️

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    We're all desperate to make a statement, to stand out in the sea of selfies and avocado toast pics, right? And that's precisely why ironic t-shirts provide the perfect vehicle for our wittiest one-liners and clever pop culture references that might only be understood by your best mates. It's like wearing a meme on your body - who wouldn't want that level of internet fame?

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    TonyTee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s Praying he finds Princess Peach

    Francis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES (goddamnit jack black, i got this song stuck in my head for months now!)

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    Marno C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke. Mario got pulled over for speeding in his kart and hauled into cart. "$300!" roars the judge, banging down his gavel. "$300? Why are you-a telling me to pay $300?" protests a bewildered Mario. "Mr. Mario, it's a fine," explains the judge. "No, no!" sobs Mario, "It's a not-a fine!"

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a cute one 😂 Thanks for the chuckle, friend

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    Aria Whitaker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of NEED this shirt in my life.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please forgive me but I really love jumping on turtles.

    Clover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the absolute best

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I found out we were both descended from a Native American Princess I knew she was the one! /s

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His father married her mother, who was his half sister. Sounds logical enough, they look half alike! 😜

    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if you go back far enough...

    Tams21
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She does not look pleased to be in that photo.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You might be a redneck if you go to family re-unions in order to meet women."

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    Moreover, ironic t-shirts, while not 'cursed' per se, are a fabulous way to navigate the treacherous waters of modern-day communication. We live in a world of emojis and gifs, where sarcasm reigns supreme. It's not easy to convey your true feelings in a text message, but fret no more! Let your tee do the talking for you. Whether it's a subtle wink or a full-blown eye roll, these tees are a masterclass in passive-aggressive communication.

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    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I have to admit, I really like this shirt and would buy it 😅

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but why isn't the smaller shirt's pocket a tiny shirt?

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    Shark Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kinda cute, not sure about the colour though!

    Karen Grace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same... not crazy about the color but like the idea.

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    Mistiekim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hoping for another smaller shirt on that tiny pocket

    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, disappointed in the lack of commitment!

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    Fiddlediddle2.0
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting way to price items; staple a sticky-note to it.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw it’s so cute! I would keep my tiny important things in the teeny pocket on the little shirt!

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    Jay Son
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when they don't listen :(

    Marno C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading comprehension these days. *sigh*

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reverse psychology doesn't always work. 🤔

    Black Rabbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What what the context was.

    PurpleKU77
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not. They're just helping him cross the street

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    But why are we attracted to ironic clothing after all? Well, that is the question Caleb Warren, an associate professor of marketing at the University of Arizona, set out to answer in his 2018 study. "What we found out is that most of the time, observers don't realize when someone is consuming something ironically. It only happens when both the observer and the consumer recognize that what they're doing is different than their normal taste or their normal identity," Warren explained to Bored Panda during a Zoom call.

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    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s one way to get him out of office 👍🏻

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made my laugh so much that I spilled my water. Now I have to go to a doctors appointment with water all down my pants. XD

    Corrine M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to buy this, I can make it true.

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next … do the governor!

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not bulllying if its punching upwards.

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    Marno C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't choose this shirt. This shirt chose me.

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This goes kinda hard, ngl, which is puuurfect

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the cat does while you're at work

    Pigeonvonbirb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shirt is epic. Omw to buy this

    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a cursed shirt. This is glorious and I want 7 of them.

    Corrine M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the best kind of Savers find.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need glasses. I thought that was a raccoon at first.

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    According to Warren's study, you are more likely to make a solid impression on someone who can't stomach Justin Bieber or Donald Trump if you're wearing ironic Bieber or MAGA apparel. Of course, it has to be quite obvious that you don't take the slogan for granted unless you don't mind sending mixed signals.

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    PlatinumTheCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you post pictures? everything...1000-1.jpg everything-dies-teeturtle-1000x1000-1.jpg this is an even better version

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not rocks, rocks don't die, they don't live much either but facts is facts

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget...for everything that dies, something new comes back....its the circle of life.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when cute things have inappropriate text on it.

    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this an appropriate time for the YOLO?

    AxolotlViolet (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it actually blue or is this some illusion like The Dress

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an add at my tube station that says "Nothing matters... eventually". It was there all through the pandemic and is still there.

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    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suddenly, I am identifying with this poor sweater. Damn you, gravity! !! !!!

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same, sister. I knew I should have stopped at 29yo

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pullover boulder holder.

    Jo Ellen Hyde
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There it is...a sweater I can finally fit into!

    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who took my picture and posted it without my permission?! I mean, lovely sweater. Does it come in purple?

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gravity and this sweater aren't friends.

    Silly-Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Do your Tts hang low. Do they wobble to and frow. Can you time in a nut? Can you tie him in a bow? Can you throw over your shoulder like a continental shoulder? Do your tts hang low?!"

    lesliehaddy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the ear worm. I haven't heard that ditty in decades and now I can't get it out of my head!

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    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I should have stopped breastfeeding when he was 4

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would stuff them with tissue to make them look perky.

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    Because of this, Warren tells us, "ironic consumption provides a means to send dual signals - one signal to your in-group who understands you're being ironic and another signal to a broader audience who doesn't recognize that you're being ironic." So, sort of an inside joke but in the form of a cheeky garment.

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    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I’m always dreamin, I love to dream when I sleep, and daydream when I’m awake. Takes me to a magical place, Dreamworld. Dreamworld’s society is Heaven on Earth compared to our real life society which can be, and has been, Hell on Earth.

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, swap that with a book or phone and you’ve got it. I like video games, but If i had to pick between throwing my phone into a volcano or all my books, I’d toss the phone

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I NEED this! If it wasn’t so hot here I would probably wear this everyday

    BC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, nah. Not worth it. Go back home if it’s warm and safe. ✌️

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor needs this!

    PandaPops
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually got this for my stepson for xmas last year. He liked it

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Amsterdam we have the Garlic Queen restaurant; even desserts are served with garlic.

    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to a garlic festival and tried garlic ice cream. It was interesting and I don't regret it; may never try it again but was pleased with it

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    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... if she followes through ... words lead to deeds ... no promises made and not fulfilled, but garlic galore - then, I'm in on this, at least in regard to eating.

    Analyn Lahr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gag gift for your vampire friend.

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    Of course, just like sarcasm, irony too is a double-edged sword. "You can wear a really provocative piece of clothing, like a crazy hat, and if people are like, 'That's awesome!', you can gain sort of status and esteem for that," Warren argued.

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    Mojo Flizash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What tbe hell is that stain?.....on second thought, I don't want to know

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read somewhere: “I’m not bald, I’m just too tall for my hair.”

    Fraxinus excelsior
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's had that t shirt for a few years ☺

    Deson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. It's a rather old design from what I remember so that would check out.

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    Steven Meyer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re not going bald, you’re just getting more head

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is more pain in his face, than the t-shirt!

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the posture - the posture of a man that says “I’m done”

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    TonyTee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is life anymore 😒

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoke some 'medical' pot man

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does look like he's in pain so..

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    "However, it risks people being like, 'Oh my God, that is so ugly. What were you thinking?'" he added as a counterpoint. And that's where the charm of 'cursed' clothing lies: you can leverage irony just like how we sometimes use traffic as an excuse when we're late for work (sorry, chief!) - it becomes a way to brush off any misjudgments or negative reactions. "Anytime you don't want to make a strong statement about your beliefs or identity, then irony can help."

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    HungryPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't wait to earn this one!

    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Society can't wait till you earn this one!

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    Paul C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.....that's what the parole board said!

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a shirt that says the opposite? I think I’m heading there soon.

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    given to ex-cons after they just finished a 24 year sentence

    Klondike Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is also only if they are absolutely repentant of what they did.

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    Valek Fermiga
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * sigh * I will never get this t-shirt.....

    Me.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to get it and cross out "no longer" with pig's blood.

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    TonyTee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to have this shirt

    AK to LV
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn!! Need some aloe for that burn?

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burned like toast

    MikeMaxis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why post this one if its censored??

    Cathy Carey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that she bought groceries but that you ate them all.

    Annie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should read, "Calling me fat is not an insult. I'm NOT sorry my mom bought groceries and not c***k."

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    Thyamath
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be funnier with "F-R-E-N"! Also a candidate I'd wear, though I never watched the show.

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ross. Yep, it looks just like him. That whinny bi**h.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought we had agreed as a society to never, ever allow Cecilia Giménez to try and restore anything ever again?

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    Matt Du
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did wonder what the “the artist formerly known as Prince” changed his name to

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freddie Mercury looking good!

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prints. I said I wanted to put PRINTS on this shirt!

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dis on Mike all you want, don't dis on Prince

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo don’t diss on MJ anymore T-T please. Just leave them all alone

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    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look, it's Will Smith!

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need most of these, but I especially need this one!

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    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the back of the bike was a shark mouth🤣

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shirt cost so much he couldn't afford the helmet.

    Soup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure this is photoshopped on becuase the text I s a bit too lopsided on the shirt. Also the text is brighter

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is on the back of the shirt, maybe he didn't check the mirror

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    JB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like they all came for dinner

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they didn’t start drinking too early. Nothing is worse than premature intoxication

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    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like one of those 12 step programs.

    Paulsible deniability
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, they think the fewer strokes, the better. That's why there are no women with them.

    RickyT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they think they're funny.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really put a lot of thought into that acronym.

    MobiusV
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay..where do I send my membership application?

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Spain we say the BIL knows everything... just different cultures.

    Ode
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either this was misread og BIL stands for boyfriend-in-law

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    Deta Rossiter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i immediatley have more pressing questions

    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the nonchalant mention of infidelity as though it's meant to be funny.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that is standard issue work apparel at all Raising Cain’s restaurants…

    Lillian Charter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he means himself, maybe there's a language barrier and the designers didn't understand and it meant wife's husband or girlfriends boyfriend?

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I thought men do in general. Apologies to those who know they don't know everything

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    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You diedn't. You have been unalived.

    BPisaddictive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diedn't indeed. Not a typo but a pun I hope!

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    Mycroft1967
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Principal wants to know how many of your 9 lives are left and what time you will be in tomorrow.

    Lia is a platypus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the beach and listening to Lasagna Del Rey... Garfield is living the life

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this shirt would have been the epitome of coolness amongst middle schoolers in the 90s.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why, but I love that Garfield is on the shirt. It just seems like something he would say.

    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need to tell school! They know. That's where you died.

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    I iz panda
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    2 years ago

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    Matt Du
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never got that in school; the rugby/football boys would shower together, run around naked, grab each others balls(all types) and kiss each other if they scored, but they called the nerd gay. Disclaimer: This was in the dark times pre-internet/mobiles, have things changed?

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's à rugby club in France that has bright pink jerseys.

    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you're gonna make me scrum.

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    James S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is very homoerotic

    Zophra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat just got startled at my laughing outloud.

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    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, no. We've already got too many on the loose😭

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That song is so weird, but like all songs you hear when you’re young, holds a special place in your childhood heart ^^

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    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially the ones that hate, cheat on their wives, make death threats, and blow things up.

    Kim Kermes
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    2 years ago

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    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... freedom OF religion cannot possibly come without freedom FROM religion, at the very least.

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    MobiusV
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to say you're a christo-taliban misogynist with more words.

    Kevin J. Henning
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite was one saying, "I'm Satan's Worst Nightmare." Just no on that Ralph. I don't think Satan's too worried about you.

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come most that call themselves christian behave anything but christian?

    Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could answer that. For myself, because I'm lousy at it. I'm far too judgemental, and I lose my temper over stupid s**t. A lot of times, I even holler at God when I'm really mad at myself.

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    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve got my red sauce on tonight…

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come in Garfield size?

    PurpleKU77
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice town but the people are a bit saucy

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, Looks like Lana Del Rey developed a sag in the middle...

    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fair, a lot of her music sounds like lasagna.

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sell Patricks and Patrick accessories.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    King of the hull.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That shirt ain't right, I tell you hwut.

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SpongeBob Hankpants!

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spongebob grills patties with propane and propane accessories

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew Frosted Pianists was a bad band name.

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, so that's a funnel then?

    Kat Treasure
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from the show Workin' Moms.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if she sees that shirt before the wedding.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure she'll be just like your last normal wife.

    RickyT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look in the mirror, Doug.

    PurpleKU77
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But her next husband won't be

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    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I hate sweater vests but I want this one! I love wearing stupid confusing things to the bar!

    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I really wonder what's going through the mind of people who make these things. Obvious trolling or some sincerely ignorant person?

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know about ugly Christmas sweater parties, why can we just have Ugly Sweater Parties?! This one would be 1st prize

    Lesbitarian Lady
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know angry birds were named Garfield

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to identify those birds, but I can't tell if their feet are blue.

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not comfortable seeing that word out in public. Not a prude but that’s just me.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me either - something about that kind of sexual stuff where kids will see it and want to know what it means seems off. Also, would this man object to something “gay” - the double standard that a lot of conservative minded people have?

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    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This screams Wal-Mart. SCREAMS Wal-Mart.

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the look on the girl’s face she has one of those men

    David Leick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the only thing he's been eating out is McDonald's.

    RickyT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My IQ dropped a point from reading this.

    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That woman in the tanktop is doing everything she can to avoid looking at that shirt.

    NetworkNate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hairy Twatter and the Deadly Swallow ... 'Cliterous Flickerous!'

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And still there will be people who refuse to pull over for directions. "I know where I'm going."

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    Cat lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda like this Minecraft thing

    Lesbean Soup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I snort laughed out loud to this one

    Grace Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I laugh so hard at this?

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the doesn’t even connect at all is going on here? 🤣🤣🤣😳

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the politically correct term is, "Forest Bride". 🤔

    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WhY iS iT wRiTtEn LiKe tHis

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't know Bigfoot, then you don't know Squatch.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man I hope this is a Virginia Wade t-shirt...

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine you are a young teen girl and you have a birthday party at your house. And then your dad comes out to grill the meat wearing that shirt and thinking he is so dad joke funny. And then you go drown yourself in the pool so you never have to face your friends about how that's your dad. /S

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And too your horror is isn't even a normal shirt that you could just ignore but a crop top you can't not look at

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When do the irons show up?

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you can still be a supreme court judge depending on which party

    GoGo LaTata
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my d*&k in the mashed potatoes.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a uniform shirt for the lease - breaking parties we used to have in the early 80's.

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, I love this! 😆 it would be great match for my SO's tshirt with a hotdog on it that says "Ask me about my weiner!" (if you've seen the movie you'll know). Apologies, I don't hate joy.

    SonicAlchemy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're fat and the dryer shrunk any chance you had wearing a decently fitting shirt a second time. Story of my life.

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    Mørkesverd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks to me like the back of a band t-shirt, probably something lyrical. Have a few examples myself.

    pamela nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can embrace it I want to live.

    Jacob B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some did! And found out the hardway.

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s no way I can embrace it if it’s us

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one?

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    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My American friend gave me this shirt. He told me it says 'Hot girls only.' He is a good friend."

    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's 2023 so he can identify as the girl you like. Now to await being asked out.

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll like you. (But in a strictly platonic way.)

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same as a chinese word tatoo, I assume ...

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took a second to realize that might not be a lady

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cough cough* mark Zuckerberg *cough cough*

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno man, an honest lot lizard might treat us better than a dishonest politician.

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    Diplodocus Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like this except it should say ”dinosaurs run the world”

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Word-Elon, for example...maybe Larry? Jury is out.

    Marc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lizards were a race of people practically extinct from doing things smart people don't do. Go read the book.

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *loud confusion sounds*

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry. All will be explained. Fortnite

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    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't get this one (maybe cause i don't play fornite ?)

    That One Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure about the fortnite part, but i assume they meant, I’m not gay but I kissed (or something) another guy for 20 bucks

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    B.Nelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortnite has some skins and pay to play aspects that cost money so they are willing to do ANYTHING for that.

    Diplodocus Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand what Fortnite has to do with it?

    Aly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me? Could you repeat that?

    Historyharlot93
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this shirt being sold everywhere in Key West. It’s really only funny there, as it’s in context. Elsewhere, not so much.

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    Aggressive Goose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He won’t be willing to get dirty

    Roy Briggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatchu mean? He'll clean the floor woth you!!

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    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    little girl, I was so disappointed when I realized it wasn’t Yul Brunner :D

    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intimidating as f**k frfr

    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's probably really good at getting bloodstains out of carpet.

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleaning with Mr. F**k would be worse.

    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows how to clean so that no trace of your body will ever be found

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that imply that there’s a Mr. Dirty? Don’t answer that.

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hellllll yeah 😈😈😈

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you get him to agree to that? Asking for a friend.

    JANICE JANICED
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If all you get is a rack full of T shirts, he's not worth it

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he looks like Tom Ellis, yes, please.

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    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually wouldn’t it be “Hii saved Mii”?

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John 3:16 is actually "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."

    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're familiar with the Nintendo Wii, this wouldn't make sense to some people.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They so should've done Mii instead of me

    JANICE JANICED
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may have saved you but He didn't teach you how to spell.

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it hilarious that BoredPanda censors b******e yet the earlier image featuring a man wearing a pretty graphic shirt about clit-licking is perfectly fine. Proof that BoredPanda doesn't read over anything these post...

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's from France, the blurred word might be baguette. In the American South, it'd be Biiible.

    Bibi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Protect your bicycle?

    JANICE JANICED
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have worn a longer T shirt.

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    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to dry age in a cool room.

    PurpleKU77
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do that, then I got sober

    Diplodocus Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make fermented compost for the garden. You are welcome to join, but I’m afraid the compost bucket is too small for you. You will just have to bury yourself under the rose bed.

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it meant “liver” like “a person who lives”…. I haven’t slept in 3 days

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I like this and I don't even drink

    The other-other David Wong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own this. I first read it in Oryx and Crake by Margarett Atwood and bought one immediately.

    Lesbean Soup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drink lots of alcohol, that will do the trick!

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna be the holiest, like no one ever was

    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RE-LIG-ION! GOTTA BLESS THEM ALLLLLL

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    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't, it's a trap! You're the one getting caught!

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful Jesus or he'll trap you in a ball and make you battle Pikachu.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....He cheats at arm wrestling.

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus uses holy smite, it's super effective!

    AxolotlViolet (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing Ash, he's probably going to release him back into the wild

    Fakus nameus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus! Use convert-someone-to-Christianity-because-otherwise-they-will-go-to-hell

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    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody report animal abuse, please.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're the one who'd decided this is sexual, not them.

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    Jan Bowyer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who thought "sex" must not have known the joy of canine companionship or is so shallow that they think that all relationships are just about sex.

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does that say? Day? Doy? Moy? Noy?

    Jan Bowyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had several dogs. All of them were more kind, loving and caring than a human counterpart.

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. He is my partner (not like that, you perv).

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think if they replaced the word "single" with "lonely" and wrote the word "dog" in a less terrible font, this shirt would be fine.

    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bestïality is a crime, ma'am.

    Diplodocus Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Difficult to read, but maybe that’s the point

    Dee Rutherford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they say, “are you single?”

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    Sandra Sheehan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woke up the wrong side of the bed did ya.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's perfect answers to people who tells you that you should smile.

    Pigeonvonbirb
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure you're gonna die first:D

    Diplodocus Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone want to wear this? Just wondering.

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    grotesqueer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when both of you are doms.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who's daddy's little daddy??"

    Moonchild Creations
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thing I think Daddy and Little Daddy went drinking at Big Daddy's. Heard they had fun.

    Beff Jezos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Alabama! My sister is my cousin and my son is also my father! My grandma is my husbands sister!

    John Kamau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the second one should have been DADZZIEEEE

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    ThatCapybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Count me in! Who else wants an invite? :D

    GenericSodaPop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me! I'll bring my cat and my totally not weird showtune playlist!

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    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that show. Annoying

    GenericSodaPop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annoying orange. Check out his youtube channel. That's all I can say.

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    Diplodocus Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was those beatboxing vegetables at first 🍆🥔🥕🌶️🫑 But reading the comments I realized it’s Annoying Orange! Another favourite of mine! Nyahahahaha 🍊

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    Ru Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has he just put his top on backwards?

    RandomEpiBioPerson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea. It looks like he got a workout tank and put it on backwards.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many older men get a certain amount of breast but it's not a great look

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it's the shirt that's cursed.

    Living Example
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine this guy standing in front of a mirror thinking; "Damn, I'm looking good. Look out ladies, here comes your man."

    RandomEpiBioPerson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's looking for men. Some gay dudes are into this sort of look. I usually see this look on terrible, but some dudes try to be terrible way too long, and I'm not a fan of it on either.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sssh! Don't wake him. He is dreaming of being popular with women.

    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, now to play devil's advocate: if he is into hard core BDSM, and is at an adequate location/event here, maybe with his partner(s), this can be understood that crying will start before the safe word is said to stop the play. His sub might still want to continue, even after they started crying. BUT in BDSM the safe word is sacrosanct. You don't joke about it. It's the border between consensual sex and psychological or physical trauma, so even in this case the shirt is somewhat a no go.

    Tamiko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got curious on what text was under "Word" on the t-shirt... mature metal.

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    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a Furby shirt

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother has one sitting on our kitchen island and it’s not actually that creepy, though it was sort of creepy before because someone knocked off the eyelashes

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knows it’s not working.

    MiniGinny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know whether to laugh or cry or scream or all 3 at once

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it baffles me the Furby suit is not the creepiest thing here

    Aly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most horrendous thing my eyes have ever witnessed

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must’ve been that woman in the previous sweater.

    Barong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn’t this the start of the infamous “lemon party”?

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone tells him he draws Homer Simpson really great.

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    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the flip side of my fitness motto which is "make a pretty corpse"

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because working out will kill you? That’s a good excuse for why I don’t do it. Sadly.

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fat, i made myself hard to kidnap 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heavy people are harder to kidnap. Eat cake.

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    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Jordan man doesn't live on earth map. He armspan just points shows up arrow on earth four practice and game day. Nike

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    Dreaming Spirit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a TV show in Poland "Farmer looking for a wife", this would be perfect for a contestant :D

    your sarcastic bestie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in us as well, its called farmer wants a wife here. my sister is addicted to it

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    MommaBear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a contraction here (tractor is). It isn't showing possession. It's actually one of the few uses of 's that is correct.

    Pascal’s Swagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a line from a country song, “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy” by Kenny Chesney

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for correct apostrophe use.

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer a combine harvester myself

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ok, no kink shaming

    Elizabeth Noblett
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    User# 6
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, look. Neil Parish designed a shirt.

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    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Champion shirt masquerading as a Louis Vuitton shirt?

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like this is the Strangest Thing you've ever seen. C'mon.

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    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen stranger things than this...

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a celebrity wore this, it would suddenly be deemed fashionable. Because celebrities can wear anything, socks with sandals and black head stockings (I didn’t know what to call them) are cool now, right?

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And like hieroglyphics, sometimes they’re hard to understand.

    JoTheLizard(she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🫤🐈🫤😉🐼😊👌🫂🙌👁️👁️😉🐼🙌🥂,yea,I said that

    Spanish Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where wcatrds fail, emshitjis speak

    Cal the dragon! (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😍😴😱👴👩‍🍳👥👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👦‍👦✌✋💙🛍💎🐴🐨🕷🌾🍔🍠🍸🌋🌄🚊🚐🛬⌛🌛🌠💧🎇🚣🕹🎻🔋🔬📄🗳📇🔓🔮🚩🚼🔚🔰♈⏬📳🆘◾🔴🇦🇱🇨🇫🇪🇷🇬🇾🇱🇧🇱🇾🇵🇰🇸🇩🇺🇸🇻🇪

    MiniGinny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😠🤪😡👋😁😦😵🗣️🦖🦕🦥🌒🦖🤠🦫😩🤮😵😁🤪😡🤠🦖🥲🗣️😡😗😂😌😊😇🥰😗😠😫😖🙏👅🦷 (NOT CLICKBAIT)

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    Jay Son
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they are must be

    Capybara With a Cat
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    saw & order
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if I are must be then I are must be

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worry you are must be a good boy.

    Aly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes no sense any way I read this

    Karri Berkowitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurt my brain all three times I read this.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    turn down the hentai because Jesus comes first. ba-dum-dum! I'm wheezing

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the “ya turkey” serving a purpose?

    Blada DeBlejd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Hentai also a forbiden word? This world is turning into the a*s... 🤨

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it hilarious that BoredPanda censors hentai, c**p, a*s, a**s, and r****m earlier in this post yet they didn't censor the image with a man wearing a really explicit and pretty damn misogynistic shirt about "clit-licking". Proof that BoredPanda has absolutely no idea what the hell they are doing anymore.

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    Dan Flo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... Don't read hentai or you will come before Jesus? 🤔

    Mojo Flizash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya turkey? This is one is super odd

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason in my mind Anime and Jesus don’t seem to go together.

    Jack Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you dare insult anime in my presence, you vile cultist! *Turns up hentai*

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my scissors with me, if you feel like.

    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her pants makes it look like she has no torso

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha agree. And high waisted pants are only cool when you wear a top with them.

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    Mojo Flizash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is sooooo at arms length right now

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Grandma in that other post also made one for her granddaughter

    Austin Sauce
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    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "mom can we get mario?" "no we have mario at home" the mario at home:

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    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never seen the cartoon but I did not know she was 16, I thought she was in her 20’s or something

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    Lord pretzell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unicorn warriors eternal be like:

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate seeing Betty Boop references.

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    Tee with a Twist
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok you can be a Lego piece

    James S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    object reference not set to an instance of an object"

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d rather test my object permanence.

    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, yes, sounds like what some of the men I dated did to me...

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "j" in italics is bothering me even more than the actual message.

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    Nika the Great
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got brain damage trying to read this

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... weren't those "Hamberders"? Well, served with a large Covfefe, it may work kinda well ... wait, what? Served with incredible Covfefe, it's terrific! SO UNSAD!

    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel happiness when I eat my fry friend. Fryend?

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I a think a you a mean a spaghetti frienda

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    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "Because" Syndrome a real thing? Maybe. Like, why did you have to buy all those shoes? "Just because." Just because she can (doesn't mean she should).

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is. Because I think I should. (Too much?)

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these are just bad translations or random English words thrown together. Most likely sold in Asia. It's kind of like an American getting tattooed with kanji characters that end up saying "stupid chicken" or something like that because you think it looks cool.

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    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a reference here that I’m missing?

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It's just a bad English translation.

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    Spellflinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is a translation issue - at least I hope it is 😆

    Kevin the Manager
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...said the 4-year-old girl logging in to Fortnite.

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    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... lots of bladders ... wanna hope Alfred E never suffers from incontinence, then, because nothing could handle that much...

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I metal roof is held on better with screws but I guess the horrible joke would still (not) work.

    Peppy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a horrible thing to do to a cat, no wonder it prefers the neighbours 😿

    Cal the dragon! (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone does that to me I will be screaming bc I would never consent to that, so yeah.

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    Annik Perrot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we know where his "mind" is located...

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    ThatCapybara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m the boss boss beavis in chaaarge 🎵boss Bea-vis🎵

    tine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh huh huh huh, cool.

    Crybabyartist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Disney font makes it collectable

    Clarf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean someone actually named their child Beavis?

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    Dan Flo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why he is a hunter and not a catch.

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    HungryPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the barber: "I'll take the prepubescent tornado, please"

    Rizzo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle used to say: "Not one hair on the sack but trying to jump the queue in the brothel."

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that’s a Newcastle fan for you.

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    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dance takes a certain amount of coordination.

    Natty Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So does wiping your rear and opening a door. Doesn't mean you want some idiot doing it in your face.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, we hate you too. 😁

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great warning to women to stay the hell away from this piece of c**p, misogynistic loser.

    Jack Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The feeling is mutual, I'm sure!

    mikedtw
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries, its prolly mutual.

    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of idiots, him for wearing it, her for being with him!

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    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just sounds like every other lesbian dating profile I come across. Can I please find a humble & gentle woman? 😶‍🌫️

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accept you at your word, sir. Youi need say no more.

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That mask says he wishes that were true. Kinky

    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this people posting in social media from hospitals.

    Susanne Deininger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I simply can' t take this s..t anymore! It's getting on my nerves and makes me tired.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this dude really take a Sharpie to an undershirt?? Classy way to publicly announce your own stupidity!

    Spanish Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you spelled "i have an empty brain, don't touch me" wrong

    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wilful ignorance raises its ugly head.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    long to say "i ruin a perfect white tshirt"

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they wore them during the influenza pandemic in 1918 I don’t think they were claiming that it was an evil plot used for mind control. Unless the GOP were ridiculous even back then.

    martin734
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the type of mask.

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    ️Crystal️
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really, really hate seeing women contribute to the toxic masculinity problem 🤬

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really instead of funny, she just looks like a hateful b***h.

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    HelmGrass
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how much of a coward do you have to be when you feel you need to arm everyone

    Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im straight, but id rather have a date with a man than such a b***h

    Wintermute
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's right, he deserves better.

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, let’s contribute to toxic masculinity. This loser sounds like a real b***h.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people need to wear a warning label prominently, and thankfully this one complies.

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