Cleopatra is not impressed.

Only one of them seems to have a sense of humour

Et tu, Brute?

I know what's she's thinking, " NOT on MY garden patch!"

I like it!!

i like it!

I think her glare would kill quicker than the snakes. Yikes!

Cleo is P O.

context is always important

How I imagined this actually went, by her facial expression... "they agreed to meet up at the costume party, and go as Cleopatra and Ceasar. This was how he showed up. Upon seeing this, she decided that he was a waste of her time, and she was finally done. He is now currenly single, and has numerous swiped left OLDP's. She on the other hand, is living her best life and love.

Because she's having an affair with his brah (Marc Antony)

Should've been more specific, sis.

No tossed salad for you tonight

Such a power couple

I would be so proud to be in this couple's costume!!!!!!!

He's gonna get stabbed for this

I want this!

Just realized that the accent is on the « O », not on the « E »… strange

Asking for the red card!

Want! 😍

Just missed the opportunity for the stem placement a little lower.

They made the first step

Goat didn't climb, it jumped up there so no rules broken here

It is kind of appealing. Ok, I'll show myself out :P

Shake shake shake!

They've all got perfect Poker faces

If that was real smurf, I'd smurf it

This collection is pretty impressive. Especially since it includes all the knockoff Nerf guns, of which some are better than others but I'd rather have a genuine Nerf if I have to a foam dart battle.

You maybe homeless and living in the beach, but you can still do it in style.

I loaned this guy $20 back in '87

How?

Dognado - This Time It's Personal!

I'm sure he's souper happy with this setup

Can't believe BP hasn't stuck a black bar over the dog's happy bits.

This is a waste of chocolate

This is a winner!

Maybe the T-Rex thought it was a hotdog

Depending on the sense of humor of those involved, this could well be totally fine. I could absolutely see myself doing that if my best friend got diagnosed with autism and needed reassurance.

It's not stupid if it works.

Is that Markiplier?

Loving the sneakers at the end of the bed

Someone has obviously not been a good boy.

Slip and slide. I hope it's not in the US - I've heard about your medical bills.

This car has had enough of waiting for it's owner to return and now it's having a tantrum

They slammed a pickle in your bun.

"Tick tock, it's tough guy o'clock!" stsmall507...f8f8f8.jpg - Taskmaster (Mike Wozniak)

Dude in the middle gives 0 f***s what you think

I thought it was some sort of elevator

Could be Shaq in a normal sized car.

The best part of waking up is garlic in your cup.

That way when he dies they won't need to perform an autopsy to discover the cause of death

Patrick 's little eyes down there on the left saying:"I know guys. Bob needs a psychiatrist"