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You never know what you’re going to come across online. One moment you’re watching an adorable video of puppies playing with one another, and the next, you’re reading about another tragedy in the news. One surprisingly entertaining corner of the internet, however, is the comments section. Comments on videos, articles, social media, they’ll never let you down. And no one knows that better than the members of the Cursed Comments subreddit.

Below, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious, eyebrow-raising posts from this community that might leave you speechless, so be sure to upvote your favorites and remember to always read the comments!

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Cursed_dish

Cursed_dish

Mr_DrProfPatrick Report

#2

Cursed Improvement

Cursed Improvement

Vodka_Master Report

#3

Cursed_skycruise

Cursed_skycruise

isolated_ritika Report

The internet seems to have an obsession with all things “cursed”: photos, foods and of course, comments. The Cursed Comments subreddit has only been around since April 2018, but it’s already amassed an impressive 3.3 million members, or “cursed individuals” as they refer to themselves. The community has been deemed the “worst subreddit” by Youtuber Pewdiepie, a badge they wear proudly, and their ‘about community’ section states that the group is for “comments that strike the reader into oblivion.”

“Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be along the lines of ‘What the F$k did I just read??’ while leaving you speechless at the same time,” the about section goes on to explain. “Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face.” So no, pandas, you might not understand or agree with how all of the comments on this list came to be, but we hope they cause some sort of emotional reaction within you. And without further ado, we present the cursed comments!

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#4

Cursed Pill

Cursed Pill

pvasavage Report

#5

Cursed_kevin

Cursed_kevin

MLK-K-K Report

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Cursed Ostrich

Cursed Ostrich

Frozen_steam Report

This wild subreddit doesn’t have too many rules, as cursed comments can encompass a wide variety of content, but they do have a few guidelines to keep the community in check. First of all, reposts and duplicates will be removed. “Try your best to post new content, and be understanding if someone beat you to it,” the moderators write. Copypasta cursed comments are also banned, as they like to limit the posts in the sub to original content. If any cursed comments are NSFW, they must be appropriately marked as so, and the moderators note that members must refrain from being jerks. Bigotry such as racism, homophobia, transphobia and misogyny are not welcome here. This community may be cursed, but it’s not cruel.

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There are also a few accounts who post “staged” cursed comments that are banned. These cursed comments shouldn’t come from anyone looking for shock value; they should be unexpected and spontaneous. You can’t share you own cursed comments in the sub, and the comments must fall under the “cursed” guidelines set by the mods. Deepfried memes are also not welcome in this community, and all posts must begin with the word “Cursed”.  

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Cursed_captain Hook

Cursed_captain Hook

Memeit99 Report

#8

Cursed Decision

Cursed Decision

mr_dopi Report

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#9

Cursed Offer

Cursed Offer

aCasualReddittor Report

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Loverboy
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once, my sister received a very creepy doll. She kept it for a few days before deciding she couldn't stand it, and threw it out. I grabbed it and over the next week would place it around her room, until I got caught. May have gotten in trouble but it was worth it.

Monday
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My best friend had an art project where she had to paint a life-sized cutout of a celebrity. Her dad got into the habit of moving it around home, having it stare into showers or out of windows. Good times.

Jared Robinson
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100$ vs traumatizing your child for the lolz? The scales they balance.

Bleau
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Throw it in the woods that way when they call the cops it really will be a man again

Kathryn Jensen
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what else? Buy or if you can sew make clothes for the mannequin, get it a wig& set it up as a Halloween decoration/scare scene for a haunted house or if you are a gardener, set it up as a scarecrow to scare birds and other critters away from your garden. Just some ideas

Kathryn Jensen
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm glad that I didn't have a creepy doll around when I was younger, let alone still had it growing up and using it to scare my younger brother out, because he would find ways to use it to scare me back!

Sherri Mantooth Bagwell
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Dad found a mannequin w/ a long black wig. (He named her Elvira). He would drive around with her in the passenger seat of his truck. He got a kick out of people's reactions. The funniest was when a family friend called Mom to report Dad taking a "woman with black hair" out for lunch everyday. 😂

Omima mimi miki
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

also capture that very moment of horror on camera so we can all enjoy!

Flynn Riordan
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if I give you a dollar, will you partially burn it, then follow the instructional comment?

Shannon Hawks
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

put it in the garage. buy a costume for it and use it on Halloween.

Sinead Kenny
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My lil sis had a life size talking walking doll called cricket in late early 90's. I made her watch chucky one night while babysitting her. Fast forward a few weeks and the doll is on a chair in bedroom at bedtime just sat lifeless. The battery burst in it unbeknownst to us and in the middle of the night it went crazy, head doing 180's back n forth and saying 'wanna be my friend' 🤭🤦‍♀️🤣 as you can imagine my sis was scared out of her skin and mum n dad found out I made her watch chucky... I remember I was chased around the house and one sore butt the next morning!

Noname
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pllbbt- my father-in-law had a nude mannequin in his house, along with a ton of sexually explicit but not exactly pornographic photos and art (meaning, nude women but, as he explained, not un tastefully posed) and he wondered why the agency stopped sending female aides to house and sent only men (or why his granddaughters refused to visit him).

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Lucky for us, Bored Panda has previously been able to get in touch with some of the moderators of Cursed Comments, who were kind enough to shine some light on how this subreddit began in the first place. Back in 2020, we had a chat with the creator of the subreddit, who shared, "I founded the subreddit a while back. I actually was going through some memes posted on Reddit and saw a response to a somewhat... ‘fitting’ comment that would be right at home with CursedComments. In a response to the comment, someone joking posted r/CursedComments. I was intrigued and when I clicked on it, the subreddit didn’t exist, so I created it because I thought it was super good."

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#10

Cursed_ohio Sewer Division

Cursed_ohio Sewer Division

Biscuitgravyyy Report

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Cursed_organs

Cursed_organs

Environmental_Pen120 Report

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Cursed_driver

Cursed_driver

miaxblack1 Report

The founder went on to tell Bored Panda that they wish they had been clever enough to come up with the name for the community, but once it was created, their only focus was making it a “great experience” for everyone involved. It was first “a sort of ‘self-test’ for breaking into the online space,” they explained. “I began posting [comments] and was loose with the rules to engage content creation and made sure to comment on every post to maximize community engagement.”

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Cursed Interest

Cursed Interest

pi_sqrd Report

#14

Cursed_enemy

Cursed_enemy

M1ha169 Report

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#15

Cursed_tinder

Cursed_tinder

UrbanPope Report

Over time, however, the moderator team has had to implement rules to keep the community in line, which is perfectly understandable when you’re dealing with literally millions of Redditor at once. "Posts became more strict, more clear guidelines were established, and branching ‘wings’ such as an Instagram account and discord were set up, both of which still operate,” the founder previously told Bored Panda, going on to note that the subreddit faced some difficulties in the past due to the “sensitive nature” of some of its posts. Today, however, with a great mod team and clear rules, the community is a great place to simply enjoy funny comments (with some dark humor sprinkled in) and relax. 

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Cursed_memory

Cursed_memory

Painty_Loomy Report

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Cursed Humans

Cursed Humans

Zelexiin Report

#18

Cursed MRI

Cursed MRI

Vodka_Master Report

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We were also able to get in touch with the moderator team one year ago, the last time we featured this wild subreddit on Bored Panda. One of them had a chat with us about why they believe the community has been so successful. "I think people like it because all throughout the internet, you run across some odd images or videos, and this content may provoke thoughts that you wouldn’t dare say—but someone else did say it," the moderator shared. "It's one giant vault of the internet's best (worst?) cursed comments."

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Cursed Makeup

Cursed Makeup

akshat_chauhan Report

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Cursed_bite

Cursed_bite

Cyb3rzombi3 Report

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Cursed_request

Cursed_request

RedistLlama Report

"They aren't always the most sensible comments, but they are interesting nonetheless,” the moderator previously told Bored Panda. And that’s totally fine with us, because we’re just here looking for entertainment. As with cursed images and food items, not everything needs an explanation. As long as it gets a reaction out of us, it satiates that bizarre part of us that’s fascinated by what shocks us and confuses us. 

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#22

Cursed_adoption

Cursed_adoption

Jakenshaken Report

#23

Cursed_financial_crash

Cursed_financial_crash

purple-lemons Report

#24

Cursed Vegetables

Cursed Vegetables

LukeTheChick Report

"Over the course of our history as a subreddit, we grew naturally for a long time and became a rather large community [on our own, but] then PewDiePie made his first video [about us], and we exploded in popularity," the moderator previously told Bored Panda. "It's been an amazing journey watching and helping grow a community like this, and having one of the largest YouTubers in the world make videos on it is pretty incredible." And it looks like the community isn’t going anywhere any time soon, as it continues to grow and share more and more outrageously cursed comments with the world!

#25

Cursed_donut

Cursed_donut

Amrqo Report

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#26

Cursed A**

Cursed A**

Diloon123 Report

#27

Cursed_lifespan

Cursed_lifespan

The-Epic-Cyan Report

Are you feeling cursed after reading all of these comments, pandas? If this list has taught you anything, I would guess that it’s to always remember to check the comments section. You seriously never know what you will find! Keep upvoting the pics that you find most hilarious or surprising, and feel free to leave us your own cursed comments down below (as long as they’re family-friendly, please). Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s last article featuring the Cursed Comments subreddit, you can find that piece right here!

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Cursed_videotape

Cursed_videotape

eco_friendlypaperbag Report

#29

Cursed Taken Away

Cursed Taken Away

Axalem Report

#30

Cursed Eating

Cursed Eating

Vodka_Master Report

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#31

Cursed_suprise

Cursed_suprise

Large-Alarm747 Report

#32

Cursed_school

Cursed_school

Sea_Blazes Report

#33

Cursed_bro

Cursed_bro

TouchdownTedd Report

#34

Cursed_sherlock

Cursed_sherlock

Godspeed_7x Report

#35

Cursed_vegans

Cursed_vegans

TrippyDog2021 Report

#36

Cursed_hamster

Cursed_hamster

Delicious-Army-5078 Report

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Cursed_hamster

Cursed_hamster

Rocky_24869 Report

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#38

Cursed_group

Cursed_group

SAinzv Report

#39

Cursed_skill

Cursed_skill

highnoon1337 Report

#40

Cursed Called Of Duty

Cursed Called Of Duty

tennisballop Report

#41

Cursed Spiderman

Cursed Spiderman

derpzzzzzz Report

#42

Cursed Pizza Hut

Cursed Pizza Hut

vinayThakur_ Report

#43

Cursed_ma'am

Cursed_ma'am

StormShadow250 Report

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Cursed_organs

Cursed_organs

L0fla Report

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Cursed_artdegree

Cursed_artdegree

reddit.com Report

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Cursed_kirby

Cursed_kirby

E_ternalEclipse Report

#47

Cursed_blood_donation_(Literally)

Cursed_blood_donation_(Literally)

a_tired_developer_69 Report

#48

Cursed_dating

Cursed_dating

whatcolorisurbugati Report

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Cursed_fridge

Cursed_fridge

E_ternalEclipse Report