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You never know what you’re going to come across online. One moment you’re watching an adorable video of puppies playing with one another, and the next, you’re reading about another tragedy in the news. One surprisingly entertaining corner of the internet, however, is the comments section. Comments on videos, articles, social media, they’ll never let you down. And no one knows that better than the members of the Cursed Comments subreddit.

Below, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious, eyebrow-raising posts from this community that might leave you speechless, so be sure to upvote your favorites and remember to always read the comments!

The internet seems to have an obsession with all things “cursed”: photos, foods and of course, comments. The Cursed Comments subreddit has only been around since April 2018, but it’s already amassed an impressive 3.3 million members, or “cursed individuals” as they refer to themselves. The community has been deemed the “worst subreddit” by Youtuber Pewdiepie, a badge they wear proudly, and their ‘about community’ section states that the group is for “comments that strike the reader into oblivion.”

“Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be along the lines of ‘What the F$k did I just read??’ while leaving you speechless at the same time,” the about section goes on to explain. “Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face.” So no, pandas, you might not understand or agree with how all of the comments on this list came to be, but we hope they cause some sort of emotional reaction within you. And without further ado, we present the cursed comments!

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This wild subreddit doesn’t have too many rules, as cursed comments can encompass a wide variety of content, but they do have a few guidelines to keep the community in check. First of all, reposts and duplicates will be removed. “Try your best to post new content, and be understanding if someone beat you to it,” the moderators write. Copypasta cursed comments are also banned, as they like to limit the posts in the sub to original content. If any cursed comments are NSFW, they must be appropriately marked as so, and the moderators note that members must refrain from being jerks. Bigotry such as racism, homophobia, transphobia and misogyny are not welcome here. This community may be cursed, but it’s not cruel.

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There are also a few accounts who post “staged” cursed comments that are banned. These cursed comments shouldn’t come from anyone looking for shock value; they should be unexpected and spontaneous. You can’t share you own cursed comments in the sub, and the comments must fall under the “cursed” guidelines set by the mods. Deepfried memes are also not welcome in this community, and all posts must begin with the word “Cursed”.  

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Cursed Decision

Cursed Decision

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Cursed Offer

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Loverboy
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once, my sister received a very creepy doll. She kept it for a few days before deciding she couldn't stand it, and threw it out. I grabbed it and over the next week would place it around her room, until I got caught. May have gotten in trouble but it was worth it.

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Lucky for us, Bored Panda has previously been able to get in touch with some of the moderators of Cursed Comments, who were kind enough to shine some light on how this subreddit began in the first place. Back in 2020, we had a chat with the creator of the subreddit, who shared, "I founded the subreddit a while back. I actually was going through some memes posted on Reddit and saw a response to a somewhat... ‘fitting’ comment that would be right at home with CursedComments. In a response to the comment, someone joking posted r/CursedComments. I was intrigued and when I clicked on it, the subreddit didn’t exist, so I created it because I thought it was super good."

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#11

Cursed_organs

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Loverboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cut off my arm just to show my other limbs I won't tolerate broken bones.

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Cursed_driver

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David Martin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I drive a hearse, and have the same experience; Suspicions have developed in my mind

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The founder went on to tell Bored Panda that they wish they had been clever enough to come up with the name for the community, but once it was created, their only focus was making it a “great experience” for everyone involved. It was first “a sort of ‘self-test’ for breaking into the online space,” they explained. “I began posting [comments] and was loose with the rules to engage content creation and made sure to comment on every post to maximize community engagement.”

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Cursed_enemy

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Over time, however, the moderator team has had to implement rules to keep the community in line, which is perfectly understandable when you’re dealing with literally millions of Redditor at once. "Posts became more strict, more clear guidelines were established, and branching ‘wings’ such as an Instagram account and discord were set up, both of which still operate,” the founder previously told Bored Panda, going on to note that the subreddit faced some difficulties in the past due to the “sensitive nature” of some of its posts. Today, however, with a great mod team and clear rules, the community is a great place to simply enjoy funny comments (with some dark humor sprinkled in) and relax. 

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Cursed_memory

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Beck
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husbands uncle lives with us. He has dementia. All he does is go outside to smoke and refill/pour out his coffee. Rarely drinks it. When he sees his cup he assumes it is old and it is annoying but whatever. The things that gets me is he hides his cigarettes.(he is one of two "crazy uncles" that lived together their whole life, never married, never really had a home until he came and lived with us) anyway he is the only person in the house that smokes. He hides them in his pillow, in his socks, waistband, trees, we have a car that does not run well and he is always digging in its looking for them. I finally locked it a week ago. He did not like that.

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Cursed MRI

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jode Cassen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Paramedic here. I had a patient once with pica she ate metal as well when I went to pick her up I handed her a gauze for the blood on her mouth ...she ate it

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We were also able to get in touch with the moderator team one year ago, the last time we featured this wild subreddit on Bored Panda. One of them had a chat with us about why they believe the community has been so successful. "I think people like it because all throughout the internet, you run across some odd images or videos, and this content may provoke thoughts that you wouldn’t dare say—but someone else did say it," the moderator shared. "It's one giant vault of the internet's best (worst?) cursed comments."

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Cursed_bite

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Loverboy
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a post with 5 different app UI's. The infinity gauntlet is almost complete, we have Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Bored Panda, now we just need the sixth.

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Cursed_request

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Loverboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's actually a big problem for Disney. Worst part is, the ashes are usually just swept away and thrown out.

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"They aren't always the most sensible comments, but they are interesting nonetheless,” the moderator previously told Bored Panda. And that’s totally fine with us, because we’re just here looking for entertainment. As with cursed images and food items, not everything needs an explanation. As long as it gets a reaction out of us, it satiates that bizarre part of us that’s fascinated by what shocks us and confuses us. 

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#22

Cursed_adoption

Cursed_adoption

Jakenshaken Report

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Cursed Vegetables

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Loverboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I'm ever in a vegetative state, I want my life support turned off. That'd be hell.

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"Over the course of our history as a subreddit, we grew naturally for a long time and became a rather large community [on our own, but] then PewDiePie made his first video [about us], and we exploded in popularity," the moderator previously told Bored Panda. "It's been an amazing journey watching and helping grow a community like this, and having one of the largest YouTubers in the world make videos on it is pretty incredible." And it looks like the community isn’t going anywhere any time soon, as it continues to grow and share more and more outrageously cursed comments with the world!

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Cursed_lifespan

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Alexandra Davis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nick needs serious psychiatric help at this point, his supporters are just as crazy and encourage him. Saw a video where they were talking about him and he asked his supporters if he was fat and the comments were shocking: "skinny is just a concept" "skinny is dangerous, you're healthy" etc It's almost like assisted suicide

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Are you feeling cursed after reading all of these comments, pandas? If this list has taught you anything, I would guess that it’s to always remember to check the comments section. You seriously never know what you will find! Keep upvoting the pics that you find most hilarious or surprising, and feel free to leave us your own cursed comments down below (as long as they’re family-friendly, please). Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s last article featuring the Cursed Comments subreddit, you can find that piece right here!

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Cursed Taken Away

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The Original Bruno
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait... what does Tamiflu have to do with vaccines? And how is a child's death a foreseeable comeuppance for avoiding a drug that is used only for the first two days after exposure? I mean God I hate the false information pumped out by people opposed to traditional vaccines, but this just seems like someone showhorned a tragic event into something it was not. Here's a kicker: Tamiflu is contraindicated for people who have already received vaccines.

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Cursed Eating

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Vic
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best response I learnt (off BP) is: come back with a warrant

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April Stephens
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what I say, too. Or how about, "Someone's in here" or "Just a minute"

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Tamra
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"This thing is a monster - gonna need another twenty minutes!"

Alicia M
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one would ever expect to hear "Come on in. I've been waiting for you."

Tetelestai
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to have some dignity when I come out and come across them face to face waiting outside, and it may be one of my parents or sister so… “Use the bushes,” would suffice well for that situation, I think

ShaZam Beaubien
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope you have perfume. It's been a bad day for my digestive system. I've already had to use my socks.

Balázs Verő
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, welcome to the talking toilet. Before entering the booth, please answer some simple questions: 1. How urgent it is for you? 2. Do you like to use it alone or you need company? 3. Can you wait outside, till I finish? This should do.

Kat Lyle
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kid you not, one of my staff many years ago did in fact eat in the toilet.

Kathryn Jensen
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always say "Someone's in here", but reading all of everyone else's comments, I just might change it up& see how it will go! Lol

celeste hall
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you will never take me alive, then relax, it will be while before security arrive

jennifer brinkman
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do they knock on a bathroom door? Do they think we are going to let them in???

Heather W
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brain stops working and I tend to say things like "Come in."

Axel Tojo
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks! That scared the sh#t out of me, I'll be done in a minute.

Sorry
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never encountered this thank god ..what do they think the lock is for ?

Crouching hippo hidden panda
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I yell ‘occupied!’ As it’s a close translation to many European languages. So easy to understand if they’re not English speakers also

Mulberry Juice
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1 year ago

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#34

Cursed_sherlock

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Cursed_vegans

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Sebby's Mama
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm vegan and I hate people like this! No one is going to stop consuming milk/eggs/meat just because someone is blocking them. You can't force someone to change their diets simply because you don't approve. All these people are doing is feeding the ongoing stereotypes that vegans are insane. Very similar to religious nutters who think they can scare you into believing in God, so you don't go to hell 🙄

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Cursed_hamster

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Loverboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I recently read a reddit thread about hamster deaths and I have never laughed harder in my life

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Cursed_group

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IDidntChooseReality
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was playing a game where you control different nations and I chose Germany then someone playing Japan joined and I sent an ally request, my message was "let's get the old gang back together"

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Cursed Spiderman

Cursed Spiderman

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Cursed Pizza Hut

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Loverboy
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For y'all that don't get it, Pizza Hut's slogan is, "No one out pizza's the hut.". Joshua out pizzaed the hut.

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Cursed_ma'am

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Full of Giggles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember ladies, make sure your flamethrower and vibrator are different colors.

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Cursed_artdegree

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Cursed_kirby

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#47

Cursed_blood_donation_(Literally)

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