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You never know what you’re going to come across online. One moment you’re watching an adorable video of puppies playing with one another, and the next, you’re reading about another tragedy in the news. One surprisingly entertaining corner of the internet, however, is the comments section. Comments on videos, articles, social media, they’ll never let you down. And no one knows that better than the members of the Cursed Comments subreddit.

Below, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious, eyebrow-raising posts from this community that might leave you speechless, so be sure to upvote your favorites and remember to always read the comments!

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    The internet seems to have an obsession with all things “cursed”: photos, foods and of course, comments. The Cursed Comments subreddit has only been around since April 2018, but it’s already amassed an impressive 3.3 million members, or “cursed individuals” as they refer to themselves. The community has been deemed the “worst subreddit” by Youtuber Pewdiepie, a badge they wear proudly, and their ‘about community’ section states that the group is for “comments that strike the reader into oblivion.”

    “Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be along the lines of ‘What the F$k did I just read??’ while leaving you speechless at the same time,” the about section goes on to explain. “Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face.” So no, pandas, you might not understand or agree with how all of the comments on this list came to be, but we hope they cause some sort of emotional reaction within you. And without further ado, we present the cursed comments!

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    This wild subreddit doesn’t have too many rules, as cursed comments can encompass a wide variety of content, but they do have a few guidelines to keep the community in check. First of all, reposts and duplicates will be removed. “Try your best to post new content, and be understanding if someone beat you to it,” the moderators write. Copypasta cursed comments are also banned, as they like to limit the posts in the sub to original content. If any cursed comments are NSFW, they must be appropriately marked as so, and the moderators note that members must refrain from being jerks. Bigotry such as racism, homophobia, transphobia and misogyny are not welcome here. This community may be cursed, but it’s not cruel.

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    There are also a few accounts who post “staged” cursed comments that are banned. These cursed comments shouldn’t come from anyone looking for shock value; they should be unexpected and spontaneous. You can’t share you own cursed comments in the sub, and the comments must fall under the “cursed” guidelines set by the mods. Deepfried memes are also not welcome in this community, and all posts must begin with the word “Cursed”.  

    #8

    Cursed Decision

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    #9

    Cursed Offer

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    Loverboy
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once, my sister received a very creepy doll. She kept it for a few days before deciding she couldn't stand it, and threw it out. I grabbed it and over the next week would place it around her room, until I got caught. May have gotten in trouble but it was worth it.

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    Lucky for us, Bored Panda has previously been able to get in touch with some of the moderators of Cursed Comments, who were kind enough to shine some light on how this subreddit began in the first place. Back in 2020, we had a chat with the creator of the subreddit, who shared, "I founded the subreddit a while back. I actually was going through some memes posted on Reddit and saw a response to a somewhat... ‘fitting’ comment that would be right at home with CursedComments. In a response to the comment, someone joking posted r/CursedComments. I was intrigued and when I clicked on it, the subreddit didn’t exist, so I created it because I thought it was super good."

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    #11

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    Loverboy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cut off my arm just to show my other limbs I won't tolerate broken bones.

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    David Martin
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drive a hearse, and have the same experience; Suspicions have developed in my mind

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    The founder went on to tell Bored Panda that they wish they had been clever enough to come up with the name for the community, but once it was created, their only focus was making it a “great experience” for everyone involved. It was first “a sort of ‘self-test’ for breaking into the online space,” they explained. “I began posting [comments] and was loose with the rules to engage content creation and made sure to comment on every post to maximize community engagement.”

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    Over time, however, the moderator team has had to implement rules to keep the community in line, which is perfectly understandable when you’re dealing with literally millions of Redditor at once. "Posts became more strict, more clear guidelines were established, and branching ‘wings’ such as an Instagram account and discord were set up, both of which still operate,” the founder previously told Bored Panda, going on to note that the subreddit faced some difficulties in the past due to the “sensitive nature” of some of its posts. Today, however, with a great mod team and clear rules, the community is a great place to simply enjoy funny comments (with some dark humor sprinkled in) and relax. 

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    Beck
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husbands uncle lives with us. He has dementia. All he does is go outside to smoke and refill/pour out his coffee. Rarely drinks it. When he sees his cup he assumes it is old and it is annoying but whatever. The things that gets me is he hides his cigarettes.(he is one of two "crazy uncles" that lived together their whole life, never married, never really had a home until he came and lived with us) anyway he is the only person in the house that smokes. He hides them in his pillow, in his socks, waistband, trees, we have a car that does not run well and he is always digging in its looking for them. I finally locked it a week ago. He did not like that.

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    Cursed MRI

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    jode Cassen
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paramedic here. I had a patient once with pica she ate metal as well when I went to pick her up I handed her a gauze for the blood on her mouth ...she ate it

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    We were also able to get in touch with the moderator team one year ago, the last time we featured this wild subreddit on Bored Panda. One of them had a chat with us about why they believe the community has been so successful. "I think people like it because all throughout the internet, you run across some odd images or videos, and this content may provoke thoughts that you wouldn’t dare say—but someone else did say it," the moderator shared. "It's one giant vault of the internet's best (worst?) cursed comments."

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    Loverboy
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a post with 5 different app UI's. The infinity gauntlet is almost complete, we have Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Bored Panda, now we just need the sixth.

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    Loverboy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually a big problem for Disney. Worst part is, the ashes are usually just swept away and thrown out.

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    "They aren't always the most sensible comments, but they are interesting nonetheless,” the moderator previously told Bored Panda. And that’s totally fine with us, because we’re just here looking for entertainment. As with cursed images and food items, not everything needs an explanation. As long as it gets a reaction out of us, it satiates that bizarre part of us that’s fascinated by what shocks us and confuses us. 

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    #22

    Cursed_adoption

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    Cursed Vegetables

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    Loverboy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm ever in a vegetative state, I want my life support turned off. That'd be hell.

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    "Over the course of our history as a subreddit, we grew naturally for a long time and became a rather large community [on our own, but] then PewDiePie made his first video [about us], and we exploded in popularity," the moderator previously told Bored Panda. "It's been an amazing journey watching and helping grow a community like this, and having one of the largest YouTubers in the world make videos on it is pretty incredible." And it looks like the community isn’t going anywhere any time soon, as it continues to grow and share more and more outrageously cursed comments with the world!

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    Alexandra Davis
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nick needs serious psychiatric help at this point, his supporters are just as crazy and encourage him. Saw a video where they were talking about him and he asked his supporters if he was fat and the comments were shocking: "skinny is just a concept" "skinny is dangerous, you're healthy" etc It's almost like assisted suicide

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    Are you feeling cursed after reading all of these comments, pandas? If this list has taught you anything, I would guess that it’s to always remember to check the comments section. You seriously never know what you will find! Keep upvoting the pics that you find most hilarious or surprising, and feel free to leave us your own cursed comments down below (as long as they’re family-friendly, please). Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s last article featuring the Cursed Comments subreddit, you can find that piece right here!

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... what does Tamiflu have to do with vaccines? And how is a child's death a foreseeable comeuppance for avoiding a drug that is used only for the first two days after exposure? I mean God I hate the false information pumped out by people opposed to traditional vaccines, but this just seems like someone showhorned a tragic event into something it was not. Here's a kicker: Tamiflu is contraindicated for people who have already received vaccines.

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    Cursed_vegans

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    Sebby's Mama
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm vegan and I hate people like this! No one is going to stop consuming milk/eggs/meat just because someone is blocking them. You can't force someone to change their diets simply because you don't approve. All these people are doing is feeding the ongoing stereotypes that vegans are insane. Very similar to religious nutters who think they can scare you into believing in God, so you don't go to hell 🙄

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    #36

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    Loverboy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently read a reddit thread about hamster deaths and I have never laughed harder in my life

    Monday
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upon seeing your comment I went and did the same.....got to one where a hammy was vacuumed up, the first reply was "𝙎𝙝𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙢𝙥". I am crying with laughter.

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    Daiji
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There really is nothing funny about these. That's just horrible.

    Susan Robinson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already shared my hamster death story…nothing funny about finding out your brother is a psychopath when you are 7

    Gaspode the Wonder Dog
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was about 15 I was asleep and awoke to my brother's hamster walking across my face.I sat up so fast that he catapulted across the room and hit the door then skidded along the wooden floor upside down,no longer of this world.I felt terrible! We had a funeral for him and played "Flying without Wings" in memory of his untimely end. R.I.P Fudge.

    Rebelliousslug
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hamsters must be attracted to the giant vibrating cold box for some reason because my daughters hamster escaped too and we found her next to the fridge a couple weeks later then she died the next day

    BatPhace
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳 mine died of old age at like 5 i think? Maybe hamsters have gotten dumber since the early 90s?

    Monarch cat lady
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a towel over the cage for warmth he ate chunksout of the Towel then hung himself. I cried

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOO R.I.P HAMSTERS I am both sad, horrified and think it’s morbidly funny

    Omima mimi miki
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lettuce one piece of lettuse - shat out his intestines - looked online - never give them lettuce or they'll s**t out their intestines. . . gtknow

    EmBree
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *wheezes* oh my... The Titanic hit me hard...😄

    Luna Crow
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading these stories and remembering how mine died for no apparent reason 3 days after I brought him home, I'm starting to wonder if domestic hamsters have some kind of genetic defect from over breeding 😥

    Tuesday's child
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sisters hamster died of old age when she was in 2nd grade. I remember I told my friends about it and they didn't belive that a hamster could die so normally

    Hacknslaashing
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made three attempts at keeping rodents. 1) Got two females, guess the pet shop didn't know what they were doing. Got food poisoning from eating their own young. 2) Jesus McBuddha ate Vlad Svendalot, food was full and easily accessible. Surviving hamster lost his mind, became generally violent and died not too long after. 3) Came home and they were just... both dead... no cause... quite eerie. After that I decided that perhaps I should give it a break and just accept that I'm a dog person.

    Sorry
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad thought ours was dead and chucked it over the fence ..onto a railway line ...hope he made it..

    Gh0st!
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the link to screenshots of the TikTok with SO MANY COMMENTS https://mediachomp.com/the-ways-these-pet-hamsters-died-is-morbidly-hilarious/

    Bored Potato
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend's old hamster ate the goldfish and dropped dead soon after. I feel like old age wasn't the only reason it died.

    Phoenix the Frog
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine just died naturally after 3 years. Those are some deaths though.

    Meowmeow
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to confess to something I've not told anyone before... One night my sister's hamster Fluffy was so rambunctious and loud in his cage, darn nocturnal thing! I couldn't sleep, wasn't thinking straight, scooped him up and ran downstairs to the basement for him to explore. We had a finished basement. I thought he'd be fine and I fully intend to find him in the morning. Well surprise I never found him. My Dad found him floating in the sump pump after smelling something stinky 😭

    Private Caller
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The electricity was out. And mom used a portable gas stove and the hampster just went haywire. A very dramatic death for a 7 year old to watch

    Kai
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friends hampster grew a tumor the size of her head until she couldn't walk then she died

    FlamingoPanda
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of mine ran right off the table and died (her cage was on the table and she rushed out her cage when I opened the door to clean it). One somehow made it to old age despite having surgery to remove some bedding from his leg (learnt not to use that kind of bedding for them from that). The rest made it to old age.

    TomCat
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put mine in my Barbie convertible and pushed it down the stairs.

    Mimi M
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://old.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/11g8wpt/cursed_hamster/

    Alan Williams
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother's best friend kneeled on him. Well that was my gerbil but you get the idea. His name was squeak and he did.

    rose@n_a
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine was eaten by a rat. it was very heartbreaking. </3

    I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hamster got her leg stuck in her cage and couldn’t get it out so she starved to death (we were on a trip at the time)…I was only 4 at the time so my dad ended up just telling me that she was taking a nap 😂

    saw & order
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a hamster but my friend’s ferret got trapped in a running dishwasher

    Iblowsheep_V3.2
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine died because no one cleaned it's cage.... i was 5, so assign to me whatever portion of the blame a 5 years old deserves on that one.

    Androgyny Lunacy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My history of hamsters dying a scary death is why I'll never get hamsters as a pet again.

    Littlefire097
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sisters hampster got lost twice and the last time we found him he woke my sister up and Just died on her. Did win the bet whether my cat ate it though

    Nicolas Schirvel
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex's hamster died when my two cats remade the Lady & the Tramp spaghetti scene...

    PlatinumTheCat
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m laughing and crying at the same time, because this is hilarious yet I’m also really sad for the hamsters

    Louise D
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a couple from a private school in switzerland ( hospitality management school rancked on the top 10 in the world : SOOOOOOOO : head of the kitchen was doing cocain and f*****g students, the accountancy teacher was fired after we FINALY proved that he sacked some of the girls and tank them because they refused his advances. One other teacher was regulartly partying with the student and very sexually agressive toward us and also did a lot of cocain with them. The coolest teacher who ironicaly teached beverages had a break down after he was forced to quit alcool ( he was very much a drunk) and never came back. The marketing teacher ran away with a student, got her knocked up and went back to his wife and the wife gave birth. The student had an abortion. Mind you this was just in the 3 years of school.

    Bubs623
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a tv show that no one would believe - but then again, I could totally see happening. Hope your 3 years were productive at least

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    Cripes, Your génération is lazy. I’ll finish your work for you. Folks, it’s a subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/HamsterDeaths/ Loverboy obviously have better things to do, though I can’t imagine what. 🙄

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    IDidntChooseReality
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was playing a game where you control different nations and I chose Germany then someone playing Japan joined and I sent an ally request, my message was "let's get the old gang back together"

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    Loverboy
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For y'all that don't get it, Pizza Hut's slogan is, "No one out pizza's the hut.". Joshua out pizzaed the hut.

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    Full of Giggles
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember ladies, make sure your flamethrower and vibrator are different colors.

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