I do a little dance on the inside whenever plans are cancelled! :D

Tradition - a poor reason to do something.

Guilty.

Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".

I have a few and only one I'd let have a kidney - that's how unpleasant some of my family are.

Means I'm not fine but stop asking because you've annoyed me.

Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".

Why did you censor it? Everyone knows behind there. We can also write it in the comments. S**t

I hate repeating myself

100% accurate, lol

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him

Yep, totally.

it's years since i experienced happiness

Suprise for two

My friends and I use it and never get the anger part.

Omg so true.

like a fridge… look great from the outside but on the Inside it's empty

Sidewalks at the insane asylum.

All the bloody time.

Also saying "we should hang out soon!" but then never hanging out

My sister.

Does F**K really need to be censored? It wasn't when it was posted originally?

Or never.

When you try to shake hands but the other person tries to hug you

I hate that statement. If I look like s**t or tired, why even say anything. It's clear one already knows. It's not helpful at all.

It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!

Haha

US. UK - Maths.