The. Ultimate. Response.

The reason they said Ex instead of specifics is because when being called out, they can claim it's just another ex

My almost 7 year old has recently learnt how to do his buttons up and I am very proud. It’s not a race to see whose child is the best, the smartest, tallest, best looking etc.

*you're

Please just catch fire and die (bis)

"Niece? Yeah, it's the nickname I gave to my ripped abs."

Rolex ... you a pimp, bro, are yooo?

All the languages who disappeared without leaving a trace would like to have a word with your son.

Ah, the diamond bit through the glove, happens all the time.

wait what the hell did I just read?? Harry got the right reaction tbh

Yeah, and posting it on Twitter so angels could see your deed and retweet it in heaven.

It’s your humility that makes you attractive. Or your sarcasm.

me who no ones contacted for a week and a half

Easy. Just pay off your debt

If I want people to leave me alone I just mute my phone, not post about it on social media...

Here’s an idea: turn off your phone.

Turn off your phone.

Here's a way to make it stop...quit giving your phone number to everyone you meet...pay your bills so the collectors will stop calling....

Trust me, after this, nobody's going to be texting you anytime soon haha

*Thinks about all the calls and texts I've missed because my phone has been on vibrate for almost a year now*

I'm the same way but it's because I don't ever open them

But he had the time to go and count how many messages, phone calls and everything else he had. Probably used his 30 minutes to do that.

I'M BeGgIng, pLeAse

can everybody just leave me alone, I need to tweet about how nobody ever leaves me alone

Here's a thought... Switch your phone off!

aren't these the lyrics to ringtone by 100 gecs 🤔

Got one or two messages on Facebook a couple days in a row and decided to get rid of it. What can I say, people scare me.

To bad phones can't be turned off... or silent mode... or airplane mode. It's sad when people need attention to feel any worth. I don't even have a phone, because I don't want to be bothered!

Happy to, dude.

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You say that he has too many friends but there is always the group chat that has your friends friends

"Everyone leave me alone please." You know you can just...put the phone down? Turn it off? Do literally anything but look at it?

I don't even have that many friends but they text WAY too much and I always have like 400 something text messages. It's so annoying because most of it is gibberish "aegeuvy" "giuewvwi" etc.

You wish

What a loser.

Not to brag...but I have 13 friends on Facebook that I ignore.

You're behind, son.

yeah right just tryna show off how popular you are *snort

Hope it happens for him - only for much, MUCH longer.

If only that phone had something like an off-switch!

Or he can turn off his alerts.

Consider it done.

So... are you bragging about the popularity, or the fact that you are too busy posting things about yourself that you can't be effed to bother responded to people? Sound like a shitty friend to me

No problem. Happy to oblige.