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#2

Somebody's Drugged The Waterhole

Final score:

535points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

Woody's fed up of life

164points

While I understand why people wouldn't like these creepy toys in their homes, shielding kids from scariness entirely isn't ideal either.

A survey of 1,003 UK parents by online bookseller The Book People found that 33% would steer clear of books for their children containing frightening characters. Asked about the fictional creations from children’s books they found scariest as kids, a fifth of parents cited the Wicked Witch of the West from L Frank Baum’s The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, with the Child Catcher from Ian Fleming’s Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang in second place. Third was the Big Bad Wolf, in his grandmother-swallowing Little Red Riding Hood incarnation, fourth was the Grand High Witch from Roald Dahl’s The Witches, and fifth, Cruella de Vil, from Dodie Smith’s The Hundred and One Dalmatians.

#3

Broken Leg? No Worries, The Doctor Has A Gun

Final score:

515points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

When you can't pay the medical bill ....

414points

Silver (pkmn nerd) 2 years ago

MERICA

46points

Lottie 2 years ago

Guess I'll die

11points

Potato Man 2 years ago

I also recommend the hit glue gun when u gotta fix the broken bone

8points

Henry Edison Jurman 2 years ago

LOL thought the same thing

7points

Rand0m_Cat 2 years ago

I'm sorry sir your card has declined. *loads gun*

6points

Selah Kidder 2 years ago

what doctor has those tools

2points

Nikki Barroso 2 years ago

Hilarious

2points

Gini Sarver 2 years ago

🤜🏼🤛🏼

2points

The Galactic Empire 2 years ago

thats dark

2points

JUINNO TAN Moe 2 years ago

yes that is the use to this gun

1point

Betta Fish 2 years ago

Has anyone noticed that there are 2 guns?

1point

Máté Jancsek 2 years ago

when you live in the us

0points

Suze Allyn 2 years ago

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Mohsie Supposie 2 years ago

The gun is to MAKE the wound, so the doctor has something to treat.

54points

Blackstone 2 years ago

What is the bowling set for then?

10points

Molly Whuppie 2 years ago

none of that stuff is doctor or medical stuff, there's dental products and ducks and bowling pins too?

41points

Melissa Rodriguez 2 years ago

Those are therapy ducks. They go bowling after work.

38points

Wonderful 2 years ago

Apparently you’re not going to the right doctor.

1point

debrina blackmoon 2 years ago

Those don't have the holes and are too small for the pins so most(?)likely bbs. Just saying, idk.

1point

Xerastraza Lecrutia 2 years ago

What every doctor needs bowling pins to knock you out and a desert eagle for those pesky unpaying visitors, then a nice bath with rubber ducks to clean up.

23points

SCP 504 2 years ago

Hospital Sim: Battle Royale Edition

13points

S. Tor Storm 2 years ago

if a patient wants to get a shot

13points

Q B F T 2 years ago

Seems about right for America

13points

Buren 2 years ago

When all else fail...

12points

Vorknkx 2 years ago

Considering the "play a game" message on the left side, I am starting to suspect this doctor might be a serial killer with a penchant for elaborate traps ;)

7points

GoddessOdd 2 years ago

I am just as concerned about the bowling pins. Exactly what kind of doctor needs a gun, bowling pins AND rubber ducks. I am guessing this is actually supposed to represent a dentist, but my questions still stand.

5points

debrina blackmoon 2 years ago

They don't look like bowling balls since they don't have holes and are disproportionate. Not sure since the set is already weird.

0points

Meridith 2 years ago

and I just bought a new ray gun from the future..

4points

Phantom Lion 2 years ago

bro that doctor is out for blood🤣

2points

Redheaded1 2 years ago

These are the training kits for those people you always see treating gangsters or mafia so they don't have to go to the ER. Young indoctrination.

2points

Fraxinus excelsior 2 years ago

It's to take off patellas and then you use the glue gun to stick them back on, my first mafia doctors kit

2points

Charlydacat 1 year ago

mikan danganronpa

1point

Aélia Potter 2 years ago

I don’t think this is what we mean with « inclusive toys »…

1point

Terry Waters 2 years ago

What game are they supposed to be playing? Russian Roulette?

1point

Lena Warren 2 years ago

Two, apparently

1point

Vernice Aure 2 years ago

There is an Asian 'paranormal' TV series about a school nurse who can see creatures, connections and objects that others can't. These things can be positive, neutral or evil. She uses magical object to deal with them. One of the objects is a pellet gun with different colors of pellets. She shoots magically enhance pellets at the evil things to protect the children. This 'toy' set might be referencing that.

1point

Eddsworld_Encanto 2 years ago

Two, actually

1point

MetaMaxNL 2 years ago

only in america ...hihi

1point

Azure Adams 2 years ago

2 guns. Really get the job done

1point

Mokayokok 2 years ago

Is that butt plugs at the top?

1point

ColdBlooded 2 years ago

WWIII or doomsday style?

1point

Rale 2 years ago

USA healthcare in a nutshell.

1point

Legend_Trooper 2 years ago

Just in case.

1point

Id row 2 years ago

Ages 3 and up? Look at all those choking hazards.

1point

Valley Girl 2 years ago

And.... a**l beads?

1point

Strawberry Frappuccino 2 years ago

Ages 3+!

1point

Munchkin 2 years ago

AAAAAAHHHHHHH IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR CARD DECLINES

1point

glowworm2 2 years ago

Two pink guns!

1point

debrina blackmoon 2 years ago

One looks like a water pistol.

0points

Zophra 2 years ago

That is one of those sadly funny things.

1point

Oops 2 weeks ago

I want to know, what are the ducklings for.

0points

cal da trans emo rat (he/they) 9 months ago

just a lil gun for kiddos!!! 🤗

0points

KENLEY GATES 10 months ago

Seems like your fine INTILL the little docter comes in with the GUN

0points

Poo poo kaka 1 year ago

Y'all don't notice the drill?

0points

Archaelus Joaquim Dugenia 2 years ago

play a game of bring your kid to the gun docter

0points

Hawks 2 years ago

“Don’t worry, it feels just like a mosquito bite!”

0points

Sheila Swanepoel 2 years ago

Nowadays, with the assaults on staff in New Zealand hospitals, it would be useful.

0points

Cindy Jordan 2 years ago

Good thing it says it's a game

0points

Ilene Dover 2 years ago

Designed to put you down like a horse with a broken leg.

0points

Sparkle_Queen 2 years ago

WHY

0points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

They also have a giant tooth in the kit for no reason

0points

mle4nch0ly m0rg4n (they/them) 2 years ago

doctor:*saves patients life* *card declines* the doctor:

0points

Julianne Robichaud 2 years ago

This is the most American thing in history

0points

Myriam Ickx 2 years ago

This Doctor set has everything EXCEPT medical material.

0points

Betta Fish 2 years ago

Don't worry, we'll make it fast...

0points

Godzilla 2 years ago

to put them out of there misery

0points

Evelyn Haskins 2 years ago

:-( Only in the USA!

0points

Mary Peace 2 years ago

(sob) Life isn't worth living, and I can't afford to live! (sob)

0points

Nancy Lynch 2 years ago

And bowling pins?

0points

Andy Hinds 2 years ago

A gun???

0points

Iara Ra 2 years ago

American doctor

0points

Gage Geisel 2 years ago

Yes I just need to provide the patient in the next room with his lethal injection, be back in two taps of a trigger!!

0points

Julia Leatherbarrow 2 years ago

It's for the enemas..

0points

Thomas Turnbull 2 years ago

Lots of items that can choke a young child

0points

Tho Nguyen 2 years ago

At least the gun is pretty.

0points

Griselle Lugo 2 years ago

Actually, doctor has TWO guns!

0points

Lokee 2 years ago

Quack quack... You have a crack

0points

Noor Al Agha 2 years ago

WAT THE LOL

0points

Mary Dellenbusch 2 years ago

No wonder the kids are so f***** up these days.

0points

MAKtheknife 2 years ago

If ya can't fix 'em, just put 'em down. I also see there are bowling pins too....how do you use those in medicine?

0points

Ganyu 2 years ago

Two of them!

0points

Beverly Glover 2 years ago

The doctor also has bowling pins and rubber duckies.

0points

Mud spider 2 years ago

That is a dentist you blind ass old man…

0points

Mud spider 2 years ago

I’m kidding lol I laughed at this post this is great good job

0points

Leanne Hailes 2 years ago

This is one messed up set of toys 😕 🤔 Merica 🤔 very sad.

0points

Alessa Gillespie 2 years ago

Duckies and bowling pins? Ah yes, medical essentials indeed

0points

CATMONSTER2018 2 years ago

Oh, your leg hurts? Try this!!! "Bam"

0points

Christine Peverley 2 years ago

One night shift in ER.

0points

Jo Davies 2 years ago

What does the doctor do with the bowling pins and ducks?

0points

Lisa Shaw 2 years ago

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0points

Friend Kelli 2 years ago

And bowling pins, what kind of clinic is this?

0points

Alicia Wolfe 2 years ago

Mommy when I grow up, I want to be a Doctor so I can get a cool gun..

0points

Irish Lad 2 years ago

And bowling pins to knock the patient out!

0points

Steve Fischer 2 years ago

This is how we treat a broken leg

0points

Dirk Daring 2 years ago

Take two bowling pins, and call me in the morning.

0points

David Stuckey 2 years ago

My First Emperor's Mercy.

0points

Trillian 2 years ago (edited)

Oh c'mon people that one obviously shoots vaccination darts!!! Edit: Wait, are there TWO guns?

0points

Sue Hazlewood 2 years ago

Ubiquitous pink for girls. Sheesh

0points

Betsy Novack 2 years ago

They shoot horses, don't they?

0points

Fingolfin 2 years ago

:D

0points

Nicky 2 years ago

This is the funniest thing ever!!!!

0points

Trisha Howson 2 years ago

That tooth is not funny

0points

Bojan Djordjevic 2 years ago

It's the humane thing to do

0points

Kathryn 2 years ago

And bowling pins and what appears to be… a glue gun? And plastic ducks. What disorder is this for?!

0points

Kevin Warner 2 years ago

Just...MY SIDES LOL!!!

0points

April W 2 years ago

So many choking hazards

0points

SeidWolf 2 years ago

Clinic's gotta be in a rough neighborhood

0points

Delano Mighty 2 years ago

Sure this set wasn't designed by Jigsaw? "Let's play a game..."

0points

grey galah 2 years ago

China claims to have had about 4.5 thousand people die from Covid. Now we know why

0points

Erin S 2 years ago

Definitely no choking hazards there.

0points

A 2 years ago

Most of this 'doctor' set is questionable! 2 guns, bowling pins, ducks. What kind of doctor is this?!

0points

Nikole 2 years ago

"They Shoot Horses, Don't They?"

0points

Suze Allyn 2 years ago (edited)

And a stun gun, plus a bowling ball and pins. And a toothbrush, toothpaste, a giant tooth, and soap ducks, and a dental mirror. Nothing at all for a regular doctor except maybe the glasses. What a joke.

0points

The Galactic Empire 2 years ago

When there's a hospital shooter

0points

Molly Block 2 years ago

The only cute thing in this pack is the tooth. But, ahem, errrr, what are those beads for? And the little 'safe' shaped bowling pin bottles? Eh?

0points

Penny Harrison 2 years ago

Or if your patient is a sore loser at bowling.

0points

Robert Hernandez 2 years ago

I'm sorry but your Blue Cross doesn't seem to cover this sooo...

0points

BLACKMAJIC 2 years ago

Why the doctor got a gun is it for girls and boy or what??

0points

Ilvana Babic 2 years ago

Euthanasia box

0points

MisterE 2 years ago

Ducks? Bowling pins? Glue gun? Gun? Wth....

0points

Guy Incognito 2 years ago

115 grains of led can stop you from dying from just about any medical condition.

0points

HK Hoel 2 years ago

Why do I highkey want this... cute pink toy gun... it's cool

0points

Hollysmom 2 years ago

Bowling pins, ducks, pink "marbles", and a tooth??????

0points

Averie Biggerstaff 2 years ago

Two to be precise

0points

ohjojo (me/mine) 2 years ago

, Um, where do the bowling pins go?

0points

ohjojo (me/mine) 2 years ago

Maybe it's for the Vet? I mean that's a pretty big tooth

0points

HarriMissesScotland 2 years ago

A local pharmacy here in the Sunshine State just started selling guns and all the accouterments. Can't get your drugs, buy a gun and shoot the place up.

0points

Shelly Reed 2 years ago

As a doctor who makes house calls I never know when a pretty pink gun just might be handy!! I swear I am going to buy this and take it with me!!! I 😂😂😂😂😂

0points

Gaspode the Wonder Dog 2 years ago

The only one that seems to know what's going on here is the winking tooth in the middle

0points

snarkiest hot head 2 years ago

is this for a horse?

0points

James Richter 2 years ago

That’s what they do to horses when they break their leg

0points

Tim 2 years ago

Two guns!

0points

Shay 2 years ago

And some bowling pins!

0points

Bad Mole 2 years ago

Sometimes it's easier to just put them down.

0points

Alex Livingston 2 years ago

Also, bowling pins???

0points

Ducky Oboe 2 years ago

Let's play a game...

0points

Firefly 2 years ago

Horse doctor

0points

socially inept idiot 2 years ago

I mean, if you get shot in the arm or something your broken leg won’t seem as bad

0points

Chase Sisk 2 years ago

no card bang

0points

Rayne 2 years ago

"Oh this? It's just my medical gun. Now you gonna pay your bill or not?"

0points

gayFrog 2 years ago

she has two.

0points

Ellen Light 2 years ago

Several things about this kit concern me. The "pills" - for a 3-year-old??? Or are those bullets? Also what do bowling pins and ducks have to do with this. Let alone the guns.

0points

Jo Choto 2 years ago

For when the doctor has to put you out of your misery?

0points

Shane S 2 years ago

Put you out of your misery.

0points

Mistralok 2 years ago

For race horses

0points

D 2 years ago

The hot glue or the bullet.... such an American choice

0points

Yvonne Blau 2 years ago

I would buy it just for the happy little tooth

0points

Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

Bowling pins too, for some unknown reason.

0points

Sofie 2 years ago

Kids do get to pick something from a box at the dentist, that I'm used to. Maybe this is like that? If you're a good patient you get to pick a small gift but your choices are limited to bowling pins or a gun 😅 The only way I can make sense of this.

0points

Davo gifman 2 years ago

I don't even want to know what the little bowling pins are for. 😳🥴

0points

Krazy Onion (KJ) 2 years ago

Supply and demand

0points

Pascale Pierloot 2 years ago

That's to light his cigar or a conversation starter if clients don't want to hear of quitting. 🧐

0points

otplus 2 years ago

so the doctor collecs teeth, well perhaps we sould pay attention a what type of game it is refering

0points

AnxietyRiddenMom 2 years ago

When they're playing Dr Kevorkian...

0points

best turtle 2 years ago

american healthcare kit

0points

Tiny Dancer 2 years ago

So much going on here, lol! I like how the little stethoscope drawing in the upper right corner looks like a horseshoe. Yeah, good luck with that, kiddo.

0points

sofacushionfort 2 years ago

(For US Pandas): Aspen Dental would really really like you to sign up for their extended treatment plan

0points

phil blanque 2 years ago

Bowling pins???

0points

~familia madrigal~ 2 years ago

actually they have 2 guns

0points

Aprl Fair 2 years ago

I love the things that look like pills that will definitely not end up in a childs mouth or be a choking hazard.

0points

Kishibe Angelo 2 years ago

your credit card decline for your birth treatment sooo.............

0points

Lindsey 2 years ago

What the heck are those mini bowling pin things supposed to be?

0points

Fraxinus excelsior 2 years ago

Suppositories?

1point

kori 2 years ago

how... fun

0points

Caffeinated Hedgehog 2 years ago

That's the tool for creating new patients

0points

Boreddd 2 years ago

Oh, you can't pay the bill for me saving you from a poisonous snake? Bring the snake in!

0points

Swastik34 2 years ago

First Kill Then Heal

0points

Mama Penguin 2 years ago

And your insurance still won't cover it.

0points

Chris Ganser 2 years ago

Just... What???

0points

River Webb 2 years ago

put you out of your misery

0points

O.M.Miki 2 years ago

i felt like every toy back in the 90's had a plastic gun it

-3points

#4

So I Bought An Already Creepy Looking Garfield Toy, But Then It Showed Up Vacuum Sealed, And Oh My God

Final score:

510points

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Q B F T 2 years ago

Ugh those nails

383points

#5

They Couldn't Find A Better Place To Blow Up This Toy

Final score:

471points

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Caffeinated Hedgehog 2 years ago

"Are you satisfied with your care?"

315points

However, psychologist Emma Kenny told The Guardian that fear is a natural response. “When you are reading a scary story to a child, or they’re reading to themselves, the child has got a level of control – they can put it down, or ask you to stop. And the story can raise a discussion, in which they can explore and explain the way they feel about a situation.”

Being frightened by a book or creepy kids toys, according to the psychologist, “helps forge resilience.”

“The world can be a scary place – children will get into situations where they're told off by teachers, or fall out with friends. Knowing how to confront fear is a good thing.”

#6

Meanwhile In Australia

Final score:

448points

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Molly Whuppie 2 years ago

It was a sculpture made by John C*x for the Currumbin Wildlife Hospital Foundation in Currumbin QLD, Australia. There were 21 different ones they auctioned off for the charity in 2016, including this one and a Sailor Moon one. If you search "Animals with Attitude Sculpture Trails" you can see more of them.

202points

#7

So I Was In The Toy Store And Saw This

Final score:

433points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

Okay WTF I thought those were real babies for 2 seconds straight

291points

#8

Evil Looking Teddy Bear I Found In The Children's Section

Final score:

430points

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KitFrey 2 years ago

I WOULD 10/10 BUY THIS

394points

The good thing is that many of us know that. At least intuitively. The Book People’s survey also discovered that while a third of parents avoided books with scary characters, 78% said that baddies helped children “differentiate between good and evil,” 53% that they helped children “learn to cope with difficult situations,” and 48% that they help conquer fears.

“Children are often being wrapped up in cotton wool,” Kenny added. “Risk and fear are something we need in childhood. We know that people who take risks, in the long term, do better than those who don’t … And how can you feel safe and secure until you know what it’s like to be afraid? Anything that gives you a wide range of emotions in a safe and controlled environment is great.”

#9

The Impossible Beauty Standards Of Chinese Dolls

Final score:

425points

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Buren 2 years ago

There is no way the doll on the left can wear mask unless it's underwear-shaped

196points

#10

Pikachu? I Haven't Heard That Name In Years

Final score:

411points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

CHONKYCHU

418points

#11

Yes, This Will Help My Child Learn About Proper Dental Care. Not Terrify Them

Final score:

399points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago (edited)

Oh hush, they're laughing at their boss' jokes

140points

#12

This Rather Disturbing Ball Launcher Toy

Final score:

389points

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Bardhi's Dad 2 years ago

+18 toy

244points

Some of the most common childhood fears are:

Being alone;
The dark;
Dogs or other big animals;
Bugs;
Heights;
Getting shots or going to the doctor;
Unfamiliar or loud noises;
Imaginary monsters — the “thing” under the bed, etc.

#13

Another Fantastic Toy

Final score:

385points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

With those hands too....xd looks like he's expecting company.

222points

#14

I Choose You, Chikapu

Final score:

377points

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Robert T 2 years ago

Such cheeky little eyes!

201points

#15

Rubber Duckies That Float Upside Down

Final score:

366points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

Aquatic ostriches Alamy_A14A...f11b44.jpg

131points

#16

A Ride-On Toy For Kids

Final score:

365points

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Fred Bigox 2 years ago

Someone screwed up there

216points

But again, “Being afraid sometimes is a normal, healthy part of growing up,” says Elianna Platt, MA, LMSW, a licensed social worker. And, while kids do unfortunately sometimes face things that are truly frightening, most childhood fears, like these funny creepy toys, for instance, don't represent an actual threat — the “monster” in the closet is just an old coat you’ve been meaning to donate — which means they actually present an ideal chance for kids to work on their self-regulation skills. But for that to happen, parents have to address their own anxiety first.

#17

Bear Anatomy Toy

Final score:

352points

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Jihana 2 years ago

Woah, how cool is that?? I want it!

301points

#18

It Was Time For Thomas To Leave, He Had Seen Everything

Final score:

349points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

That's Tuomasi, Thomas' cousin sister

174points

#19

Blob Fish And Yoda Has Something Going Apparently

Final score:

345points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

That's a goblin

181points

#20

McDonald's Happy Meal Toy

Final score:

336points

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KitFrey 2 years ago

I'd want it lol

123points

“We want to give kids the chance to practice getting through difficult situations,” Platt adds, “but for a lot of parents, that’s easier said than done.”

When you see your child in distress, the natural response is to want to make it better, especially if the fix seems easy. But even though jumping in might help your child be less afraid in the moment, in the long run, it can actually make it more difficult for them to learn how to calm themselves down. “If kids get the message that mom or dad will always be there to do the comforting, there isn’t much incentive, or opportunity, to learn how to do it themselves.”

So if they, for example, stumble across creepy toys, try to allow them to make sense of it on their own.

#21

They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer

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334points

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Myrtille rat 2 years ago

Why ? KKK is an American thing and they can't buy the Kinder surprise anyways

199points

#22

Chinese LEGO Never Disappoint

Final score:

322points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

tbf, that'd be a good set to make a stop motion parody movie with. Do they do a tiny putin one?

199points

#23

I Was In My Local Pet Store Looking For A New Dog Toy, Errm What?

Final score:

321points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

All I can say is I hope my missus is getting royalties for the modelling work.

155points

#24

My Pug Grow-In-Water-Toy That Was Only Half In The Water

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314points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

Lockdown pug has been on the kibble.

212points

Once you know that you're child is afraid of someone, let them know you're taking the situation seriously. “When a kid says something’s scary, there's a pretty good chance that we as adults don’t think it’s scary,” Rachel Busman, PsyD, a clinical psychologist at the Child Mind Institute, explained. “But we always want to start by validating their feelings.”

For example, instead of “Oh come on, that wasn't scary!” or “What is there to be afraid of?” try something like, “Wow, it sounds like you were scared!” or, “I know a lot of kids worry about that.” It goes without saying that even though we find these funny creepy toys on the list amusing, your kid might actually be frightened of them.

#25

So I Found This Monkey In The Attic

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308points

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River Webb 2 years ago

burn the whole house down

347points

#26

I Found This At A Toy Store In Portland

Final score:

307points

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Luka Nothing 2 years ago

I have so many questions, and zero answers

236points

#27

Lord Of The Rings Toy (Bilbo Baggins) Looks Like An Addict

Final score:

299points

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Helenium 2 years ago

is that RIck lol

111points

#28

This Toy Ambulance Says "Meat" On It

Final score:

298points

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Anthony W. Balsamo 2 years ago

Slang for ambulance is "Meat Wagon" so technically, it's accurate.

157points

Once you've offered reassurance it's important to move on quickly. "We don’t want to dwell on offering comfort around the scary thing, because even that can become reinforcing and take on a life of its own," Dr. Busman said. Rather, start talking about how you’ll work together to help him start feeling braver and get to the point where he’s able to manage the fear by himself.

#29

Vintage Clown Toys

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296points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

The one behind looks like he's seen a nice bit of ass, but not the corporate email about sexual harassment in the workplace

236points

#30

This Old Toothbrush With Bristles At The End Of The Barrel Of A Toy Gun - The Trigger Even Clicks When Pulled

Final score:

292points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

Brilliant! Genius!!

89points

#31

He Looks Like He Just Saw A Ghost

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284points

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V33333P 2 years ago

Looks like he saw the train with the monocle a few posts up

76points

#32

My Family And I Use This Gollum Toy To Hold The Money When We Play Cards

Final score:

280points

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Luka Nothing 2 years ago

I think it wants more

135points

But not all fears are the same. “[The ones] that don’t interfere with a child's life don't always need getting over,” Dr. Busman said.

So if your little one doesn’t like scary movies, for instance, that's fine. It may actually be a testament to his self-advocacy skills, Dr. Busman noted. “Deciding, ‘I don’t like these, I’m not going to watch’ is your child standing up for his needs and saying, 'This is my limit.'”

Which, I guess, kids said about most of these terrifyingly funny toys.

#33

My Boss Asked Me If I Could Make His Kids A Plush Toy. I Hope He Realizes That I Can Only Make Creepy Ones

Final score:

274points

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Ged Maybury 2 years ago

Tim Burton is proud of you!

193points

#34

TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Trolls

Final score:

272points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

pretty funky tbf

95points

#35

This Yoda Toy Kinda Looks Like Bill Cosby

Final score:

271points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

Neither is one you'd wanna see when first waking up.

159points

#36

Found This At A Toy Store

Final score:

265points

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

"They'd been talking about it for weeks but... but I didn't take them seriously!"

172points

#37

Defective Pikachonk

Final score:

262points

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Red Hair Blue Soul 2 years ago

Pandemic Pounds Pikachu

136points

#38

There's A Nightmare In My Boot

Final score:

259points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

Someone get Woody an exorcism!

123points

#39

These Ride-A-Long Toys In A Mall

Final score:

243points

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Jaguarundi 2 years ago

So much for SpongeBob and Patrick just being "really good friends".

233points

#40

Thomas Has Seen Better Days

Final score:

236points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

Thomas the Tanked up Engine

142points

#41

A Dollar Store Easter Toy That Shoots Foam Balls. But It's Not His Mouth, And It's Not His Nose

Final score:

232points

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BreGerEu 2 years ago

It is a big pimple to squeeze out. Learning puberty. Nothing wrong with that 😊

132points

#42

This Creepy LEGO Face I Found While Sorting Out A Box Of Toys

Final score:

229points

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Don Flynn 2 years ago

Oh that's Creeper Lego guy.

88points

#43

Lesa Sompsan

Final score:

218points

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MJ 2 years ago

She's having an allergy attack

104points

#44

The New Amiibo Look Cool

Final score:

216points

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K- THULU 2 years ago

I think pikachu farted

192points

#45

Christmas Carol Dolls, Made To Look Like They're Singing

Final score:

210points

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K- THULU 2 years ago

Is that after you stick them on top of the Christmas tree?

182points

#46

Batman From Infinity War

Final score:

210points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

He saw Robin laying an egg.

191points

#47

This Quite Terrifying Dobby Toy I Came Across In The Range, UK

Final score:

200points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

Dobby just saw Lucius and Narcissa doing it

128points

#48

Wanna Buy Some Babies In Jars?

Final score:

199points

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Bardhi's Dad 2 years ago

But, why???

83points

#49

This "Soda" Dog Toy That Looks Like Poop In A Cup

Final score:

199points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

"Hi... I'm Max and if you pour some vodka in here we can be best fwends forever"

87points

#50

Goku’s Ugly Twin

Final score:

184points

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mulk 2 years ago (edited)

Kaaaaaaaa..meeeeeeh aaaaargh meeeeeh aaaargh

91points

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#51

Found This In The Skip At Work. Thrown Away. Still With Its Box. Unbelievable

Final score:

60points

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Jihana 2 years ago

Ok, that is dope!

28points

#52

IKEA's Big Bad Wolf Toy Comes With A Grandma Doll That Fits In His Stomach

Final score:

59points

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Boreddd 2 years ago

I had this, it's still at my grandparents house. You can get ur hand trough its stomach and out trough its mouth. It's terrifying

29points

#53

Friend Sent Me This Tiny Toy. I Think She Forgot That I Live At 10,000 Feet

Final score:

58points

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s. vitkovitsky 2 years ago

Who knew toys need sufficient atmospheric pressure!

38points

#54

This Wonder Woman Toy In Target Today Looks Like Superman In Drag. Merry Christmas

Final score:

57points

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Bazinga 2 years ago

notice its for 17 and up

35points

#55

This Pikachu My Girlfriend Gave Me For Christmas

Final score:

56points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

Pika-doh

22points

#56

Meet Baby Emily, Crochet Doll

Final score:

56points

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Dan Lindholm 2 years ago

This is why smallpox vaccines was invented

56points

#57

Week Nights At Teddy’s

Final score:

56points

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KitFrey 2 years ago

I love bootleg fnaf merchandise

29points

#58

This Children’s Toy That Looks Really Stoned

Final score:

55points

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Roborowski 2 years ago

I'm sure he sees pink elephants

27points

#59

"No, This Is Patrick"

Final score:

55points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

When the client changes the business requirements halfway through a project

51points

#60

The Creepiest Toy I Have Ever Seen - At My Friend's House In Bushwick

Final score:

55points

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Mama Penguin 2 years ago

The only Halloween decoration you'll ever need.

30points

#61

This Is What Happens When You Illegally Breed Humans And Trains

Final score:

52points

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River Webb 2 years ago

sophisticated Thomas

26points

#62

This Weird Chinese Bootleg Is Homer Simpson. I Don't Even Know Where I Got It Or How Long I've Had It, But I Don't Think It Was Legally Manufactured

Final score:

52points

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droogish 2 years ago

signed by Matt Groening himself.

14points

#63

What Happened To You, Spidey?

Final score:

52points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

The Wasp and Spiderman had a fight. The Wasp won.

35points

#64

This Toy Rabbit

Final score:

51points

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Myrtille rat 2 years ago

obviously the rabbit of Caerbannog ,add some red coloring around the mouth and put it next to your Monthy Python collection

73points

#65

When My Sister Was 8-9-Years-Old This Doll Was Her Favourite Toy

Final score:

50points

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Luka Nothing 2 years ago

How

19points

#66

Found This Creepy Toy The Other Day

Final score:

50points

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Goth mouse (they/them) 2 years ago

It looks like its from the fake documentary Mermaids: The Body Found! I want it! 😍

21points

#67

If We're Showing Off Creepy Dentist Props

Final score:

49points

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BreGerEu 2 years ago

This one looks ridiculous good. I would put it in my flat.

13points

#68

Meet Grziz

Final score:

49points

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Jo Choto 2 years ago

Who upside-downed my snoot?

10points

#69

How To Make Kids Terrified To Start Fires

Final score:

49points

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K- THULU 2 years ago

Smokey or smokin?

19points

#70

These Are The Kinds Of Toys We Have In England

Final score:

47points

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Kay blue 2 years ago

Not as creepy as the original.

32points

#71

The Simpsonsns

Final score:

46points

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Trigga 2 years ago

Yeah... they look high

13points

#72

Does Anyone Know What This Creepy Plush Is From, Found In Goodwill Donation

Final score:

46points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

He looks sad. He knows whoever put him together was a monster

26points

#73

Let's Play

Final score:

46points

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Fred Bigox 2 years ago

Let's not!!

30points

#74

This Monstrosity I Found In A Gift Shop

Final score:

45points

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Michał Słowik 2 years ago

Why is it holding a crowbar?

24points

#75

Toy Story 5: Woody Gets Swole

Final score:

45points

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River Webb 2 years ago

woody sure is jacked

18points

#76

These Children Toys Will Create Some Weird Offspring

Final score:

45points

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jUst MEat 2 years ago

Heavy Petting Zoo

54points

#77

Cute Little Joker Stuffed Toy

Final score:

44points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

Looks real good

10points

#78

Craigslist Find: 1966 Jumpin Mrs. Potato Head

Final score:

44points

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Luka Nothing 2 years ago

Yeah, jump in your throat and dust

7points

#79

My Wife’s “Mario” From Spain

Final score:

43points

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Steve 2 years ago

It's the missing third brother, Unmaro.

17points

#80

I Don't Even Know How To Describe This. Found It At My Local Supermarket

Final score:

40points

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Mama Penguin 2 years ago

If Spongebob and a Minion had a child.

25points

#81

Elsa, You Look Different

Final score:

39points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

Elsa has been on the sauce.

17points

#82

This "Pikachu" I Found On A Fair A Couple Years Ago

Final score:

39points

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Mohsie Supposie 2 years ago

Now comes with a FREE fly!

32points

#83

One Abomination Of A Ride At The Mall

Final score:

39points

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KitFrey 2 years ago

Cheezits rice that's almost worse than a mario one I've seen

6points

#84

This Was Sitting In My Dentist's Office. Staring At Me While I Waited For The Dentist. It's A Doll To Teach Kids How To Brush Their Teeth

Final score:

39points

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Braineating Spleen 2 years ago

WhY dO dentists dO This!!!

19points

#85

I Thought There Was A Child In This Elmo Toy

Final score:

38points

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Bookworm Axel 2 years ago (edited)

It looks like he’s gonna eat the child

27points

#86

Do You Think This Is A Scary Doll For A 5-Year-Old?

Final score:

38points

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Mama Penguin 2 years ago

If you pull the string in the back, it says: Let's burn the house down

28points

#87

Found At A Halloween Party In City Hall

Final score:

37points

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Ged Maybury 2 years ago

Oh that's just one of those cute toys they make - to teach vampire children how to brush their teeth.

30points

#88

Another Dental Prop. I Used This Alligator, I Named Him Alvin, To Teach Oral Hygiene To Preschoolers. It Was For A Nursing School Rotation

The kids loved him and he became my sidekick for the rest of my semester at the preschool.

cameron-jansen Report

Final score:

36points

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ThreeFrogsInATrenchcoat 2 years ago

This one’s a bit cute, actually

17points

#89

High Olaf

Final score:

36points

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Owen Eshelman 2 years ago

He’s melting

9points

#90

This Plush Toy

Final score:

36points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

Napoleon Dynamite

27points

#91

Why Is This A Child's Toy And Who Picked The Name

Final score:

36points

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Mama Penguin 2 years ago

Me going through 2021.

21points

#92

An Empty Psy Teddy Bear Water Ring Game You Can't Fill With His Testicles As Controls. I Used To Collect Knock-Off Toys. This Is My Favorite

Final score:

35points

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Myrtille rat 2 years ago

if your testicles are placed where the ovaries are.. yes

19points

#93

A Toy That Expands Into A Dino In Water Turned Into This Monstrosity

Final score:

35points

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Miles Mawyer 2 years ago

If you look at it long enough you can almost hear it saying "Killlll meeeeeeee..."

24points

#94

Found This In My Parents' Basement. Does Anyone Remember What This Was From Or What His Name Is?

Final score:

35points

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jUst MEat 2 years ago

Food Fighters Figure - Mattel f38377288f...644a9d.jpg

31points

#95

A “Bunny” We Found At The Thrift Store

Final score:

35points

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Ged Maybury 2 years ago

Awwww ... kawaii!

16points

#96

Toy From 1963, The Big Loo

Final score:

35points

POST

Ged Maybury 2 years ago

Early prototype of the Star Trek medical scanner. This one had to be inserted.

10points

#97

That's Scary

Final score:

34points

POST

Ged Maybury 2 years ago

Meh, that's every Anime character ever drawn.

35points

#98

Found The Legendary Green Mario Toy

Final score:

34points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

Cool. And probably not a mishap. You can get a Green Luigi suit in Mario Odyssey.

18points

#99

I Found Mr. Bill At An Estate Sale. He Came Home With Me

Final score:

34points

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s. vitkovitsky 2 years ago

Oh, noooooo!

14points

#100

Found This In A Souvenir Shop In Poland - I Present To You: Minionchu

Final score:

34points

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ThreeFrogsInATrenchcoat 2 years ago

That’s actually really adorable and I want it

10points

#101

Looks More Like Jesus If You Ask Me

Final score:

34points

POST

Mama Penguin 2 years ago

That's a Strange looking figurine.

14points

#102

Kids' Meal Spongebob Toy

Final score:

32points

POST

s. vitkovitsky 2 years ago

More illegal breeding.

21points

#103

Off-Brand Barry B. Benson (From The Bee Movie) I Found In My House. He Absolutely Will Steal Your Soul And Eat Your Children

Final score:

32points

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Maya Forbes 2 years ago

Ya like jazz?

15points

#104

Smile To The Camera, Kids

Final score:

31points

POST

Owen Eshelman 2 years ago

So that’s we’re grandpas dentures went

9points

#105

This Spongebob Toy

Final score:

31points

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Arcade Fire_Fan 2 years ago

TELLI-BOB I FOUND YOU!

9points

#106

This Thing I Bought For My Son: You Don't See The Actual Toy Until You Open The Package. It Literally Advertises: "Seems Real"

Final score:

31points

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Lilla Ontherun 2 years ago

...after a car run over it.

30points

#107

“Pikachu” Spotted In A Movie Theater Claw Game

Final score:

31points

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Jihana 2 years ago

🎵 I'm blue da ba dee da ba di 🎵

26points

#108

It Has 9 Legs

Final score:

30points

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Lori Rommel 2 years ago

Try as I might, I only see eight. But if that was good enough for Odin ...

58points