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#2

Somebody's Drugged The Waterhole

Final score:

535points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

Woody's fed up of life

164points

While I understand why people wouldn't like these creepy toys in their homes, shielding kids from scariness entirely isn't ideal either.

A survey of 1,003 UK parents by online bookseller The Book People found that 33% would steer clear of books for their children containing frightening characters. Asked about the fictional creations from children’s books they found scariest as kids, a fifth of parents cited the Wicked Witch of the West from L Frank Baum’s The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, with the Child Catcher from Ian Fleming’s Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang in second place. Third was the Big Bad Wolf, in his grandmother-swallowing Little Red Riding Hood incarnation, fourth was the Grand High Witch from Roald Dahl’s The Witches, and fifth, Cruella de Vil, from Dodie Smith’s The Hundred and One Dalmatians.

#3

Broken Leg? No Worries, The Doctor Has A Gun

Final score:

515points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

When you can't pay the medical bill ....

414points

#4

So I Bought An Already Creepy Looking Garfield Toy, But Then It Showed Up Vacuum Sealed, And Oh My God

Final score:

510points

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Q B F T 2 years ago

Ugh those nails

383points

#5

They Couldn't Find A Better Place To Blow Up This Toy

Final score:

471points

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Caffeinated Hedgehog 2 years ago

"Are you satisfied with your care?"

315points

DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂🤣💀

37points

lol idk 2 years ago

You, sir, just won the comment of the year 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

33points

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 2 years ago

I hate this. Here have an upvote.

14points

Tinder of the SkyWings 2 years ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks I needed that. You deserve a medal.

11points

lonewolfdraws 2 years ago

sighhhhhhh i hate u but at the same time THANK YOU

6points

Ella Adams 2 years ago

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

6points

Rand0m_Cat 2 years ago

On a scale of 1-10 how would you rate this?

4points

Persephone 2 years ago

I think Baymax is MAX satisfied with his...

3points

Persephone 2 years ago

😂🤣 perfect!!

3points

Nikki Barroso 2 years ago

Almost all these character balloons have penises these days

2points

James Richter 2 years ago

LOL ROTL

2points

ThAt ScOrPiO (they/them) 2 years ago

my brain went somewhere else fast

1point

Persephone 2 years ago

Don't let him check your temperature!

1point

MisterE 2 years ago

He is... 😉

1point

Em 2 years ago

No

0points

Bruno Madrigal 2 years ago (edited)

"Baymax senpai~"

0points

GoddessOdd 2 years ago

It's the tiny pink tip that sends it over the top

33points

DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago (edited)

Bahahahahahahaaaa

30points

Caro Caro 2 years ago

LOL

7points

Mistralok 2 years ago

Entirely new definition for the term "blow job."

27points

Bardhi's Dad 2 years ago

That expression of his face tells all.

18points

Falcon 2 years ago

He takes care of all your medical needs and more. 😏

14points

Robert T 2 years ago

He's a tripod!

10points

Lara Verne 2 years ago

Baymax's cousin, Blowmeh.

8points

Shyla Clay 2 years ago

Well, dolls are supposed to be anatomically correct these days....

7points

Koenigsegg Jesko 2 years ago

its a balloon, not a doll

5points

Meridith 2 years ago

no, no they could not.

5points

possessed imp 2 years ago

low battery

5points

weewoo 2 years ago

LMAO WHAT MY MUM WOULD NEVER

5points

Succulent 2 years ago

Please say you don't have to put your mouth there

4points

Munchkin 2 years ago

don't roast the poor toy it is trying to accomplish its ambition of turning into the michelin man

4points

Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

Oh, come on! You can't convince me this wasn't done on purpose.

4points

Supreme Gamer 2 years ago

yes it was

0points

Jiaxuan Xu 2 years ago

Goes to the bathrooms to pee helium.

3points

Time2Roll86🇺🇦 2 years ago

Big Baymax Boner

3points

Pascale Pierloot 2 years ago

Easily hidden in plain sight and no one would suspect having your way with that 3 times a week. 🤣

3points

glowworm2 2 years ago

Baymaxx voice: Oh no

3points

GenericPanda09 2 years ago

Standing to attention too I see. 'Reporting for orgy duty, Saaaah'

3points

John Montgomery 2 years ago

Baymax is happy to see you.

2points

Persephone 2 years ago

Haha

1point

Micah 2 years ago

"Are you gonna see Big Hero 6? I heard he hangs dong."

2points

Def not Mr. C 2 years ago

Hey...... I can help with that

2points

Shelly Reed 2 years ago

I just don't have any words 😅

2points

Chris Keel 2 years ago

Makes me think of the movie Airplane

2points

Guy Incognito 2 years ago

Shirley your joking right?

0points

~familia madrigal~ 2 years ago

welllll........i always wondered if he was male or just gender neutral..........

2points

Its Me 2 years ago

Baemax has been upgraded with a new “Sensor”

1point

Spaghetti 2 years ago

oh i bet they knew what they were doing

1point

Robert Hernandez 2 years ago

Anything other than basic care is extra...how much extra is up to you.

1point

BLACKMAJIC 2 years ago

Ummm so see what happened was if you put it anywhere else it will still look weird so…

1point

Hollysmom 2 years ago

Perv toying

1point

Queerios 2 years ago

NOOOOOOOO

1point

Leslie Harris 2 years ago

balloon, not toy, and why not put it on the end of the foot?

1point

Tammilee Truitt 2 years ago

Pedophiles hiding in plain sight.

1point

Pascale Pierloot 2 years ago

Ah the grandfather of all sex dolls. Imagine marrying that?

1point

TheGooseFromspace 2 years ago

It's perfect the way it is

1point

Emily Jones 2 years ago

you have to give him a blow job to inflate him

1point

Henry Edison Jurman 2 years ago

The rule 30 four community: *nervous sweating*

1point

Quasar 2 years ago

balalala

1point

Sahara Reals 1 year ago

This is so f****d up

0points

Sandra Amazing Star 1 year ago

wait- what if we blew it- would it look like we are sucking his- nevermind

0points

Ashley Spurlock 2 years ago

"Hero.. it's not what it looks like.."

0points

Writer Panda (she/her) 2 years ago

O.o

0points

Ilene Dover 2 years ago

Reminds me of Otto the inflatable CO-Pilot from Airplane The Movie. When he was deflating, Julie Hagerty was in need of re-inflating him and the valve was in the same place. After she re-inflated Otto, they both enjoyed a cigarette.

0points

boba_cat 2 years ago

i will never see baymax the same again

0points

Ilene Dover 2 years ago

Does anybody remember Otto the autopilot from Airplane The Movie? Otto was deflating, and the stewardess was refilling him via the valve in the same location as above. Afterwards, they were both enjoying a cigarette

0points

Evelyn Haskins 2 years ago

At least he is well endowed!

0points

Mumof1 2 years ago

What IS it?

0points

MaryJane Doe 2 years ago

Baymax is the GOAT !

0points

Jackie Wacky 2 years ago

That was deliberate: the designers were bored that day.

0points

Arcana 2 years ago

It has a tail

0points

Okido 2 years ago

This gives the word "blowjob" a whole new meaning...

0points

Christine Peverley 2 years ago

Looking at that face, he got no complaints.

0points

J J 2 years ago

Who wants to blow a robot!

0points

Jeff Diamond 2 years ago

That looks like a balloon... that's an unfortunate place to put the stick.

0points

Alicia Wolfe 2 years ago

OMG LOL..Why do I get the image of that inflatable pilot from the movie Airplane..

0points

Steve Fischer 2 years ago

Practice makes perfect

0points

Betsy Novack 2 years ago

I hear there is a waiting list to have this Johnny Wad Holmes as an escort.

0points

Trisha Howson 2 years ago

Don't look at it man. I don't have pants on it ant my fault it embrassing enough as it is!!!!!

0points

Bojan Djordjevic 2 years ago

I think that's the perfect place ;)

0points

Kevin Warner 2 years ago

Airplane! Autopilot was losing air!!!

0points

Ali 2 years ago

ayoo

0points

Animalsrgreat 2 years ago

Yes they could, but why miss an opportunity.

0points

Peter Liddle 2 years ago

They knew exactly what they were doing..

0points

M. A. McKnight 2 years ago

I think I'll call him "Foley"

0points

ColdBlooded 2 years ago

It needs underwear.

0points

Panda 2 years ago

H

0points

Ilvana Babic 2 years ago

...and mommy bought it!

0points

RatherLoopy 2 years ago

Airplane-A...c63efe.jpg

0points

debrina blackmoon 2 years ago

😣😑😖😳

0points

Ernie Tabuena 2 years ago

It’s the autopilot from “Airplane!”

0points

Brightheart 2 years ago

best pic so far lol

0points

Michael Sanders 2 years ago

reminds me of the scene from Airplane!

0points

An Unpopular Opinion. 2 years ago

Oh dear

0points

glowworm2 2 years ago

There’s a bunch of kid balloons like this. I’ve seen a Spider-man one with the same spot to blow him up.

0points

However, psychologist Emma Kenny told The Guardian that fear is a natural response. “When you are reading a scary story to a child, or they’re reading to themselves, the child has got a level of control – they can put it down, or ask you to stop. And the story can raise a discussion, in which they can explore and explain the way they feel about a situation.”

Being frightened by a book or creepy kids toys, according to the psychologist, “helps forge resilience.”

“The world can be a scary place – children will get into situations where they're told off by teachers, or fall out with friends. Knowing how to confront fear is a good thing.”

#6

Meanwhile In Australia

Final score:

448points

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Molly Whuppie 2 years ago

It was a sculpture made by John C*x for the Currumbin Wildlife Hospital Foundation in Currumbin QLD, Australia. There were 21 different ones they auctioned off for the charity in 2016, including this one and a Sailor Moon one. If you search "Animals with Attitude Sculpture Trails" you can see more of them.

202points

#7

So I Was In The Toy Store And Saw This

Final score:

433points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

Okay WTF I thought those were real babies for 2 seconds straight

291points

#8

Evil Looking Teddy Bear I Found In The Children's Section

Final score:

430points

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KitFrey 2 years ago

I WOULD 10/10 BUY THIS

394points

The good thing is that many of us know that. At least intuitively. The Book People’s survey also discovered that while a third of parents avoided books with scary characters, 78% said that baddies helped children “differentiate between good and evil,” 53% that they helped children “learn to cope with difficult situations,” and 48% that they help conquer fears.

“Children are often being wrapped up in cotton wool,” Kenny added. “Risk and fear are something we need in childhood. We know that people who take risks, in the long term, do better than those who don’t … And how can you feel safe and secure until you know what it’s like to be afraid? Anything that gives you a wide range of emotions in a safe and controlled environment is great.”

#9

The Impossible Beauty Standards Of Chinese Dolls

Final score:

425points

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Buren 2 years ago

There is no way the doll on the left can wear mask unless it's underwear-shaped

196points

#10

Pikachu? I Haven't Heard That Name In Years

Final score:

411points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

CHONKYCHU

418points

#11

Yes, This Will Help My Child Learn About Proper Dental Care. Not Terrify Them

Final score:

399points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago (edited)

Oh hush, they're laughing at their boss' jokes

140points

#12

This Rather Disturbing Ball Launcher Toy

Final score:

389points

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Bardhi's Dad 2 years ago

+18 toy

244points

Some of the most common childhood fears are:

Being alone;
The dark;
Dogs or other big animals;
Bugs;
Heights;
Getting shots or going to the doctor;
Unfamiliar or loud noises;
Imaginary monsters — the “thing” under the bed, etc.

#13

Another Fantastic Toy

Final score:

385points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

With those hands too....xd looks like he's expecting company.

222points

#14

I Choose You, Chikapu

Final score:

377points

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Robert T 2 years ago

Such cheeky little eyes!

201points

#15

Rubber Duckies That Float Upside Down

Final score:

366points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

Aquatic ostriches Alamy_A14A...f11b44.jpg

131points

#16

A Ride-On Toy For Kids

Final score:

365points

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Fred Bigox 2 years ago

Someone screwed up there

216points

But again, “Being afraid sometimes is a normal, healthy part of growing up,” says Elianna Platt, MA, LMSW, a licensed social worker. And, while kids do unfortunately sometimes face things that are truly frightening, most childhood fears, like these funny creepy toys, for instance, don't represent an actual threat — the “monster” in the closet is just an old coat you’ve been meaning to donate — which means they actually present an ideal chance for kids to work on their self-regulation skills. But for that to happen, parents have to address their own anxiety first.

#17

Bear Anatomy Toy

Final score:

352points

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Jihana 2 years ago

Woah, how cool is that?? I want it!

301points

#18

It Was Time For Thomas To Leave, He Had Seen Everything

Final score:

349points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

That's Tuomasi, Thomas' cousin sister

174points

#19

Blob Fish And Yoda Has Something Going Apparently

Final score:

345points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

That's a goblin

181points

#20

McDonald's Happy Meal Toy

Final score:

336points

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KitFrey 2 years ago

I'd want it lol

123points

“We want to give kids the chance to practice getting through difficult situations,” Platt adds, “but for a lot of parents, that’s easier said than done.”

When you see your child in distress, the natural response is to want to make it better, especially if the fix seems easy. But even though jumping in might help your child be less afraid in the moment, in the long run, it can actually make it more difficult for them to learn how to calm themselves down. “If kids get the message that mom or dad will always be there to do the comforting, there isn’t much incentive, or opportunity, to learn how to do it themselves.”

So if they, for example, stumble across creepy toys, try to allow them to make sense of it on their own.

#21

They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer

Final score:

334points

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Myrtille rat 2 years ago

Why ? KKK is an American thing and they can't buy the Kinder surprise anyways

199points

#22

Chinese LEGO Never Disappoint

Final score:

322points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

tbf, that'd be a good set to make a stop motion parody movie with. Do they do a tiny putin one?

199points

#23

I Was In My Local Pet Store Looking For A New Dog Toy, Errm What?

Final score:

321points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

All I can say is I hope my missus is getting royalties for the modelling work.

155points

#24

My Pug Grow-In-Water-Toy That Was Only Half In The Water

Final score:

314points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

Lockdown pug has been on the kibble.

212points

Once you know that you're child is afraid of someone, let them know you're taking the situation seriously. “When a kid says something’s scary, there's a pretty good chance that we as adults don’t think it’s scary,” Rachel Busman, PsyD, a clinical psychologist at the Child Mind Institute, explained. “But we always want to start by validating their feelings.”

For example, instead of “Oh come on, that wasn't scary!” or “What is there to be afraid of?” try something like, “Wow, it sounds like you were scared!” or, “I know a lot of kids worry about that.” It goes without saying that even though we find these funny creepy toys on the list amusing, your kid might actually be frightened of them.

#25

So I Found This Monkey In The Attic

Final score:

308points

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River Webb 2 years ago

burn the whole house down

347points

#26

I Found This At A Toy Store In Portland

Final score:

307points

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Luka Nothing 2 years ago

I have so many questions, and zero answers

236points

#27

Lord Of The Rings Toy (Bilbo Baggins) Looks Like An Addict

Final score:

299points

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Helenium 2 years ago

is that RIck lol

111points

#28

This Toy Ambulance Says "Meat" On It

Final score:

298points

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Anthony W. Balsamo 2 years ago

Slang for ambulance is "Meat Wagon" so technically, it's accurate.

157points

Once you've offered reassurance it's important to move on quickly. "We don’t want to dwell on offering comfort around the scary thing, because even that can become reinforcing and take on a life of its own," Dr. Busman said. Rather, start talking about how you’ll work together to help him start feeling braver and get to the point where he’s able to manage the fear by himself.

#29

Vintage Clown Toys

Final score:

296points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

The one behind looks like he's seen a nice bit of ass, but not the corporate email about sexual harassment in the workplace

236points

#30

This Old Toothbrush With Bristles At The End Of The Barrel Of A Toy Gun - The Trigger Even Clicks When Pulled

Final score:

292points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

Brilliant! Genius!!

89points

#31

He Looks Like He Just Saw A Ghost

Final score:

284points

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V33333P 2 years ago

Looks like he saw the train with the monocle a few posts up

76points

#32

My Family And I Use This Gollum Toy To Hold The Money When We Play Cards

Final score:

280points

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Luka Nothing 2 years ago

I think it wants more

135points

But not all fears are the same. “[The ones] that don’t interfere with a child's life don't always need getting over,” Dr. Busman said.

So if your little one doesn’t like scary movies, for instance, that's fine. It may actually be a testament to his self-advocacy skills, Dr. Busman noted. “Deciding, ‘I don’t like these, I’m not going to watch’ is your child standing up for his needs and saying, 'This is my limit.'”

Which, I guess, kids said about most of these terrifyingly funny toys.

#33

My Boss Asked Me If I Could Make His Kids A Plush Toy. I Hope He Realizes That I Can Only Make Creepy Ones

Final score:

274points

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Ged Maybury 2 years ago

Tim Burton is proud of you!

193points

#34

TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Trolls

Final score:

272points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

pretty funky tbf

95points

#35

This Yoda Toy Kinda Looks Like Bill Cosby

Final score:

271points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

Neither is one you'd wanna see when first waking up.

159points

#36

Found This At A Toy Store

Final score:

265points

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

"They'd been talking about it for weeks but... but I didn't take them seriously!"

172points

#37

Defective Pikachonk

Final score:

262points

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Red Hair Blue Soul 2 years ago

Pandemic Pounds Pikachu

136points

#38

There's A Nightmare In My Boot

Final score:

259points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

Someone get Woody an exorcism!

123points

#39

These Ride-A-Long Toys In A Mall

Final score:

243points

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Jaguarundi 2 years ago

So much for SpongeBob and Patrick just being "really good friends".

233points

#40

Thomas Has Seen Better Days

Final score:

236points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

Thomas the Tanked up Engine

142points

#41

A Dollar Store Easter Toy That Shoots Foam Balls. But It's Not His Mouth, And It's Not His Nose

Final score:

232points

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BreGerEu 2 years ago

It is a big pimple to squeeze out. Learning puberty. Nothing wrong with that 😊

132points

#42

This Creepy LEGO Face I Found While Sorting Out A Box Of Toys

Final score:

229points

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Don Flynn 2 years ago

Oh that's Creeper Lego guy.

88points

#43

Lesa Sompsan

Final score:

218points

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MJ 2 years ago

She's having an allergy attack

104points

#44

The New Amiibo Look Cool

Final score:

216points

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K- THULU 2 years ago

I think pikachu farted

192points

#45

Christmas Carol Dolls, Made To Look Like They're Singing

Final score:

210points

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K- THULU 2 years ago

Is that after you stick them on top of the Christmas tree?

182points

#46

Batman From Infinity War

Final score:

210points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

He saw Robin laying an egg.

191points

#47

This Quite Terrifying Dobby Toy I Came Across In The Range, UK

Final score:

200points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

Dobby just saw Lucius and Narcissa doing it

128points

#48

Wanna Buy Some Babies In Jars?

Final score:

199points

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Bardhi's Dad 2 years ago

But, why???

83points

#49

This "Soda" Dog Toy That Looks Like Poop In A Cup

Final score:

199points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

"Hi... I'm Max and if you pour some vodka in here we can be best fwends forever"

87points

#50

Goku’s Ugly Twin

Final score:

184points

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mulk 2 years ago (edited)

Kaaaaaaaa..meeeeeeh aaaaargh meeeeeh aaaargh

91points

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#51

Found This In The Skip At Work. Thrown Away. Still With Its Box. Unbelievable

Final score:

60points

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Jihana 2 years ago

Ok, that is dope!

28points

#52

IKEA's Big Bad Wolf Toy Comes With A Grandma Doll That Fits In His Stomach

Final score:

59points

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Boreddd 2 years ago

I had this, it's still at my grandparents house. You can get ur hand trough its stomach and out trough its mouth. It's terrifying

29points

#53

Friend Sent Me This Tiny Toy. I Think She Forgot That I Live At 10,000 Feet

Final score:

58points

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s. vitkovitsky 2 years ago

Who knew toys need sufficient atmospheric pressure!

38points

#54

This Wonder Woman Toy In Target Today Looks Like Superman In Drag. Merry Christmas

Final score:

57points

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Bazinga 2 years ago

notice its for 17 and up

35points

#55

This Pikachu My Girlfriend Gave Me For Christmas

Final score:

56points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

Pika-doh

22points

#56

Meet Baby Emily, Crochet Doll

Final score:

56points

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Dan Lindholm 2 years ago

This is why smallpox vaccines was invented

56points

#57

Week Nights At Teddy’s

Final score:

56points

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KitFrey 2 years ago

I love bootleg fnaf merchandise

29points

#58

This Children’s Toy That Looks Really Stoned

Final score:

55points

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Roborowski 2 years ago

I'm sure he sees pink elephants

27points

#59

"No, This Is Patrick"

Final score:

55points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

When the client changes the business requirements halfway through a project

51points

#60

The Creepiest Toy I Have Ever Seen - At My Friend's House In Bushwick

Final score:

55points

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Mama Penguin 2 years ago

The only Halloween decoration you'll ever need.

30points

#61

This Is What Happens When You Illegally Breed Humans And Trains

Final score:

52points

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River Webb 2 years ago

sophisticated Thomas

26points

#62

This Weird Chinese Bootleg Is Homer Simpson. I Don't Even Know Where I Got It Or How Long I've Had It, But I Don't Think It Was Legally Manufactured

Final score:

52points

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droogish 2 years ago

signed by Matt Groening himself.

14points

#63

What Happened To You, Spidey?

Final score:

52points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

The Wasp and Spiderman had a fight. The Wasp won.

35points

#64

This Toy Rabbit

Final score:

51points

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Myrtille rat 2 years ago

obviously the rabbit of Caerbannog ,add some red coloring around the mouth and put it next to your Monthy Python collection

73points

#65

When My Sister Was 8-9-Years-Old This Doll Was Her Favourite Toy

Final score:

50points

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Luka Nothing 2 years ago

How

19points

#66

Found This Creepy Toy The Other Day

Final score:

50points

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Goth mouse (they/them) 2 years ago

It looks like its from the fake documentary Mermaids: The Body Found! I want it! 😍

21points

#67

If We're Showing Off Creepy Dentist Props

Final score:

49points

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BreGerEu 2 years ago

This one looks ridiculous good. I would put it in my flat.

13points

#68

Meet Grziz

Final score:

49points

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Jo Choto 2 years ago

Who upside-downed my snoot?

10points

#69

How To Make Kids Terrified To Start Fires

Final score:

49points

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K- THULU 2 years ago

Smokey or smokin?

19points

#70

These Are The Kinds Of Toys We Have In England

Final score:

47points

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Kay blue 2 years ago

Not as creepy as the original.

32points

#71

The Simpsonsns

Final score:

46points

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Trigga 2 years ago

Yeah... they look high

13points

#72

Does Anyone Know What This Creepy Plush Is From, Found In Goodwill Donation

Final score:

46points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

He looks sad. He knows whoever put him together was a monster

26points

#73

Let's Play

Final score:

46points

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Fred Bigox 2 years ago

Let's not!!

30points

#74

This Monstrosity I Found In A Gift Shop

Final score:

45points

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Michał Słowik 2 years ago

Why is it holding a crowbar?

24points

#75

Toy Story 5: Woody Gets Swole

Final score:

45points

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River Webb 2 years ago

woody sure is jacked

18points

#76

These Children Toys Will Create Some Weird Offspring

Final score:

45points

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jUst MEat 2 years ago

Heavy Petting Zoo

54points

#77

Cute Little Joker Stuffed Toy

Final score:

44points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

Looks real good

10points

#78

Craigslist Find: 1966 Jumpin Mrs. Potato Head

Final score:

44points

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Luka Nothing 2 years ago

Yeah, jump in your throat and dust

7points

#79

My Wife’s “Mario” From Spain

Final score:

43points

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Steve 2 years ago

It's the missing third brother, Unmaro.

17points

#80

I Don't Even Know How To Describe This. Found It At My Local Supermarket

Final score:

40points

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Mama Penguin 2 years ago

If Spongebob and a Minion had a child.

25points

#81

Elsa, You Look Different

Final score:

39points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

Elsa has been on the sauce.

17points

#82

This "Pikachu" I Found On A Fair A Couple Years Ago

Final score:

39points

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Mohsie Supposie 2 years ago

Now comes with a FREE fly!

32points

#83

One Abomination Of A Ride At The Mall

Final score:

39points

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KitFrey 2 years ago

Cheezits rice that's almost worse than a mario one I've seen

6points

#84

This Was Sitting In My Dentist's Office. Staring At Me While I Waited For The Dentist. It's A Doll To Teach Kids How To Brush Their Teeth

Final score:

39points

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Braineating Spleen 2 years ago

WhY dO dentists dO This!!!

19points

#85

I Thought There Was A Child In This Elmo Toy

Final score:

38points

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Bookworm Axel 2 years ago (edited)

It looks like he’s gonna eat the child

27points

#86

Do You Think This Is A Scary Doll For A 5-Year-Old?

Final score:

38points

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Mama Penguin 2 years ago

If you pull the string in the back, it says: Let's burn the house down

28points

#87

Found At A Halloween Party In City Hall

Final score:

37points

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Ged Maybury 2 years ago

Oh that's just one of those cute toys they make - to teach vampire children how to brush their teeth.

30points

#88

Another Dental Prop. I Used This Alligator, I Named Him Alvin, To Teach Oral Hygiene To Preschoolers. It Was For A Nursing School Rotation

The kids loved him and he became my sidekick for the rest of my semester at the preschool.

cameron-jansen Report

Final score:

36points

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ThreeFrogsInATrenchcoat 2 years ago

This one’s a bit cute, actually

17points

#89

High Olaf

Final score:

36points

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Owen Eshelman 2 years ago

He’s melting

9points

#90

This Plush Toy

Final score:

36points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

Napoleon Dynamite

27points

#91

Why Is This A Child's Toy And Who Picked The Name

Final score:

36points

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Mama Penguin 2 years ago

Me going through 2021.

21points

#92

An Empty Psy Teddy Bear Water Ring Game You Can't Fill With His Testicles As Controls. I Used To Collect Knock-Off Toys. This Is My Favorite

Final score:

35points

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Myrtille rat 2 years ago

if your testicles are placed where the ovaries are.. yes

19points

#93

A Toy That Expands Into A Dino In Water Turned Into This Monstrosity

Final score:

35points

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Miles Mawyer 2 years ago

If you look at it long enough you can almost hear it saying "Killlll meeeeeeee..."

24points

#94

Found This In My Parents' Basement. Does Anyone Remember What This Was From Or What His Name Is?

Final score:

35points

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jUst MEat 2 years ago

Food Fighters Figure - Mattel f38377288f...644a9d.jpg

31points

#95

A “Bunny” We Found At The Thrift Store

Final score:

35points

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Ged Maybury 2 years ago

Awwww ... kawaii!

16points

#96

Toy From 1963, The Big Loo

Final score:

35points

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Ged Maybury 2 years ago

Early prototype of the Star Trek medical scanner. This one had to be inserted.

10points

#97

That's Scary

Final score:

34points

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Ged Maybury 2 years ago

Meh, that's every Anime character ever drawn.

35points

#98

Found The Legendary Green Mario Toy

Final score:

34points

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Rabbit Carrot 2 years ago

Cool. And probably not a mishap. You can get a Green Luigi suit in Mario Odyssey.

18points

#99

I Found Mr. Bill At An Estate Sale. He Came Home With Me

Final score:

34points

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s. vitkovitsky 2 years ago

Oh, noooooo!

14points

#100

Found This In A Souvenir Shop In Poland - I Present To You: Minionchu

Final score:

34points

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ThreeFrogsInATrenchcoat 2 years ago

That’s actually really adorable and I want it

10points

#101

Looks More Like Jesus If You Ask Me

Final score:

34points

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Mama Penguin 2 years ago

That's a Strange looking figurine.

14points

#102

Kids' Meal Spongebob Toy

Final score:

32points

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s. vitkovitsky 2 years ago

More illegal breeding.

21points

#103

Off-Brand Barry B. Benson (From The Bee Movie) I Found In My House. He Absolutely Will Steal Your Soul And Eat Your Children

Final score:

32points

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Maya Forbes 2 years ago

Ya like jazz?

15points

#104

Smile To The Camera, Kids

Final score:

31points

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Owen Eshelman 2 years ago

So that’s we’re grandpas dentures went

9points

#105

This Spongebob Toy

Final score:

31points

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Arcade Fire_Fan 2 years ago

TELLI-BOB I FOUND YOU!

9points

#106

This Thing I Bought For My Son: You Don't See The Actual Toy Until You Open The Package. It Literally Advertises: "Seems Real"

Final score:

31points

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Lilla Ontherun 2 years ago

...after a car run over it.

30points

#107

“Pikachu” Spotted In A Movie Theater Claw Game

Final score:

31points

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Jihana 2 years ago

🎵 I'm blue da ba dee da ba di 🎵

26points

#108

It Has 9 Legs

Final score:

30points

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Lori Rommel 2 years ago

Try as I might, I only see eight. But if that was good enough for Odin ...

58points