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You can often find a lot of variety within a kid's toy collection. And I'm not just talking about old, noisy cars and soft, cuddly teddies.
This time, Bored Panda is focusing on creepy toys—those that parents hope their child will never notice or at least come across in the store because there's something disturbing about them. For example, Bilbo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, who looks like an addict, or bootleg dolls with anatomical deformities.
So continue scrolling to check out some of the funniest, strangest, and downright scariest toys ever made. I don't know what the creators of these funny toys were hoping for, but these abominations are probably responsible for one too many nightmares.
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#1
My Wife Asked If I Wanted To See The Creepiest Doll In Her Collection. I Was Not Prepared
Bardhi's Dad 2 years ago (edited)
This is the creepiest doll in the whole history of doll collections! Definitely!
#2
Somebody's Drugged The Waterhole
While I understand why people wouldn't like these creepy toys in their homes, shielding kids from scariness entirely isn't ideal either.
A survey of 1,003 UK parents by online bookseller The Book People found that 33% would steer clear of books for their children containing frightening characters. Asked about the fictional creations from children’s books they found scariest as kids, a fifth of parents cited the Wicked Witch of the West from L Frank Baum’s The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, with the Child Catcher from Ian Fleming’s Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang in second place. Third was the Big Bad Wolf, in his grandmother-swallowing Little Red Riding Hood incarnation, fourth was the Grand High Witch from Roald Dahl’s The Witches, and fifth, Cruella de Vil, from Dodie Smith’s The Hundred and One Dalmatians.
#3
Broken Leg? No Worries, The Doctor Has A Gun
#4
So I Bought An Already Creepy Looking Garfield Toy, But Then It Showed Up Vacuum Sealed, And Oh My God
#5
They Couldn't Find A Better Place To Blow Up This Toy
However, psychologist Emma Kenny told The Guardian that fear is a natural response. “When you are reading a scary story to a child, or they’re reading to themselves, the child has got a level of control – they can put it down, or ask you to stop. And the story can raise a discussion, in which they can explore and explain the way they feel about a situation.”
Being frightened by a book or creepy kids toys, according to the psychologist, “helps forge resilience.”
“The world can be a scary place – children will get into situations where they're told off by teachers, or fall out with friends. Knowing how to confront fear is a good thing.”
#6
Meanwhile In Australia
Molly Whuppie 2 years ago
It was a sculpture made by John C*x for the Currumbin Wildlife Hospital Foundation in Currumbin QLD, Australia. There were 21 different ones they auctioned off for the charity in 2016, including this one and a Sailor Moon one. If you search "Animals with Attitude Sculpture Trails" you can see more of them.
#7
So I Was In The Toy Store And Saw This
DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago
Okay WTF I thought those were real babies for 2 seconds straight
Luka Nothing 2 years ago
First I thought they were full with dismembered baby parts, then I thought they were actual babies. Probably enough internet for today
BWC 2 years ago
My high school biology teacher had a couple of aborted babies in jars. Looking back I think that was something that encouraged my path to atheism. Damned catholic schools.
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Tiny Dancer 2 years ago
Creepy! These are Baltorina’s Unique Babies (Baltorina is the name of the lady who makes them in South Africa).
lena canepa 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure even toys like "pound puppies" had holes in their crates!!!
KENLEY GATES 9 months ago
I thought they were real and shoved into I box maybe the parents didn’t love thier children
François Carré 2 years ago
Finally, some properly stored babies ! I don't get why people need to make so much space, stuff and mess around theirs.
Betsy Novack 2 years ago
Just like prison overcrowding. I guess these guys got sent home to the wrong family and son they ended you in this jam packed hell. Kind of like all those kids from Mexico when no one knew who they belonged to.
Trisha Howson 2 years ago
The only at top left look like one my kids at like 12 months old ...........wow
Koenigsegg Jesko 2 years ago
what, are they trying to say to those people that it could fit as much as that baby does, creepy
M. A. McKnight 2 years ago
Wonder if they "breathe" like those creepy life-like cat and dog dolls?
Ilvana Babic 2 years ago
That is so weird... Look like cats in jars on some Chinese market...wtf?
Mary Hiers 2 years ago
When my grandmother-in-law had dementia, she always wanted to cuddle babies, but there weren't any babies in the family, so my mother-in-law bought her one of these, and she loved it. They are made to weigh what a baby would weigh. After she passed away, my daughter inherited the doll and I had to make her stop taking it places because it was so realistic it freaked people out.
DrGirlfriend 2 years ago (edited)
Megan Huntsman.. Is why I immediately gasped, horrible case.
~familia madrigal~ 2 years ago
when ur parents tell the doctors they dont want u so u get put back in a box
Brightheart 2 years ago
if that is a 0-3 month baby (says on the container) it sure has a lot of hair.
Catpoker88 2 years ago
Keeping the babies sealed for freshness is a great idea, but for optimal freshness, the tubs should be stored in the fridge. No one wants spoiled children after all!
#8
Evil Looking Teddy Bear I Found In The Children's Section
The good thing is that many of us know that. At least intuitively. The Book People’s survey also discovered that while a third of parents avoided books with scary characters, 78% said that baddies helped children “differentiate between good and evil,” 53% that they helped children “learn to cope with difficult situations,” and 48% that they help conquer fears.
“Children are often being wrapped up in cotton wool,” Kenny added. “Risk and fear are something we need in childhood. We know that people who take risks, in the long term, do better than those who don’t … And how can you feel safe and secure until you know what it’s like to be afraid? Anything that gives you a wide range of emotions in a safe and controlled environment is great.”
#9
The Impossible Beauty Standards Of Chinese Dolls
#10
Pikachu? I Haven't Heard That Name In Years
#11
Yes, This Will Help My Child Learn About Proper Dental Care. Not Terrify Them
#12
This Rather Disturbing Ball Launcher Toy
Some of the most common childhood fears are:
- Being alone;
- The dark;
- Dogs or other big animals;
- Bugs;
- Heights;
- Getting shots or going to the doctor;
- Unfamiliar or loud noises;
- Imaginary monsters — the “thing” under the bed, etc.
#13
Another Fantastic Toy
#14
I Choose You, Chikapu
#15
Rubber Duckies That Float Upside Down
#16
A Ride-On Toy For Kids
But again, “Being afraid sometimes is a normal, healthy part of growing up,” says Elianna Platt, MA, LMSW, a licensed social worker. And, while kids do unfortunately sometimes face things that are truly frightening, most childhood fears, like these funny creepy toys, for instance, don't represent an actual threat — the “monster” in the closet is just an old coat you’ve been meaning to donate — which means they actually present an ideal chance for kids to work on their self-regulation skills. But for that to happen, parents have to address their own anxiety first.
#17
Bear Anatomy Toy
#18
It Was Time For Thomas To Leave, He Had Seen Everything
#19
Blob Fish And Yoda Has Something Going Apparently
#20
McDonald's Happy Meal Toy
“We want to give kids the chance to practice getting through difficult situations,” Platt adds, “but for a lot of parents, that’s easier said than done.”
When you see your child in distress, the natural response is to want to make it better, especially if the fix seems easy. But even though jumping in might help your child be less afraid in the moment, in the long run, it can actually make it more difficult for them to learn how to calm themselves down. “If kids get the message that mom or dad will always be there to do the comforting, there isn’t much incentive, or opportunity, to learn how to do it themselves.”
So if they, for example, stumble across creepy toys, try to allow them to make sense of it on their own.
#21
They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer
Myrtille rat 2 years ago
Why ? KKK is an American thing and they can't buy the Kinder surprise anyways
#22
Chinese LEGO Never Disappoint
GenericPanda09 2 years ago
tbf, that'd be a good set to make a stop motion parody movie with. Do they do a tiny putin one?
#23
I Was In My Local Pet Store Looking For A New Dog Toy, Errm What?
GenericPanda09 2 years ago
All I can say is I hope my missus is getting royalties for the modelling work.
#24
My Pug Grow-In-Water-Toy That Was Only Half In The Water
Once you know that you're child is afraid of someone, let them know you're taking the situation seriously. “When a kid says something’s scary, there's a pretty good chance that we as adults don’t think it’s scary,” Rachel Busman, PsyD, a clinical psychologist at the Child Mind Institute, explained. “But we always want to start by validating their feelings.”
For example, instead of “Oh come on, that wasn't scary!” or “What is there to be afraid of?” try something like, “Wow, it sounds like you were scared!” or, “I know a lot of kids worry about that.” It goes without saying that even though we find these funny creepy toys on the list amusing, your kid might actually be frightened of them.
#25
So I Found This Monkey In The Attic
#26
I Found This At A Toy Store In Portland
#27
Lord Of The Rings Toy (Bilbo Baggins) Looks Like An Addict
#28
This Toy Ambulance Says "Meat" On It
Anthony W. Balsamo 2 years ago
Slang for ambulance is "Meat Wagon" so technically, it's accurate.
Once you've offered reassurance it's important to move on quickly. "We don’t want to dwell on offering comfort around the scary thing, because even that can become reinforcing and take on a life of its own," Dr. Busman said. Rather, start talking about how you’ll work together to help him start feeling braver and get to the point where he’s able to manage the fear by himself.
#29
Vintage Clown Toys
GenericPanda09 2 years ago
The one behind looks like he's seen a nice bit of ass, but not the corporate email about sexual harassment in the workplace
#30
This Old Toothbrush With Bristles At The End Of The Barrel Of A Toy Gun - The Trigger Even Clicks When Pulled
#31
He Looks Like He Just Saw A Ghost
#32
My Family And I Use This Gollum Toy To Hold The Money When We Play Cards
But not all fears are the same. “[The ones] that don’t interfere with a child's life don't always need getting over,” Dr. Busman said.
So if your little one doesn’t like scary movies, for instance, that's fine. It may actually be a testament to his self-advocacy skills, Dr. Busman noted. “Deciding, ‘I don’t like these, I’m not going to watch’ is your child standing up for his needs and saying, 'This is my limit.'”
Which, I guess, kids said about most of these terrifyingly funny toys.
#33
My Boss Asked Me If I Could Make His Kids A Plush Toy. I Hope He Realizes That I Can Only Make Creepy Ones
#34
TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Trolls
#35
This Yoda Toy Kinda Looks Like Bill Cosby
#36
Found This At A Toy Store
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
"They'd been talking about it for weeks but... but I didn't take them seriously!"
#37
Defective Pikachonk
#38
There's A Nightmare In My Boot
#39
These Ride-A-Long Toys In A Mall
#40
Thomas Has Seen Better Days
#41
A Dollar Store Easter Toy That Shoots Foam Balls. But It's Not His Mouth, And It's Not His Nose
#42
This Creepy LEGO Face I Found While Sorting Out A Box Of Toys
#43
Lesa Sompsan
#44
The New Amiibo Look Cool
#45
Christmas Carol Dolls, Made To Look Like They're Singing
#46
Batman From Infinity War
#47
This Quite Terrifying Dobby Toy I Came Across In The Range, UK
#48
Wanna Buy Some Babies In Jars?
#49
This "Soda" Dog Toy That Looks Like Poop In A Cup
GenericPanda09 2 years ago
"Hi... I'm Max and if you pour some vodka in here we can be best fwends forever"
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What do you think ?
Siiri Turunen 2 years ago
I saved this photo few years back. The amazing Clamberman. clamberman...247343.jpg 
Jo Choto 2 years ago
What if China's entire mission is to completely destroy the minds of our children by creating knock-off monstrosities?
Evelyn Haskins 2 years ago
Honestly people, Most of these are no worse that Disney creations. Just because YOU are used to seeing Disney tacky stuff doesn't make it any better :-(
Siiri Turunen 2 years ago
I saved this photo few years back. The amazing Clamberman. clamberman...247343.jpg
Jo Choto 2 years ago
What if China's entire mission is to completely destroy the minds of our children by creating knock-off monstrosities?
Evelyn Haskins 2 years ago
Honestly people, Most of these are no worse that Disney creations. Just because YOU are used to seeing Disney tacky stuff doesn't make it any better :-(
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