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You can often find a lot of variety within a kid's toy collection. And I'm not just talking about old, noisy cars and soft, cuddly teddies.

This time, Bored Panda is focusing on creepy toys—those that parents hope their child will never notice or at least come across in the store because there's something disturbing about them. For example, Bilbo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, who looks like an addict, or bootleg dolls with anatomical deformities.

So continue scrolling to check out some of the funniest, strangest, and downright scariest toys ever made. I don't know what the creators of these funny toys were hoping for, but these abominations are probably responsible for one too many nightmares.

#1

My Wife Asked If I Wanted To See The Creepiest Doll In Her Collection. I Was Not Prepared

My Wife Asked If I Wanted To See The Creepiest Doll In Her Collection. I Was Not Prepared

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#2

Somebody's Drugged The Waterhole

Somebody's Drugged The Waterhole

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While I understand why people wouldn't like these creepy toys in their homes, shielding kids from scariness entirely isn't ideal either.

A survey of 1,003 UK parents by online bookseller The Book People found that 33% would steer clear of books for their children containing frightening characters. Asked about the fictional creations from children’s books they found scariest as kids, a fifth of parents cited the Wicked Witch of the West from L Frank Baum’s The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, with the Child Catcher from Ian Fleming’s Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang in second place. Third was the Big Bad Wolf, in his grandmother-swallowing Little Red Riding Hood incarnation, fourth was the Grand High Witch from Roald Dahl’s The Witches, and fifth, Cruella de Vil, from Dodie Smith’s The Hundred and One Dalmatians.

#3

Broken Leg? No Worries, The Doctor Has A Gun

Broken Leg? No Worries, The Doctor Has A Gun

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#4

So I Bought An Already Creepy Looking Garfield Toy, But Then It Showed Up Vacuum Sealed, And Oh My God

So I Bought An Already Creepy Looking Garfield Toy, But Then It Showed Up Vacuum Sealed, And Oh My God

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#5

They Couldn't Find A Better Place To Blow Up This Toy

They Couldn't Find A Better Place To Blow Up This Toy

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However, psychologist Emma Kenny told The Guardian that fear is a natural response. “When you are reading a scary story to a child, or they’re reading to themselves, the child has got a level of control – they can put it down, or ask you to stop. And the story can raise a discussion, in which they can explore and explain the way they feel about a situation.”

Being frightened by a book or creepy kids toys, according to the psychologist, “helps forge resilience.”

“The world can be a scary place – children will get into situations where they're told off by teachers, or fall out with friends. Knowing how to confront fear is a good thing.”

#6

Meanwhile In Australia

Meanwhile In Australia

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#7

So I Was In The Toy Store And Saw This

So I Was In The Toy Store And Saw This

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#8

Evil Looking Teddy Bear I Found In The Children's Section

Evil Looking Teddy Bear I Found In The Children's Section

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The good thing is that many of us know that. At least intuitively. The Book People’s survey also discovered that while a third of parents avoided books with scary characters, 78% said that baddies helped children “differentiate between good and evil,” 53% that they helped children “learn to cope with difficult situations,” and 48% that they help conquer fears.

“Children are often being wrapped up in cotton wool,” Kenny added. “Risk and fear are something we need in childhood. We know that people who take risks, in the long term, do better than those who don’t … And how can you feel safe and secure until you know what it’s like to be afraid? Anything that gives you a wide range of emotions in a safe and controlled environment is great.”

#9

The Impossible Beauty Standards Of Chinese Dolls

The Impossible Beauty Standards Of Chinese Dolls

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#10

Pikachu? I Haven't Heard That Name In Years

Pikachu? I Haven't Heard That Name In Years

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#11

Yes, This Will Help My Child Learn About Proper Dental Care. Not Terrify Them

Yes, This Will Help My Child Learn About Proper Dental Care. Not Terrify Them

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#12

This Rather Disturbing Ball Launcher Toy

This Rather Disturbing Ball Launcher Toy

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Some of the most common childhood fears are:

  • Being alone;
  • The dark;
  • Dogs or other big animals;
  • Bugs;
  • Heights;
  • Getting shots or going to the doctor;
  • Unfamiliar or loud noises;
  • Imaginary monsters — the “thing” under the bed, etc.
#13

Another Fantastic Toy

Another Fantastic Toy

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#14

I Choose You, Chikapu

I Choose You, Chikapu

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#15

Rubber Duckies That Float Upside Down

Rubber Duckies That Float Upside Down

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#16

A Ride-On Toy For Kids

A Ride-On Toy For Kids

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But again, “Being afraid sometimes is a normal, healthy part of growing up,” says Elianna Platt, MA, LMSW, a licensed social worker. And, while kids do unfortunately sometimes face things that are truly frightening, most childhood fears, like these funny creepy toys, for instance, don't represent an actual threat — the “monster” in the closet is just an old coat you’ve been meaning to donate — which means they actually present an ideal chance for kids to work on their self-regulation skills. But for that to happen, parents have to address their own anxiety first.

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#17

Bear Anatomy Toy

Bear Anatomy Toy

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#18

It Was Time For Thomas To Leave, He Had Seen Everything

It Was Time For Thomas To Leave, He Had Seen Everything

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#19

Blob Fish And Yoda Has Something Going Apparently

Blob Fish And Yoda Has Something Going Apparently

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#20

McDonald's Happy Meal Toy

McDonald's Happy Meal Toy

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“We want to give kids the chance to practice getting through difficult situations,” Platt adds, “but for a lot of parents, that’s easier said than done.”

When you see your child in distress, the natural response is to want to make it better, especially if the fix seems easy. But even though jumping in might help your child be less afraid in the moment, in the long run, it can actually make it more difficult for them to learn how to calm themselves down. “If kids get the message that mom or dad will always be there to do the comforting, there isn’t much incentive, or opportunity, to learn how to do it themselves.”

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So if they, for example, stumble across creepy toys, try to allow them to make sense of it on their own.

#21

They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer

They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer

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#22

Chinese LEGO Never Disappoint

Chinese LEGO Never Disappoint

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#23

I Was In My Local Pet Store Looking For A New Dog Toy, Errm What?

I Was In My Local Pet Store Looking For A New Dog Toy, Errm What?

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#24

My Pug Grow-In-Water-Toy That Was Only Half In The Water

My Pug Grow-In-Water-Toy That Was Only Half In The Water

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Once you know that you're child is afraid of someone, let them know you're taking the situation seriously. “When a kid says something’s scary, there's a pretty good chance that we as adults don’t think it’s scary,” Rachel Busman, PsyD, a clinical psychologist at the Child Mind Institute, explained. “But we always want to start by validating their feelings.”

For example, instead of “Oh come on, that wasn't scary!” or “What is there to be afraid of?” try something like, “Wow, it sounds like you were scared!” or, “I know a lot of kids worry about that.” It goes without saying that even though we find these funny creepy toys on the list amusing, your kid might actually be frightened of them.

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#25

So I Found This Monkey In The Attic

So I Found This Monkey In The Attic

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#26

I Found This At A Toy Store In Portland

I Found This At A Toy Store In Portland

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#27

Lord Of The Rings Toy (Bilbo Baggins) Looks Like An Addict

Lord Of The Rings Toy (Bilbo Baggins) Looks Like An Addict

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#28

This Toy Ambulance Says "Meat" On It

This Toy Ambulance Says "Meat" On It

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Once you've offered reassurance it's important to move on quickly. "We don’t want to dwell on offering comfort around the scary thing, because even that can become reinforcing and take on a life of its own," Dr. Busman said. Rather, start talking about how you’ll work together to help him start feeling braver and get to the point where he’s able to manage the fear by himself.

#29

Vintage Clown Toys

Vintage Clown Toys

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#30

This Old Toothbrush With Bristles At The End Of The Barrel Of A Toy Gun - The Trigger Even Clicks When Pulled

This Old Toothbrush With Bristles At The End Of The Barrel Of A Toy Gun - The Trigger Even Clicks When Pulled

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#31

He Looks Like He Just Saw A Ghost

He Looks Like He Just Saw A Ghost

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#32

My Family And I Use This Gollum Toy To Hold The Money When We Play Cards

My Family And I Use This Gollum Toy To Hold The Money When We Play Cards

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But not all fears are the same. “[The ones] that don’t interfere with a child's life don't always need getting over,” Dr. Busman said.

So if your little one doesn’t like scary movies, for instance, that's fine. It may actually be a testament to his self-advocacy skills, Dr. Busman noted. “Deciding, ‘I don’t like these, I’m not going to watch’ is your child standing up for his needs and saying, 'This is my limit.'”

Which, I guess, kids said about most of these terrifyingly funny toys.

#33

My Boss Asked Me If I Could Make His Kids A Plush Toy. I Hope He Realizes That I Can Only Make Creepy Ones

My Boss Asked Me If I Could Make His Kids A Plush Toy. I Hope He Realizes That I Can Only Make Creepy Ones

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#34

TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Trolls

TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Trolls

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#35

This Yoda Toy Kinda Looks Like Bill Cosby

This Yoda Toy Kinda Looks Like Bill Cosby

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#36

Found This At A Toy Store

Found This At A Toy Store

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#37

Defective Pikachonk

Defective Pikachonk

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#38

There's A Nightmare In My Boot

There's A Nightmare In My Boot

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#39

These Ride-A-Long Toys In A Mall

These Ride-A-Long Toys In A Mall

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#40

Thomas Has Seen Better Days

Thomas Has Seen Better Days

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#41

A Dollar Store Easter Toy That Shoots Foam Balls. But It's Not His Mouth, And It's Not His Nose

A Dollar Store Easter Toy That Shoots Foam Balls. But It's Not His Mouth, And It's Not His Nose

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#42

This Creepy LEGO Face I Found While Sorting Out A Box Of Toys

This Creepy LEGO Face I Found While Sorting Out A Box Of Toys

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#43

Lesa Sompsan

Lesa Sompsan

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#44

The New Amiibo Look Cool

The New Amiibo Look Cool

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#45

Christmas Carol Dolls, Made To Look Like They're Singing

Christmas Carol Dolls, Made To Look Like They're Singing

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#46

Batman From Infinity War

Batman From Infinity War

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#47

This Quite Terrifying Dobby Toy I Came Across In The Range, UK

This Quite Terrifying Dobby Toy I Came Across In The Range, UK

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#48

Wanna Buy Some Babies In Jars?

Wanna Buy Some Babies In Jars?

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#49

This "Soda" Dog Toy That Looks Like Poop In A Cup

This "Soda" Dog Toy That Looks Like Poop In A Cup

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#50

Goku’s Ugly Twin

Goku’s Ugly Twin

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#51

Found This In The Skip At Work. Thrown Away. Still With Its Box. Unbelievable

Found This In The Skip At Work. Thrown Away. Still With Its Box. Unbelievable

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#52

IKEA's Big Bad Wolf Toy Comes With A Grandma Doll That Fits In His Stomach

IKEA's Big Bad Wolf Toy Comes With A Grandma Doll That Fits In His Stomach

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#53

Friend Sent Me This Tiny Toy. I Think She Forgot That I Live At 10,000 Feet

Friend Sent Me This Tiny Toy. I Think She Forgot That I Live At 10,000 Feet

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#54

This Wonder Woman Toy In Target Today Looks Like Superman In Drag. Merry Christmas

This Wonder Woman Toy In Target Today Looks Like Superman In Drag. Merry Christmas

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#55

This Pikachu My Girlfriend Gave Me For Christmas

This Pikachu My Girlfriend Gave Me For Christmas

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#56

Meet Baby Emily, Crochet Doll

Meet Baby Emily, Crochet Doll

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#57

Week Nights At Teddy’s

Week Nights At Teddy’s

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#58

This Children’s Toy That Looks Really Stoned

This Children’s Toy That Looks Really Stoned

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#59

"No, This Is Patrick"

"No, This Is Patrick"

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#60

The Creepiest Toy I Have Ever Seen - At My Friend's House In Bushwick

The Creepiest Toy I Have Ever Seen - At My Friend's House In Bushwick

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#61

This Is What Happens When You Illegally Breed Humans And Trains

This Is What Happens When You Illegally Breed Humans And Trains

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#62

This Weird Chinese Bootleg Is Homer Simpson. I Don't Even Know Where I Got It Or How Long I've Had It, But I Don't Think It Was Legally Manufactured

This Weird Chinese Bootleg Is Homer Simpson. I Don't Even Know Where I Got It Or How Long I've Had It, But I Don't Think It Was Legally Manufactured

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#63

What Happened To You, Spidey?

What Happened To You, Spidey?

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#64

This Toy Rabbit

This Toy Rabbit

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#65

When My Sister Was 8-9-Years-Old This Doll Was Her Favourite Toy

When My Sister Was 8-9-Years-Old This Doll Was Her Favourite Toy

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#66

Found This Creepy Toy The Other Day

Found This Creepy Toy The Other Day

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#67

If We're Showing Off Creepy Dentist Props

If We're Showing Off Creepy Dentist Props

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#68

Meet Grziz

Meet Grziz

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#69

How To Make Kids Terrified To Start Fires

How To Make Kids Terrified To Start Fires

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#70

These Are The Kinds Of Toys We Have In England

These Are The Kinds Of Toys We Have In England

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#71

The Simpsonsns

The Simpsonsns

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#72

Does Anyone Know What This Creepy Plush Is From, Found In Goodwill Donation

Does Anyone Know What This Creepy Plush Is From, Found In Goodwill Donation

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#73

Let's Play

Let's Play

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#74

This Monstrosity I Found In A Gift Shop

This Monstrosity I Found In A Gift Shop

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#75

Toy Story 5: Woody Gets Swole

Toy Story 5: Woody Gets Swole

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#76

These Children Toys Will Create Some Weird Offspring

These Children Toys Will Create Some Weird Offspring

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#77

Cute Little Joker Stuffed Toy

Cute Little Joker Stuffed Toy

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#78

Craigslist Find: 1966 Jumpin Mrs. Potato Head

Craigslist Find: 1966 Jumpin Mrs. Potato Head

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#79

My Wife’s “Mario” From Spain

My Wife’s “Mario” From Spain

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#80

I Don't Even Know How To Describe This. Found It At My Local Supermarket

I Don't Even Know How To Describe This. Found It At My Local Supermarket

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#81

Elsa, You Look Different

Elsa, You Look Different

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#82

This "Pikachu" I Found On A Fair A Couple Years Ago

This "Pikachu" I Found On A Fair A Couple Years Ago

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#83

One Abomination Of A Ride At The Mall

One Abomination Of A Ride At The Mall

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#84

This Was Sitting In My Dentist's Office. Staring At Me While I Waited For The Dentist. It's A Doll To Teach Kids How To Brush Their Teeth

This Was Sitting In My Dentist's Office. Staring At Me While I Waited For The Dentist. It's A Doll To Teach Kids How To Brush Their Teeth

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#85

I Thought There Was A Child In This Elmo Toy

I Thought There Was A Child In This Elmo Toy

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#86

Do You Think This Is A Scary Doll For A 5-Year-Old?

Do You Think This Is A Scary Doll For A 5-Year-Old?

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#87

Found At A Halloween Party In City Hall

Found At A Halloween Party In City Hall

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#88

Another Dental Prop. I Used This Alligator, I Named Him Alvin, To Teach Oral Hygiene To Preschoolers. It Was For A Nursing School Rotation

Another Dental Prop. I Used This Alligator, I Named Him Alvin, To Teach Oral Hygiene To Preschoolers. It Was For A Nursing School Rotation

The kids loved him and he became my sidekick for the rest of my semester at the preschool.

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#89

High Olaf

High Olaf

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#90

This Plush Toy

This Plush Toy

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#91

Why Is This A Child's Toy And Who Picked The Name

Why Is This A Child's Toy And Who Picked The Name

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#92

An Empty Psy Teddy Bear Water Ring Game You Can't Fill With His Testicles As Controls. I Used To Collect Knock-Off Toys. This Is My Favorite

An Empty Psy Teddy Bear Water Ring Game You Can't Fill With His Testicles As Controls. I Used To Collect Knock-Off Toys. This Is My Favorite

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#93

A Toy That Expands Into A Dino In Water Turned Into This Monstrosity

A Toy That Expands Into A Dino In Water Turned Into This Monstrosity

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#94

Found This In My Parents' Basement. Does Anyone Remember What This Was From Or What His Name Is?

Found This In My Parents' Basement. Does Anyone Remember What This Was From Or What His Name Is?

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#95

A “Bunny” We Found At The Thrift Store

A “Bunny” We Found At The Thrift Store

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#96

Toy From 1963, The Big Loo

Toy From 1963, The Big Loo

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#97

That's Scary

That's Scary

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#98

Found The Legendary Green Mario Toy

Found The Legendary Green Mario Toy

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#99

I Found Mr. Bill At An Estate Sale. He Came Home With Me

I Found Mr. Bill At An Estate Sale. He Came Home With Me

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#100

Found This In A Souvenir Shop In Poland - I Present To You: Minionchu

Found This In A Souvenir Shop In Poland - I Present To You: Minionchu

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#101

Looks More Like Jesus If You Ask Me

Looks More Like Jesus If You Ask Me

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#102

Kids' Meal Spongebob Toy

Kids' Meal Spongebob Toy

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#103

Off-Brand Barry B. Benson (From The Bee Movie) I Found In My House. He Absolutely Will Steal Your Soul And Eat Your Children

Off-Brand Barry B. Benson (From The Bee Movie) I Found In My House. He Absolutely Will Steal Your Soul And Eat Your Children

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#104

Smile To The Camera, Kids

Smile To The Camera, Kids

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#105

This Spongebob Toy

This Spongebob Toy

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#106

This Thing I Bought For My Son: You Don't See The Actual Toy Until You Open The Package. It Literally Advertises: "Seems Real"

This Thing I Bought For My Son: You Don't See The Actual Toy Until You Open The Package. It Literally Advertises: "Seems Real"

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#107

“Pikachu” Spotted In A Movie Theater Claw Game

“Pikachu” Spotted In A Movie Theater Claw Game

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#108

It Has 9 Legs

It Has 9 Legs

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#109

I Found This At A Thrift Store And Am At A Loss For What It Is

I Found This At A Thrift Store And Am At A Loss For What It Is

I was hoping someone would know if it’s from some obscure toy line or even if I can get a name so I can research this funny little thing more, Google has been no help

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#110

Creepy Toy I Found Outside My Local Burger King

Creepy Toy I Found Outside My Local Burger King

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#111

The Mouse Sees All

The Mouse Sees All

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#112

The Teeth On This Toy Shark

The Teeth On This Toy Shark

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#113

This Is A Squidward Toy At Walmart

This Is A Squidward Toy At Walmart

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#114

I Found The Bootleg Lighting Mcqueen Car

I Found The Bootleg Lighting Mcqueen Car

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#115

Elsa Can Fly Now

Elsa Can Fly Now

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#116

I Just Wanted A Normal Sonic Figure But Got Whatever This Is Instead. From A Mystery Surprise Toy Box

I Just Wanted A Normal Sonic Figure But Got Whatever This Is Instead. From A Mystery Surprise Toy Box

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#117

Found Where I Blow Up The Light-Up Santa Claus I Bought

Found Where I Blow Up The Light-Up Santa Claus I Bought

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#118

Just Your Average Sonic Horse. With Love From Guadalajara, Mexico

Just Your Average Sonic Horse. With Love From Guadalajara, Mexico

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#119

Really Toys R Us? Is That What You Call Them?

Really Toys R Us? Is That What You Call Them?

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#120

Shreek

Shreek

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#121

Because Shopping At Walmart Isn't Bad Enough Already, They Have To Put Dolls Like This In The Toy Section

Because Shopping At Walmart Isn't Bad Enough Already, They Have To Put Dolls Like This In The Toy Section

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#122

This Fairy Doll The Girls I Babysit Have

This Fairy Doll The Girls I Babysit Have

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#123

Wonder Woman Is Pretty Tonight

Wonder Woman Is Pretty Tonight

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#124

So Many Things Are Wrong With This Bart Simpson Plush Toy

So Many Things Are Wrong With This Bart Simpson Plush Toy

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#125

This Dog Toy

This Dog Toy

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#126

Grogu Has Been Hot Boxing In The Razor Crest

Grogu Has Been Hot Boxing In The Razor Crest

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#127

This Baby Toy Looks Like It's Being Suffocated By Ropes

This Baby Toy Looks Like It's Being Suffocated By Ropes

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#128

This Poor Luigi And Boo At My Local JP Import Store

This Poor Luigi And Boo At My Local JP Import Store

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#129

My Son Got A Woody Toy For His Birthday. First Thing He Did Was Turn Him Over And Reach For The Pull String

My Son Got A Woody Toy For His Birthday. First Thing He Did Was Turn Him Over And Reach For The Pull String

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#130

Get Out Of My Swomp

Get Out Of My Swomp

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