And ONLY those companies

...and one for playing with our pets.

The number of times I've done this....

And if not everyone does it, the votes will remain 100% anonymous so there is no peer pressure. Great idea.

My life !

Given the amount of scam calls these days, I do this as well. I take the view that if it's important then they can leave a voicemail

Honesty is the best policy.

This one strikes a cord. I dream of leaving it all for a simple job and going back to my island, but I still fell that subconcious pressure for achievements and carreer. Like we are worth as much as our job which is soooo wrong! Damn you capitalism!

Jesus Christ! Glory right there 😂

And the evening before the weekend is always the best part, thinking you have two days ahead

Someone has perfected their "This is all BS" face

Worked for an organisation that did field trips for staff. Got to see a few weird things. Dagenham car manufacturers was one! Was actually really interesting,

And it's not like , If you work faster you get to go home earlier.

Actually, I have 3 terabytes of files like that. No kidding. I am a photography enthusiast and obsessive compulsive collector of images... LOL

I need to learn some programming s**t to make this happen.

It is not too early.

A break, what is this?

Work: "Our engagement survey shows we all want a good home/work balance." Me working from home: "I did some dishes on my 15 minute break, and did laundry at lunch, now I can spend that time with my family after work instead of doing household chores." Work: "How dare you! Time for everyone to come back to the building and stop this nonsense."

I worked for a big company that made a big deal of putting in a "wellness room" for employees to relax. But then they didn't put any furniture in it. Just a empty room with "wellness room" on the door. Empty like their employees souls are after working there.

I feel blessed to work for a company that ACTUALLY endorses this and sticks by it... but I'll be damned if my anxiety doesn't freak out if I'm even in the bathroom for more than 5 min at work

My boss walks out on me sitting on the floor in the hall at least once a week; he never tells me to get back to work, and because of that he knows he can expect me back in less than 5 minutes. Sometimes I just need a minute to breathe

That's what working at Dollarama was like. Everyone had to go on their break one at a time. "You can go on your break." Me: Takes a jaunt to the Starbucks across the lot. Comes back in the store 10 minutes later. "Where were you? You were in your aisle. We were looking all over for you." Wtf. Every. Single. Time.

Who is this Breake?

The employee needs to say, "You (assuming the "boss") encourage people to take breaks and go for a walk. That's what I am doing. If I misunderstood or am doing something that is not in alignment with that expectation, please let me know so that I can meet your expectations."

I think its more like the one person presenting/talking everything and the rest. Im the rest.

Yep, I tried on my work trousers last month, out of curiosity, oh boy....

The struggle to walk that fine line, is real.

That looks like fun

Oh and be determined but not so determined that you actually know what you want because that might scare your colleagues (m/f)

Sounds like Burn out, not pleasant.

I feel seen

I haven't stopped working....the pandemic didn't even break their stride...we just worked on through it...no work from home, nothing.

I can relate so much to that statement

You people are getting a raise?

Okay this is a dream.

Everyone is dispensable but some are more dispensable than others.

He is technically, legally right.

That's why you need to come up with a "safe" word.

the above is actually british english for 'you are an idiot and why have you not done this yet?'

That's high!

*sleeping in a usual position* my body is broken

In my company you are expected to sign up for finance/technical courses in order for you to increase your expertise. You sign up, go through mind-melting demagogic storm of corporate slang, understand 10% of what they "taught" you, then end up with 40% more work and additional tasks on top of what you were already struggling with. Catch is, you get nothig extra because the higher paid positions are already taken and there is a queue behind each one. But hey, my company wants me to show personal development desire?

Biggest stress was trying to figure out what music to have. Haha also Napster.

Be a hero, never book Friday meeting.

First pic never happens

Wtf is this atrocity?

every. time.

thats scarier than any haunted house

This pains me to admit that it's November and still true.

upvote because of bobs burgers amazing show

Every...single...day.

LCSW knows how to do it.

Well s**t...guess I'll die.

As if I didn't proofread it 15x already...