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The pandemic has taken over the world and while health professionals and government authorities are working tirelessly to keep people as safe as possible, they are doing their best to make a difference as well. Washing their hands, social distancing, and creating jokes about the situation online, of course. It's one of the most popular coping mechanisms, helping everyone to handle their pandemic-related fears and anxieties. "The more we laugh at something, the less scary it looks," one board game developer has said.

From poking fun at our online orders to a moment of silence for our ever-worsening hairstyles, Bored Panda has collected the best coronavirus jokes this week, and for those who can't get enough of them, check out our previous compilations: part 1part 2part 3part 4part 5part 6part 7, and part 8.

Unfortunately, we can't eliminate stress and anxiety from our lives. Especially during these uncertain times. We can, however, develop skills to manage them. "A sense of humor can be an amazing line of defense when it comes to coping with stress," Elizabeth Scott, MS, who's a wellness coach specializing in stress management and quality of life, wrote in Very Well Mind.

"Developing a sense of humor about life's challenges is a great place to start," Scott said. "A sense of humor will help you to build resilience to stress as well as improve your overall physical and emotional health. It will also enable you to bond with others, look at things in a different way, normalize your experience, and keep your relationships strong."

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    So, if we're already doing everything in our power to get through the pandemic, chances are that joking about it will only make things better.

    "When you're in the middle of a difficult situation, it can seem overwhelming. Taking a step back, however, and viewing your situation as an observer can help you see your situation with a new lens. This is called reframing—and it works," Scott said.

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    Funny-Coronavirus-Jokes

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    mph seti
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth. The real question is: "Are we going to do anything about it?" Step one would be to vote out Trump, Mitch, and the rest of the GOP come November.

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    Not Mine Still Funny As Hell

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    Tami Bridges
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woopsie doodle is funnier than it should have been lol...i blame the time of day

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    The Count Of Monte Cristo Is A Good Movie

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm currently reading the book. It is brilliant. A good one for lockdown as it's 895 pages!

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    Hans
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need that "dog". Would pet (and send after my foes). Where to order?

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    Markus Holstein
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far as I recall it reopened once, and that wasn't really a reopening since the original park never really went into business. And then it ran successfully for years - at least long enough for people to get *bored* with dinosaurs! - before another incident occurred.

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    President Trump(Et) Explains All...

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. He wasn't. He's an imbecile and so emotionally-r******d that he can't even take responsibility or ownership of the things he says. Trump believes that personal integrity is a flaw.

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    Corona Showing Some Love

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    Jovita A
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's interesting how everyone is screaming about their rights, but forget about responsibilities too...

    Aragorn II Elessar
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gretal, you ain’t gonna keep the country running if you’re hospitalized and/or dead.

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    Abby
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a big deal. My mom is a nurse and is working many hours overtime. She is stressed. My cousin has the coronavirus and her and her fiancé have a couple month old baby (probably 3-6 months). They're all quarantined because they've all been exposed because my cousin has it. My mom usually leaves for work at 6:30-7 and comes back 7:30 sometimes later. People need to take this seriously and stop protesting and not following social distancing. Social distancing has actually helped a lot in China and now Wuhan (where this all started) has lockdown lifted. If we just followed the orders we'd be much better off

    Captain Awesome
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please please please let all the stupid people out. Eventually there will be no more stupid people.

    FloC
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am afraid that there will always be stupid people... It's like the flu, it always comes back...

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    Jasmin S
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't let all the stupid people out, because they'll be the ones who overwhelm the healthcare system and take away resources for our loved ones who are following stay at home.

    Christophe Beunens
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it should be "Give me liberty so that I can give others death" The lockdown is to prevent spreading the virus, not just getting it

    Hunter Bradley
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey shes asking for it just saying be careful for what you wish for

    Maureen Bocardo
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🦅🇺🇸🌵🇲🇽🍁🇨🇦☘️🇨🇮🦅🇺🇸 Sure thing, dear. If you are bored to death at home, run out and volunteer to care for those sick with Corona. You may probably get both liberty and death.

    jevais
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maureen humans find that they need their liberty to go out as they please are selfish by nature. These people only think of themselves and will surely not volunteer to help their fellow man kind. Sad but true.

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    Sharon Vaughn
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By demanding liberty, you're willing to risk death. Have I got that right?

    Sharon L Burch
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She keeps standing around with crowds and no protection she may get her wish and not liberty!

    Gretal S
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just letting you know that not everyone shares your viewpoint, that's all

    serge
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death it will be, but since you didn't mention who's death you wanted given let's make it your mother's. Coronavirus does not discriminate. Or maybe you have a child? There should be a virus that get's rid of "brainwash".....hell, maybe this is it.

    Your Mother
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well since you are outside during quarantine i guess you choose death

    Magpie
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere I have seen an always carry with you card: for these protestors " given my strong beliefs i request NO treatment for covid " ( approx )

    SciFi Vortex
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have both, you stupid woman! Now hurry up and drown in your own lung fluids.

    Ann O'Riley
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death works for me. Here: Go outside and mingle with others of your kind.

    Aragorn II Elessar
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Hump, thank you for the additional evidence that you are actually 12

    Max Han
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your going stay outside in these protests, mind as well take death

    Josh Drye
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    4 years ago

    Idiot

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    kurisutofu
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, she's asking to be killed and you have lots of guns ... easy solution. The way she phrased it means you can chose for her so go ahead.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if Dr's can save only 1 person, they will prefer to save this lady then the old lady that was staying all the time at home.

    Josh Drye
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you all really think if you go outside that you’re going to die?? 😂

    Kjorn
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    death it is… maybe if death strike them like hell it would solve that problem. they deserve it. F*****g priviledged people who doesn,t realise the chance they have.

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    Run.

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    Erin
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is 1000% true for my neighborhood. Suddenly everyone is a runner.

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    Government: Work From Home

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HahaHAAAAAAAAhahaha!! Funnier if it wasn't so accurate.

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    Martha Meyer
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know what that kid on the lower right is doing in this list. Compared to the others, her hair is practically red carpet level.

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racoon Reading list: "Art of War", "Fall of the Roman Empire" and "Building Improvised Explosive Devices using Items Commonly Found in the Forest, Dumpsters or Loud Metal Garbage Cans".

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    That Moment!!

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This joke presumes that Trump can actually read and understand words that have more than two syllables. He finished reading the first word and then got stuck. Now he's just looking at it to try to convince people that he's reading.

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    Liz Karsa
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at Blockbuster in the late 90s right out of high school. I am so thankful this didn't happen THEN...although I doubt we would have been deemed "essential"

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    4 years ago

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    Why order a sandwhich? It's easy to make yourself. Order something fancy at least to justify the insane pricing.

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    Laughs In Dual Monitors

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    alwaysMispelled
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In nursing school right now. Our online exams are proctored by people over webcam to make sure we don't cheat.

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    Me No Understand Off-Ice

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    troufaki13
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're supposed to go back to work next week and I'm already crying... How am I supposed to wear a bra now that my boobs are so used to their freedom???

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    Kerri Russ
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in week 6 of quarantine... it is no longer relaxing for me. I never would have anticipated this. I'm stressed out every day and I have trouble figuring out why.

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    We Already Do This. No Need To Enforce It

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    Alan Green
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're going to leave 2 available why not the 2 furthest away from each other?

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