Savage.

This should be number one.

Bang bang bang FBI open up

Truth. The real question is: "Are we going to do anything about it?" Step one would be to vote out Trump, Mitch, and the rest of the GOP come November.

wars are not on hold!!

He's is one to watch. He's going places dad

THIS.SO.MUCH

The Best.

But very supportive.

Karen vs Carin'

woopsie doodle is funnier than it should have been lol...i blame the time of day

Good answer.

I'm currently reading the book. It is brilliant. A good one for lockdown as it's 895 pages!

I need that "dog". Would pet (and send after my foes). Where to order?

2016...

Far as I recall it reopened once, and that wasn't really a reopening since the original park never really went into business. And then it ran successfully for years - at least long enough for people to get *bored* with dinosaurs! - before another incident occurred.

Never been to anti vax rally?

No. He wasn't. He's an imbecile and so emotionally-r******d that he can't even take responsibility or ownership of the things he says. Trump believes that personal integrity is a flaw.

The Pentagon is releasing the trailers. Stay tuned.

These two things are not mutually exclusive right now.

Tiny. Baby. Jesus. That is funny!!

What about home sewed masks?

🦅🇺🇸🌵🇲🇽🍁🇨🇦☘️🇨🇮🦅🇺🇸 Hat on top of scarf on my head. Long jeans, long sleeve cotton shirt, bandana over my nose and mouth as well as sunglasses to protect my eyes. What's the big deal? I dress this way to harvest grapes and cherries. All those pesticides are hazardous to ones health. Everyone else working is dressed the same way.

I haven't realized (until I saw this chart) how uncommon it is in the US to sew yourself one. It's become the national hobby, in the Czech Republic in the past few weeks so my option isn't really there.

No, I bought it myself. Yes, for grocery. But if anybody gets near me, I swear..

I'm gonna be the last person leaving the house because of Corona. It's so convenient don't have to think about a excuse to meet people.

Why isn't hand sewn mask on here?

Masks sewn by a group of women, men, and kids following well-researched instructions from YouTube might be another type.

Mom and I went to the grocery store the other day; I had a homemade mask with Pikachu nose and cheeks, and Mom wrapped a sweater. Where are those on the list?

LOL,,,all I hear is wear a mask, wear a mask,,now everyone is,,,, and all I hear is the mask won't keep you safe, it's not enough, why didn't they say that to begin with,,,

I still have a couple sleeves of n95 masks.

Bang bang indeed. 👏 👏

100% accurate

my favorite one.

What about us none-of-the-abovers??

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Child raping Muhammad that is funny!!

EXACTLY ON POINT

Yassss!

This is 1000% true for my neighborhood. Suddenly everyone is a runner.

HahaHAAAAAAAAhahaha!! Funnier if it wasn't so accurate.

Yes, Don, you will need to move your head to get that disc up in there.

You really have to hope she gets sick as a dog

That big??

Don't know what that kid on the lower right is doing in this list. Compared to the others, her hair is practically red carpet level.

Yeah pretty much 😏

Just think of all the corona babies

He's remarkably well-preserved too.

Racoon Reading list: "Art of War", "Fall of the Roman Empire" and "Building Improvised Explosive Devices using Items Commonly Found in the Forest, Dumpsters or Loud Metal Garbage Cans".

You have to admit he is nothing if not consistent!

Oooooooofffff, that's daaaaaark.

Reality is a b***h, huh?

About right.

Forgot about crying yourself to sleep

This joke presumes that Trump can actually read and understand words that have more than two syllables. He finished reading the first word and then got stuck. Now he's just looking at it to try to convince people that he's reading.