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As confusing as the world is right now, there are not that many options but to live through it. With safety belts fastened and survival kits prepped, we’re gonna keep on rollin’ into 2020, which is like an old Klaxons song “Not Over Yet.”

So what's a better way to get your sanity deficiency cured than a dose of good humor? And not just any kind of humor. We’re talking about the new comedy genre of the year, pure gold in the mockery department, and already a cult classic—Bored Panda’s compilation of corona jokes.

The punapocalypse is back, so get your masks ready, 'cause it’s about to feel like someone turned on the laughing gas. Be sure to check out the previous parts here, here, and here. Trust me, just like wine, they even get better with time.

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    It's easy to lose hope with all the challenges that 2020 keeps throwing at us. Especially when you look at how the coronavirus has been resurfacing in some parts of the world in the past few weeks. There are now 10.5 million confirmed people who have been infected with Covid-19 worldwide; over 2.6 million of them are in the United States.

    On Tuesday, June 30, more than 48k new coronavirus cases were confirmed in the US. Meanwhile, at least 36 states have cases trending upwards, some states have put a stop to easing lockdown regulations, and the number of new cases in the US has risen by 80 percent in the past 2 weeks. So it's easy to panic and to feel stressed.

    However, laughter and seeing the silver lining can help psychologically and physically. And if you feel guilty about laughing during this crisis—don't. Humor helps us get through the toughest times.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it warm and hot and fogs up my glasses, yes. Does it help me know that I am protecting my 8 years old daughter who has me wrapped around her finger and my father in law who has had Parkinson's for over 20 years, YES.

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    Bored Panda previously spoke to comedy writer and comedian Ariane Sherine about whether or not it's all right to joke about the coronavirus during the pandemic.

    According to her, it's "essential" to joke."Humor is a release mechanism to help us cope during dark times," she pointed out. Now that's something we should all keep in mind the next time someone tells us that we're being insensitive while laughing, don't you think, dear Pandas?

    However, that's not the only plus of laughing during a crisis. Ariane told us that shared humor also helps us bond with one another. "Lockdown would be very gloomy indeed if we couldn’t laugh about our predicament!"

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like this one, because it implies that they're the same thing - and therefore implies that if you agree businesses should be able to discriminate against antimaskers, then you agree they should be able to discriminate against gay couples. Businesses have a right to deny you service if you are causing harm to others. This is why you can't smoke in most businesses (in my country), must wear a shirt where food is served, and must wear a mask during a pandemic. However to require you live a certain lifestyle or follow their religion? No. A good breakdown: https://www.quora.com/Is-No-Shirt-No-Shoes-No-Service-a-law-or-just-a-rule-imposed-by-the-individual-business

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the people down voting you have quite worked through the logic of your statement. As I understand it, Autism Genius is saying companies should be able to bar people without masks, but not gay couples

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an unpopular opinion, but I think that businesses should be allowed to choose whether to sell things to someone or not. If they decide not to serve a certain customer, out of personal convictions, public health concerns or whatever reason, they will only harm their own business, but in a free country, people should have the freedom to be stupid, as long as it doesn't harm others (getting inconvenienced doesn't count...). If you disagree with me on this point, I'm completely fine with that, just wanted to post one (meaningless) opinion

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for this. I am what you call a 'homophobe' but their really should be another name for that. I value the person, but not their values. If i have to respect a gay person, shouldnt they have to respect me? 'We have the right to refuse business to you' shouldnt be thrown out of perspective

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only agree with things like that when it’s not affecting them

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    Christina Uhlir
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And gay couples did not spread an infectious, highly contagious disease.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ask them to make a c**k shaped case and they don't want to we should lock them up!

    Computernaut
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You hear that everyone? Masks are a matter of personal beliefs and morals. -_-

    Laurie
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it wasn’t a very good comparison. It should be more about a private business having the right to have whatever policy they choose regarding masks, and an individual’s right to either abide by their policy or shop elsewhere.

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    There are lots of fun ways to boost your mood if you've got the pandemic blues. Hilarious lists like this one work wonders, as do stand-up comedy shows, funny movies, and comedic books.

    Comedy writer Ariane revealed that her personal favorite go-to funny movie during the lockdown is the 2004 flick 13 Going on 30. "It’s really heartwarming and the Thriller scene is hilarious. It always lifts my spirits when I’m feeling low."

    What about you, dear Readers? What do you do to cheer up during these stressful times?

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what we all get when a narcissistic psychopath gets elected president...

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son (5) does that without being taught. He understands very much for his age and is such a stickler to rules.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's right. Emphasize how important it is that you stay safe and no American will object to wearing a mask.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the brother didn't get sued or anything. And good for him that he did that! He sounds like a very cool guy to me.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, turns out they knew about the level of stupidity all along....

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of something my MIL said when she got offended that I followed the doctors advice regarding my child instead of hers. And complained that the doctor doesn’t know anything.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American war dead from Vietnam is stated at 58,222 and static. Americans deaths from COVID-19 is now 130,000 and climbing. America has the most reported infections, so yeah, I guess we’re “winning” that one.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy did this at stop & shop less than 6 feet from me and it was not a short or light cough. I was worried for 2 weeks.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember the episode in Season 5 of Doctor Who when it was revealed that there were aliens inside of Earth in 2020? I'll bet it will happen any day now.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a theatre nurse, masks become 2nd nature. Try wearing one whilst scrubbed (not allowed to touch face) and with a runny nose. You soon learn to suck that snot up lol

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called Lulworth Cove, the rock formation is Durdle Door. Dorset, on the UK's south coast.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now layer on living on the top floor of a 6 story NYC walk up and forgetting it (facepalm) - the worst

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Poland there is pretty many people who thinks it's conspiracy against their freedom.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had come to the conclusion that there were only about 30 people in the world who knew the difference between 'your' and 'you're' and 'there', 'they're' and 'their'. BP makes me think that maybe there are more of us out there and who also think it matters. That gives me comfort in these dark times. Interesting, though, that the people who don't know the difference do seem to be, shall we say, cretinous morons. Interesting correlation, eh?

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately there are many people that seem to be missing the logical part of their brains.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, too bad millions of more people need to admit it before you see any improvement.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same applies if you have balls and a remote control guys

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're not recovering......many places in the UK are going back into localised lockdowns.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red, violets are blue, use a mask babe, or your're dying too. The end.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the elected officials turn out to be the serial killers....

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a Polynesian joint here in town that uses one of the traditional wood and sharktooth swords for the same purpose. It is awesome. (They refuse to sell me the sword, it would look great in the gun rack on my redneck Jeep next to the butterfly net...owner says he will teach me to make my own when the pandemic ends if we both survive.)

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From where Europeans standing it looks more like a hilarious freakshow playing 24/7 with every other second a new joke. We do have our share of stupid morons, but the US.......

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a play of the taco shop's theme, "Lucha Libre". Even the bottom is awesome, "If you are a luchador, please wear both"

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non-essential does not mean non-valuable. There are things we can live without but shouldn't live without. (I am not referring to telemarketers.)

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    Alexei Arntzen
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah yeah yeah New Zealand is so easy to manage though. It's small and they don't even have snakes there. But good on you. Stay healthy and smug

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, yeah, I did think 2020 would be a turnaround year for me- Lose weight, get engaged, make mustache much more on pointeder, buy new car and generally get off my a*s and upgrade my life. Then I got sad because reasons. Now, I'm optimistic again because I remember that 2020 is the end of this decade. Not the start of the next one. The next decade is gonna be my decade.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    man, i was just wishing for a 2020 update to death note recently, with all of the mask wearing

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took her exactly 9 days of being free and carefree to get infected. I'm sure there are Americans who can do better.....

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The stars are not in position for these plans." "Yep, stars can't go. Not today"

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to point out so much about this woman's health and mindset, but mostly I want to duck b/c damn, she can't handle a gun worth a c**p... What's her motto, SAFETY LAST? (Wait. No mask. Bare feet. Gun waving around. Yep. Safety last...)

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 2120 people will be too busy surviving to actually care how the streets looked in 2020.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time an American says "WE ARE THE BEST! WE ARE NUMBER 1" I think of the scene in Doctor who when the Daleks and Cybermen are arguing and the Daleks say "You are superior at dying!"

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    The way things are going I really don’t see the US coming back from this anytime soon.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly woman! You know that once you use it you can't get rid of it!

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually had to explain this to fellow choir members about 6 years ago. I had a bad cough and flu, but had to go to rehearsals to deal with sheet music. I wore a mask since I was coughing uncontrollably. They actually asked if I thought I would get sick from them. No, dummies, I'm already sick & have to be here, but want you all to be well when we perform in 2 weeks!!

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, yes. Swine flu potential pandemic virus brewing already. PLEASE VACCINATE AGAINST FLU. Even if you get sick, it's not as bad as getting the full no-help-at-all-from-vaccine swine flu. Thank you. PSA over.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to ask out of curiosity. In my country, this gesture with the finger means "I don't believe you". Does it mean the same in English speaking countries or is it just a coincidence?

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have cut my hair, my children's hair and my poodle mutt's hair. We all survived and we actually look half way decent. And even if we didn't, IT'S ONLY HAIR.

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