50 Times People Failed In The Kitchen So Badly, They Just Had To Share Pics Online (New Pics)

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My 20-Year-Old Cousin Got His Own Apartment And It's Going Pretty Well

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Kylie Mountain Premium 2 years ago

Honestly, high school should have a class that's just 'adulting.' This is how to use and maintain the basic kitchen appliances, this is how to do a budget, this is how insurance works, this is how college loans work. Not every little thing, just the first few big things a new adult has to deal with.

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50 Times People Failed In The Kitchen So Badly, They Just Had To Share Pics Online (New Pics)

My 20-Year-Old Cousin Got His Own Apartment And It's Going Pretty Well

The Taste You Can See

Husband's Turn To Cook... I Pop In The Kitchen For A Moment. He Says We're Out Of Breadcrumbs. No Problem, I Say, You Can Use Crackers As A Substitute

My Dough Turned Into A Monster

Tried To Make Purple Lemonade... Got Dirty Mop Ade Instead

The Brioche Looked So Great Right Until I Cut It

You Might Think “Oh, Cute, A Child Tried To Decorate Halloween Cookies!” Nope. This Was All Me. A Grown Man With A Career And No Artistic Ability

I'm Supposed To Bring A Snack To Share At A Work Meeting, I'm Thinking The Beef Broth Gelatin With Hot Dogs And Eggs Should Do It

How

Today I Learned That A Coffee Pot Can Explode

My Pizza On The Left, My Husband’s... Single Cell Organism On The Right

Date Said Her Favorite Food Was Blue Cheese Pizza. I Guess I Misunderstood Where The Emphasis Was Supposed To Be

My First Time Baking Bread... Forgot The Yeast

My Husband Asked Me To Heat Up The Croissant And That He Wanted It Very Crunchy... I Guess I Nailed It

Is Roommate Shaming A Thing?

Forgot About Eggs Boiling

Forgot Spaghetti With Mushrooms In The Microwave For A Week. Now It's A Floofly Ball Of Mold

Asked My Wife To Keep The Oven On Low For The Burgers. Puts It On Low, Broils, And Forgets To Take The Plastic Cover Off

I've Been Looking For My Glasses For 3 Days. Found Them

Casual Reminder - Clean Your Grills. Burgers And Grilled Pineapple. Sort Of

Grabbed The Wrong One And Now All Of My Chocolate Chip Cookies Taste Weird

Just A Normal Milk Shattered A Glass Perfectly In Two And Exploded The Milk Across The Kitchen

I Accidentally Created Vantablack When I Forgot About My Pizza

Brain Malfunctioned While Preparing Scrambled Eggs

This Is How My Boyfriend Cuts An Avocado

My Step-Dad Keeps Forgetting To Take The Boiled Eggs Out Of The Freezer When They Cool Down

My Girlfriend Told Me She Has Never Cooked The Fish Before. I Didn’t Expect Scrambled Haddock

Glass Pot Lid Exploded Into The Pasta

I Just Wanted To Make Pizza Dough

My 6-Year-Old Son Decided To Try To Microwave Dry Mac And Cheese Before I Woke Up

My Favorite Knife - Defeated By Some Leek

My Boyfriend Used To Unscrew The Red Pepper Flakes' Tops At Pizzahut In Junior High For S&Gs. Karma

The New Jar Of Nutella My Girlfriend Tried To Heat In The Microwave

I Planned On Making Pork In The Crockpot While I Was At Work Today. When I Got Home, I Was Shocked My Apartment Didn’t Smell Delicious Until I Saw It

These Eggs My Dad Made With "A Bit Of Turmeric"

I Forgot This Pizza In The Oven About A Year Ago

Wifey Just Learnt That You Can’t Microwave Hard-Boiled Eggs

Wanted To Cook A Nice Meal For My Grandma Since She Doesn’t Have A Lot Of Time Left. I Didn’t Realize She Used Her Oven As A Pantry. I Usually Pre-Check Ovens, Too

Nothing Like A Little Glass For Seasoning

I Rarely Make Breakfast For Myself, But I Decided To Treat Myself This Morning. I Had To Take Like 15 Minutes To Calm Down Before I Could Clean It Up. I Was So Mad

Don’t Cut A Slice Off Before Baking Camembert

Just Spent The Last 3 Hours Cooking For Family Coming Over... Then They Brought Their Own Takeaway To Eat

I Just Remembered I Wanted Waffles 6 Days Ago

Freshly Opened Can Of Jam Has A Big Patch Of Mold. It Even Made The Popping Sound When The Seal Broke

The Oven Just Exploded For Some Reason

Oops. That White Thing That’s In Between The Meat And The Styrofoam In The Package? Yea, I Don’t Think You’re Supposed To Cook That

And That Was Our Dinner

When Your Husband Overestimates Your Ability To Use The Grill

I Baked Potatoes With Emmentaler And Cheddar Sprinkled With Glass Shards

A Little Crispier Than My Husband Likes. Oops

Wife Spent 5 Hours Making Dinner And Specifically The Gravy. She Went To Strain It So She Could Get The Extra Stuff Out, And Accidentally Poured It Directly Down The Drain

I Tried Making Churros. Help Me Come Up With The Restaurant Name, Where I Could Proudly Serve Them

After 2 Days Of Cooking Beans, The Pot Explodes The Night We Were To Feast On Them

Today I Screwed Up By Not Checking The Sauce Before Pouring It Into The Pot

The Yeast Went A Bit Crazy In The Bread I Was Making

When Your 14-Year-Old Forgets To Add The Water Before Destroying The Ramen Noodles And Seasoning For 3 Minutes

I Asked My Boyfriend's Mom Not To Take The Lid Off The Rice While I Quickly Ran To The Shop. When I Got Back, She Said The Rice Was Burnt, So She Put Hot Water In It

The Bottom Of The Slow Cooker Pot Fell Off, Spilling 6 Liters Of Hot Pineapple Juice Everywhere. The Kitchen Will Be Sticky Until The End Of Time

This Is How Being Dumb Feels, I’ve Never Done Something Stupider Than This, I Could’ve Burnt My Whole House By Just Putting A Plastic Cover Over My Ham Into My Oven

If You Need Me I’ll Be Crying In The Bathtub

So I’m A Cook And I Spent About Two Hours Making This Salsa Today Only For Someone To Put It In The Sink And Rinse All Of It Out

This Is How My Wife's Chocolate Cake Looks Like

Rate This Pizza I Made With Some Friends

Forgetting A Hot Pocket And Typing The Wrong Time

My Girlfriend Tried To Bake Minion Cookies

Pot Cover That Can't Handle The Extreme Temperatures Of Frying Eggs. Any Move I Make Drops Glass Shards Into My Food

When Life Gives You Lemons, You Make Lemon Bars And Then Drop Them On The Kitchen Floor

I Over-Stuffed My Sandwich, Then Broke My Sandwich Toaster Trying To Fit It In

Put Them In The Oven On Purpose To Hide Them From Kids. Forgot About Them

Wrong Side Of The Pepper Shaker

I Added Chilli Flakes To My Curry. Turns Out It Was Infested By Weevils. 3 Days Of Dinner Gone

I Tried To Make My Husband Cookies For His Birthday

Blue Waffles. My Kid Insisted

Guys Don’t Cook Shrimps With Red Wine

I Cooked Some Pot Pies Only To Have The Light Bulb Explode Glass, All Over The Top

This Is Why I Don't Cook. I Forgot Plastic Melts And Put The Pizza In An Oven On A Plastic Tray

I Hastily Chose The Wrong Bottle Of The Fridge And Just Covered My Smoked Salmon With Caramel Instead Of Dill Dressing

Heard A Crack, Stopped It And Lifted Up The Jug. Turns Out The Base Separated

My Dinner. I Ate It Anyway