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Have you ever unleashed your inner chef after binge-watching cooking shows? Charged with the new found knowledge, you get ready to whip up a culinary masterpiece. But instead of a delicious chicken vindaloo, the dish turns out to be a total disaster.

But hey, before you rate your dish a 1 out of 10, give yourself some brownie points for trying. After all, you don’t learn unless you try. So we at Bored Panda have collected some cooking misadventures that will make you chuckle and serve up a lesson or two on what not to do in the kitchen.

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    I Spent An Entire Day Baking Challah Bread, Only To Have It Stolen

    I Spent An Entire Day Baking Challah Bread, Only To Have It Stolen

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    I Ran Out Of Food Coloring While Making Cookies And Now The Dough Looks Like A Transplantable Organ

    I Ran Out Of Food Coloring While Making Cookies And Now The Dough Looks Like A Transplantable Organ

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    Kitchen disasters can be quite entertaining as they make for memorable stories. Whether it's a failed attempt at cooking a gourmet meal or that time the smoke alarm went off because of burnt brownies, such mishaps add humor to our culinary adventures.

    But behind every spoilt dish lies a lesson waiting to be learned. Perhaps it's understanding the importance of reading a recipe or knowing the right temperature to bake delicate pastries. In order to become better cooks, we must keep practicing and expanding our knowledge about the ingredients and the techniques used.

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    My Favorite Genre Of Social Media Post Is “People Screwing Up Food To A Diabolical Extreme And Then Going “Oopsies!” As If It’s Nothing”

    My Favorite Genre Of Social Media Post Is “People Screwing Up Food To A Diabolical Extreme And Then Going “Oopsies!” As If It’s Nothing”

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    Fiance Accidentally Left A Pot Of Simple Syrup On The Stove To Burn And Made An Asteroid

    Fiance Accidentally Left A Pot Of Simple Syrup On The Stove To Burn And Made An Asteroid

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    #6

    My Mixer Took Its Own Life

    My Mixer Took Its Own Life

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    Back in the day, grandmas passed down handwritten notes filled with family recipes, detailing every ingredient and step needed to recreate their special dishes. They did this because without exact instructions, it would be incredibly difficult for moms and dads to make those heavenly delicacies.

    Not knowing the exact steps can sometimes spoil the dish as you might mess up the proportions, leading to a bland or overly seasoned dish. Or you might forget crucial steps, such as allowing the meat to rest before slicing, resulting in weird texture and flavor. That is why keeping the recipe handy before entering the kitchen is a good practice.

    #7

    My Rat Cookies Definitely Didn't Turn Out Terribly Awry

    My Rat Cookies Definitely Didn't Turn Out Terribly Awry

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    OneWithRatsAndKefir
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, one of my pet rats was ALMOST the size of the cookies in the outcome at the end of his lifespan; he was a big, fat lazy boy who loved sleep.

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    #8

    Stole Sausages While Cooking A BBQ

    Stole Sausages While Cooking A BBQ

    Our Grey ran to where we had the meat on a plate and he managed to grab a packet of sausages. Saw my girlfriend trying to grab them from him as I sat back and took a photo.

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    #9

    I Forgot To Put Water In My EZ Mac. Stepped Away To Change The Laundry While It Cooked For 3 Minutes

    I Forgot To Put Water In My EZ Mac. Stepped Away To Change The Laundry While It Cooked For 3 Minutes

    When I came back, the microwave was on fire and definitely gave me 6 different types of cancer.

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    Different types of cookware conduct heat differently. Using the wrong utensils can have negative effects on the food. For instance, if you use the wrong pan, it can result in uneven heat distribution, causing certain veggies to cook too quickly or slowly compared to others.

    Certain recipes even require nonstick utensils to prevent ingredients from sticking to the bottom. Using regular cookware can result in ingredients adhering to the surface, burning them or making them difficult to remove without damage. So, you might have to serve guests amoeba-shaped pancakes.

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    Housemate Heated Up Meatball Spaghetti In A Microwave And Left It There For 3 Weeks

    Housemate Heated Up Meatball Spaghetti In A Microwave And Left It There For 3 Weeks

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    Another pro tip to remember is that some cookware materials, such as cast iron or copper, give the food a unique flavor. Never cook acidic foods in reactive cookware like aluminum, as it may alter the taste of the dish and cause discoloration.

    For instance, if you cook marinara sauce in aluminum cookware, the acidic tomatoes will react, resulting in a metallic taste. Similarly, marinating meats in citrusy lemon juice will tenderize the meat, but during cooking, it can turn grayish in color.

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    Rex "Helping" With The Baking

    Rex "Helping" With The Baking

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    #14

    Forgot I Was Heating Oil For French Fries

    Forgot I Was Heating Oil For French Fries

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    #15

    How Not To Cook Spaghetti Squash

    How Not To Cook Spaghetti Squash

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    Apart from all these, it’s important to follow food safety guidelines. Improper handling, storage and cooking of food can lead to illnesses caused by bacteria or viruses. Some of the common culprits include undercooked meat, keeping perishable items at room temperature and cross-contamination of raw and cooked foods.

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    #16

    Made My Mom A Birthday Cake From Scratch, Only To Trip When I Got To The House

    Made My Mom A Birthday Cake From Scratch, Only To Trip When I Got To The House

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    #18

    Someone Posted A Croissant On Fire A Year Ago, Here's My Unfortunate Contribution

    Someone Posted A Croissant On Fire A Year Ago, Here's My Unfortunate Contribution

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    Consuming spoiled food can lead to food poisoning, causing nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. Also, inhaling smoke and fumes from burned food or overheated oils can irritate the respiratory system. It can even worsen existing conditions like asthma or allergies.

    #19

    I Tried To Boil Some Eggs

    I Tried To Boil Some Eggs

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    #20

    I Was Really Looking Forward To This Homemade Quesadilla

    I Was Really Looking Forward To This Homemade Quesadilla

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    #21

    I’m Gonna Say I Misread The Package As 350 Minutes Instead Of Degrees, Not That I Got High And Fell Asleep On The Couch

    I’m Gonna Say I Misread The Package As 350 Minutes Instead Of Degrees, Not That I Got High And Fell Asleep On The Couch

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    Dealing with a kitchen disaster requires quick thinking and creative problem-solving skills. Whether it's salvaging a burnt dish or finding a last-minute substitute for a missing ingredient, we must think on our feet to overcome the obstacle. Just keep trying, and if you fail, remember even the most seasoned chefs make mistakes. So, pandas, tell us about your most recent cooking adventure in the comments below! Was it a hit or a miss?

    #22

    This Is Why I Don't Cook

    This Is Why I Don't Cook

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    Kira Okah
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    6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bit by the break looks ceramic. They were using a pan made for baking on a stovetop?

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    #23

    Accidentally Left Bagels In The Oven For Five Hours

    Accidentally Left Bagels In The Oven For Five Hours

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    My Girlfriend Tried To Cook Lasagna For The First Time

    My Girlfriend Tried To Cook Lasagna For The First Time

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    cerinamroth
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time use a reusable tin/dish made from non-bendy metal or ceramic. Then it won't fold as you handle it with soft stuff inside ... and you can reuse it!

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    #25

    My Sister Tried To Bake Brownies Using Her Own Recipe. She Said The Recipe Included Flour, Eggs, Skittles, Nutella, And Butter. All Random Amounts

    My Sister Tried To Bake Brownies Using Her Own Recipe. She Said The Recipe Included Flour, Eggs, Skittles, Nutella, And Butter. All Random Amounts

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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skittles? Not m&M's? Doomed "recipe" from the get go.

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    #27

    Always Check Your Oven Before Turning It On, Kids

    Always Check Your Oven Before Turning It On, Kids

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    #28

    A Liquorice Cake I Made For My Husband 3 Years Ago And I’ll Never Hear The End Of It

    A Liquorice Cake I Made For My Husband 3 Years Ago And I’ll Never Hear The End Of It

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    My Roommate Was Trying To Keep The Bacon Warm

    My Roommate Was Trying To Keep The Bacon Warm

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    Had A Big Party This Past Weekend. While I Was Greeting Guests I Forgot About The Ribs On The Grill. The Ribs Caught Fire And I Had To Put It Out With A Fire Extinguisher

    Had A Big Party This Past Weekend. While I Was Greeting Guests I Forgot About The Ribs On The Grill. The Ribs Caught Fire And I Had To Put It Out With A Fire Extinguisher

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    #31

    My Microwave Lunch Jumped Up And Flipped

    My Microwave Lunch Jumped Up And Flipped

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    flower petals
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 ”Now this is the story all about how my life was flipped-turned upside down..” 🎶

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    #32

    There's This New Recipe For Black Curly Fries

    There's This New Recipe For Black Curly Fries

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    I Made Eggnog Last Night From Scratch. I Woke Up To This Monstrosity

    I Made Eggnog Last Night From Scratch. I Woke Up To This Monstrosity

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    Put My No-Bake Cookies In The Oven To Cool Overnight. Forgot And Didn’t Tell The Wife But I Sure Remembered When She Started Preheating The Oven For Breakfast Pizzas

    Put My No-Bake Cookies In The Oven To Cool Overnight. Forgot And Didn’t Tell The Wife But I Sure Remembered When She Started Preheating The Oven For Breakfast Pizzas

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    #35

    That’s How Crooked My House Is

    That’s How Crooked My House Is

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    Me Oh My
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, bake another cake, flip it over, and glue the two together with icing. Voila! A normal looking cake!

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    #37

    Fell Asleep While Cooking A Pizza, Leaving It To Cook For Over 10 Hours

    Fell Asleep While Cooking A Pizza, Leaving It To Cook For Over 10 Hours

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking on the bright side - That person burned a lot of calories that day

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    #38

    Well... Today I Found Out That The Bottom Of My Blender Is Detachable

    Well... Today I Found Out That The Bottom Of My Blender Is Detachable

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    I Used To Work At McDonald's. Came In For The Overnight Shift And No One Told Us Pies Were In The Oven. Checked 6 Hours Into The Shift And Found These

    I Used To Work At McDonald's. Came In For The Overnight Shift And No One Told Us Pies Were In The Oven. Checked 6 Hours Into The Shift And Found These

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    I Was Out Of Milk For My Mashed Potatoes So I Used Chocolate Milk

    I Was Out Of Milk For My Mashed Potatoes So I Used Chocolate Milk

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    Forgot To Clean The Rice Cooker, Opened It 2 Months Later To See This. Can I Salvage It?

    Forgot To Clean The Rice Cooker, Opened It 2 Months Later To See This. Can I Salvage It?

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    #42

    Just Wanted A Coffee. Now I Have To Paint My Wall

    Just Wanted A Coffee. Now I Have To Paint My Wall

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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a special coat of something on the kitchen walls because I'm just as graceful as this person.

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    My Potato Exploded

    My Potato Exploded

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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is why you poke them with a fork. I was taught to do it but not why.

    Michael None
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a potato is cooked you are essentially trying cook it by turning the water inside to steam. The skin generally shrinks and creates a steam seal. If you poke it or as I was taught put a small slice in the skin it allows the steam to escape otherwise it's a potato bomb waiting to go off.

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    Charity Angel
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft, just something else to wash. Usually, a potato doesn't need it. (It does turn the bottom of the potato lovely and crispy, though)

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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be on the lookout for a Tater Xenomorph.

    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've baked potatoes in skin many times already. Never once have I seen this happen. XD

    Joseph Bradley
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    potato: kaboom? oven (or whatever you cooked em in probs microwave: yes rico kaboom

    Panda Mona
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This potato didn´t explode - it only vomited. And obviously feels better now.

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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to keep nails especially for oven baked potatoes.

    Michelle C
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I poke holes and wrap in aluminum foil with butter and salt...never seen anybody just put it in the oven like that

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    #44

    My Friend Said She Makes Perfect Steaks

    My Friend Said She Makes Perfect Steaks

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    cerinamroth
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell by the outside that that is not going to be anywhere near "perfect".

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    A Picture That Speaks A Thousand Words

    A Picture That Speaks A Thousand Words

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    Was Searching Google Maps For Coffee But Found This Abomination Instead

    Was Searching Google Maps For Coffee But Found This Abomination Instead

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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is actually a breed of chicken that has black skin and flesh. its possibly that....?

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    Smoker’s Lung? Nope. Alcoholic’s Liver? Nah. My Teriyaki Chicken? Yup

    Smoker’s Lung? Nope. Alcoholic’s Liver? Nah. My Teriyaki Chicken? Yup

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    I Was Really Craving These Frozen Dumplings And Cooked Up Our Last Few For My Husband And I. Got A Credit Card Fraud Notification And Had To Call My Bank. Promptly Forgot About The Dumplings

    I Was Really Craving These Frozen Dumplings And Cooked Up Our Last Few For My Husband And I. Got A Credit Card Fraud Notification And Had To Call My Bank. Promptly Forgot About The Dumplings

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    Saw A Weird-Looking "Chicken Piece" And Took A Closer Look

    Saw A Weird-Looking "Chicken Piece" And Took A Closer Look

    Always check your oil before reusing it... This guy must've fallen in overnight because I (stupidly) didn't place a lid on the pot, and I tried to push him out of my kitchen window the night before.

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    #50

    I Have Never Made Burgers Before

    I Have Never Made Burgers Before

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