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Whether it’s talking about overheard conversations in Los Angeles, San Francisco or London, we just can’t seem to get enough of the hilarious things happening on the streets. Try to imagine living in New York, a dynamic and diverse city full of politics, economy and culture—it can be impossible to cover your ears from private interactions.

And Wall Street might be one of the busiest places of them all. Located in lower Manhattan, it has become synonymous with the financial markets of the U.S. and the companies within it. A popular Instagram account called Overheard On Wall Street is a spin-off that was created to complement the fast-growing Overheard LA founded by Jesse Margolis in 2015.

As of today, the account has a following of more than 270K people and is the place to find the newest hot gossip floating around the Financial District. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest things from this account for your entertainment. Scroll down and upvote your favorite conversations!

#1

I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dobby still owed money to the bank. Dobby realised he would never be a free Elf.

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Wall Street can be seen as a literal street at the southern end of Manhattan. But as we all know, it's much more than that. It's the historic home to the New York Stock Exchange and many other HQs of brokerages and investment banks. If you're wondering about the origin of the name, it refers to a long-gone wall that was built in the 17th century by Dutch colonists. The intention for it was to defend themselves from the British, Native Americans, and pirates. Even though the Wall was taken down, the name still remains.

As of today, being on Wall Street is actually no longer a prerequisite for a financial industry firm. To the general public, the name still means investment business and the companies who trade on exchanges nationwide. You should think of it as an umbrella term or more like a symbol since today many businesses are located all around the U.S.

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    Wall Street is known to be a tricky environment. If you want to get a job there, it may require a bit more hustle than a resume or diploma. Troy Prince, the founder of a nonprofit organization Wall Street Bound, said that "without having formal pathways, without having the social capital, young people find it challenging to break into that space."

    Since ordinary people find it difficult to access such an exclusive financial community, it sure is fun to read their private conversations on social media. From insanely long hours to not-so-friendly working conditions, people are bound to say something gossip-worthy. Although you could think that being in such a fast-paced environment would prevent them from focusing on others' lives, it's not quite true.

    Studies show that it is way harder to cover our ears from strangers' personal lives than we thought. According to the research done by O2, 84 percent of UK residents eavesdrop on others’ conversations while on a train or platform. When it comes to talking on their phones, people reveal so much more information than they think, ranging from salary or work gossip (48% of conversations) to doctor results (23%).

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    #6

    Never Be Afraid To Give Unsolicited Depression

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine him stretching to get it and the guy just sitting there ignoring him. Lol

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    "In drawing up a guide to ‘phone etiquette’, the mobile network has found that many people are unwittingly revealing the details of their lives to hundreds of people. Making matters worse, 74% then gossip with their friends about the overheard conversation, and 40% of us reveal details on Facebook and Twitter."

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    #9

    Y’all Monetizing Compliance Now?

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    Tom Spade
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, do share...I already know the don't get caught part, so hit me with the methodology....

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    If you’ve ended up on Wall Street finding yourself between the titans of the industry, chances are you’ve been eavesdropped on. And there's a big possibility that the passive-aggressive conversation you had with your co-worker about the weekend ended up on the Overheard Wall Street Instagram page.

    The hilarious content that is posted here is definitely enjoyable for people since there are so many different spinoffs of the original account. Earlier on, Bored Panda talked to a spokesperson of Overheard about the success and growth of the project: "While our home will always be Instagram, we have begun to expand to other verticals such as text via the community app Clubhouse, where we host a biweekly comedy show and are exploring some really exciting product ventures."

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    One of the reasons why Overheard is so successful could be that it's connecting people through things they have in common, like shared location or experience. "We’re not just posting some dumb quote—we’re focusing on these themes of dating and digital life and food and fitness and Instagram culture and all that stuff," the representative explained.

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    "Whether that is living in NYC (@overheardnewyork), dating on Bumble (@overheardbumble), or talking about celebrities (@overheardcelebs). It’s our goal to make people laugh and provide moments of joy and self-reflection."

    #20

    Giveaway Alert 🚨
@polymarket Is Giving Away $5,000 USD To 10 Lucky Winners. Follow Link In Bio For Instructions. Giveaway Ends Tonight, So Get Your Entry In!

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign that I don't spend my money on expensive inferior gadgets just to impress total strangers I perhaps don't even like.

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    #21

    *moelis Bans All Analyst Testing*

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    Angela B
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Was really trying to keep an open mind but they really are a pack of ar@* hats.

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    In the Overheard Wall Street case, it's all about finding those lighthearted moments in the uncertainty and irregularity of the Financial District's schedules. If you still wish for some more ‘Overheard’ greatness, we’ve got you covered. Check out our previous posts about Overheard New York, Overhead Bumble and Overhead University.

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    #22

    We’re Listening

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know what, if this is wall street guys and they are allegedly working (ie gambling with stocks to make rich guys richer), really I have no empathy at all. Only dark malice actually.

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    #23

    For Every Like We Will Donate One Antibody To This Moelis Analyst

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what they'd if the analyst dies. "Quick, call the psychic, we need to contact his ghost, so that he can update the model!"

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    #29

    Amen

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    Laugh or not
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha, didn't we all? At that stage, I think we should have all learned that next year is not going to be better, just worst in different ways.

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    #31

    You Can’t Bust A Model If You’re Gaming With The Boys

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    #32

    This Man Just Got Nasdaq-Ed

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, did I say idiot? I meant idiosyncratic, of course. You are so unique!"

    #33

    Not All M&a Is Good M&a

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    #35

    When You’re Just An All-Nighter Away From Going Full Patrick Bateman

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    #36

    If You Position Yourself Correctly The Toilet Paper Dispenser Is A Great Prop To Lay Your Head Down And Pass Out For A Good 29 Mins

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    #40

    @tommyjohnwear Got Your Balls Covered

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    #41

    *5 Mins Later* “What’s The Eta On This?”

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    #43

    Live Look At “I Been Through Foster Care And This Is Arguably Worse.”

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    #46

    Ok Thx

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    #47

    Goldman Mds Going The Extra Mile Today
join 🍋 @short.squeez For Memes In Your Inbox 📥 (Link In Bio)

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    #48

    No Rush But Do It Before U Leave Today

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    #49

    Why Lose 2% On Inflation When You Can Lose 50% On Otm Call Options

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    #50

    @forbesunder30 What’s Your Venmo?

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    King Kashue
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like something a quick search should return - I mean, the Forbes 30 under 30 lists are always published, yet none of the lists for 2021, 2020, 2019, and 2018 has a "Preston" on it. If someone's gonna make up a quote for this sort of thing, why include a detail that *immediately* shows its fake?

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    #51

    What Feels Like An Extreme Sport But Isn’t

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    #53

    Welcome To Whose Line Is It Anyway Where Everything Is Made Up And The Points Don’t Matter

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need hundreds of millions for that. Or more. If you only have a few million, more rules apply to you than anyone else.

    #54

    It’s M&a Szn

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    #55

    Someone Get Back Office Brad A Discounted Covid Trip To NYC

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    #56

    No Rush At All

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    #57

    Je Suis Vraiment Désolé Bébé

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    #59

    Mds Be Like Pls Get Ur Lunch Couriered To Me Thx

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I bet the other kids on this conference call don't talk to their mothers like this!"

    #60

    Gm

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're a spoiled brat without telling me you're a spoiled brat.

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    #61

    Interns In The Dms: They Call Me Patrick Bateman Cause All I Do Is Close Deals ;)
interns At The Office...

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    #63

    Popular Opinion: Wall Street Gettin’ Too Soft

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    #65

    Mute Button Has Taken The Biggest L Of 2020

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    #67

    In Light Of Today’s Events, Let’s Do An Analyst Street Sentiment Check. Get Swipin’

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    #69

    Do You Forget You’re Screen-Sharing Five Mins In Or You Normal?

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    #71

    If Any Virtual Intern Is Named Alexa The Curse Can Be Broken

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    #72

    One Small Word, One Giant Leap For Mankind

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    #73

    Sounds Good, Will Do

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    #74

    & That Kids Was The Last Call This Analyst Ever Lead #exiledtothebackoffice

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    #75

    @corona #ad

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    #76

    Boomer Mds After Listening To Kesha

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    #77

    Probably One Of The Thirteeen Disciples Who Started The Occupy Work-Life Balance On Wall Street

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    #78

    If The Answer’s Not “Will Do” It’s The Wrong Answer

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    #79

    Hf Mfs Really Be Questioning The Three Cent Inflation On The Venti

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    #80

    Wall Street Pls Fix

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    Missa Rei
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if there aren't any Davids? Oop, better start hiring. Now hiring: Anyone named David.

    #81

    Sounds Like A Great Deal For 95 Hours/Week

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    #82

    Wall Street Culture Is Improving 🤝

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    #83

    *proceeds To Kill 98% Of The Deck, With 18 New Creates 9 Hours Before The Meeting*

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    #84

    Tf Is Wacc Anyway?

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    #85

    Private Equity Dads Be Like

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    #87

    Whomst Md Making The Analyst Take Him To The Doctors

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    #88

    Never Have I Ever – Investment Banking Edition ➡️➡️➡️

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    #91

    Y’all Gotta Delete Your Staffers Off Of Instagram Asap

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    #92

    Hamptons Dj D-Sol Consoling His Analysts Like

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    #93

    I Cannot Bear This Market 🦥

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    #94

    *coronavirus Likes This*

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    #95

    The Therapist You Didn’t Ask For

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    Missa Rei
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, middle and high school starts at 7:30 am in some schools....

    #96

    Literally Everyone On Wall Street Right Now

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