Good for him

If he burned her any harder she’d be medium rare

🤣

I got carded once buying WD40 in Oklahoma City. Who is drinking/snorting/huffing WD40 in Oklahoma City??? You’re ruining the hardware store for all of us.

About sums it all up

To be fair, they do emit CO2.

..and how would anyone know that.. we're all suspects with a hoodie hiding goods inside.

Yes rat suit person, I'm there with you

Hahaha. Lost my wallet on a street in the Bronx. Someone mailed it back to me minus all the cash.

25$ for a drink? What do they make drinks from, virgin unicorn's tears?

No beating around the bush

I can change that

You know, if you don't want them to come you could just... not invite them.

It's a myth perpetuated by plot devices in films and TV that it isn't possible to sell houses that have had murders, suicides, hauntings, etc. In real life people are so desperate to buy them and make the most of it that often houses that were the site of horrific crimes are torn down.

Because being in this moment is better than being in that moment.

Ugh. Poor girl can’t even do her shopping without having some random guy hitting on her! That’s so out of order. 😑🤦‍♀️

I guess it’s not worth going there then? 🤷‍♀️😂

I'm the customer in this I think.

Go to the guy on 72nd then! What’s the big issue? It’s literally $4 difference, either way! 🤣

I'm almost willing to bet that it was actually the Puerto Rican flag...

I just read that drinks cost $25, no way I'd be tipping either.

Money can't buy happiness? Then I'll pay to lease it.

when pigeons have more rights than women in some states and countries.

Try being a REAL FRIEND to her. See her a PERSON with thoughts, feelings, wants, fears and history. Then your relationship might have a basis for longevity.

gotta be specific

"I'm a work in progress" guy meets "I can change him" girl, they fall in love, and live happily ever after.

honestly same

Cheers I’ll drink to that bro

Why are they bragging about living in a city that allegedly smells like urine?

No. Not okay.

Just my opinion but people who think like that are not worth dating in the first place.

If the therapist actually did say that they are terrible therapist. However it is possible that by asking the right questions they helped their client work out for themselves what they wanted, which turned out to be an end to their current relationship, and it the inevitability of it felt like being 'told' to do it.

Priorities.

Dude, she's trying to tell you she's not interested without embarrassing you or risking being verbally (or more) attacked. Take the hint. Why do these men want to try and force uninterested women into dating them?

They both have a bad crash when the buzz wears off

Oooo mysterierious

*proceeds to take out 10 dogs named bagel*

True that.

Hahaha. They should officially change company name now.

The roach fight is so real! Although, I don't care where you live, 400 bucks for moisturizer is a scam.

priorities

dang the second person should be having the standup show haha

He needs to get his act together

Single but drooling over every other person that walks across ...

Tiny mini hipsters... not so cute. ^^

That's all part of the package you signed up for dude.

No, you're just delusional and imagining things, that never happened.

Oh yeah that's good

I warned you. you have to get paid up front.