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Online dating is a lot of fun, from the sidelines. Just two people trying to get to know each other from nothing but a profile picture and a short bio. It’s an awkward conversation factory that keeps on giving. 

The Overheard Dating Instagram account gathers all the funny, awkward, and strange conversations people have encountered when texting a possible partner. We also reached out to James Preece, a dating coach & relationship expert to ask some questions about finding love in the 21st century. So keep scrolling, upvote your favorites, and check out Bored Panda’s other article on online dating conversations here

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Hoody Hoo
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. For Valentine's Day, birthday, anniversary, doesn't matter. Buy me Hickory Farms or something.

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Take me to dinner first
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unpopular opinion but I think I'd be very pleased with flowers. Yeah, they don't last long and yeah I love food but idk, I think is cute. Yesterday I saw a boy walking down the street with flowers and chocolate and that made me smile

fair_weather_rose
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it really depends on the person and the situation. Sometimes it can be nice to get flowers, and honestly I think flowers would last longer than 20 artisanal donuts.

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Trash Panda 🦝
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, some men like showing up with flowers. Am I the only guy out there that likes doing sincere and old fashioned dating things? And no, I'm not 60, lol

Do-nut touch da donut
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im a fan of old fashion dating... no im not 60 either :3

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Tiramisu
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let us summon the donut sloth…

Knittin'Kitten
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On our first date my husband brought me roses. I was like, hey, that's very sweet of you, but we are going to walk around in the city for hours now, what am I supposed to do with these, just hold them the whole time and watch them die? 😅 I actually prefer no present or something edible/drinkable. On the second date he brought me a bag of spinach, that made a great dinner the day after, so it was a much better present and it was pretty funny as well 😄

Marcellus II
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rather 20 donuts or 20 roses to walk around with for hours? I think roses, especially on hot sweaty days.

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Starbug
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd prefer potted plant/flowers. Gimme succulents actually!

digitalin
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good communication.

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    Ash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy on online dating once opened with, "on a scale of 1 to Human Centipede, how close will you let me get to that a*s?" I answered, "Negative 25," and blocked him.

    Starbug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😆 I like you (just not on a how close can I get to your a*s way!)

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    Lady Miss Pie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too cute to have a PhD? What does that even mean

    Becca Kuehn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ignorant person who said it believes that OP is too cute to be intelligent enough to earn a PhD.

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    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is clearly smart and I hope the guy takes the comment to heart even if he probably doesn't deserve her time. That said, you don't have to have a PhD to know how to use "chauvinistic" correctly.

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    Jungle Empress 85
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So people who are young and pretty can't be smart. Good to know. /s

    Hannah Thompson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just say, "and you're too stupid to be talking to me ;) bye ugly" someone like this will not understand the response paragraph. Don't waste your words on idiots like this lolll

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cute. Well-matched. science nerds.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well THAT was pretty fast. Make sure she doesn't charge. (Sorry to be so negative.)

    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When science and dating clash

    The Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that was some twisted foreplay. 🤣

    Some rando dude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peter Parker might have just met the girl of his dreams.

    Trophy Husband
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be friends with this couple so I can hear more jokes!

    Amanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me this worked out for them

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    We wanted to know how best not to lose heart in the turbulent waters of online dating. “It's so important not to get disheartened. Every person you meet or interact with means you are one step closer to getting the relationship you dream of. If you stop now, you'll never know if the very next person (or the one after that!) might just be the one. Rejection is never personal as we are all looking for different things. Instead, view every date or conversation as an opportunity to have fun and learn from someone new,” James advised.

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    We also wanted to know about setting healthy boundaries at the start of pursuing a relationship. James suggests that “if you accelerate things too quickly then you'll eventually hit the problem where you run out of steam. There's no reason to commit to one person until you are ready. You have to keep exploring your options to make sure and work out what you really want. After all, you wouldn't stop going for job interviews until you've got a job. Therefore, it's important to set some realistic expectations right from the start so you can be sure you are attracted to them on all levels - rather than just physical desire.”

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squabbles over air conditioning / heating are fundamental to the relationship between me and my wife.

    foryouwhynot IB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine too, it starts a majority of our regular conversations! (I kid)…

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    David Force
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I used to fight about until I put up a fake thermostat she could adjust, it just wasn’t hooked up, 😂

    Hoody Hoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my exes put a lock box over the thermostat. Which is how I almost learned to pick locks, then got a hammer.

    third molar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things get escalated when you both are googling laws of thermodynamics to prove your thermostat settings

    Alecto76
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the summer, my husband likes the AC on all the time. I don't like AC unless it is really hot (85F, 30 C +). I want to open the windows. In the winter, my husband likes the heat on to a normal temp. I want it super warm during the day. But at night, I like to open the window by the bed, especially if its snowing and snows on my head while I'm wrapped in a blanket. I believe we will eventually have to live in separate houses, if not climates.

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    Daft Mosquito
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    2 years ago

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    What's so funny? Many countries done have Ikeas, even more have no idea what ikea is. What do you know about the guy who wrote that, hahaking ember of a human?

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I came for the meatballs and couldn't find the way out"

    Amy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how they get us all

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    N G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "but you're in bed wearing pyjamas "............."yes in Ikea"

    digitalin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the Ikea showroom feels very home-like.

    Richard Low
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went for a job interview at IKEA and the manager said "hello there welcome to IKEA make yourself a chair".

    Richard Low
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top tip: save a fortune on expensive escape room experiences by simply going to IKEA on a Saturday afternoon.

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! It its me, I dont know what to say next... :D

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    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing cringe about this one.

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahaha. My youngest looks at her oldest sister's life as a form of birth control. Lol

    Nonesuch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His brother must have sired flk's...funny looking kids.

    rodger coghlan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew has 5 boys - tookaaway the pressure for me to produce grandkids

    “Things are becoming serious once you find that you are spending more and more time with someone and starting to miss them when you aren't together. You'll probably begin to be a little more emotionally invested in them and you may even experience a little jealousy as you become attached. It's also a big sign when you are making plans for several months again - such as a holiday or meeting friends and family,” he added when clarifying how best to understand when your relationship has exited the initial stage and is becoming more serious. 

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    Abby da great
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he was even role-playing as the ghost itself!!

    suki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS MADE ME GIGGLE LMFAOO

    Astrius
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no…… i forgot to text back……….. (napstablook)

    Angelita Lapenskie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine's the 2nd! ✌️ Also, luv ur profile name! 🏳️‍🌈

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    Ivan Petrov
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be very sad, if you promise "spooky stories" and deliver none.

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    Ember
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spat out my tea laughing at this one….I hate crocs too

    GlamourGhoul
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're so ugly! I see crocks or Ugg boots and I just...can't. I lose the ability to can. And don't give me that "but they're so comfortable" line. They're a crime against fashion.

    PandaPops
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear them to work in the ED department. They are sooo comfy for a 12hr shift and washable.. which is a must in my job

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    JoJo Anisko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does everyone hate crocs? Seriously asking.

    Someone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey whats wrong with camo crocs

    El Howard
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you even _own_ camo Crocs, that's a real deal breaker!

    Dekker451
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This exchange wrongfully implies that non-camo crocs are somehow acceptable.

    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you stand on camo non-crocs? I think that's worse.

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    GayBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's insane how *offended* people get over *FOOTWEAR*.

    AngelWingsYT
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing against crocs (especially camo) but not a good idea for an (assuming) first date xD

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the instruction manual for one is a little longer than the other.

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    N G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country, if you can complete "operation" without sounding the buzzer then you qualify as a surgeon ;/

    Disgruntled Pelican
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be mind boggling to the surgeon when they first cut into someone and bump the side and no buzzer sounds lol

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    John Anderson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's who I want operating on me, a doctor that dates stoners

    tuzdayschild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no choice, I must upvote this.

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow. Avoid that 1. Lol

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    James had some final advice for people who have just started dating for the first time or after a longer hiatus: “trust your gut when it comes to dating. If something doesn't feel right or you feel you are making excuses for someone, then they probably aren't your person. It's important that you take the time to get to know someone, so you'll know if they are treating you with respect and as a priority.” You can find his site here or his podcast here

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    Stary_cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one’s funny I like it

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave up waiting for a happy birthday message from my friends since I only get about 3 per year

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sense of humor here is great. Sadly it seems to be missing now days, especially on dating sites (seriously if you can't be humerus it's probably why you're single. Nobody wants to date a personality of yappy dog that gets noisy when it doesn't like a sound or a shape or just because it' likes barking. Lol

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that bar fell on the floor, rolled down the stairs into the basement, and fell into a hole that they were digging to investigate water infiltration.

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    Starbug
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner literally catfished me. He DMed a picture of his cat so obviously I had to ask everything about her!

    Anna Bender
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never understood why height is considered a selling point.

    Distracted Serpent
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because someone in the house needs to be able to reach the third and fourth shelves in my kitchen without having to schlep the step stool out every time I want to grab a wine glass. Lol

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    Paul Nieder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's 6 ft tall. Big deal. Is that supposed to make up for any other shortcomings?

    Anička
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously 😋 one can wear heels and stuff. And somehow 6 ft is the arbitrary cut off point that, as a society, we've apparently decided on... 🙄

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    No Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand people who reject potential partners because they don't have a dog...

    AngelWingsYT
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD pro tip. If you are gonna have a cute animal in your pfp you better be ready to present it at dates xD

    Carrie Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else get the vibe that she would rather him be a dog since he didn't have his pupper with him? I kind of got a whole disturbing beastiel vibe!

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. When a person is more interested in the animals than you it's a sign to maybe stop trying with her (shes dropping a not so subtle hint. Lol) and swipe to the next. Lol

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    A girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL, I appreciate the honesty.

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of thought was put into that answer. Respect.

    Cooking Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On thursday I usually forget what day it is..

    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 I don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too🎶

    i_like_boats
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cough cough* Friday I’m in love by the cure??

    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man. Thursday has always been my favorite day of the week… It has all of the anticipation and hope for a great weekend before the inevitable disappointment!

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    Online dating has a pretty negative reputation, if not for its awkwardness, then from the constant churn of texts and rejection. The Pew Research Center has found that roughly one in three Americans have used an online dating site or app, but only a measly 12% actually went on a date or married someone they met over the internet. Despite these pretty low numbers, most users are still satisfied with their experience, since it’s probably nicer to get left on read than to be rejected to one’s face. 

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    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I see a cat with fancy moustache and a glass of wine

    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw Meaux and my first thought was brie...

    Carolina De La Cruz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that was f*****g perfect!!!!!! I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I will date this person just for the joke !!!

    Ronald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So stupid, meow meow, purr purr

    Terry Rex
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that is pronounced Moe not me owwww

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well if he's british he's completely fine with waiting in line.

    John Anderson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll keep the queue straight and organised

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birth charts? I don't need to chart my birth. I just look in the mirror and know I exist.

    pink_panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But without a chart, how can you be sure?

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "birth charts"? Run. Run Away. As Fast As You Can.

    Trophy Husband
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is she surprised that an Englishman wants to wait in a queue...

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a mail in (our state does that) and all that other stuff mentioned is exactly why I'm a mail in.

    Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think because they're living in the US/out of the UK, they're not able to vote where they currently live.

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    Jules Marten-Feldmann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's British. Standing in line is what they do. He's been preparing for this date his whole life😅

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    Paul Ackerman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Invest in whatever platform made this match!

    No Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naaah, you gotta be joking rn 🤡

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    The same research found that women are more methodical when analyzing a potential date's profile, and most (72%) indicated that they had specific criteria they looked for. Men, the raccoons of the internet seemed content to take whatever they could find. This could also be because most men reported getting fewer messages and responses than they would have liked. Beggars can’t be choosers, it seems. 

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    tuzdayschild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly like zombied but he also borrows money.

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    El Howard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her: "Can we meet up right away, like tomorrow?" Me, next day: "Hey, I"m in town today, can we get together?" Her: "Sorry, I'm busy all day helping a friend get their car towed." Her, over 2 months later: "I was busy, but now I'm not... can we get together?" Me: 👻👻👻

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had womend9 this afew times. Even had a womanleave me for a guy and the ring a couple months later asking if I'd like to get back together. I believe her response was "click" when I said why I wouldn't. Lol

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG nooooo I always ignore these super long chain emails

    JoJo Anisko
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I maliciously break the chain every time. I feel like karma is on my side, because they are the MLM of annoying people.

    Stary_cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get them like every day, and I don’t forward them guess ima have a horrible dating life like they say

    Your Neighborhood Alien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, man! Those used to really freak me out! I feel like I used to see them all the time in comment sections, but now they've disappeared (which I'm not comparing about 😂)

    Becca Kuehn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not complaining about them disappearing either. 😅

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    Mark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never forwarded 1 (never will) and I'm married now so yeah nah. Lol

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    Laura Mandado Cacho
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't say they didn't give options 🤣

    Brian “BB” B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot to list hydration through osmosis lol

    John Anderson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the time line on his drink offers? He get ghosted?

    Telmo Belo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to a bar with a girl once. I ordered a martini. She ordered milk. MILK! AT A BAR!

    StankleBerry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every human drinks. Why do people assume it means alcohol!?

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    Roughly a third of women reported having to often deal with overly persistent suitors (37%), unsolicited images (35%), and even harassment (28%). One in ten even experienced threats online. All of these numbers are even higher for women between 18 and 34 years of age. Given the dangers, most men should be happy enough that any women are willing to brave a dating app or site. 

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    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 2019 holidaying in Iceland, I met a nice USA couple. I told them that not all of us (the world) blame all of them for Trump. Him: Big grin. Her: "Oh thank Dog!" My wife: "You can't say that! They might have voted for him!" Me: "Nah, they're outside the US." Her: "That's about right." All laugh.

    Ash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my friends was overseas interacting with some people who didn't speak English. They realized she was US American. One of them goes, "Trump?" So she mimed vomiting. She said they had a good laugh over that.

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    Brandon Parisien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I encouraged so many Americans to vote Biden...these being Americans who either don't normally vote or vote 3rd party.

    StankleBerry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Trump was announced my friend in the USA messaged me to apologise on behalf of her country 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Richard Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 2004 I got the s**t beat out of me in Cologne because of Bush. They didn't car that I didn't vote for him.

    Marci T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a cruise during the 2016 presidential primaries and we met some ladies from Australia. We assured them that there was absolutely no way that Trump would get the nomination, let alone be elected president. :-/

    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, re Biden - who would vote for a pedophile corrupt senile fool???

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To arrive at work in a shopping cart covered in hummus.

    Impasta (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dream where I touched a spider and each leg broke off and turned into another spider

    Pattie B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a dream that I met Paul McCartney, but then he robbed me 🤷

    Nonesuch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dream I hung out with Dolly Parton She wore no makeup or wig.

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    Your Neighborhood Alien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's dreams (sleeping kind) also can reveal a lot about them.

    Amy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I had a dream that Weird Al was trying to kidnap me and my friend, so we stole a car to get away and drove it down Rainbow Road from Mario Kart. Then as we were running from the police, my friend turned into a dog. Thank you, NyQuil.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. This is why I took so long to get married.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HUMMUS!!! Who's hungry as well...???!!! XD

    Ronald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trapped and covered in Humus? Human s...e...men??

    michele zito
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG sprayed the screen of my PC with a mouthful of coffee, covered in hummus HAHAHA.

    Brazen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a dream that I was pushing a shopping cart down a large hill into a valley. Half way down the hill the landscape turned into lasagna, and the cart turned into a huge fork, I ate until I exploded...which in turn woke me up. It was so vivid and bizarre. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one with weird dreams. lol

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    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's hard for me to flirt with a stranger, too!

    Ash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't flirt and I can't recognize when other people are flirting with me. ...My love life has been oddly uneventful...

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    digitalin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A stand-up dude is a better catch than someone who flirts easily with strangers.

    memyselfandI
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to my mom, the guys who are really bad at dating are often the best husbands.

    Khandnalie E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of men are bad at flirting, because it's impossible anymore to know where the line between flirty and creepy is, and that line seems to arbitrarily change based on appearance and apparent wealth

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure it is a case of 'anymore' just that more women are more public about calling out the creeps. And the line is pretty easy - be respectful. That said, a man who is bad at flirting is not a turn off for many.

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    Kate Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like when a Calvin and Hobbes comic ends on something even more Wholesome than usual.

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad fact is for guys it's a minefield k owing when is appropriate to make a compliment and when not to. At least this lady seems to understand

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I just like very bright hats

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hair isn't quite bold but it's very nearly italics.

    John Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She screamed "BALD". I'd like to know what the next few texts said

    Rider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bald is sexy. Plus it means more hot water for me.

    RafCo (he/him/ele)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a bald guy, it's true. I also never steal my wife's expensive shampoo or conditioner. The sexy part, not so sure.

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    Anikulapo
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    2 years ago

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    Peryton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impatient , can't cook.. nope

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    Jessica N
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My veggie intake? Mostly the lettuce that doesn't fall out of a taco

    JoJo Anisko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually love veggies, but your comment was so inspiring. 😉

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complex carbs and a balanced meal? Yep, I like nachos too.

    HogHedge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My vege intake comes from hops.

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    Xtina-na-na-fofina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she’s consistent 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Ronald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So FUNNY!! I make healthy veggie smoothees, add vodka and is a party!! DAILY!! Wifes likes the fruity ones....

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well someone has been to Lacuna Inc.

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thenthey dated and fell in love as is usually the case in these situations. Lol

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    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read I have to tell my mom, I thought the mom maid it, so she'd be excited to know someone else likes it too.

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahahaha. Some people are blessed which is basically God showing off while the rest of us exercise hours a day to not be fatter than we already are. Lol

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    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's s****y. Good of the person to be a go-between, but it's really s****y.

    Judes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why have another guy in your profile pic? Weird.

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    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG my sicko brain assumed they were asking for a threesome! *dies of embarrassment

    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how this person just accepted it

    Ann Sproul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're asking who the other guy is cuz they want to get with him, not the dude they're texting

    Hannah Thompson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she hooked up with him? And didn't get his (Tom's) number. Then when she saw him she asked the poster of the photo for Tom's number lmao

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    Selina Ali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I don't get what's going on here...

    Disgruntled Pelican
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has been in many similar situations, the person in yellow wants to get together with Tom, hence why they asked who he was and dropped the "I think you know." It's not fun being asked for your friend's numbers because you're not attractive enough.

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually sad for the guy but he handled it like a true champ

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    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta feeling this ain't gonna happen...

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it will and they'll be fabulous for each other.

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    CP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a good comeback!

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Not the answer he was looking for... but it told him a lot...

    Some rando dude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's a valid question from both parties if I'm gonna play Devil's Advocate (which I am.)

    Sheila Carty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dunno, it was a legitimate question

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a d*ck. Some women do ACTUALLY enjoy sports. Hell, some of us even PLAY sports.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine this like a full-on court-room scene, but they throw more and more paperwork, approach each other with each new accusation until... They either fight or kiss... Either way, it's satisfying.

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow. 1. It took 3 years and he thought that was exclusive 2. She hadn't deleted and vlocked him in that time 3. She responded to him after his 3 years of ghosting. Lol

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "and you're still here, replying... So, up to much in the next three years?"

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I currently work with 4 married women, do not recommend if you're single for years and years

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a broader view. If you're in love with Elizabethan sonnets, Girl Scout cookies, or The Beatles' White Album, then you're in love. Get up and dance!

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty sad. I feel for this person because I've been there ans it isn't much fun

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    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother in law died on Valentine's day this year - that day is done for us

    Ronald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a side chick, wife knew, On Valentines day I took her to a restaurant near her home. She was a tiny woman. She ordered grilled shrimp then screamed upon arrival. She meant to say Scallops. I smoothed thing over, tipped the waitress twice. My wife had a shrimp dinner, SURPRISE!!

    Micaela Royo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His cat got verified? Is that Jordan lmao

    Miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat instagram is a red flag :D

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    John Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're bringing taco bell, bring that tortilla looking blanket to cuddle in. Set the whole vibe

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmmm! Cuddling.... farting... cuddling... farting some more.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you want to ruin someone else's toilet.....

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    John Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have so much in common. Our ex's are dirt bags, let's get get together and bash them over coffee

    Nonesuch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are on the rebound. Careful there.

    BWC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the best time. Both are in need of that "in between" person before getting serious again.

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    Ronald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharpen you tongues, swords and lets play Stick it to the EXs

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    REBOUNDING REBOUNDS! new show on CBS

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow this won't be a disaster at all. Apparently. Lol

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too deep too early...like quicksands.

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have no idea what this means, is it bad or good?

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's good.- they both spend money to be able to connect to the other one. (I THINK)

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    Paul Nieder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't swiping left mean you don't have any interest?

    Jo March's aardvark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here at Bumble, we're all about empowering people to make a bold first impression. The Hive is rolling out SuperSwipe. It's a new feature that lets you tell a potential match you're confidently interested in them.

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Country music album, "I Shaved My Legs for This?"

    A girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh. I can relate to that

    Becca Kuehn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had too many dates that were a total waste of make up.

    Nonesuch
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much makeup do you use? Or are you talking about the time it took to apply it?

    Missy Corron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Spongeworthy! IYKYK

    Kinetics Loves Apples
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's more like, "That was a waste of my previously non-acne filled face."

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I've had dates where it honestly wasn't w9rth me shaving my 2 weeks of facial help off and wearing nonripped clothing. Lol

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    Nonesuch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the tennis ball bounces on your side of the court hit it back

    Patty Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the 3rd entry that is white font on a bright yellow background. Can any of you read these without getting an immediate headache, or is it just me

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blimey! Not everyone is good at flirting or apps. I mean look at the one who took three years to reply 😂😂

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes well its pretty impossible to continue a conversation when a person merely answered a question and says nothing back. Wow how is it these people think this works well when trying to find a date. I think brina may end up single for a very very long time. Lol

    heath haris
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean for God's sake we aren't practicing how to have a conversation. No need to play the Q&A game. Be engaging and ask, "what did you end up doing with your weekend". Gawd lol

    Kina Ueda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how was Brian being engaging in the conversation? He gave no details and showed no curiosity. Why should it be only 1 persons responsiblility to be engaging?

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    Jen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to google that, it is a nice shade of red

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, do tell how you are able to make this comparison.

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    ravn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of the opposite of what you were thinking, eh?

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    K W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they not have decaffeinated coffee where they live? Yes I know there's still a bit of caffeine but it should help with those palpitations. I have to drink non caffeinated everything now.

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    ravn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds Celtic to me...

    Ginger Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only thing to do, legally change your name to Beyan

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm wearing a black shirt and blue Jeans" was the name of the show, but ok, you do you

    blobby_grrl
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    2 years ago

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    miameows
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I...I don't know if that's a compliment, buddy...

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does she say now that she's your ex, tho, good guy?

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it mean "guaranteed score"?

    Ash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my kind of guy! Where do I sign up??

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you matched with someone deliberately to tell them they're not hot? It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what's happening. She's being sarcastic.

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    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just got mixed up with the other people they're chatting to

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    Anička
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly kinda cute response.

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three red flags right there. Drunk, high, or liking Kanye are enough. Let alone at least two combined.

    ravn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the red flag was texting "Is xxxxxxxx your number?"

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    i_like_boats
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they want their periods ALL AT THE SAME TIME? that would be unspeakably awful

    magix (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i...don't think that's how it works. while yes, women who live together's periods can synchronize (interesting right?) it. it doesn't work like this.

    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would someone want to sync her period with soneone else's??

    CP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She sounds like she would be fun for a few weeks.

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    Ash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you don't tell him you stole them from the president.

    WillowRoseL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh my God, the Bend and Snap. Works every time!" 😉

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sure why not? I love it, especially the candy aisle.

    Ginger Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 I'll take you to the candy shop, I'll let you lick the lollipop 🎶

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    Sheila Carty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, think about what you'd learn! See what foods they like, whether they like to treat themselves, if they buy nothing but garbage, if they bring reusable bags, so on.

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    Spannermonkey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either this grab is old or the speaker is old(er). Because "Rolodex."

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 58 and I wouldn't use the word 'Rolodex' in this context. Or any context, come to think of it.

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely the bare minimum is making you walk home.

    Ghostfish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, what kind of incapable person can't call themselves an Uber if they need one? A child? And if it's about paying the 10 bucks for the ride then that's not even a date it's just a s****y escort.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have no idea how anyone could find the time for that. I'd forget what I said to whom.

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    Natty Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... Same day delivery? Careful with your references...

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone over 6ft who never got a date. Where were these people in my younger days?

    Ghostfish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad you didn't run into any of them, that's a blessed existence. They're not worth spending any more time with than it takes to do a quickie.

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    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I see it in lower case ( lol ) it looks like someone drowning.

    My O My
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These comstant "lol" aggrevate me. Like, why are you laughing? It's f*****g serious!!!

    Genericist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who say lol every other sentence make me uncomfortable. I picture them sitting behind the screen saying "hey what's up" and then laughing uncontrollably

    Natty Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to write lol. If I'm laughing, I write haha.

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    JoJo Anisko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, honesty must be worth something?

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