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Communication is about clarity. The more muddled the message—the more confusion you’re bound to see on the reader’s face. When it comes to the signs you see in public, you normally expect all of them to be brief, precise, and informative. Alas! Nothing could be farther from the truth. Far from everyone’s a pro when it comes to writing and advertising skills, and the ‘Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage’ Facebook group is proof enough.
An online group bringing together nearly 191k members, the UUU Signage project has been around since November 2014. Since then, it has collected a vast archive of some of the very worst and funniest signs to be found on Planet Earth. We’re featuring a selection of the very best ones, so go on, have a scroll and a glance. Don’t forget to upvote the signs that made you laugh and made you more confused than you expected, and if you’re a fan, go ahead and join the UUU Signage group.
I had a friendly chat about the most important things when making a sign—any sign—with Lisa McLendon. She is the William Allen White Professor of Journalism and Mass Communications and the coordinator of the Bremner Editing Center at the University of Kansas. You'll find the insights she shared with Bored Panda below, dear Readers.
Remember… keep it simple—keep it short—keep it clear.
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#1
I Didn't See A Cat Going Out But I Did Observe A Walrus Sashay Towards The Door
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#2
This Is The Kind Of Secret Doctors Don't Want You To Know
Alexia 3 years ago
Hahaaa, that was good. I have my hair dyed in shades of purple and turquoise, which is pretty eye-catching. I once went to a hospital to get some papers, and had to wait in line for access. Several people were staring at my cheerful hair. I was tempted to tell them "It's the covid vaccine, this is what happens if you get vaccinated." :))) I refrained, though. Some people are prone to believe anything... except science. (I'm fully vaccinated.)
Lisa, from the University of Kansas, highlighted to Bored Panda that when it comes to making signs, clarity and brevity are essential. This is because you don't have much time to get your point across and you need to be quick and sharp with your messaging.
"Clarity and brevity are essential. You only have a second or two to get your message across, so you want people to understand quickly with zero confusion," she told Bored Panda.
#4
On The Community Noticeboard At My Local Shops
#5
An Employee Caught Me Taking This Pic And Said “Ah Yes, Another One Of Our Many Exciting Deals!”
#6
Make Good Choices
I was also interested to get Lisa's opinion about the types of egregious mistakes that the people putting up various signs should avoid.
"Don’t carve an error in stone. It’s embarrassing and expensive to fix. Proofreading before you produce, whether it’s stone or not, is absolutely necessary," she said that we should take the time to look over our work before making any permanent decisions. Proofreading is far cheaper than fixing a mistake later on.
Lisa also noted that the font that we choose for our sign is incredibly important. "Choose your font with readability in mind. It should be clear and readable at a distance; you don’t want to make people puzzle through a swirly script," she said.
#7
Lmao You Go Girl
#8
Yeahhhhh Right
#9
Someone Had Enough
The UUU Signage page is part of the wider ‘Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular’ community that encompasses a variety of different niches, from ads and screenshots to memes.
The group’s admins and mods note that they’re only interested in photos that people have taken themselves. So, for instance, screenshots have no place here (in fact, there’s an entirely separate UUU group for them specifically). Original content and exploration are encouraged. All for the sake of documenting signage that should have us laughing all the way till the weekend.
#10
I’ve Been Called Many Things In Life. But This Is A First
#11
I've Never Seen A Bumper Sticker I Wanted More
#12
Well That Escalated Quickly
It’s easy to sit back and chuckle at some of the silly (and sometimes downright mental) mistakes some sign-makers have made. However, we’ve all been in situations where we’ve made similar mistakes, for everyone to see and gently poke fun at.
Perhaps we didn’t edit our text enough (or at all…) because we were exhausted. Maybe our proofreading skills weren’t up to scratch anymore (thanks a bunch, Fifth Cup of Coffee). Or maybe, just maybe, all those silly mistakes snuck into our sentences the moment our backs were turned.
Frankly, I like this last theory the most, even if it’s the least likely. It suggests that there’s a Greater Force at work here, sprinkling chaos into our otherwise orderly word structures.
#13
When You've Had Enough Of Your Man
Serial pacifist 3 years ago (edited)
Hey, the sign is very informative and direct. I would like to sell a neighbor who plays loud music all day long and smokes weed. He is a bit banged up and rusty, but not too shabby.
#14
I Have A Bad Feeling About This Rest Stop Bathroom
#15
The Mechanic Left This In My Girlfriend's Car After Being Serviced... The Car Is Still Dirty
WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
My garage doesn't even service dirty cars like this. You'll get a note saying that Dutch labor laws do not allow people to work in a contaminated area without protective gear and proper training. Because none of their mechanics qualify, they couldn't service the car.
A while ago, I had another chat about editing, proofreading, and kerning (it’s the spacing between letters, Pandas) via email with Lisa from the University of Kansas.
"Word placement, typeface, and kerning are crucial for effective, professional-looking logos and layouts. If it’s just a few words, all-caps is fine, but it’s harder for people to read longer blocks of text in all caps. It’s also harder for people to read italic or highly stylized type, or type along a curve instead of a line,” Lisa explained to Bored Panda.
#16
Found Some Paperless Towels At Walmart Today. What Will They Think Of Next?
#17
Please Don’t Follow Anybody Home
#18
This Was A Couple Years Ago...and I Know What They Meant But... Still
What’s more, Lisa noted that we should look at all the ways in which our words could be misread or read out of order if they’re circled or stacked on top of one another. Meanwhile, if the kerning happens to be too tight, some of the letters could merge into different symbols and result in some (hilariously) embarrassing misreadings.
One example of this is writing the word ‘FLICKERING’ in all caps. If the kerning is too tight, the ‘L’ and the ‘I’ merge into a ‘U’ and… well, it’s fairly obvious what happens, isn’t it?
#19
Just Press Three 333 Times
#20
I Don’t Even Know
Chris Wade 3 years ago
lmao I don't even get the joke or who that man is but it's so stupid it cracked me up hahaha
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
Please don't insult turds. Turds are useful - they are the vehicles for removing waste from our bodies. Ted's not useful. He's a waste of precious DNA who only knows how to remove himself from uncomfortable situations.
Lucky2BAlive 3 years ago
How does your comment not have more up votes ….. me thinkst his new bestie is the Lt. Governor *S*
Bob Belcher 3 years ago
Ted Cruz. Senator from Texas. When 200+ people froze to death IN TEXAS during a winter storm that cause state wide power outages for nearly a week he fled to Canun with his family. He is a soulless dickless little Imp that escaped from hell and need to be pushed over a ledge with Abbott and Cochran.
Calypso poet 3 years ago
Yep. But you forgot the part where he left his dog in his powerless/unheated home and had security teams check on and feed it.
WoodenLion 3 years ago
dipshit Abbot has covid - getting treatment we cannot - just like the orange baby. i live in texas
Bob Belcher 3 years ago
@WoodenLion. Told my wife the same thing. The day he found out he got treatment and then a 3rd shot. The rich get treatment on taxpayer dollars while the rest of us die.
Rob Woodman 3 years ago
What you said...3rd shot. So abbot was fully vaccinated and is cautious and got it. Hmm.
Mary Tonningsen 3 years ago
And on top of fleeing to Cancun, he left his poor little dog alone in the cold house! Bastard!
Gail Nicholson 3 years ago
Ohhhh - oh no :( Suddenly that sign is not funny anymore. Guy probably did cause the sign owner's son to die or something :(((
Bama Belle 3 years ago
He's the walking, talking asshole known as Ted Cruz, a U.S. Senator from Texas. He's former President Donald Dotard Trump's whipping boy. When Ted's home state was literally freezing to death, he and his family escaped to Mexico for a little beach vacay. That's just one of the many jerk moves he's made through the years. And for some reason, the majority of Texas voters keep putting him in office.
Honu 3 years ago
Let's not forget that Ted ran against the Dotard in the Republican presidential primary. Like other Republicans, he was very vocal about how unstable and unqualified the sh!t flinging orangutan was. Trump launched some pretty heinous attacks against him like accusing his father of being involved in the Kennedy assassination. He even made petty, disparaging comments about Mrs. Cruz, calling her ugly. When it became clear that Trump had a rabidly devoted base that the party needed to hold on to power, Cruz jumped on the bandwagon and started licking Trump's boots.
Bob Belcher 3 years ago (edited)
@Al, no elections are "sensible" when gerrymandering screws people over no matter how they vote and when the state makes its impossible for regular working class people to vote. The GOP loves to preach they're all for the blue collar patriot family while they dangle and extra dollar from a tree in the middle of a pit of acid. But you f*****g brainwashed morons are too blind to realize everything they do is to screw over the working class while making their stock go up 1/4 of a point. I staunchly stay an Independent because Texas was Independent at one time. But the GOP is so brainwashed they should be dissolved.
Mark Melton 3 years ago
All, you're the best case I've ever seen for post natal abortion. I hope that you're aborted and flushed away soon.
Lorraine R 3 years ago
Yes. Cruz isn't a real conservative, he's a self-serving liar who cares about his constituents not at all. He parrots whatever the Orange Menace says, and never considers what will benefit anyone but himself.
Dianethe Dinosaur 3 years ago
And blamed it all on his 2 girls. He's good at throwing people under the bus.
Sophia Eressea 3 years ago
they condone this kind of behaviour because they would have done the same if they had the means.... the term "public servant" is interpreted differently in the US
A Cat Named Dragon 3 years ago
Yep, that pretty much sums up the Republican platform “Defend our tribe no matter how stupid we sound” and then a quick pivot to “I know you are but what am I?” Nice work… I see you’ve been paying attention : )
Rob Woodman 3 years ago
I’m not a republican and never have been. But please, try again to pigeon hole me because I don’t march in lockstep with you.
Hermione Granger 3 years ago
Love to see that everyone’s in agreement that he’s a giant asshole. The human equivalent of a paper cut that keeps popping back open every time you move your thumb.
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME NOW I'M IMAGINING IT AND IT HURTS SO BAD!!!!!!
Mazer 3 years ago
That’s politician Ted Cruz (unliked by more people daily). Here is a link to the story. https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5cfa29b6e4b06af8b506aae4
WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
It's funny how there are 4 links to awkward stories about this douche.
Karin 3 years ago
But that doesn't explain WHY someone posted the meme originally. What does it mean that TC "ate" someone's son?
Gail Nicholson 3 years ago
Ohhh it was a meme! The layers behind that sign for people outside Texas (outside the USA) are just too dense lol
Jennifer Hall 3 years ago
Looks like Texas senator Ted Cruz, and he is stupid evil. Punctuate that to your own liking.
Anna Bender 3 years ago
That's Ted Cruz. He's a lot of awful things but I'm pretty sure he's not a cannibal.
Mark Berry 3 years ago
I'm from Texas and I hate my major politicians. It's apparent they hate me too. Assholes.
Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
I don't think this is a possibility. Ted Cruz stuffs both his feet in his mouth every time he opens it. There wouldn't be room for an entire child in there.
Valley Girl 3 years ago
No one implied he did it in one sitting. He kept him slowly roasting on a spit in his backyard while he fled the country during the Texas blackouts. The kid had a medical issue and was on Medicaid. Ted is now a hero among Republicans.
Lucky2BAlive 3 years ago
He is Ted Cruz - also known as what happens when there is no .lifeguard at the gene pool
Tabitha Martel 3 years ago
I created an account just to reply to you. I've never been more proud of the SPN fandom as I am in this moment from your comment. Well done. 10/10. No lies spoken. 100%.
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Z Alexi 3 years ago
Funny how Ted Cruz looks like Pat Buchanan's son. Pat was a right-winger who slathered hate across U.S. prez elections of 1992, 1992 & 2000. He's 83 now &, unlike The Angry Tangerine [Trump] has learned to shuddup...no1 wants to hear either's hatred of women, gays, Muslims & every1 but white married males with small dix.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago
"I do not like Ted Cruz, that man, I do not like his ugly tan. I do not like him here or there, I do not like him anywhere. I do not like that man Ted Cruz, because he's such an ugly douche"
No you didn't 3 years ago
Anytime I think the bar cannot be any lower for mankind, Ted Cruz or Ben Shapiro come along. So yeah, he probably ate the son.
Calypso poet 3 years ago
Ben Shapiro is so gross. Him reading the words to WAP is the creepiest thing. Creepier than Ted trying to hug his own daughter while she tries to slink away.
Kiri Salazar 3 years ago
I can't tell whether this bumper sticker is pro or against Ted Cruz???
Priyanshu Janrao 3 years ago
I don't like that man Ted Cruz I don't like how he ate this son And left that father's heart with a bruise.
Lisa suggests running a spell-check to catch any typos. It’s a very obvious step, but not everyone does it. However, the tool isn’t omnipotent. “Spell-check won’t catch typos that result in a word that is still a word, just not the word you want,” she warned that you should still get someone else to proofread the text.
#22
Pfantastic Signage
#23
Um... I Guess?
#24
Whatever Gets Them In Therapy I Guess?
#25
Is This The New Saying Now?? Mandela Effect?
#26
Do Not Teach Fish Man He Will Destroy Us All
#27
"We Gave It A Second Thought And Decided That You Guys Suck"
#28
Spotted At A Local Dollar Tree A Few Years Ago
#29
This Was In Front Of My Town Hall For A Couple Weeks Before Anyone Realized And It’s My Favorite Thing To Ever Happen Here
#30
No Thanks
#31
Pennsylvania Department Of Transportation Trying To Be Relatable
#32
Typical Capitalism. Manufactured Scarcity
#33
Are You Speaking From Experience, Sir?
#34
We Don’t Pay A Living Wage, But Work Is Work Right. This Is A Circle K By The Way
#35
Baa Baa Black.. Clam?
#36
This Has Big "I Think Dogs Should Vote" Vibes
#37
No Touching Vaggies
#38
When You Want To Insult The Customer But Have To Be Politically Correct
#39
Okay
#40
Fish And Chizz??
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Seabeast 3 years ago
Seen outside a mattress store in my city until recently: "Mask required, pants optional".
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
British English pants or American English pants?
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Cheri Aline Sydney 3 years ago
Canadian / Pants=Trousers American /Pants=Trousers British / Pants=Knickers
Suzanne Haigh 3 years ago
Depends on what part of Britain you are talking about. We do not all speak like Londoners, we do not all have Londoners definitions. Stop classing Britain as London/London as Britain
memyselfandI 3 years ago
Okay, then American English pants or London English pants? It gets the point across.
Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago
A funny sign I saw in a store in Colorado once: IMG_202107...46af3e.jpg 
Remind me where I am again ? 3 years ago
Then there was this warning sign for reasons unknown. dont-61213...521148.jpg 
Ladedah 3 years ago (edited)
Some people at my work once decided to make informational signs that entailed a clip art image and a random work-related fact. So - to add a little extra flair - they put them on brightly colored paper, cut them into the shape of the image / words, laminated them, then stuck them up in the hallway every 5 to 10 ft. It didn't take long for most of us to realize the one important thing that they apparently didn't... several of the cutouts just so happened to be shaped like a penis / balls. Needless to say, the signs were definitely noticed... though I'm not so sure the message people received was the one they had actually been hoping for.
Zak Rasten 3 years ago
After dying, on the first cloud you reach is a sign which says "We are sorry but god does not really exist. We apologise for the inconvenience"
Abby Parker 3 years ago
Years ago, I saw a sign outside a local pub saying they were open 8 days a week.
Seabeast 3 years ago
Seen outside a mattress store in my city until recently: "Mask required, pants optional".
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
British English pants or American English pants?
Load More Replies... Cheri Aline Sydney 3 years ago
Canadian / Pants=Trousers American /Pants=Trousers British / Pants=Knickers
Suzanne Haigh 3 years ago
Depends on what part of Britain you are talking about. We do not all speak like Londoners, we do not all have Londoners definitions. Stop classing Britain as London/London as Britain
memyselfandI 3 years ago
Okay, then American English pants or London English pants? It gets the point across.
Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago
A funny sign I saw in a store in Colorado once: IMG_202107...46af3e.jpg
Remind me where I am again ? 3 years ago
Then there was this warning sign for reasons unknown. dont-61213...521148.jpg
Ladedah 3 years ago (edited)
Some people at my work once decided to make informational signs that entailed a clip art image and a random work-related fact. So - to add a little extra flair - they put them on brightly colored paper, cut them into the shape of the image / words, laminated them, then stuck them up in the hallway every 5 to 10 ft. It didn't take long for most of us to realize the one important thing that they apparently didn't... several of the cutouts just so happened to be shaped like a penis / balls. Needless to say, the signs were definitely noticed... though I'm not so sure the message people received was the one they had actually been hoping for.
Zak Rasten 3 years ago
After dying, on the first cloud you reach is a sign which says "We are sorry but god does not really exist. We apologise for the inconvenience"
Abby Parker 3 years ago
Years ago, I saw a sign outside a local pub saying they were open 8 days a week.
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