Please don't insult turds. Turds are useful - they are the vehicles for removing waste from our bodies. Ted's not useful. He's a waste of precious DNA who only knows how to remove himself from uncomfortable situations.

Don't be a Ted.

Don't be Ted.

A turd can generate more common sense and logic than that man.

Well said.

He's so much worse than a turd. He's a cum stain.

How does your comment not have more up votes ….. me thinkst his new bestie is the Lt. Governor *S*

I think you are being too kind to him in your description.

Yep. But you forgot the part where he left his dog in his powerless/unheated home and had security teams check on and feed it.

dipshit Abbot has covid - getting treatment we cannot - just like the orange baby. i live in texas

Don't forget he left the dog at home.

And on top of fleeing to Cancun, he left his poor little dog alone in the cold house! Bastard!

Ohhhh - oh no :( Suddenly that sign is not funny anymore. Guy probably did cause the sign owner's son to die or something :(((

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You mean like how Sniffy Joe took off and hid out at Camp David while American citizens were stranded in Afghanistan and left to fend for themselved?

Let's not forget that Ted ran against the Dotard in the Republican presidential primary. Like other Republicans, he was very vocal about how unstable and unqualified the sh!t flinging orangutan was. Trump launched some pretty heinous attacks against him like accusing his father of being involved in the Kennedy assassination. He even made petty, disparaging comments about Mrs. Cruz, calling her ugly. When it became clear that Trump had a rabidly devoted base that the party needed to hold on to power, Cruz jumped on the bandwagon and started licking Trump's boots.

@Al, no elections are "sensible" when gerrymandering screws people over no matter how they vote and when the state makes its impossible for regular working class people to vote. The GOP loves to preach they're all for the blue collar patriot family while they dangle and extra dollar from a tree in the middle of a pit of acid. But you f*****g brainwashed morons are too blind to realize everything they do is to screw over the working class while making their stock go up 1/4 of a point. I staunchly stay an Independent because Texas was Independent at one time. But the GOP is so brainwashed they should be dissolved.

Go Away Al.

And blamed it all on his 2 girls. He's good at throwing people under the bus.

they condone this kind of behaviour because they would have done the same if they had the means.... the term "public servant" is interpreted differently in the US

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Those voters are called sensible people. Geriatric Joe is proving that with his actions (or lack of them) right now!

Wish we could smother it with a bandaid and get it to go away for good...

WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME NOW I'M IMAGINING IT AND IT HURTS SO BAD!!!!!!

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I'm not in agreement. I will look forward to the torrent of abuse I'll no doubt receive for apparently being the only conservative currently reading this right now. Ted Cruz is great. F**K BIDEN!

It's funny how there are 4 links to awkward stories about this douche.

But that doesn't explain WHY someone posted the meme originally. What does it mean that TC "ate" someone's son?

Ohhh it was a meme! The layers behind that sign for people outside Texas (outside the USA) are just too dense lol

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Hahaha, can’t stop laughing