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If you've been visiting Bored Panda, you know we really like funny signs. But if you're new here (or need a friendly reminder), just check out our publications on 'The Absurd Sign Project' or 'Weird Signs.'
This time, however, let's take a step even further and explore the absurd from a bit closer. For that, we turn to the subreddits 'No Safety Smoking First' and 'Don't Open Dead Inside.'
These two online communities mirror each other really well, and are full of signs with questionable spelling, messed up kerning, and other mistakes that prohibit them from getting the point across. If there even is one!
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#1
Heal Thy Burgers
Soph the Loaf 2 years ago
If they're already burgers, I think it's gotten a little too late to heal em
#2
Is It Now?
#3
Just Do Nothing, It Is Impossible
#4
Le Tits Now
#5
Can We Just Make This The Icon Already?
#6
How The Hell Do You Open This Door?
#7
Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa
#8
Hvad Alena Pptiny Yes
#9
Combat Loneliness
BOTW PANDA 2 years ago
I'm lonly and know how to do combat because I blackbelt'd in Taekwondo.
#10
They Know All Nasa Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots
#11
Unfortunately These Are Just Activists Against The Monopolization Of My Campus' Food Distribution Services, Not A Polyamorous Sex Club :(
#12
What
#13
Sbren Sbeve
#14
Eliminating Women Empowering Racism
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Unfortunately there are people out there who totally would use that slogan in all seriousness if they thought they could get away with it.
#15
Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus. 🎃
Soph the Loaf 2 years ago
Ah yes, high time we learned to appreciate the inherent hocus-ness of mental health.
#16
Getting Is An Drunk Never Excuse (Mind The Comedy Homicide)
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
The fact you have to have an ad campaign for this is disturbing.
#17
We Don't Care. Stop
#18
Get Covid Here, Your Vaccine Ages 12 And Up
#19
Never Do Your Best Quit
#20
Cheating Garage All Must Go!
BOTW PANDA 2 years ago
Hmmm can I get this wife on discount? I is from the cheating garage. ________________________________All like her must go--does that men that you KILLED YOUR WIFE? Well not really... Poor guy got no wife anymore.
#21
Don’t Save A Life! Be Afraid To Give Blood
#22
My Boyfriend Sent Me This Picture And
#23
Does This Belong Here Or On R/Dontopendeadinside ?
#24
Winners Quitters Never Quit, Never Win
#25
Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad
#26
Ask About Mud Me My Flaps
#27
...what
#28
Yeah, There's Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard
#29
Pizza! Pizza!! P I Z Z A A A A
#30
Dunno If This Has Been Posted Already. A Friend Sent Me This:
#31
To Be Clever
#32
...a Month Lasts Forever
#33
If You Hard. Then You Hard. Work|play
Steve Robert 2 years ago
If you don't know you're hard, then you must be soft. I guess it's a man thing
#34
Always Forgotten, Remembered Never
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Remembered never? Not quite. We'll always have "still a better love story than Twilight" as a memorial.
#35
I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago (edited)
Someone had the brilliant idea to translate Smash Mouth to Arameic and back again and it's amazing. https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2019/08/smash-mouth-s-all-star-translated-to-aramaic-and-back-becomes-beautiful-poetry.html
#36
Jesus Is Christ Lord
#37
Suddenly... Hairstylist
#38
Got Straw? How About Heated Ones For Pets?
#39
Made South In Africa
#40
Don’t Never Drink And Drive. Drive High!
#41
Let’s Beat The Children All Covid For
#42
Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books
#43
They You What Will You
Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago
It's almost like a literal translation of an argument in Latin. "They you what will you?" "Will say you never made!" "Forget and did forget them!" "What forget? They how feel!"
#44
Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?
#45
Nach
#46
Please Entrance, Keep Clear!
too indesicive to choose name 2 years ago
Please entrance, we're begging you! Just keep clear!
#47
Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea
ThatOneFriend15 2 years ago
The chamber has been enemies of BE of secrets opened the heir... WARE!
#48
What Melt About Waffle?
#49
This Physically Hurts Me
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What do you think ?
Jordan Riopelle 2 years ago
You know most of these make sense if you know how to read. Left to right
Shay Tracy 2 years ago
Clear ants.
I thought they were being smartasses and I smirked while telling them I liked their sign. but no-- they didn't see anything funny and this was genuinely how they spelled "clearance" Clear-Ants...6-jpeg.jpg 
Octavia Hansen 2 years ago
And this is why I get paid BIG BUCKS as an advertising artist. Everyone thinks they can do it themselves, and sometimes they can . . . most of the time you get this!
too indesicive to choose name 2 years ago
Many of these can be described as "If motivational quotes were honest"
Mike Beck 2 years ago
Live in Alabama myself. Wasn't particularly offended by any of it. Then again, I'm not hunting for reasons to be offended either.
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Jordan Riopelle 2 years ago
You know most of these make sense if you know how to read. Left to right
Shay Tracy 2 years ago
Clear ants.
I thought they were being smartasses and I smirked while telling them I liked their sign. but no-- they didn't see anything funny and this was genuinely how they spelled "clearance" Clear-Ants...6-jpeg.jpg
Octavia Hansen 2 years ago
And this is why I get paid BIG BUCKS as an advertising artist. Everyone thinks they can do it themselves, and sometimes they can . . . most of the time you get this!
too indesicive to choose name 2 years ago
Many of these can be described as "If motivational quotes were honest"
Mike Beck 2 years ago
Live in Alabama myself. Wasn't particularly offended by any of it. Then again, I'm not hunting for reasons to be offended either.
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