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If you've been visiting Bored Panda, you know we really like funny signs. But if you're new here (or need a friendly reminder), just check out our publications on 'The Absurd Sign Project' or 'Weird Signs.'

This time, however, let's take a step even further and explore the absurd from a bit closer. For that, we turn to the subreddits 'No Safety Smoking First' and 'Don't Open Dead Inside.'

These two online communities mirror each other really well, and are full of signs with questionable spelling, messed up kerning, and other mistakes that prohibit them from getting the point across. If there even is one!

#1

Heal Thy Burgers

Heal Thy Burgers

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Soph the Loaf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they're already burgers, I think it's gotten a little too late to heal em

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#3

Just Do Nothing, It Is Impossible

Just Do Nothing, It Is Impossible

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EP
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Signs built like this are just so confusing. How do they get all the way through printing

Remen Zack
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is this quote always messed with? Like, pick another quote to misuse already 😂

Viper Dogfish
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing is impossible, but I still won't do anything, 'cause I don't have the patience for any of it 😅

TheDivineMsM
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still kind of a positive message though....doing nothIng is impossible...

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#4

Le Tits Now

Le Tits Now

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#5

Can We Just Make This The Icon Already?

Can We Just Make This The Icon Already?

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#7

Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa

Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa

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Alex Boyd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure this one wasn't an accident--person who did the sign found a way to have a little fun with the job.

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#9

Combat Loneliness

Combat Loneliness

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#10

They Know All Nasa Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots

They Know All Nasa Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots

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#11

Unfortunately These Are Just Activists Against The Monopolization Of My Campus' Food Distribution Services, Not A Polyamorous Sex Club :(

Unfortunately These Are Just Activists Against The Monopolization Of My Campus' Food Distribution Services, Not A Polyamorous Sex Club :(

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#14

Eliminating Women Empowering Racism

Eliminating Women Empowering Racism

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Katie Lutesinger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately there are people out there who totally would use that slogan in all seriousness if they thought they could get away with it.

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#15

Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus. 🎃

Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus. 🎃

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Soph the Loaf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, high time we learned to appreciate the inherent hocus-ness of mental health.

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#16

Getting Is An Drunk Never Excuse (Mind The Comedy Homicide)

Getting Is An Drunk Never Excuse (Mind The Comedy Homicide)

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#19

Never Do Your Best Quit

Never Do Your Best Quit

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Javel!
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2 years ago

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#20

Cheating Garage All Must Go!

Cheating Garage All Must Go!

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BOTW PANDA
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm can I get this wife on discount? I is from the cheating garage. ________________________________All like her must go--does that men that you KILLED YOUR WIFE? Well not really... Poor guy got no wife anymore.

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#21

Don’t Save A Life! Be Afraid To Give Blood

Don’t Save A Life! Be Afraid To Give Blood

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#22

My Boyfriend Sent Me This Picture And

My Boyfriend Sent Me This Picture And

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#23

Does This Belong Here Or On R/Dontopendeadinside ?

Does This Belong Here Or On R/Dontopendeadinside ?

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#25

Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad

Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad

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#28

Yeah, There's Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard

Yeah, There's Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard

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#29

Pizza! Pizza!! P I Z Z A A A A

Pizza! Pizza!! P I Z Z A A A A

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#30

Dunno If This Has Been Posted Already. A Friend Sent Me This:

Dunno If This Has Been Posted Already. A Friend Sent Me This:

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#34

Always Forgotten, Remembered Never

Always Forgotten, Remembered Never

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Katie Lutesinger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remembered never? Not quite. We'll always have "still a better love story than Twilight" as a memorial.

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#35

I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go

I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone had the brilliant idea to translate Smash Mouth to Arameic and back again and it's amazing. https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2019/08/smash-mouth-s-all-star-translated-to-aramaic-and-back-becomes-beautiful-poetry.html

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#36

Jesus Is Christ Lord

Jesus Is Christ Lord

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#38

Got Straw? How About Heated Ones For Pets?

Got Straw? How About Heated Ones For Pets?

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#40

Don’t Never Drink And Drive. Drive High!

Don’t Never Drink And Drive. Drive High!

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#41

Let’s Beat The Children All Covid For

Let’s Beat The Children All Covid For

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#42

Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books

Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books

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#43

They You What Will You

They You What Will You

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Jesse Setliffe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's almost like a literal translation of an argument in Latin. "They you what will you?" "Will say you never made!" "Forget and did forget them!" "What forget? They how feel!"

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#44

Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?

Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?

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#47

Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea

Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea

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#49

This Physically Hurts Me

This Physically Hurts Me

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#50

Be Be Be Kind Careful Yourself

Be Be Be Kind Careful Yourself

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#51

Adult Life Located. Preservers Are Under Seats

Adult Life Located. Preservers Are Under Seats

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#52

Stand Hong With Kong

Stand Hong With Kong

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Laura Jackson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many more of these are left to read? My vision has gone blurry and I'm getting a migraine from trying to make sense of these clusterfück signs!🤯😫

#53

No Matter How You Rearrange This Something Is Just Not Right

No Matter How You Rearrange This Something Is Just Not Right

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#54

Please Don't Drive, Block The Way

Please Don't Drive, Block The Way

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#57

"Stop Refreshing!"

"Stop Refreshing!"

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#61

Come To Wife And Me A My Home Meet My Kids And Then Call Bedbug To My Face

Come To Wife And Me A My Home Meet My Kids And Then Call Bedbug To My Face

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#62

Found This From Years Ago. I Don't Know If I Took The Photo Or If I Found It

Found This From Years Ago. I Don't Know If I Took The Photo Or If I Found It

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David
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Judge: Maam, please explain to the court why you want sole custody of your child. Mom: Shows judge a photo of her ex-husband's car. Judge: I understand. Granted. Next case.

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#63

Please Doors Keep Closed

Please Doors Keep Closed

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#67

I Find Lack This Nation’s Of Humanity... Disturbing

I Find Lack This Nation’s Of Humanity... Disturbing

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#68

Students Are Now 12% Off!

Students Are Now 12% Off!

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#70

Dead Turn End No Around

Dead Turn End No Around

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess if you miss it you just abandon your car and leave it there forever.

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#71

Feel Pain, Good Relief

Feel Pain, Good Relief

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David
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once we get over the word placement can we take a moment to appreciate how sketchy this place looks? The litter out front, the dirty steps, the weird slope of the upper steps, a nasty scary looking door most kids are probably afraid to knock on at Halloween. If you go in there you MIGHT get a massage or acupuncture. OR you might end up in a chest freezer in the basement in just the right number of pieces for a good fit.

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#75

Do Use Not Private Property

Do Use Not Private Property

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#76

Keep Vehicle Sudden Back Makes Stops

Keep Vehicle Sudden Back Makes Stops

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David
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it's like most vans I'm guessing the front makes stops too.

#77

I Thought I Was Having A Stroke While Trying To Read This

I Thought I Was Having A Stroke While Trying To Read This

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#78

This Will Go Video Not Viral

This Will Go Video Not Viral

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#79

Holy F Stick Human Hands Are Figures With Disturbing

Holy F Stick Human Hands Are Figures With Disturbing

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#81

Jyu Ofl

Jyu Ofl

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#82

Not An Acronym — Just Poorly Placed Text

Not An Acronym — Just Poorly Placed Text

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#84

Sasa Lele

Sasa Lele

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Stardust she/her
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In marathi “sasa” means rabbit and in Hindi “le le” means take take. This sign wants you to have rabbits

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#85

No More Bag Per Than Salads Slide

No More Bag Per Than Salads Slide

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Another Fool on the Hill
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes no sense, regardless at which point you insert "5"... No more 5 than bag salads per slide No more than bag 5 salads per slide No more than bag salads per 5 slide 🤷🤦

#86

You're Egg To My The Nog

You're Egg To My The Nog

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Jesse Setliffe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No Jake Sisko was best friends to Nog, not this "egg" person whoever he is. I appreciate that you want a friendship as great as those characters on DS9 though.

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#87

We Don’t To Fall Want You Through!

We Don’t To Fall Want You Through!

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Snorky The Pig
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay but can we just ignore the sign and appreciate that cute, cute otter??? 🦦💗

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#88

I Spent Too Much Time Trying To Figure Out Who Steve Was

I Spent Too Much Time Trying To Figure Out Who Steve Was

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No matter how I rearrange these letters I can't make any sense of it. I see "love" but what does "ST" mean?

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#89

I Think I’ve Actually Figured This Out!! Read Comments!

I Think I’ve Actually Figured This Out!! Read Comments!

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#91

After Statistics It's Just 2 Months Show The Flu!!!

After Statistics It's Just 2 Months Show The Flu!!!

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#95

Now Alamo Open Fireworks (Found In San Antonio, Tx!)

Now Alamo Open Fireworks (Found In San Antonio, Tx!)

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#96

Gorpy Egah

Gorpy Egah

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#97

Will Me Against Prosper Formed No

Will Me Against Prosper Formed No

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LeavingLaLaLand
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another great example of someone thinking they are more clever than they actually are.

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#100

“80% Of In Jail Mothers Their Women Are Missing Children.” Still Sad, When You Put It That Way

“80% Of In Jail Mothers Their Women Are Missing Children.” Still Sad, When You Put It That Way

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Kelsey Rivera
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please don't down vote me this is just an idea. But maybe they would not be missing their children if they did not get themselves into jail.....

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#101

Bewo Werk Llwe 😋♥️ll

Bewo Werk Llwe 😋♥️ll

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Anonymouse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The picture is great, but imagine walking around for the rest of the day with "BEWO" written on your forearms. :)

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#105

Love Hate Football Racism

Love Hate Football Racism

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