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If you've been visiting Bored Panda, you know we really like funny signs. But if you're new here (or need a friendly reminder), just check out our publications on 'The Absurd Sign Project' or 'Weird Signs.'

This time, however, let's take a step even further and explore the absurd from a bit closer. For that, we turn to the subreddits 'No Safety Smoking First' and 'Don't Open Dead Inside.'

These two online communities mirror each other really well, and are full of signs with questionable spelling, messed up kerning, and other mistakes that prohibit them from getting the point across. If there even is one!

#1

Heal Thy Burgers

Heal Thy Burgers

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    Just Do Nothing, It Is Impossible

    Just Do Nothing, It Is Impossible

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    #4

    Le Tits Now

    Le Tits Now

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    #5

    Can We Just Make This The Icon Already?

    Can We Just Make This The Icon Already?

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    #7

    Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa

    Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa

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    Alex Boyd
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this one wasn't an accident--person who did the sign found a way to have a little fun with the job.

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    #9

    Combat Loneliness

    Combat Loneliness

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    #10

    They Know All Nasa Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots

    They Know All Nasa Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots

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    #11

    Unfortunately These Are Just Activists Against The Monopolization Of My Campus' Food Distribution Services, Not A Polyamorous Sex Club :(

    Unfortunately These Are Just Activists Against The Monopolization Of My Campus' Food Distribution Services, Not A Polyamorous Sex Club :(

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    #14

    Eliminating Women Empowering Racism

    Eliminating Women Empowering Racism

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately there are people out there who totally would use that slogan in all seriousness if they thought they could get away with it.

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    #15

    Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus. 🎃

    Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus. 🎃

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    Soph the Loaf
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, high time we learned to appreciate the inherent hocus-ness of mental health.

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    #16

    Getting Is An Drunk Never Excuse (Mind The Comedy Homicide)

    Getting Is An Drunk Never Excuse (Mind The Comedy Homicide)

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    #19

    Never Do Your Best Quit

    Never Do Your Best Quit

    reddit.com Report

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    1 year ago

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    #20

    Cheating Garage All Must Go!

    Cheating Garage All Must Go!

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    BOTW PANDA
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm can I get this wife on discount? I is from the cheating garage. ________________________________All like her must go--does that men that you KILLED YOUR WIFE? Well not really... Poor guy got no wife anymore.

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    #21

    Don’t Save A Life! Be Afraid To Give Blood

    Don’t Save A Life! Be Afraid To Give Blood

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    #22

    My Boyfriend Sent Me This Picture And

    My Boyfriend Sent Me This Picture And

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    #23

    Does This Belong Here Or On R/Dontopendeadinside ?

    Does This Belong Here Or On R/Dontopendeadinside ?

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    #25

    Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad

    Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad

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    #28

    Yeah, There's Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard

    Yeah, There's Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard

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    #30

    Dunno If This Has Been Posted Already. A Friend Sent Me This:

    Dunno If This Has Been Posted Already. A Friend Sent Me This:

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    #34

    Always Forgotten, Remembered Never

    Always Forgotten, Remembered Never

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remembered never? Not quite. We'll always have "still a better love story than Twilight" as a memorial.

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    #35

    I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go

    I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone had the brilliant idea to translate Smash Mouth to Arameic and back again and it's amazing. https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2019/08/smash-mouth-s-all-star-translated-to-aramaic-and-back-becomes-beautiful-poetry.html

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    #36

    Jesus Is Christ Lord

    Jesus Is Christ Lord

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    #38

    Got Straw? How About Heated Ones For Pets?

    Got Straw? How About Heated Ones For Pets?

    reddit.com Report

    #40

    Don’t Never Drink And Drive. Drive High!

    Don’t Never Drink And Drive. Drive High!

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    #41

    Let’s Beat The Children All Covid For

    Let’s Beat The Children All Covid For

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    #42

    Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books

    Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books

    reddit.com Report

    #43

    They You What Will You

    They You What Will You

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    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like a literal translation of an argument in Latin. "They you what will you?" "Will say you never made!" "Forget and did forget them!" "What forget? They how feel!"

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    #44

    Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?

    Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?

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    #45

    Nach

    Nach

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know Bob. It looked fine when I emailed you the proof. Did you open it in the wrong format or something?

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you edit with Microsoft Word and attach a picture

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'm hungry. I read "Nacho byntipi olol beodh sont" and it made sense...

    Epona
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you live that you read things from top to bottom and then left to right? Genuine question. I know manga is read from right to left and from top to bottom, the same way as Japanese writing, but I don't know what culture reads top to bottom and then left to right. Can someone tell me if this is an actual thing. Or are the people who are commenting that they read it this way just creative readers? Or drunk?

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    Hotdogking
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone got their hands on the confiscated stuff before making this sign

    JL
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, the do re mi scale has really changed since I was in school.

    Wingo Lamo
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the rest of the wall reserved for something else more important?

    Rebecca Surette
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you can read that the first time through, you are NOT drinking alcohol in the first place.

    Crazy Cat Couple
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm drinking alcohol I don't think I could understand this sign. Sooo..

    Artpanda_5sos
    Community Member
    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me far to long to understand what this was saying 🤦‍♀️

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    #47

    Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea

    Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea

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    #49

    This Physically Hurts Me

    This Physically Hurts Me

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    #50

    Be Be Be Kind Careful Yourself

    Be Be Be Kind Careful Yourself

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    #51

    Adult Life Located. Preservers Are Under Seats

    Adult Life Located. Preservers Are Under Seats

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    #52

    Stand Hong With Kong

    Stand Hong With Kong

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    Laura Jackson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many more of these are left to read? My vision has gone blurry and I'm getting a migraine from trying to make sense of these clusterfück signs!🤯😫

    #53

    No Matter How You Rearrange This Something Is Just Not Right

    No Matter How You Rearrange This Something Is Just Not Right

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    #57

    "Stop Refreshing!"

    "Stop Refreshing!"

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    #61

    Come To Wife And Me A My Home Meet My Kids And Then Call Bedbug To My Face

    Come To Wife And Me A My Home Meet My Kids And Then Call Bedbug To My Face

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    #62

    Found This From Years Ago. I Don't Know If I Took The Photo Or If I Found It

    Found This From Years Ago. I Don't Know If I Took The Photo Or If I Found It

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    David
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judge: Maam, please explain to the court why you want sole custody of your child. Mom: Shows judge a photo of her ex-husband's car. Judge: I understand. Granted. Next case.

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    #63

    Please Doors Keep Closed

    Please Doors Keep Closed

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    #67

    I Find Lack This Nation’s Of Humanity... Disturbing

    I Find Lack This Nation’s Of Humanity... Disturbing

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    #68

    Students Are Now 12% Off!

    Students Are Now 12% Off!

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    #70

    Dead Turn End No Around

    Dead Turn End No Around

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess if you miss it you just abandon your car and leave it there forever.

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    #71

    Feel Pain, Good Relief

    Feel Pain, Good Relief

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    David
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once we get over the word placement can we take a moment to appreciate how sketchy this place looks? The litter out front, the dirty steps, the weird slope of the upper steps, a nasty scary looking door most kids are probably afraid to knock on at Halloween. If you go in there you MIGHT get a massage or acupuncture. OR you might end up in a chest freezer in the basement in just the right number of pieces for a good fit.

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    #75

    Do Use Not Private Property

    Do Use Not Private Property

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    #76

    Keep Vehicle Sudden Back Makes Stops

    Keep Vehicle Sudden Back Makes Stops

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    David
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's like most vans I'm guessing the front makes stops too.

    #77

    I Thought I Was Having A Stroke While Trying To Read This

    I Thought I Was Having A Stroke While Trying To Read This

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    #78

    This Will Go Video Not Viral

    This Will Go Video Not Viral

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    #79

    Holy F Stick Human Hands Are Figures With Disturbing

    Holy F Stick Human Hands Are Figures With Disturbing

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    #81

    Jyu Ofl

    Jyu Ofl

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    #82

    Not An Acronym — Just Poorly Placed Text

    Not An Acronym — Just Poorly Placed Text

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    #84

    Sasa Lele

    Sasa Lele

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    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In marathi “sasa” means rabbit and in Hindi “le le” means take take. This sign wants you to have rabbits

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    #85

    No More Bag Per Than Salads Slide

    No More Bag Per Than Salads Slide

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    Another Fool on the Hill
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes no sense, regardless at which point you insert "5"... No more 5 than bag salads per slide No more than bag 5 salads per slide No more than bag salads per 5 slide 🤷🤦

    #86

    You're Egg To My The Nog

    You're Egg To My The Nog

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    Jesse Setliffe
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Jake Sisko was best friends to Nog, not this "egg" person whoever he is. I appreciate that you want a friendship as great as those characters on DS9 though.

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    #87

    We Don’t To Fall Want You Through!

    We Don’t To Fall Want You Through!

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    Snorky The Pig
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but can we just ignore the sign and appreciate that cute, cute otter??? 🦦💗

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    #88

    I Spent Too Much Time Trying To Figure Out Who Steve Was

    I Spent Too Much Time Trying To Figure Out Who Steve Was

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how I rearrange these letters I can't make any sense of it. I see "love" but what does "ST" mean?

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    #89

    I Think I’ve Actually Figured This Out!! Read Comments!

    I Think I’ve Actually Figured This Out!! Read Comments!

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    #91

    After Statistics It's Just 2 Months Show The Flu!!!

    After Statistics It's Just 2 Months Show The Flu!!!

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    #95

    Now Alamo Open Fireworks (Found In San Antonio, Tx!)

    Now Alamo Open Fireworks (Found In San Antonio, Tx!)

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    #97

    Will Me Against Prosper Formed No

    Will Me Against Prosper Formed No

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    LeavingLaLaLand
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another great example of someone thinking they are more clever than they actually are.

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    #100

    “80% Of In Jail Mothers Their Women Are Missing Children.” Still Sad, When You Put It That Way

    “80% Of In Jail Mothers Their Women Are Missing Children.” Still Sad, When You Put It That Way

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    Kelsey Rivera
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't down vote me this is just an idea. But maybe they would not be missing their children if they did not get themselves into jail.....

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    #101

    Bewo Werk Llwe 😋♥️ll

    Bewo Werk Llwe 😋♥️ll

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    Anonymouse
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture is great, but imagine walking around for the rest of the day with "BEWO" written on your forearms. :)

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    #105

    Love Hate Football Racism

    Love Hate Football Racism

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