If they're already burgers, I think it's gotten a little too late to heal em

No matter how you read it, I agree.

Give up on your dreams. Nike was wrong

Great. I'm making bread and now there's yeast all over the place.

need-------cigarettes--------now--------b4----------safely---

The colors make it pretty obvious

It's an ouroboros

It's a sliding door, go in through the window

You wait.

Try.

I need an adult....

It's a slide door

Now I'm confuse!

What do I do...?

Push don't pull only

Do which one 🤔

Huh?

no one will ever be able to open this door

I'm pretty sure this one wasn't an accident--person who did the sign found a way to have a little fun with the job.

Pianissimo (pp) (very soft)

I'm lonly and know how to do combat because I blackbelt'd in Taekwondo.

How do idiots like that afford such nice trucks?

i can’t 🤣🤣

"I stop when stop TRUCK"

sbren sbeve 😔

Unfortunately there are people out there who totally would use that slogan in all seriousness if they thought they could get away with it.

Ah yes, high time we learned to appreciate the inherent hocus-ness of mental health.

The fact you have to have an ad campaign for this is disturbing.

I STOP WHEN STOP TRUCK

Needa get some covid.

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Hmmm can I get this wife on discount? I is from the cheating garage. ________________________________All like her must go--does that men that you KILLED YOUR WIFE? Well not really... Poor guy got no wife anymore.

People who faint at the sight of blood will appreciate this sign.

I actually like this one a bit... makes me feel personally attacked

make it make sense 😭😭😭

i’m confused

My Brian hurts from reading this

My dude hade a stroke

"Say to sliders, drugs. Say to no, yes."

OMG YOU HAVE A TURTLE?!?

Hey drugs! Pizza! Ha ha i win

This is a bad photoshop job. Like really bad.

I like my water fart free!

Lol i feel this was intentional

wink* wink*

Remembered never? Not quite. We'll always have "still a better love story than Twilight" as a memorial.

Someone had the brilliant idea to translate Smash Mouth to Arameic and back again and it's amazing. https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2019/08/smash-mouth-s-all-star-translated-to-aramaic-and-back-becomes-beautiful-poetry.html

I'm a truck. I don't stop when I stop. I stop when stop truck.

Life IS an endless frustration..

I'd like some corn hay, please

Y’know nobody seems to want their cups made north anymore…

Drive high... To the taco bell

lets beat the children... what

First Yo' Momma joke?

It's almost like a literal translation of an argument in Latin. "They you what will you?" "Will say you never made!" "Forget and did forget them!" "What forget? They how feel!"