We All Make Mistakes, But These People Were So Incorrect, They Got Shamed On Facebook
InterviewThere’s no such thing as a ‘perfect’ human being: we all mess up and make mistakes from time to time. However, that’s not to say that all errors are equal or anything like that. Some mess-ups are worse than others. The cherry full of dramatic irony on top? If someone who is clearly in the wrong is super confident that they’re right. This can lead to a lot of unintended humor.
The ‘Well, That’s Just Incorrect’ Facebook group is dedicated to internet users who want to gently poke fun at anyone who is incredibly incorrect on the internet. We’ve collected some of the funniest and most off-the-hook posts to amuse and confuse you, Pandas. Scroll down for a good laugh!
Bored Panda reached out to the creator of the awesome group, and they were kind enough to answer our questions about learning to laugh at the mistakes we all make.
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Haha! In my family my grandma’s brother (my great uncle) lived with his “roommate” for nearly 40 years. My mom and I secretly referred to them as Aunt Frank and Uncle Phil as we knew and didn’t care. The rest of the family just never acknowledged it and never spoke about it.
Had to explain this to two people about an elderly "friendship" in a one bed apartment.
In the early 90's, I had a similar and funny "conversation" with a person I worked with regarding two female retired colleagues. They had purchased a house together many years before and lived together long after their retirement. This man commented about how nice it was since they such close friends having never married. My responded with "it's illegal for them to get married, otherwise they would." I had to explain that there were partners in love and weren't just friends. He was a nice but very naïve man.
According to the founder of ‘Well, That’s Just Incorrect,' you "have to laugh" when you realize that you've been incredibly confident about something that turns out to be completely incorrect.
"We all make mistakes, but you can either let it ruin your day or make your day," they said.
ooh, i've done that a few times. nothing more embarrassing than correcting someone and being wrong
No, your. It is owned and you are not a hat. At least that's what your psychiatrist says.
We know dear. That's the whole point of this joke or irony.
Load More Replies...You know, I learned contractions when I was about six. That was in the early 90s. Do they not teach proper grammar anymore?
No, no they don't. At least not in any meaningful way so that the knowledge is retained.
Load More Replies...Before visiting America for the first time, I thought "Americans are fat" was an urban legend. I was honestly shocked to see the levels of obesity prevalent there.
It makes sense, i can go to knotts every day of the year and get food, comes out to less than $2 per day with drinks. Or I can buy healthy food for the week which comes out to 50-70 per week for 1 person or 7-10 a day. No drinks with healthy food.
Load More Replies...Having watched 4 American tourists deactivate a lift by triggering the safety mechanism for ignoring the [10 persons 820kg] sign, I can relate. The sign is 20 years old. It needs updating, also for morbidly obese locals (UK).
Not just the US and UK, either. The projections are that more than half of the world's population will be overweight or obese by 2035.
Load More Replies..."This page helps us laugh at ourselves and shows just how easy it is to mess up. Some people let it drag them down a hole where they get more and more upset and ends with no one winning."
They added that "it’s okay to be incorrect, you just have to learn to admit it." It's something that many of us can work on.
As it turns out, this isn't the first social media project that the founder has run. Before creating ‘Well, That’s Just Incorrect,' they'd been running 'People Incorrectly Correcting Other People' for years!
"But, sadly, ownership changed and the group started getting overrun by bots," they opened up.
I'm no doctor, but I think they meant hypoglycemia. 🤔
Exactly, I've also seen people call the cat 'car', lol
Load More Replies...So if i am reading this correctly this cat is scared of LGTBQ people and is on the hunt for sugar because its about to pass out . LOL
You're on topic. A cat that has heterochromia has eyes of different colours.
Load More Replies...So close, yet so far.
Both are symptoms of ignorance and lack of education.
Load More Replies...I took a business calculus class in college during a summer session that was taught by a Chinese grad student with a very limited grasp of English. Early on in the class she (the grad student) had gone on some nasty rant about speaking in English, how hard English was, how lazy Americans are, and some disparaging comments about English-speakers in general, and one brave soul had cut her off with something to the effect of "Usted estan en America, hablar espanol!" So of course, having been offended by her rant, the entire class (tried) to speak exclusively in Spanish during every class after that. This was way before Google Translate BTW, and most of us only knew rudimentary playground/kitchen Spanish! It went well until the department head came into class one day and proceded to chew us all out in Spanish that was way over most of our heads. A very literate, poetic, wordy version of Spanish...but he was trying his best not to bust out laughing while chewing us out!
That's because English is the Voltron of languages.
Load More Replies...Is the US really in that much decay that this sticker has to be taken seriously? I first thought, because of the too many spelling mistakes, that it was sarcasm.
It's likely real, and they likely do not care whether it's spelled correctly. There's a celebration of ignorance as a sign of authenticity these days, and that has been nurtured and hijacked by the current powers that be for the sole purpose of acquiring and keeping power, with no intention of helping the people who helped them get there.
Load More Replies...I could say 42, but that's an answer to another question.
Load More Replies..."This was my alternative to run a similar group the way I want it to run," the founder said.
"And I think a lot of people enjoy it because we all need to laugh right now, even if it’s at our own silly mistakes."
The ‘Well, That’s Just Incorrect’ group, which was first created on Facebook in early December 2023, has grown by leaps and bounds over the months.
Currently, this group, which positions itself as “a place for all things incorrect,” has 128.2k members who enjoy posting or reacting to the amusing content.
The only way this should be on this list is if someone should screenshotted it from this list, then put it on this list.
I see what you did there, and gave you a up vote for it.
Load More Replies...Can we just send these kind of imbeciles TO THE MOON, and leave them there forever...?
The problem is that this is indicative of an awful lot of Muricans!
Load More Replies...What kind of godawful letter 'a' is that? A three-legged spider on acid could have done better!
It was written by a little kid. Calm the f**k down already.
Load More Replies...The administrators and moderators who keep the community running smoothly ask everyone to be as specific about the context of their posts as possible so that everyone’s in on the joke.
“Make sure it is clear to everyone what is incorrect if not obvious. Just because you understand doesn’t mean the people who weren’t in the conversation will,” they suggest. What’s more, they urge everyone to avoid “long stories or petty debates” and to instead focus on photos and videos for the sake of fun.
Who knows, seeing things in reverse might actually help in some weird way. Like how holding up your own art in a mirror helps you spot your mistakes. Get a different perspective by literally getting a different perspective.
Does anybody else remember the photo of when Kim Kardashian wore mirror-lensed sunglasses while playing in a poker tournament? She thought that hiding her eyes would stop her opponents from seeing her 'tells', and really couldn't figure out why she was still losing every hand, bless her 😂
Kim Kardashian thinks a royal flush is a gold-plated toilet. And she relies on a single pair to win.
Load More Replies...If you think this is a good idea you have already lost the game of life.
Tattoo parlors don't offer euthanasia because they are hoping for repeat customers.
At least you only have to get over your fear of going to the dentist once…
And the answer is tattoo artists don't have medical degrees and aren't allowed to administer anesthesia. Even novocaine has its risks.
And hiring an anaesthetist and all the gear needed would be very pricey
Load More Replies...Not to mention that they are working more than 14 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Load More Replies...And this, fellow pandas, is how I ended up in the hospital right before my 20th birthday. 5 weeks back-to-back of this garbage. I thought I was a bad-a*5. I was delusional.
My nephew has worked 100 hour weeks. But he's a union electrician, so his gross was a bit higher.
Base Australian minimum wage of $25.20 per hour would be over $2500 AUD + 25% for casual employees = $3125. Full time employees on a 38 hour week would attract overtime rates of double or triple time depending on times of shift and job type.
Making mistakes—whether by being overconfidently incorrect, wildly unlucky, or simply having major knowledge gaps—is not the end of the world, even if it sometimes feels like it. If someone corrects you or you realize that you’ve been wrong, it’s usually best to be humble and admit to having messed up.
When you show that you’re mildly embarrassed after making an error, others can relate to you because they see you as more down-to-earth. Showing humility is relatable because, like it or not, everyone makes mistakes.
On the other hand, if you pretend that you didn’t mess up or try to hide your blunder in the hope of appearing ‘perfect,’ it can push others away. In short, it’s healthy to embrace and lean into your embarrassment rather than trying to run away from it.
1) how in all nine hells did you get that badger in the car, 2) do you still have a car left after the badger took exception to being in it? You do NOT mess with badgers.
1) Photoshop 2) Yes, because it's photoshop. You can mess with them, in photoshop.
Load More Replies...My declawed cat tried to pick a fight with one of these. I rescued him before the carnage but my cat was so riled he bit me to the bone. Stitches and a couse of antibiotics. FWIW, I didn't declaw the cat. He came that way.
Someone is about to learn the origin of the expression "as mad as a badger"
Heeler for there natural ability and love of nipping heels. Though our Red Heeler prefers to nip scrotums or udders.
Load More Replies..."A palindrome? That would be notlob." The Parrot Sketch, Monty Python.
Everybody! Be sure to click the "play" arrow. The video is UNBELIVABLE!!
It's happening again. Most Americans are decent people who just want to live their life out in peace and normality. It's our leaders who make bad decisions and suddenly Americans are vile. Don't let your leader define your country. Don't elect leaders who think they can. Personally, I am truly sorry for the state of affairs right now. For all countries involved in this mess.
It's not just America either, far-right movements are gaining strength all over.
Load More Replies...Everybody's ancestors did horrible things, although not everybody's ancestors did horrible things recently enough for us to know the specifics.
Mine stole silk underwear, earnt themselves free passage to Australia for there trouble!
Load More Replies...... And I had *such* hopes that the raging epidemic of ignorance and stupidity was an American thing, and that the rest of the world would save things ...
All people have and still do horrible things, color of skin only means the evil sun god hasn’t been worshipped enough.
please, you're generally Catholic. Add Magdalene laundries to that.
Load More Replies...Go back far enough and every race did some horrible things to themselves and to others.
When it comes to apologizing for your past blunders, it’s often best to pick up your ego and set it aside someplace where it won’t get in the way. A true apology is about showing genuine remorse and making amends, rather than looking for excuses or trying to argue your way into proving how you’re not to blame for anything.
Cathedral ceilings like that don't come cheap!
Load More Replies...Seriously. How the hēll does someone miss such an obvious detail when the post a picture? Divine intervention?
Don't know what's more cringeworthy - the pretend homeownership or the pretend "I'm god's darling" s**t. Crazy plastic Christians never care that their god wasn't too fond of lies....
God killed her parents, and she inherited their house. Thanks, O merciful Lord!
Load More Replies...Why is it that "God's Plan" always seems to be for his followers to lie their @$$es off?
Just Anoia, the Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers
Load More Replies...How WOULD one know? If only there was a hint, a word, somewhere else in that sentence that would tell you...
I think it depends upon the person. There was a video ages ago of an Asian woman (Japanese? I don't remember) who learned English by watching South Park and didn't entirely understand that such words are... yeah, I nearly died. 😂😂😂
No my friend, every day you wake up to that "something has gone very wrong" symbol.
Not that bad a fail, but still amusing. And incredibly optimistic for freshly awake.
A sincere apology means having the empathy to put yourself in the other person’s shoes and really getting to grips with how your behavior has affected them.
Maybe you’ve said something harsh about their perspective on a topic. Maybe you’ve been spouting incorrect information and then arrogantly defended yourself while putting others down.
The point is that emotional intelligence and the ability to relate to others never goes out of style.
... Do you deep-fry them after you batter them?
Load More Replies...I thought it meant that women on their periods can't visit the gardens until their cycle is over.
Did you really need to specify "young" child? Are there any old children?
In terms of intellectual and emotional development, there are way too many among us.
Load More Replies...This is why I insist on using "might" rather than "may" when you're talking about something that *might* happen‼️
and here i thought they were talking about menstruation.....
also, older children, teens, young adults through to not quite elderly adults, who cares, right?
Oh boy I can bash my mother at llong last?!? Yes, sign me up. Bout time she got to see what I felt as a child.
It was more fun in the old days when your options would be Abort, Retry, or Ignore.
At the supermarket self checkout the machine asks "Do you want to continue?" Talk about existential crisis!
The Welsh are not fish - lol Also whales are not fish, they are indeed mammals.
Isn't it weird that both Welsh and whales are mammals?
Load More Replies...Ahhh, but... W is not necessarily a consonant in Welsh, sometimes it's a vowel, such as in words like "cwm" (valley) "byw" (to live) "cyw" (chick)
Load More Replies...It's interesting (and a bit strange) that someone with this lack of knowledge, knows how to use the word ergo correctly.
That'll explain all the webbed fingers, I suppose. Not inbreeding after all.
Load More Replies...NPR suggests that when apologizing, you should simply say that you’re ‘sorry’ rather than that you ‘regret’ something or that you’re ‘devastated.’ It’s also essential that you’re as specific as possible, saying what it is you’re apologizing for. Next, take ownership of your bad behavior, showing that you understand that you were in the wrong.
Here's a joke: A zookeeper sees a man throwing 5$ bills into the monkey cage. "Hey! Can't you read the sign?" he says to the man. The man replies. "The sign says it's okay." the zookeeper says "no it doesn't." and reads the sign. "Do not feed. 5$ fine"
Would a "Trespassers Will Be Violated" deter people or attract them?
Curious. Does punctuation cost money? Eats, shoots, and leaves means way different than eats shoots and leaves. See other comments for context.
No, it won't. The tow will be at least $100.
Load More Replies...According to the internet "fine", "find" and "fined" are all the same word and can be used interchangeably in any situation. Also that the "ed" suffix should never be added because it is a waste of time and "nobody pronounces it anyway" . Tell all this to those who were fined even though everyone told them they would be fine.
Haha thanks. I was wondering what actor this reminded me of. Spot on.
Load More Replies...As a parent of a new teenage girl, I can confirm, they NAILED the pout.
It’s very important not to make excuses while apologizing. Furthermore, you have to ensure that you won’t intentionally repeat your mistakes.
Tell the other person that your mistakes won’t happen again while also elaborating on the steps you’re taking to ensure this. And if you’ve caused someone harm, make sure that you make reparations. Again, this is the time for humility, not for protecting one’s ego.
That's not how clocks work, in any time zone.
What issue? Isn't he just using the "metric system"? 😉🤣
Load More Replies...I work for the US Postal Service and our time clocks are in hundredths and not minutes. When we started work at 7:45am the time clock said 7:75. Each hundredth is 36 seconds and each tenth is 6 minutes.
My colleagues to me: why do you name files YYYYMMDD Rest of filename? Me to my colleagues: because most of you sort by filename hoping to get the latest version, but some of you sort by date. Either way I got your back 😉
Ditto. I take copious amounts of photos, and naming the folders starting with the date in yyyy-mm-dd format makes finding things much easier.
Load More Replies...We’re brainwashed in public elementary school to use the MMDDYYYY format here in the USA…go easy on us we have loads of c**p we have to relearn ;)
I live in USA, I always spell out or abbreviate the month, just being sensitive to anyone who may not be from this country. I don't know how this country got so screwed up in how to date things
It’s what we’re taught in school as the “proper way”. Lots of things we were taught are a bit useless when we grow up and enter the corporate world. Like how US uses imperial system while the rest of the world uses metric systems
Load More Replies...I am in a part of Canada that also uses MM/DD/YYYY but to be fair that is how we say the date (i.e. today is April 23rd) we do not say 23rd April so for us it makes sense...
In the U.K. we say it either way though, unless we’re writing it out in full, it always written DD/MM/YYYY
Load More Replies...In the U.S., we write it the way we say it (in most cases) unless it's in clinical citations, then it's year, day, month.
Paskesz products had the craziest format I saw: Year is written in letter code- like BDAD, idk how you figure out which year it is, and it's followed by a number, that marked which day in the year was product made.
Let's see... 1 hour getting ready for work, 1 hour commute (30m twice), 8 hours at work, 4 hours sleep, 4 hours staring into the darkness wondering WhyTF I am not asleep, 1 hour of panda, 1 hour making and eating dinner, 1 hour (at least) of attention that must be paid to cat, which leaves a mere 3 hours for everything I might want to do with my life. 3 hours a day, if I'm lucky and nothing runs over and I don't need to go shopping or cut the grass or... F@£k this adulting nonsense, I want my life back.
Also productivity is hard capped by humans ability to mentally metabolize stress. That's what makes depression and poverty black holes you can't escape from alone.
Me neither. Can't imagine what his hourly rate would be.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, the Harvard Medical School states that it’s important to apologize to someone you’ve hurt or angered, even if you don’t fully believe that what you said or did was wrong.
Try to empathize with the other person and be genuine about your apology. Acknowledge responsibility for your actions while also validating the other person’s feelings.
No wonder they're closed. My cousin was circumcised at birth, couldn't walk for over a year.
Because a horse is a horse, of course, of course.
Load More Replies...My best friend thought Catholics weren't Christian until she was a teenager because that's what the exclusive brethren were teaching.
The vast majority of evangelicals don't consider Catholics to be Christians. And it isn't just kids. A friend who is 64 still considers the Pope to be the next best thing to the Devil.
Load More Replies...Also "strong masculine" - you mean sucking on thick cigars as if it were d***s and abusing women like your idol Tate?
The "Rule of the Harlots," also known as the Pornocracy or Saeculum Obscurum, refers to a period in the late 10th century (904-963) where the papacy in Rome was heavily influenced and dominated by powerful members of the Theophylact family. This period was marked by corruption, scandal, and brief pontificates, often with popes being deposed or even killed.
Load More Replies...They all were Jewish at the start of the Church.
Load More Replies...I have "met" several Americans online that thought Catholics and Christians were two different things. I think it was because the majority in their areas were Protestants and they saw Catholics as something "outside of Christianity" because of their saints. Or something like that. Anyways, as a person who studied (the history of) religion at the uni back in the 2000s, I find this view very interesting even if I still find it a bit confusing. Very interesting, though.
it does seem to be a very American thing to think Catholics aren't Christians.
Load More Replies...Which of these posts from ‘Well, That’s Just Incorrect’ caught your attention and made you laugh the most, dear Pandas? Why do you think so many people are so confident while being incredibly incorrect about some facts?
In your personal opinion, how can we all learn to be more humble and less arrogant, especially when sharing our thoughts online? What’s the best thing to do after realizing we’ve messed up? Let us know what you think in the comments below!
I did last night in the privacy of my own bedroom. Thank you very much!
It's required before every heavy metal concert if you want to flash the "devil horns."
Don't - it was decades before I discovered the Police were singing "It's been three years since I wrote my note" I always thought it was "It's been three years since I broke my nose".
Load More Replies...At this point I think they'd like their statue back.
Load More Replies...Dear Americans: Thank you sincerely for your belated but welcome assistance in The Great European Civil Dispute (parts 1 and 2). You may consider this ample repayment for our assistance in your little custody battle with Britain, without which you would still be Commonwealth at best. You're welcome for existing. Sincerely, the French.
if you actually check the post this is from, this is a 2nd tweet as part of a response to someone and is a joke he is making. However some idiots crop out the date and time, so you don't back check the original tweet, then leave out the context, and then mislead people to think he was actually making this claim.
Point is, there's a lot of bragging of this kind. This picture just makes a good symbol for this issue.
Load More Replies...Each time I read this USA bragging, all I see is compensation for an inferiority complex. *Real* confidence doesn't have to put others down.
And people wonder why tRump puts down every single person he doesn't like.
Load More Replies...We don't deserve it anymore, not sure we ever did. We were stealing Native land left and right when we got that statue.
Load More Replies...I've just been told we have 2 chromosomes by someone. I can't even be bothered to explain why they are wrong
Load More Replies...Sorry Cristi nah, "Nucelar" 17 people failed to get the joke. You One!
Load More Replies...They might if you are playing baseball with Them...
Load More Replies...Saw a Jerry Springer show years ago with a feuding couple on (surprise!) The argument escalates and she burst out with "wait until they get you for D&A" Jerry asks "D&A?? She replies "Yeah, DrügS and Alcohol" 🤣🤣
This whole post feels like a Jerry Springer show LOL
Load More Replies...Let's be honest folks. In the English language, this almost makes sense.
Not just almost. It makes more sense than go, went, gone or win, won, won or be, was/were, been. English is just three tight boiled owls in a Barbour vest.
Load More Replies..."I mowed the lawn" should be "I mew the lawn."
Load More Replies...So glad there was a camera ready and available, lol. Clearly they are joking, tho.
Reminds me of the Latin scholar who asked the taxi driver where he could get scrod. The driver didn't know that word had a future pulperfect.
Wrong. Should have been I croded. That's the imperfeked passed plooperefect tense.
Load More Replies...Well that's NOT how substitutions work Walmart.
Well.... Walmart once substituted tampons for asparagus on my order.
My word they would soak up a lot of melted butter
Load More Replies...I received a basketball instead of a tall metal shelf, once. They even added the “oversized” and “heavy load - two person carry” stickers to the basketball box. Even *I* know carrying isn’t allowed in basketball, let alone by two people.
When Walmart gives you apples, make apple-ade, or something, I guess
Or ditch Walmart and use a proper grocery store. If possible.
Load More Replies...I once ordered sauerkraut when living in the UK. It was substituted with some sort of sausages. (They where both from the Polish section of the supermarket.)
Maybe the person doing the order didn’t know what sauerkraut was and was looked in the sausage section because they thought it was a sausage.
Load More Replies...Walmart REGULARLY does this to me. I wish I could afford instacart because I hate, hate, hate shopping.
This. As a former Digital Personal Shopper for Walmart we are timed and expected to keep insane metrics. We try to substitute stuff that makes sense but the stupid app will say, "Invalid Substitution" for literally everything that makes sense. So out of absolute frustration we start grabbing random stuff until the app accepts an item. Usually one that makes zero sense.
Load More Replies...I think the thing you think are croissants are actually hasselback potatoes.
Load More Replies...Not only did they decide to give the buildings numbers that didn't match the numbers in their names, they *also* chose to number them in a way that, as far as I'm aware, doesn't make sense in any language/culture. Most read left-to-right or right-to-left, does anybody reads clockwise? Especially since this is in English - limits the countries it could have come from - and I think not even Australia is that crazy (I tease). It makes matching the legend to the map maximum difficulty.
I might with something like that but that’s just me: I tend to read grids from right to left.
Load More Replies...Probably a joke. But if real... how about just labelling correctly, then you don't need a legend at all.
There was a shop near my house that advertised "cigrattees" for years. YEARS. With letters that could rearranged. Did no one ever tell them? Did they not care? Did they like it?
Probably easier to leave it than have a new sign made.
Load More Replies...The word cigarette comes from the diminution of a cigar; so it's a small cigar = cigarette.
There's a give-away word, for the first time, I don't think it's the USA.
Google is available in most people's pockets or purses nowadays. Why not check first...?
To explain, it automatically connects to 999 emergency then you have options 1 to 3 for fire, police or ambulance.
I've seen this on a number of times before. Why hasn't anyone fixed it yet? /jk
I'm fairly certain it's not. The heart and the ellipses certainly seem intentional.
Load More Replies...honestly - this sign reflects the new "American Way". Lack of education, inhospitable, but still making money off of other people's work.
Them backwoods places, I'd assume they mean what they say. Safer that way. Especially if they want you to service the bull...
Haha oh please help yourself! smoke up! Let me know it works out for you! :D
I'm not certain but I'd say that plant is a Pachira Aquatica, it sure ain't weed.
Like the idiot who ripped up my tomato plants and mowed over them. How dare I plant vegetables? They also sprayed my peppers, radishes, garlic with weedkiller. They called themselves a gardener.
Wow. Did you find out where they lived? Did you mow over their plants?
Load More Replies...Strawberry yogurt, looks like candy to me! Why would you make soap with such a specific food-flavor description?
I'm on holiday right now and the hand soap in the bathroom is "strawberry sweets" scented! It's so weird
Load More Replies...LMAO I could see this happening to me. Especially is it smells yummy :D
I don't know the language, but 'Sabonete' is sort of a clue. Doubt I would have noticed it without a hint, though... And the packaging only adds to the deception.
The product also says Produtto cosmetico, well I'm no expert but you can tell it's a cosmetic product if you pay close attention
Load More Replies...This may be harder if you don't speak a romance/Latin language, but "sabonette," "cosmético," & "não comestível" should alert you. They mean: soap, cosmetic, & not edible respectively. It's Portuguese if I'm not mistaken, but a keen eye should spot them. Even for an limited monolingual English speaker. You should be extra watchful if you are in a foreign country where they speak a different language as well.
A guy I used to work with had finger tattoos done when he was a teenager. He later lost his left little finger in a motorbike accident, so his tat's ended up reading 'LOVE HAT'.
Guy in our local bike shop lost BOTH little fingers in a bike race. Looks effing scary but he's a great mechanic.
Load More Replies...They didn't plan ahead. If they had they would have grown another finger.
i thought at first a misspelling of Pantera, before noticing it was "plan ahea(d)"
It is a joke. It's supposed to be ironic. They left the D off intentionally because they didn't plan ahead.
Load More Replies...Communism and socialism were never the problem, capitalist countries have gone the same way. The thing they have in common is Fascism. When one person holds all the power. Looking at you orange slumlord (like her username says).
Michael, I’m on your side with this one. It’s the fascism, fueled by capitalism and dictatorships that are most definitely the problem. One person should never have all the power as absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Load More Replies...The Soviets fought for the Allies during WWII. Mainly because Hitler was stupid enough to invade them after both sides signed a non-aggression pact. Hitler was no military genius. He was little more than a thug with a talent for manipulating a crowd. That's also a pretty spot-on description of Trump.
Hitler liked annexing countries too, didn't he?
Load More Replies...I mean there were a lot of Polish vetarans who fought the Soviets in 1939, who later served as part of the II Corps in Italy against the Germans. And the Finns, take a lot of credit too against the USSR. Not everyone who fought the Soviets were on the Na zi's side
Load More Replies...Has anyone heard that the Japanese didn't surrender due to the bombs at Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They surrendered because they were terrified that Russa swore to take back every inch of Asia that the Japanese took in their quest for domination, and they knew what the Russians would do to them in retaliation. So they surrendered to us. My Dad was in the Philippines. History rewritten. Would have loved for him to know this.
Took me a min to see it as well… old eyeballs lol :D
Load More Replies...It takes a lot of courage to keep reading all of these comments and postings with atrocious spelling errors! I'm an English teacher and it's causing me to doubt life's meaning!
My next door neighbour, also a teacher, says they should stop telling kids about apostrophes.
Load More Replies...If I was planing on buying it, and it was on sale, then I save 250. If I decide on a whim to buy it, I spend 250, but don't save anything.
peppajohn sounds like something to go with bacon, because Peppa the Pig
Load More Replies...I’ve seen so many interesting spellings but my favorite was parmasheen cheese :))
Of course if you actually just called it "parmesan" you wouldn't have this issue.
How is stupidity still SO rampant when you can literally Google ANYTHING. That is just willfull stupidity and laziness.
more like stand up BY yourself... without any legs involved
Load More Replies...Tread carefully, literally! Lest you see the buildup you are not actually privy to... XD
Do we only get to see it when it's fully up?
Load More Replies...This is like the Led Zep shirts that have Kiss on them or the Nirvana ones that have Hanson on them, it’s a trap.
Ok, so when I was a kid and skateboarding in the 80s, that was... a dream, right?
I was skateboarding in 1964. We had no knowledge of protective gear back then. I have ugly knees and elbows to prove it.
Load More Replies...His tale started when he was bitten by a radioactive piece of Kryptonite.
He's in good company. In issue No. 3 of 'The Amazing Spider-Man', Marvel even had Doctor Octopus make the same mistake! Spidey-No-...23c34c.jpg
ock probably is a bit senile by now. i can totally see him doing that
Load More Replies...It's hard to tell from the picture, but the lower round bar has slots that the two flat bars go through? So remove any one of the bottom or middle locks, slide one of the flat bars out, slide the lower round bar out, and finally slide the central bar up to unlock the entire assembly.
I love this. Very smart. Pain the àss if you've got one of the bottom ones. But very clever.
I wouldn't have noticed anything wrong if it weren't for the comment. Then, I looked at the array far more closely, and discovered the, now, blindingly obvious!
But the bottom bar is not welded in place (nor the vertical bar), it can be twisted and the flat bar removed horizontally.
Load More Replies...The Ol' Al Packer Cafe... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O12i9BZtkw
Uhhh, I think the poor toilet has seen enough of my PP already. Don't need to subject it to more, lest the toilet might feel tension instead... -_-"
If anybody here wants to grow some for real, buy a head of garlic and leave it until sprouts have just started to grow from the individual cloves. Separate the cloves and plant them in well-composted soil with good drainage (either in pots or straight into the garden in a sunny spot) with the tip of the sprouts just below the surface. Each clove will grow into a whole new head of garlic.
I have been told the cloves also appreciate a cold snap to encourage growth. Not an issue in the UK.
Load More Replies...The background color makes it hard to see buy it says "Mexican Spanish".
Load More Replies...That sign was either placed by, or intended for, a Cat. Possibly both.
My dad used to wind us kids up by asking "Is an exit an entrance you go out of?". I'm now 60 and still don't know! 🤔
300kph would only be 186mph. Far out of the range of anything I own, but hardly in land-speed record territory.
Load More Replies..."OH, No! You don't get to blame this dumpster fire on US!"
Load More Replies...Tv series called "Adam-12" the squad car number. Hence: the twelve. Same as "Hawaii 5-0" resulted in, well, 5-0.
Funny: Say "9-1-1" and it sounds like something that saves lives. Say it as "9-11" and it sounds like something... else
Are you trying to tell us you are disturbed? You have never disturbed the dust on the shelf in front of your dictionary.
Just looked it up and Heilung (the fangroup he’s posting in) is a Danish folk music group with members from Denmark, Norway and Germany. So whilst he’s not claiming it’s a Nordic rune, it’s an odd place to show off a tattoo that isn’t inspired by the band.
What's going on with the upper arm? Spray paint. And I honestly don't see the error - so the claim is (albeit in bad spelling) that this is not a 'real' rune but something made to look like one from an anime series. What's wrong here? Or did the person who got the tattoo claim it was one while it isn't?
Berserkers (Old Norse: berserkir) were those who were said to have fought in a trance-like fury...
This kind of thing has got to be deliberate. Disgrunted, or throughly evil, employees.
Right now, I wouldn't be putting that on any vehicle I own. In fact I wouldn't be putting that on any vehicles I own in the future.
I think this is old picture. No Finnish person would be stupid enough to do this nowadays. Not trying to pretend having Tesla or actually having one. (Not just because Musk, they also barely work in winter and are not cost-effective)
After seeing the Tesa with Toyota sign on the back so many times over, this is a nice change and funny.
Milldly funny because I think it might p**s the muskrat off
Load More Replies...Do we really have to reiterate all the times we were invaded before 1066? I know Brits get a hard rap for our empire but, look at our parents.
The number of Norse words in English language is impressive.
Load More Replies...Two of these are wrong. "Bought" is not pronounced with an "or" sound, and the "ough" in "Thorough" is not the part that is pronounced "er."
Well, the pronunciation of "thorough" is hinky, but I agree.
Load More Replies...What happened to searching on-line, if you're not sure about something?
It's actually the symbol for the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament, and the lines are in the positions for the semaphore symbols for "N" and "D".
Nope. That reminds me of a martini glass. Need to turn that upside down.
If you were fully immersed in the time and culture of the peace sign age, you don't remember anything from then very clearly. At least to best of my recollection.
Not the 'peace sign' it was the logo for CND but was deliberately never copyrighted. Meant to symbolise a broken cross it has one more 'arm' than the Mercedes logo which he is obviously thinking of - plus it's upside down..
I think it represents the tree of life, and CND didn't realize that turning it upside down is somehow the opposite.
Load More Replies...I believe it's to do with the plague, its appearance, ineffective treatment and symptoms.
Actually, that's a myth. There are records of it before the plague was known, and the symptoms don't accurately match those of the plague.
Load More Replies...it's 'Ring-Around-A-Rosey.' When played, a group of kids, usually girls, would make a circle, the 'ring', and have one girl, The 'Rosey', in the middle as they circled and chanted.
No, it's "roses". No girl in the middle either here in the UK.
Load More Replies...Norsweden has always been my favourite. But Nordenmark is quite nice too.
I once had a vacation there. Or should I say, it once had me.
Load More Replies...My daughter, old enough to know better, asked a visitor if he was from Norwegia... *sigh*
I'm more concern with this whole "Fix the Girl" thing. Is she okay,...? Can I offer her a hamburger to offset the humbuger...? XP
What, that glass? That's not my glass, my glass was full and much bigger.
My perspective is that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Yeah, we're obviously talking about the Danish language here - you can tell by the rest of the post.
Load More Replies...Cats make their own Vitamin C. We have almost the same gene but it’s broken. The reason our branch of animals got away with it is because they were getting Vitamin C from their diet. I kinda wish we had a functional one for when my partner doesn’t take care of the fruit and feeds the fruit flies instead.
Likely not a native English speaker, so kind of a d*ck move to post it in this kind of compilation.
Everything is edible once. Do you feel lucky?
Load More Replies...Order of operations: 2+2 is done first, that's four. 2x4 next, that's 8. 8/8 is 1. Simple.
After removing the parentheses you work left to right.
Load More Replies...Your calculator is correct. It understands order of operations. Most folks here do not.
Load More Replies...It bothers me that the multiplication is implied. I feel like there should be a × (or • if that's your preference).
It's algebraic notation. Multiplication is implied by the parentheses. Has been for decades, at least.
Load More Replies...No, I can understand how someone might think the answer is 16, but how did they get 14?? Or is it a joke...?
What am I missing? Order of oper. 1st parentheses 8÷2×4, then left to right 8÷2 =4, so 4×4 = 16
TIL that for order of operations implied multiplication by juxtaposition is given higher precedence than left to right. 8÷2(4) you give precedence to the multiplication so 8÷8=1. Old dog can learn.
Load More Replies...WOW! I thought I was the only person who knew that song!!!!!!!!!!!!
Load More Replies...I would wear this shirt just for the pure confusion it would cause XD
Thank you SO much. I had to physically restrain my self from laughing aloud at work.
That was so much fun, love it when Pandas take the ball and run with it!
I feel so sorry for Americans, they really need a better education system.
Thank you SO much. I had to physically restrain my self from laughing aloud at work.
That was so much fun, love it when Pandas take the ball and run with it!
I feel so sorry for Americans, they really need a better education system.
