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There’s no such thing as a ‘perfect’ human being: we all mess up and make mistakes from time to time. However, that’s not to say that all errors are equal or anything like that. Some mess-ups are worse than others. The cherry full of dramatic irony on top? If someone who is clearly in the wrong is super confident that they’re right. This can lead to a lot of unintended humor.

The ‘Well, That’s Just Incorrect’ Facebook group is dedicated to internet users who want to gently poke fun at anyone who is incredibly incorrect on the internet. We’ve collected some of the funniest and most off-the-hook posts to amuse and confuse you, Pandas. Scroll down for a good laugh!

Bored Panda reached out to the creator of the awesome group, and they were kind enough to answer our questions about learning to laugh at the mistakes we all make.

#1

Confidently incorrect text about an aunt's living situation, highlighting a humorous misunderstanding.

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Hippopotamuses
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sweet summer child. He never guessed.

Susan
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My uncle claimed his SO's name was Ellen for years. It was actually Alan. He chose a name that sounded similar so that if he slipped up it wouldn't be obvious.

KrazyChiMama
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha! In my family my grandma’s brother (my great uncle) lived with his “roommate” for nearly 40 years. My mom and I secretly referred to them as Aunt Frank and Uncle Phil as we knew and didn’t care. The rest of the family just never acknowledged it and never spoke about it.

Roni Stone
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boston marriages all around.

KatSaidWhat
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had to explain this to two people about an elderly "friendship" in a one bed apartment.

Robin Roper
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the early 90's, I had a similar and funny "conversation" with a person I worked with regarding two female retired colleagues. They had purchased a house together many years before and lived together long after their retirement. This man commented about how nice it was since they such close friends having never married. My responded with "it's illegal for them to get married, otherwise they would." I had to explain that there were partners in love and weren't just friends. He was a nice but very naïve man.

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According to the founder of ‘Well, That’s Just Incorrect,' you "have to laugh" when you realize that you've been incredibly confident about something that turns out to be completely incorrect.

"We all make mistakes, but you can either let it ruin your day or make your day," they said.

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    #2

    Text message humor: A classic confidently incorrect grammar correction.

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    char
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooh, i've done that a few times. nothing more embarrassing than correcting someone and being wrong

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, your. It is owned and you are not a hat. At least that's what your psychiatrist says.

    Liz Butt
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know dear. That's the whole point of this joke or irony.

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    CP
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture of the person satisfyingly drinking coffee is the chef's kiss.

    Jungle Empress 85
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I learned contractions when I was about six. That was in the early 90s. Do they not teach proper grammar anymore?

    LauraDragonWench
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no they don't. At least not in any meaningful way so that the knowledge is retained.

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    Thomas51
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that hard . . . surely?

    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Dan Quayle and potato.

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    #3

    Bridge sign with incorrect capacity translation, allowing 10 people or 3 Americans.

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    Pyla
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they keep a medic on hand to treat those burns.

    KrazyChiMama
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American sadly this is probably accurate…

    Atom Bohr
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's not technically wrong...

    Andie Day
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the size of the American ego that limits the total capacity.

    Learner Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before visiting America for the first time, I thought "Americans are fat" was an urban legend. I was honestly shocked to see the levels of obesity prevalent there.

    tl gmc
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes sense, i can go to knotts every day of the year and get food, comes out to less than $2 per day with drinks. Or I can buy healthy food for the week which comes out to 50-70 per week for 1 person or 7-10 a day. No drinks with healthy food.

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    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey we're not ALL fat!

    Thomas51
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, some of it is bone density and muscle.

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    WubiDubi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having watched 4 American tourists deactivate a lift by triggering the safety mechanism for ignoring the [10 persons 820kg] sign, I can relate. The sign is 20 years old. It needs updating, also for morbidly obese locals (UK).

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just the US and UK, either. The projections are that more than half of the world's population will be overweight or obese by 2035.

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    "This page helps us laugh at ourselves and shows just how easy it is to mess up. Some people let it drag them down a hole where they get more and more upset and ends with no one winning."

    They added that "it’s okay to be incorrect, you just have to learn to admit it." It's something that many of us can work on.

    As it turns out, this isn't the first social media project that the founder has run. Before creating ‘Well, That’s Just Incorrect,' they'd been running 'People Incorrectly Correcting Other People' for years!

    "But, sadly, ownership changed and the group started getting overrun by bots," they opened up.

    #4

    Cat with different colored eyes, surrounded by leaves, showing a confident yet incorrect meme.

    I'm no doctor, but I think they meant hypoglycemia. 🤔

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I think it's hemophilia. LOL! (Heterochromia)

    Novadoe (She/They)
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they meant Hypothermia. Simple mistake! :-)

    Peter Bear
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean herpetological (Heterochromia)

    Roni Stone
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or perhaps hypotaxis. (Heterochromia)

    KrazyChiMama
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you’re all wrong it’s hypovolemia! :D

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broccoli is homophobic. Also hydrophobic.

    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if i am reading this correctly this cat is scared of LGTBQ people and is on the hunt for sugar because its about to pass out . LOL

    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    offtopic: that cat has amazing eyes!

    ManuelQue
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're on topic. A cat that has heterochromia has eyes of different colours.

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    #5

    Car with sticker showing humorous language fail, featuring Yankees logo.

    So close, yet so far.

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    Upstaged75
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are racists so often illiterate too?

    Peter Bear
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are symptoms of ignorance and lack of education.

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    Felecia_1986
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took a business calculus class in college during a summer session that was taught by a Chinese grad student with a very limited grasp of English. Early on in the class she (the grad student) had gone on some nasty rant about speaking in English, how hard English was, how lazy Americans are, and some disparaging comments about English-speakers in general, and one brave soul had cut her off with something to the effect of "Usted estan en America, hablar espanol!" So of course, having been offended by her rant, the entire class (tried) to speak exclusively in Spanish during every class after that. This was way before Google Translate BTW, and most of us only knew rudimentary playground/kitchen Spanish! It went well until the department head came into class one day and proceded to chew us all out in Spanish that was way over most of our heads. A very literate, poetic, wordy version of Spanish...but he was trying his best not to bust out laughing while chewing us out!

    Moana Manana
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It didn't say "write english" though 🙄

    Lara Verne
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Engrysh ar so hard

    Erik Biesemeier
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because English is the Voltron of languages.

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    Seedy Vine
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your WHAT is in America? lol

    Na Schi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the US really in that much decay that this sticker has to be taken seriously? I first thought, because of the too many spelling mistakes, that it was sarcasm.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's likely real, and they likely do not care whether it's spelled correctly. There's a celebration of ignorance as a sign of authenticity these days, and that has been nurtured and hijacked by the current powers that be for the sole purpose of acquiring and keeping power, with no intention of helping the people who helped them get there.

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    The Shark
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst part is that someone mass produced that sticker, and it was likely purchased exclusively by idiots with zero understanding of basic English.

    meow point1
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like Moe complaining about "immigants"!

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    #6

    Confidently incorrect text message exchange about a funeral, with humorous misuse of emojis.

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    Talis
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And why does he have two skulls? Is he related to Zaphod Beeblebrox?"

    PataSata
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could say 42, but that's an answer to another question.

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    Heffalump
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's exactly how we _should_ use emojis.

    Crystalwitch60
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    8 months ago

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    It really is isn’t it lol ok I might be 60 but that’s the perfect way

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    The Goo King
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction: That is *exactly* how dads use emojis.

    K Ma
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Dad's emoji use. The son needs to unclench.

    Andrew Arons
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that's EXACTLY how you use emojis!🤪

    Darfanme
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That absolutely IS how we use emojis.

    Crystalwitch60
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂dark sense of humour love it lol

    bart simpson
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that's a perfect use of emojis.

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    "This was my alternative to run a similar group the way I want it to run," the founder said.

    "And I think a lot of people enjoy it because we all need to laugh right now, even if it’s at our own silly mistakes."

    The ‘Well, That’s Just Incorrect’ group, which was first created on Facebook in early December 2023, has grown by leaps and bounds over the months.

    Currently, this group, which positions itself as “a place for all things incorrect,” has 128.2k members who enjoy posting or reacting to the amusing content.

    #7

    Text post humorously misuses "humidity" instead of "humility" with a witty comment below, showcasing confidently incorrect fails.

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    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I turn off my auto erect? I'd rather handle that myself.

    G A
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait til you get to my age and the button wears out....

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    Robert Millar
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We shouldn't put up with all this incontinence.

    Tim Gibbs
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Auto erect is a great monument 😜

    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People's lack of humidity really gets me steamed.

    Cristi nah
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im humid enough to amit my mistakes

    DrBronxx
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way this should be on this list is if someone should screenshotted it from this list, then put it on this list.

    Forrest Grump
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they meant "Humpty Dumpty".

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    #8

    Confidently incorrect post claiming the moon is more useful than the sun.

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    Pyla
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not the stupid that is the problem, it’s the boldness.

    SCP 4666
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why won't the astronauts fly to the sun at night? Then its not shining and not so hot too 🤤

    Regina Holt
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that person isn't too bright.

    Papa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what you did there, and gave you a up vote for it.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just send these kind of imbeciles TO THE MOON, and leave them there forever...?

    Crystalwitch60
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    8 months ago

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    lol my motto is !!! I see dead people .. ok so technically they are stupid people .. but give me a few minutes!!!

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    Amanda Reinstatler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the douchey mansplaining voice

    Mreoww
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely thought this was a joke at first. Couldn’t believe my eyes.

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    #9

    A child's homework fail, naming "Getty Images" as America's first president, demonstrating confidently incorrect humor.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wrong, but so cute.

    Rosecrucian Roeth
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is that this is indicative of an awful lot of Muricans!

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the paper it's written on, Elem. or low Middle school.

    The Shark
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not going to fault a kid for something like that... I just hope they learned from the mistake 🤞🏼

    G A
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the Images Monument is a fine tribute to General Getty.

    Znaya
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are too stupid for me to continue reading but somehow I must continue!

    sfgothgirl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh. Ohh no!

    Cyndielouwhoo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd fault the teacher too, did they not cover his name in class?

    Robert T
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of godawful letter 'a' is that? A three-legged spider on acid could have done better!

    Johnnynatfan
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was written by a little kid. Calm the f**k down already.

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    The administrators and moderators who keep the community running smoothly ask everyone to be as specific about the context of their posts as possible so that everyone’s in on the joke.

    “Make sure it is clear to everyone what is incorrect if not obvious. Just because you understand doesn’t mean the people who weren’t in the conversation will,” they suggest. What’s more, they urge everyone to avoid “long stories or petty debates” and to instead focus on photos and videos for the sake of fun.

    #10

    Chess board with a funny tip about using a mirror to see your opponent's moves, showcasing a confidently incorrect idea.

    Greg Hill Report

    Aidan Pite
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knows, seeing things in reverse might actually help in some weird way. Like how holding up your own art in a mirror helps you spot your mistakes. Get a different perspective by literally getting a different perspective.

    UKGrandad
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anybody else remember the photo of when Kim Kardashian wore mirror-lensed sunglasses while playing in a poker tournament? She thought that hiding her eyes would stop her opponents from seeing her 'tells', and really couldn't figure out why she was still losing every hand, bless her 😂

    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim Kardashian thinks a royal flush is a gold-plated toilet. And she relies on a single pair to win.

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    Floeckchen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also keep a spare queen in your sleeves

    WubiDubi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP needs to stick to Battleships.

    Liz Butt
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course. Why didn't I think of that. Pure genius. 😖

    Rick Seiden
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one is a joke.

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad part is it probably isn't.

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    Novlette Williams
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think this is a good idea you have already lost the game of life.

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    #11

    Confidently incorrect Reddit post about euthanasia in tattoos, highlighting a humorous misunderstanding.

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    SillyPandaBunny
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d stay away from that dentist

    Papa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? The euthanasia would definitely cure your fear.

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    Tim Douglass
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattoo parlors don't offer euthanasia because they are hoping for repeat customers.

    XenoMurph
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The clients never feel a thing. Not a single complaint.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you only have to get over your fear of going to the dentist once…

    CP
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why Youth in Asia is such a divisive topic.

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because of K-Pop. I just know it.

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    Owiella Freddie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% pain free, now and forever, 100% guaranteed.

    Andrew Arons
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the answer is tattoo artists don't have medical degrees and aren't allowed to administer anesthesia. Even novocaine has its risks.

    V
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hiring an anaesthetist and all the gear needed would be very pricey

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    WubiDubi
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dentists' euthanasia will likely be the most expensive on the planet.

    Robert T
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the "youth in asia" got to do with it?

    Justbecause
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people say tattoos are for life!

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    #12

    Confidently incorrect post showing 99.54 work hours with humorous comment "You're a victim."

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    Upstaged75
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaks down to around $11 US an hour. Hope it was worth it.

    Zoe Vokes
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention that they are working more than 14 hours a day, 7 days a week.

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    SM
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now you know why people vote against their own self-interest. Imagine what it takes to brag about being a victim.

    Felecia_1986
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this, fellow pandas, is how I ended up in the hospital right before my 20th birthday. 5 weeks back-to-back of this garbage. I thought I was a bad-a*5. I was delusional.

    Kyle Simonson
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like a slave at that rate of pay.

    Justme
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re a first year medical resident

    Learner Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was he doing the other 69 hours? Slacking off, probably. /s

    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew has worked 100 hour weeks. But he's a union electrician, so his gross was a bit higher.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's still more that two full weeks of my regular hours.

    Pete Andrews
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Base Australian minimum wage of $25.20 per hour would be over $2500 AUD + 25% for casual employees = $3125. Full time employees on a 38 hour week would attract overtime rates of double or triple time depending on times of shift and job type.

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    Making mistakes—whether by being overconfidently incorrect, wildly unlucky, or simply having major knowledge gaps—is not the end of the world, even if it sometimes feels like it. If someone corrects you or you realize that you’ve been wrong, it’s usually best to be humble and admit to having messed up.

    When you show that you’re mildly embarrassed after making an error, others can relate to you because they see you as more down-to-earth. Showing humility is relatable because, like it or not, everyone makes mistakes.

    On the other hand, if you pretend that you didn’t mess up or try to hide your blunder in the hope of appearing ‘perfect,’ it can push others away. In short, it’s healthy to embrace and lean into your embarrassment rather than trying to run away from it.

    #13

    Confidently incorrect person mistakes badger for blue heeler puppy, humorous text overlay in car.

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    SCP 4666
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many 'ps' do you need for this one?

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    Peter Bear
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) how in all nine hells did you get that badger in the car, 2) do you still have a car left after the badger took exception to being in it? You do NOT mess with badgers.

    G A
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) Photoshop 2) Yes, because it's photoshop. You can mess with them, in photoshop.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cute name for it: Honey (IYKYK)

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't badger people about their choice of pets. :)

    A girl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My declawed cat tried to pick a fight with one of these. I rescued him before the carnage but my cat was so riled he bit me to the bone. Stitches and a couse of antibiotics. FWIW, I didn't declaw the cat. He came that way.

    Nikole
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you let your declawed cat outside?

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    Tim Fawcett
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is about to learn the origin of the expression "as mad as a badger"

    Traci Cobler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gonna pet that dawg!!! (Sorry)

    Bill Swallow
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like that Raccoon upgraded to a Luchadore mask!

    Justbecause
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heeler for there natural ability and love of nipping heels. Though our Red Heeler prefers to nip scrotums or udders.

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    #14

    Confidently incorrect post claiming Atlanta is a palindrome, highlighting a humorous fail.

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    Ravenkbh
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shows the poor education given in Atlanta Alabama

    Robert Millar
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A palindrome? That would be notlob." The Parrot Sketch, Monty Python.

    Richard Graham
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody! Be sure to click the "play" arrow. The video is UNBELIVABLE!!

    EJN
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American education is not making it, obviously...

    Karen Menard
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think so? They did a d**n fine job of it the first time around

    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A thought put forward by one of the backward.

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    #15

    Text exchange showing a confidently incorrect response about ancestry.

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    Julie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please let this be a joke

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's happening again. Most Americans are decent people who just want to live their life out in peace and normality. It's our leaders who make bad decisions and suddenly Americans are vile. Don't let your leader define your country. Don't elect leaders who think they can. Personally, I am truly sorry for the state of affairs right now. For all countries involved in this mess.

    ChickyChicky
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just America either, far-right movements are gaining strength all over.

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    Marnie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody's ancestors did horrible things, although not everybody's ancestors did horrible things recently enough for us to know the specifics.

    Justbecause
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine stole silk underwear, earnt themselves free passage to Australia for there trouble!

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    Bill Swallow
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... And I had *such* hopes that the raging epidemic of ignorance and stupidity was an American thing, and that the rest of the world would save things ...

    Angela Corvaia
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All people have and still do horrible things, color of skin only means the evil sun god hasn’t been worshipped enough.

    Vee Lyons
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not mine certainly, I'm Irish.

    Ken Oath
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please, you're generally Catholic. Add Magdalene laundries to that.

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    Fred Krimmelbein
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go back far enough and every race did some horrible things to themselves and to others.

    Liz Mary
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy! German just 🤦🤦🤦 here.

    Only Me
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colour of skin means nothing. Humans are humans, i.e. c***s.

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    When it comes to apologizing for your past blunders, it’s often best to pick up your ego and set it aside someplace where it won’t get in the way. A true apology is about showing genuine remorse and making amends, rather than looking for excuses or trying to argue your way into proving how you’re not to blame for anything.

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    #16

    Young woman posing in a store display kitchen, humorously illustrating a confidently incorrect moment.

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    Stygtand
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice ceiling…

    Inigo Montoya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cathedral ceilings like that don't come cheap!

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    WubiDubi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Susan quickly learnt to crop photos after the backlash and losing 40% of her 112 followers.

    Hippopotamuses
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. How the hēll does someone miss such an obvious detail when the post a picture? Divine intervention?

    Crystalwitch60
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    8 months ago

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    Ikr 🤦‍♀️They do it on purpose for likes ! N clearly can’t even do that right 😂😂😂mind u it’s on here so I guess it kind worked lol

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    Earonn -
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know what's more cringeworthy - the pretend homeownership or the pretend "I'm god's darling" s**t. Crazy plastic Christians never care that their god wasn't too fond of lies....

    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God killed her parents, and she inherited their house. Thanks, O merciful Lord!

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    Bill Swallow
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that "God's Plan" always seems to be for his followers to lie their @$$es off?

    Binny Tutera
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting ceiling, just like a big box store!

    P R
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many gods are involved

    Thomas51
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just Anoia, the Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers

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    CP
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "gods plan" part irks me and not because of the missing apostrophe. Let's extrapolate gods plan to the rest of the world. Explain to the hungry and homeless that it is all part of gods plan. We need a better plan than gods.

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    #17

    Confidently incorrect comment exchange on language usage in a humorous social media thread.

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    GenuineJen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How WOULD one know? If only there was a hint, a word, somewhere else in that sentence that would tell you...

    DowntownStevieB
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel myself becoming dumber reading these.

    Highfalutin Heron
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "to whom the comment was about" is going to give me a stroke

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I liked the band Bad English.

    Rick Murray
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it depends upon the person. There was a video ages ago of an Asian woman (Japanese? I don't remember) who learned English by watching South Park and didn't entirely understand that such words are... yeah, I nearly died. 😂😂😂

    Roni Stone
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer to their question is no. Just no.

    GalPalAl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been better if she said mentioning for a friend

    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zero-for-two on this exchange.

    EJN
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a bit redundant, but nowadays the level of education is dropping like a bomb, so maybe it is necessary for a lot of readers....

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    #18

    Light reflection on wall forms an exclamation mark, with text humorously stating it's a question mark, depicting hilarious fails.

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    Debby Keir
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I question which mark this is!

    Talis
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're first quest of the day is to leave the bed." (The "You're" was intentional...)

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No my friend, every day you wake up to that "something has gone very wrong" symbol.

    Robert T
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bang! And the brain was gone!

    Bill Swallow
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that bad a fail, but still amusing. And incredibly optimistic for freshly awake.

    EJN
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, my dear, is an exclamation mark, not a question mark.

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    A sincere apology means having the empathy to put yourself in the other person’s shoes and really getting to grips with how your behavior has affected them.

    Maybe you’ve said something harsh about their perspective on a topic. Maybe you’ve been spouting incorrect information and then arrogantly defended yourself while putting others down.

    The point is that emotional intelligence and the ability to relate to others never goes out of style.

    #19

    Sign at Museum Gardens warns against cycling; humorously highlights potential for injury, showcasing confidently incorrect advice.

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    G A
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. I'm getting off my bike to batter a toddler.

    Bill Swallow
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Do you deep-fry them after you batter them?

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    Babs McGurk
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it meant that women on their periods can't visit the gardens until their cycle is over.

    Forrest Grump
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you really need to specify "young" child? Are there any old children?

    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In terms of intellectual and emotional development, there are way too many among us.

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    Phil Boswell
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I insist on using "might" rather than "may" when you're talking about something that *might* happen‼️

    El Cucuy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like some excellently snarky British humor rather than someone being dumb.

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first law of comedy is "Puzzled people don't laugh".

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and here i thought they were talking about menstruation.....

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also, older children, teens, young adults through to not quite elderly adults, who cares, right?

    Leekier
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must have passed that sign a dozen times and never noticed 🤦🏼‍♀️

    Littlemiss
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy I can bash my mother at llong last?!? Yes, sign me up. Bout time she got to see what I felt as a child.

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    #20

    Confidently incorrect computer prompt asking, "Are you sure you want to exist?" with options "Yes" and "No."

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    Upstaged75
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, but here I am.

    Stygtand
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly yes. And sometimes on another planet where im alone with a little cottage, a lake and some ducks swimming around.

    Rick Murray
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was more fun in the old days when your options would be Abort, Retry, or Ignore.

    Piwakawaka
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the supermarket self checkout the machine asks "Do you want to continue?" Talk about existential crisis!

    Apatheist Account2
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Samaritans web site is rather direct.

    eloop
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wish the s*****e booths in FUTURAMA is real ...

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    #21

    Confidently incorrect tweet about mammals and Wales, humorously highlighting a factual fail.

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    SillyPandaBunny
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Welsh are not fish - lol Also whales are not fish, they are indeed mammals.

    Space Invader
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it weird that both Welsh and whales are mammals?

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    Upstaged75
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wales is a country that's overly fond of consonants.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, but... W is not necessarily a consonant in Welsh, sometimes it's a vowel, such as in words like "cwm" (valley) "byw" (to live) "cyw" (chick)

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    Hippopotamuses
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's interesting (and a bit strange) that someone with this lack of knowledge, knows how to use the word ergo correctly.

    GenuineJen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

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    Jan
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh. Don't tell them about dolphins

    Heather Ball
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my word... why am I still reading these? Oh yeah - "train wreck"

    CP
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wales is where the survivors of Atlantis ended up.

    UKGrandad
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll explain all the webbed fingers, I suppose. Not inbreeding after all.

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    WubiDubi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Welsh are mammals, also.

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    NPR suggests that when apologizing, you should simply say that you’re ‘sorry’ rather than that you ‘regret’ something or that you’re ‘devastated.’ It’s also essential that you’re as specific as possible, saying what it is you’re apologizing for. Next, take ownership of your bad behavior, showing that you understand that you were in the wrong.

    #22

    Confidently incorrect brand parody socks labeled Spripe, CocoCola, and Peepi from Wish.

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    Stygtand
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want them all

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drink Pepsi, put on your Peepi sock, then go PP after XD

    CP
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's better than corporate logos.

    H R
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are hilarious

    Pollymere
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son loves stuff like this. He searches charity shops for t-shirt fails.

    Nikole
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How. Many. Times. Please retire this picture.

    Thomas51
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want some MASA one (Making America Sh!t Again).

    Lene
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need the peepi-ones for a friend of mine. I would never tell him why, though.

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    #23

    A sign humorously warns violators they will be towed and "find" $50; example of confident fails.

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    Sue Denham
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm keen. What violation do I have to commit?

    JoNo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how many times can I commit?

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    Sam Trudeau
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a joke: A zookeeper sees a man throwing 5$ bills into the monkey cage. "Hey! Can't you read the sign?" he says to the man. The man replies. "The sign says it's okay." the zookeeper says "no it doesn't." and reads the sign. "Do not feed. 5$ fine"

    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would a "Trespassers Will Be Violated" deter people or attract them?

    A girl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious. Does punctuation cost money? Eats, shoots, and leaves means way different than eats shoots and leaves. See other comments for context.

    Mreoww
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I’d like to be towed.

    geezeronthehill
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will the $50 I get cover the cost of the tow?

    Gracie Mae
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how many times can i violate?

    Jonathan Setter
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the internet "fine", "find" and "fined" are all the same word and can be used interchangeably in any situation. Also that the "ed" suffix should never be added because it is a waste of time and "nobody pronounces it anyway" . Tell all this to those who were fined even though everyone told them they would be fine.

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    #24

    Recreated face of ancient Greek girl with humorous comment questioning age accuracy, showcasing confidently incorrect fail.

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    merlin
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha thanks. I was wondering what actor this reminded me of. Spot on.

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    Stephanie A Mutti
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a parent of a new teenage girl, I can confirm, they NAILED the pout.

    Tom De Paul
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I understand the prevalence of homosexuality in ancient Greece.

    Rafael
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But a 10,000 year old is technically a teenager, so give it a thousand more years!

    Roni Stone
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically...

    CP
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see anything wrong here.

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    It’s very important not to make excuses while apologizing. Furthermore, you have to ensure that you won’t intentionally repeat your mistakes.

    Tell the other person that your mistakes won’t happen again while also elaborating on the steps you’re taking to ensure this. And if you’ve caused someone harm, make sure that you make reparations. Again, this is the time for humility, not for protecting one’s ego.

    #25

    Motorbike dashboard with text "work starts at 8:00" and "Me at 7:99," humorously illustrating confidently incorrect time.

    That's not how clocks work, in any time zone.

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    char
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it took me several seconds to notice the issue

    SM
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What issue? Isn't he just using the "metric system"? 😉🤣

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    Sanjana
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sure this is a joke ive seen stuff like this everywhere

    A dude who likes to drum
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, quite positive that the video is 100% satire

    Denise A Smith
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work for the US Postal Service and our time clocks are in hundredths and not minutes. When we started work at 7:45am the time clock said 7:75. Each hundredth is 36 seconds and each tenth is 6 minutes.

    Thomas51
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives a whole new meaning to Going Postal.

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    Neb
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what we get allowing to enter time "100" or "9:99" as microwave duration!

    LittleTeapot
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this is why he’s late?? 😆

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    #26

    Confidently incorrect takes on date formats with a humorous diagram comparing world and USA styles.

    Antony Familyguy Jones Report

    JB
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My colleagues to me: why do you name files YYYYMMDD Rest of filename? Me to my colleagues: because most of you sort by filename hoping to get the latest version, but some of you sort by date. Either way I got your back 😉

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto. I take copious amounts of photos, and naming the folders starting with the date in yyyy-mm-dd format makes finding things much easier.

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    KrazyChiMama
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’re brainwashed in public elementary school to use the MMDDYYYY format here in the USA…go easy on us we have loads of c**p we have to relearn ;)

    Regina Holt
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in USA, I always spell out or abbreviate the month, just being sensitive to anyone who may not be from this country. I don't know how this country got so screwed up in how to date things

    KrazyChiMama
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s what we’re taught in school as the “proper way”. Lots of things we were taught are a bit useless when we grow up and enter the corporate world. Like how US uses imperial system while the rest of the world uses metric systems

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    Kayleigh
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many Americans I've seen complaining about dd/mm/yy, saying how saying (my birthday for example) the 21st of November just sounds stupid. And then go around saying "Happy 4th of July!!"

    JenniB
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in a part of Canada that also uses MM/DD/YYYY but to be fair that is how we say the date (i.e. today is April 23rd) we do not say 23rd April so for us it makes sense...

    Leekier
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the U.K. we say it either way though, unless we’re writing it out in full, it always written DD/MM/YYYY

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    Karen Menard
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you use the YYY format - thanks to Y2K

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the U.S., we write it the way we say it (in most cases) unless it's in clinical citations, then it's year, day, month.

    joyfulchasm
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American: yeah DD/MM/YYYY is much better.

    Shortstuff
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America always has to try to be different.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paskesz products had the craziest format I saw: Year is written in letter code- like BDAD, idk how you figure out which year it is, and it's followed by a number, that marked which day in the year was product made.

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    #27

    Confidently incorrect tweet about time management, highlighting a humorous math fail.

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see... 1 hour getting ready for work, 1 hour commute (30m twice), 8 hours at work, 4 hours sleep, 4 hours staring into the darkness wondering WhyTF I am not asleep, 1 hour of panda, 1 hour making and eating dinner, 1 hour (at least) of attention that must be paid to cat, which leaves a mere 3 hours for everything I might want to do with my life. 3 hours a day, if I'm lucky and nothing runs over and I don't need to go shopping or cut the grass or... F@£k this adulting nonsense, I want my life back.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also productivity is hard capped by humans ability to mentally metabolize stress. That's what makes depression and poverty black holes you can't escape from alone.

    Kathy Brooke
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a couple of hours over to study maths.

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither. Can't imagine what his hourly rate would be.

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    Binny Tutera
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time might not be an issue, but math is.

    Steve
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The coach has had too many concussions.

    quentariel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish time worked like that.

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    Meanwhile, the Harvard Medical School states that it’s important to apologize to someone you’ve hurt or angered, even if you don’t fully believe that what you said or did was wrong.

    Try to empathize with the other person and be genuine about your apology. Acknowledge responsibility for your actions while also validating the other person’s feelings.

    #28

    Sign reading "Closed due to personal circumcisions" showcasing a confidently incorrect humorous fail.

    Branthua Report

    Vinny DaPooh
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or too little detail as the case may be now

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    Talis
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Apology for any incontinence."

    Faminerst Anstemal
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more worried if the circumcisions were not personal.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can only use that excuse once.

    Andrew Arons
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those mandatory employee meetings are getting way too extreme...

    Eugene the Jeep
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder they're closed. My cousin was circumcised at birth, couldn't walk for over a year.

    Heather Ball
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    missed opportunity: apologies for any incontinence caused

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    #29

    Tweet humorously claims "Wicked" musical didn't use AI; response jokes about a speaking goat. Confidently incorrect humor.

    Ian Gruber Report

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CGI isn't the same as AI

    Rick Funk
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr.Ed spoke, so why not a goat.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because a horse is a horse, of course, of course.

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    #30

    Confidently incorrect comments about the Pope being Christian, culminating in a humorous misunderstanding.

    Ian Gruber Report

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's not going to heaven, with an attitude like that.

    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm asking the FSM for a non-binary atheist to be the next pope

    cj be like
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm a demigirl atheist does that count

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    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend thought Catholics weren't Christian until she was a teenager because that's what the exclusive brethren were teaching.

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vast majority of evangelicals don't consider Catholics to be Christians. And it isn't just kids. A friend who is 64 still considers the Pope to be the next best thing to the Devil.

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    Earonn -
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also "strong masculine" - you mean sucking on thick cigars as if it were d***s and abusing women like your idol Tate?

    Michael Sauerwein
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Rule of the Harlots," also known as the Pornocracy or Saeculum Obscurum, refers to a period in the late 10th century (904-963) where the papacy in Rome was heavily influenced and dominated by powerful members of the Theophylact family. This period was marked by corruption, scandal, and brief pontificates, often with popes being deposed or even killed.

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    Ravenkbh
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping for a Jewish pope this time

    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all were Jewish at the start of the Church.

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    Marianne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know where to start on this one...

    Lene
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have "met" several Americans online that thought Catholics and Christians were two different things. I think it was because the majority in their areas were Protestants and they saw Catholics as something "outside of Christianity" because of their saints. Or something like that. Anyways, as a person who studied (the history of) religion at the uni back in the 2000s, I find this view very interesting even if I still find it a bit confusing. Very interesting, though.

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it does seem to be a very American thing to think Catholics aren't Christians.

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    HelyerT
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a lot to unpack lol

    Thomas51
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm praying for a Pope that's human.

    Liz U
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had someone argue passionately with me once that Catholics aren’t Christians. It was 20 years ago and I still cringe on her behalf

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    Which of these posts from ‘Well, That’s Just Incorrect’ caught your attention and made you laugh the most, dear Pandas? Why do you think so many people are so confident while being incredibly incorrect about some facts?

    In your personal opinion, how can we all learn to be more humble and less arrogant, especially when sharing our thoughts online? What’s the best thing to do after realizing we’ve messed up? Let us know what you think in the comments below!

    #31

    Sign with typo reads "Please satanise your hands here," showing a confidently incorrect fail.

    Branthua Report

    Talis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, my demon lord!"

    G A
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do say the devil makes work for idle hands....

    Novlette Williams
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did last night in the privacy of my own bedroom. Thank you very much!

    Eugene the Jeep
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's required before every heavy metal concert if you want to flash the "devil horns."

    Heather Ball
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the power of satan compels you

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the catholics do have their holy water, so this makes sense.

    Ray Carrillo
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thank you, soap will suffice.

    TheGayUmbrella
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure. Do I have to squirt it in a pentagram, or...

    Rusty
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that unholy water?

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    #32

    Confidently incorrect message in a chat about misunderstood French phrase.

    Angel Mazzone Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lack toes in toddler ants

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bone jaw meat a moray. Two is a bell

    Kat Alison
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s night. The correct term would be “bone swear.”

    Don Adams
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Favorite song is probably "Hold me closer, Tony Danza".

    Thomas51
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't - it was decades before I discovered the Police were singing "It's been three years since I wrote my note" I always thought it was "It's been three years since I broke my nose".

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    #33

    Statue of Liberty under clear sky with a confidently incorrect tweet praising American architecture.

    Sean Salvador Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    France would like a word......

    Kathy Brooke
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point I think they'd like their statue back.

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    Peter Bear
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Americans: Thank you sincerely for your belated but welcome assistance in The Great European Civil Dispute (parts 1 and 2). You may consider this ample repayment for our assistance in your little custody battle with Britain, without which you would still be Commonwealth at best. You're welcome for existing. Sincerely, the French.

    David
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you actually check the post this is from, this is a 2nd tweet as part of a response to someone and is a joke he is making. However some idiots crop out the date and time, so you don't back check the original tweet, then leave out the context, and then mislead people to think he was actually making this claim.

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Point is, there's a lot of bragging of this kind. This picture just makes a good symbol for this issue.

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    Earonn -
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each time I read this USA bragging, all I see is compensation for an inferiority complex. *Real* confidence doesn't have to put others down.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people wonder why tRump puts down every single person he doesn't like.

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    Roni Stone
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to tell him?

    Libstak
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    France needs to take this back

    CP
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't deserve it anymore, not sure we ever did. We were stealing Native land left and right when we got that statue.

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    Snazzy Smurf
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    France would like it back.

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kenora, Ontario has a huge fish statue. Your argument is invalid

    Talis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: There are 5 Statues of Liberty in Paris.

    CP
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all watched the Nic Cage movie.

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    sfgothgirl
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    France: hold my champagne s'il vous plaît

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    #34

    Confidently incorrect comment explaining "N" in DNA stands for "and".

    Joaquín Ramírez Report

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to be clear - no it doesn't

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've just been told we have 2 chromosomes by someone. I can't even be bothered to explain why they are wrong

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    ANGEL BABY
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That part was just totally disregarded!! 😂

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    Tele Avision
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry Cristi nah, "Nucelar" 17 people failed to get the joke. You One!

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    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, no god is going to *safe* you.

    David Morgan
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might if you are playing baseball with Them...

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    Victor Botha
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a Jerry Springer show years ago with a feuding couple on (surprise!) The argument escalates and she burst out with "wait until they get you for D&A" Jerry asks "D&A?? She replies "Yeah, DrügS and Alcohol" 🤣🤣

    Tonyah Mcanelly
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole post feels like a Jerry Springer show LOL

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    geezeronthehill
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Government meeting notes on the Aegean entitled "A GNC".

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    #35

    Couple laughing at hilarious fails, with text about crying and "crewing" instead of "crying."

    Morazzz Report

    Julie
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crying over their lack of communication skills...

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be honest folks. In the English language, this almost makes sense.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just almost. It makes more sense than go, went, gone or win, won, won or be, was/were, been. English is just three tight boiled owls in a Barbour vest.

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    char
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's always bothered me that the past tense of glow is glowed and not glew

    Earthquake903
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad there was a camera ready and available, lol. Clearly they are joking, tho.

    RedMarbles
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I assumed this one was a joke too.

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    WubiDubi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Declensions vs. a*s clenchions.

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We both crode" this will live in my brain rent free.

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Latin scholar who asked the taxi driver where he could get scrod. The driver didn't know that word had a future pulperfect.

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Incredibly sad. I crode for them too upon seeing this 😭

    Andie Day
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong. Should have been I croded. That's the imperfeked passed plooperefect tense.

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    #36

    Confidently incorrect substitution: Lemons 2 lb bag replaced with Granny Smith apples 3 lb bag.

    Well that's NOT how substitutions work Walmart.

    Skylar Gilbert Estes Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're both round-ish I guess?

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.... Walmart once substituted tampons for asparagus on my order.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My word they would soak up a lot of melted butter

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    Mi So
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I received a basketball instead of a tall metal shelf, once. They even added the “oversized” and “heavy load - two person carry” stickers to the basketball box. Even *I* know carrying isn’t allowed in basketball, let alone by two people.

    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Walmart gives you apples, make apple-ade, or something, I guess

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or ditch Walmart and use a proper grocery store. If possible.

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    Lousha
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once ordered sauerkraut when living in the UK. It was substituted with some sort of sausages. (They where both from the Polish section of the supermarket.)

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the person doing the order didn’t know what sauerkraut was and was looked in the sausage section because they thought it was a sausage.

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    Learner Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their G & T is going to taste very odd.

    Earthquake903
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmart REGULARLY does this to me. I wish I could afford instacart because I hate, hate, hate shopping.

    Just saying
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you lemons, substitute them for apples

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same price. That's all the app knows about.

    The Chronic Insomniac
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. As a former Digital Personal Shopper for Walmart we are timed and expected to keep insane metrics. We try to substitute stuff that makes sense but the stupid app will say, "Invalid Substitution" for literally everything that makes sense. So out of absolute frustration we start grabbing random stuff until the app accepts an item. Usually one that makes zero sense.

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    Thomas51
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you apples . . . . make pie!

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    #37

    Note with spelling fail: "Please use tongues to pick pastries."

    Anonymous participant Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gene Simmons to the Bakery department. Paging Gene Simmons to the Bakery department."

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I look like a chameleon to you?

    G A
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bobbing for pastries

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you nutters??? Who do you think I am? Lickitung...? XP

    Al Fun
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s spelled thongs!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, what pastry you pick is a matter of taste, isn't it?

    JSD
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ariana Grande would like this

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    #38

    Watermelons in a box labeled for potatoes with a sign pricing onions, showcasing a confidently incorrect store display.

    Reimers Arnold Report

    Andie Day
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prepared for those supply chain problems we're going to be having.... Just fill the box with what you've got for the day.

    G A
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4th try's the charm....

    Tonyah Mcanelly
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This fruit identifies as vegtables

    Razvan Coman
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    potatoes watermelons onions and croissants

    Julie S
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the thing you think are croissants are actually hasselback potatoes.

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    H R
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is where I would be a math problem.

    Pollymere
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much are the pastries?

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    #39

    Confidently incorrect layout shown in a property map with mismatched building numbers and legend.

    John Sarra Report

    Talis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's indeed legendary!

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused I don't know if the top building is the 1 or is the 4

    Parmeisan
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only did they decide to give the buildings numbers that didn't match the numbers in their names, they *also* chose to number them in a way that, as far as I'm aware, doesn't make sense in any language/culture. Most read left-to-right or right-to-left, does anybody reads clockwise? Especially since this is in English - limits the countries it could have come from - and I think not even Australia is that crazy (I tease). It makes matching the legend to the map maximum difficulty.

    Leekier
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might with something like that but that’s just me: I tend to read grids from right to left.

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    WubiDubi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Task: Add a key. Result: failed successfully.

    Thomas51
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Architect Designed" always makes me shiver.

    Jonathan Setter
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a joke. But if real... how about just labelling correctly, then you don't need a legend at all.

    Justbecause
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a university like this 🤪

    Rafael
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the evilest thing I have seen!

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    #40

    No smoking sign with graffiti correcting spelling, showcasing confidently incorrect humor.

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief. It's a little cigar: cigarette

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pardon me while I light my ciggar.

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a shop near my house that advertised "cigrattees" for years. YEARS. With letters that could rearranged. Did no one ever tell them? Did they not care? Did they like it?

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably easier to leave it than have a new sign made.

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    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word cigarette comes from the diminution of a cigar; so it's a small cigar = cigarette.

    Arenite
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it’s spelled cigaret. I always kinda liked it that way.

    Karen Menard
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a give-away word, for the first time, I don't think it's the USA.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google is available in most people's pockets or purses nowadays. Why not check first...?

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    #41

    Emergency phone in forest with a sign to dial 999 for coastguard, police, fire, or ambulance, showcasing a confident fail.

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    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you just press number 3 nine times

    Winter
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see math is continuing to raise its ugly head... 🙄

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    G A
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To explain, it automatically connects to 999 emergency then you have options 1 to 3 for fire, police or ambulance.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this on a number of times before. Why hasn't anyone fixed it yet? /jk

    #42

    Sign on a fence in front of a house reads "Private, Keep Out, Trespassers Will Be Prostituted" with a heart drawing.

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    Stygtand
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that is not a mistake.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fairly certain it's not. The heart and the ellipses certainly seem intentional.

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    Heather Ball
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly - this sign reflects the new "American Way". Lack of education, inhospitable, but still making money off of other people's work.

    K
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's a great sign - prosecuted is one thing - but no way I'm gonna chance being prostituted.. would not trespass 100%

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully...a typo. Poor sheep.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them backwoods places, I'd assume they mean what they say. Safer that way. Especially if they want you to service the bull...

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    #43

    Confidently incorrect note about a porch plant, mistaking it for weed, among other greenery.

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    KrazyChiMama
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha oh please help yourself! smoke up! Let me know it works out for you! :D

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not certain but I'd say that plant is a Pachira Aquatica, it sure ain't weed.

    Littlemiss
    Community Member
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the idiot who ripped up my tomato plants and mowed over them. How dare I plant vegetables? They also sprayed my peppers, radishes, garlic with weedkiller. They called themselves a gardener.

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Did you find out where they lived? Did you mow over their plants?

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    Julie Gellert
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an umbrella plant. I wouldn't recommend smoking it. 😝

    sfgothgirl
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They tried. They shouldn't have tried, but here we are

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Offer dried leaves in a baggie to your nosey neighbor

    K
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 I'm sure nobody with an ACTUAL WEED PLANT would put it on the porch. Nobody wants their weed to be stolen that's for sure!

    Thomas51
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's guarded by two flowerpot men . . . Flower_Pot...cf113a.jpg Flower_Pot_Men_-687925bcf113a.jpg

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    #44

    Hand holding soap labeled as candy, highlighting a confident fail.

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    Pernille
    Community Member
    8 months ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Is says non comestible on the package, OP can't read.

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strawberry yogurt, looks like candy to me! Why would you make soap with such a specific food-flavor description?

    rullyman
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on holiday right now and the hand soap in the bathroom is "strawberry sweets" scented! It's so weird

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    KrazyChiMama
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO I could see this happening to me. Especially is it smells yummy :D

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know the language, but 'Sabonete' is sort of a clue. Doubt I would have noticed it without a hint, though... And the packaging only adds to the deception.

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The product also says Produtto cosmetico, well I'm no expert but you can tell it's a cosmetic product if you pay close attention

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    Jerry
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be harder if you don't speak a romance/Latin language, but "sabonette," "cosmético," & "não comestível" should alert you. They mean: soap, cosmetic, & not edible respectively. It's Portuguese if I'm not mistaken, but a keen eye should spot them. Even for an limited monolingual English speaker. You should be extra watchful if you are in a foreign country where they speak a different language as well.

    K
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm to be fair it does say "cosmetico" i would have instantly thought cosmetics/makeup/nonfood product. But I guess not everyone is as observant

    Herr Bastich
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only Americans could think, that was a mint!

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    #45

    Confidently incorrect tattoo reads "PLAN AHEA" with missing letter, illustrating a humorous fail.

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    Lez Be Honest
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please please tell me this is intentional.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I planned a Hea once, but circumstances still messed it up.

    Vinny DaPooh
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The D should be on the side of the pinky for maximum Idiocracy

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy I used to work with had finger tattoos done when he was a teenager. He later lost his left little finger in a motorbike accident, so his tat's ended up reading 'LOVE HAT'.

    Thomas51
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy in our local bike shop lost BOTH little fingers in a bike race. Looks effing scary but he's a great mechanic.

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    Novlette Williams
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't plan ahead. If they had they would have grown another finger.

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the joke. It's supposed to be ironic.

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    Kimba
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one time a D is actually appropriate...

    Jonathan Setter
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought at first a misspelling of Pantera, before noticing it was "plan ahea(d)"

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a joke. It's supposed to be ironic. They left the D off intentionally because they didn't plan ahead.

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    PandaPadi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its intentional... So that people look for the D!!!

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    #46

    Social media post with confidently incorrect comments about communism and WW2, prompting a humorous response.

    David Myers Report

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Communism and socialism were never the problem, capitalist countries have gone the same way. The thing they have in common is Fascism. When one person holds all the power. Looking at you orange slumlord (like her username says).

    KrazyChiMama
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michael, I’m on your side with this one. It’s the fascism, fueled by capitalism and dictatorships that are most definitely the problem. One person should never have all the power as absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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    Andrew Arons
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Soviets fought for the Allies during WWII. Mainly because Hitler was stupid enough to invade them after both sides signed a non-aggression pact. Hitler was no military genius. He was little more than a thug with a talent for manipulating a crowd. That's also a pretty spot-on description of Trump.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hitler liked annexing countries too, didn't he?

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    David
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean there were a lot of Polish vetarans who fought the Soviets in 1939, who later served as part of the II Corps in Italy against the Germans. And the Finns, take a lot of credit too against the USSR. Not everyone who fought the Soviets were on the Na zi's side

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    TheGreaterDebater
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name one communist country still existing today

    Karen Menard
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone heard that the Japanese didn't surrender due to the bombs at Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They surrendered because they were terrified that Russa swore to take back every inch of Asia that the Japanese took in their quest for domination, and they knew what the Russians would do to them in retaliation. So they surrendered to us. My Dad was in the Philippines. History rewritten. Would have loved for him to know this.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love For All could be German.

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    #47

    Sign on a fence reads "THANK YOU FOR YOUR COURAGE" with a humorous incorrect graffiti spelling of "You're."

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. "Thank you for you are courage", if you insist?

    Sara Venis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering what was wrong...I turned my phone then saw it...

    KrazyChiMama
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a min to see it as well… old eyeballs lol :D

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we move on to whose and who's. And we'll add who'se if people are rude.

    EJN
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes a lot of courage to keep reading all of these comments and postings with atrocious spelling errors! I'm an English teacher and it's causing me to doubt life's meaning!

    Thomas51
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My next door neighbour, also a teacher, says they should stop telling kids about apostrophes.

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    #48

    Text image of a confidently incorrect statement about saving $250 on a $500 item, highlighting a common misunderstanding.

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to hear their lesson on tariffs.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was planing on buying it, and it was on sale, then I save 250. If I decide on a whim to buy it, I spend 250, but don't save anything.

    Caro Ansaldo
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you buy 2, then yes... you spend 500...

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ARE these people??????

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    #49

    Restroom graffiti with humorous correction: "Life is but a dream," editing the original phrase humorously.

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    KrazyChiMama
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF that does look like a lavatory

    MagicJacket
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Merrily merrily merrily merrily, life butt is a dream.

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is butt a dream, folks.

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butt, butt grammer is herd.

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    #50

    Confidently incorrect post about "worst wing flavor," amusing comments on spelling blooper "parmajohn."

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    char
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my 7yo brother still usually calls it "peppajohn" :)

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    peppajohn sounds like something to go with bacon, because Peppa the Pig

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    KrazyChiMama
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen so many interesting spellings but my favorite was parmasheen cheese :))

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course if you actually just called it "parmesan" you wouldn't have this issue.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not me at age 11, choosing the handle that would go on to become my alias on every website for the rest of my life.

    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is stupidity still SO rampant when you can literally Google ANYTHING. That is just willfull stupidity and laziness.

    #51

    Warning sign humorously incorrect, reading "Erection in Progress" with crossed-out pedestrian symbol.

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    Tim Gibbs
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stand up for yourself 🤣

    cj be like
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like stand up BY yourself... without any legs involved

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    G A
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cross placement suggests they knew EXACTLY what they were doing....

    The Potato
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cross was placed in the right place to misinterpret.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The graphic is too perfect.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tread carefully, literally! Lest you see the buildup you are not actually privy to... XD

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    #52

    A tank top with a confidently incorrect statement about Avril Lavigne and skateboarding history.

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    char
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would absolutely wear this, are you kidding me, this is hilarious

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the Led Zep shirts that have Kiss on them or the Nirvana ones that have Hanson on them, it’s a trap.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skateboarding was invented 40 or so years before AL was born.

    Billo66
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why did I build a skateboard in woodshop in 1982? Such a waste of time.

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so when I was a kid and skateboarding in the 80s, that was... a dream, right?

    Francesa Miller
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was skateboarding in 1964. We had no knowledge of protective gear back then. I have ugly knees and elbows to prove it.

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    G A
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a skaterboi, but had no name for it until I came up with my song....

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    #53

    Person holding a lighter with a "Super-Man" engraving, featuring a web-slinging figure; a confidently incorrect design.

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    Nate B
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a minute. I thought the mistake was spider man’s nose.

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is super spider man.

    GottaGo
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, Spiderman is pretty super.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His tale started when he was bitten by a radioactive piece of Kryptonite.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's in good company. In issue No. 3 of 'The Amazing Spider-Man', Marvel even had Doctor Octopus make the same mistake! Spidey-No-...23c34c.jpg Spidey-No-3-680933423c34c.jpg

    cj be like
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ock probably is a bit senile by now. i can totally see him doing that

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    #54

    Six locks on a gate with a humorous comment, showcasing confidently incorrect logic.

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    Andrew Arons
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard to tell from the picture, but the lower round bar has slots that the two flat bars go through? So remove any one of the bottom or middle locks, slide one of the flat bars out, slide the lower round bar out, and finally slide the central bar up to unlock the entire assembly.

    Dragon mama
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. Very smart. Pain the àss if you've got one of the bottom ones. But very clever.

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still, like the clever idea!

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have noticed anything wrong if it weren't for the comment. Then, I looked at the array far more closely, and discovered the, now, blindingly obvious!

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the bottom bar is not welded in place (nor the vertical bar), it can be twisted and the flat bar removed horizontally.

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    *raspberry sound
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    8 months ago

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    The bottom 4 are useless

    Ace
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    8 months ago

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    The bottom 4 are useless.

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    #55

    Sign stating, "Tables are for eating customers only, no loitering," demonstrating a confidently incorrect fail.

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    Nate B
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Jeffrey Dahmer enters the chat*

    MicrowaveGoddess
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if I want to eat employees instead?

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Ol' Al Packer Cafe... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O12i9BZtkw

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    #56

    Sign with a confidently incorrect message: "Please flash toilet after releasing your tension."

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    JB
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gosh no, I’m flashing the toilet before releasing tension if I possibly can. Sometimes it’s touch and go… literally…with a post-menopausal bladder. Sometimes I duck walk to the toilet while (quietly) yelling “don’t think about it”.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh, I think the poor toilet has seen enough of my PP already. Don't need to subject it to more, lest the toilet might feel tension instead... -_-"

    KrazyChiMama
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I flash my toilet anymore it’s going to need therapy :D

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You actually have to flash BEFORE releasing anything.

    Roni Stone
    Community Member
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is somehow frightening.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not use whilst firmware updating, may cause hardware damage. C*****d porcelain etc.

    #57

    Confidently incorrect garlic growing guide shown with potted garlic plants and bulbs.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anybody here wants to grow some for real, buy a head of garlic and leave it until sprouts have just started to grow from the individual cloves. Separate the cloves and plant them in well-composted soil with good drainage (either in pots or straight into the garden in a sunny spot) with the tip of the sprouts just below the surface. Each clove will grow into a whole new head of garlic.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been told the cloves also appreciate a cold snap to encourage growth. Not an issue in the UK.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, it works well with celery!

    #58

    Language learning CDs with incorrect labeling for Mexican Spanish and Maori.

    Renato Schmidt Report

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's lazy, and then there's this.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are using Getty in single purchase mode.

    Dan Holden
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The background color makes it hard to see buy it says "Mexican Spanish".

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    G A
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something about Maori....

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    #59

    Confidently incorrect sign reading "Entrance Only, Do Not Enter" creates a humorous fail moment.

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schrödinger's driveway 😁

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sign was either placed by, or intended for, a Cat. Possibly both.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Entrance' has more than one meaning. You cannot enter, you can only hypnotise.

    Soton_Sherpa
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to wind us kids up by asking "Is an exit an entrance you go out of?". I'm now 60 and still don't know! 🤔

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    #60

    Sign with text errors about milkshake machine maintenance, showing a confidently incorrect fail.

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The machine is unconvinced, we are apologists speaking on its ɓehalf

    Crescent 3
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So no boys are coming to the yard?

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People do have to be able t o read and write to work as most jobs, don't they?

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brainfreeze without even enjoying any milkshake.

    #61

    Text message mix-up about a scale mistaken for speedometer, showcasing a confidently incorrect fail.

    Branthua Report

    G A
    Community Member
    8 months ago

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    Are they driving Thrust II?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    300kph would only be 186mph. Far out of the range of anything I own, but hardly in land-speed record territory.

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    #62

    A car designed to resemble a futuristic truck labeled "Toyota" driving in the rain, showcasing a confident fail.

    John Sarra Report

    turk
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice try. Toyota should sue.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "OH, No! You don't get to blame this dumpster fire on US!"

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Test it, mount a .50 cal.

    Binny Tutera
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw one with Mustang on it the other day.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would probably fool all the other people who drives those "trucks".

    #63

    Confidently incorrect online exchange about police being called "12," leading to a humorous math fail.

    Yanie Michael Report

    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tv series called "Adam-12" the squad car number. Hence: the twelve. Same as "Hawaii 5-0" resulted in, well, 5-0.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you shout Po-Po do the Teletubbies show up?

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    JoNo
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emergency number in Australia is 000. That's still 0 added up.

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny: Say "9-1-1" and it sounds like something that saves lives. Say it as "9-11" and it sounds like something... else

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    #64

    Confidently incorrect sign on vehicle cover with amusing spelling errors.

    Branthua Report

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you trying to tell us you are disturbed? You have never disturbed the dust on the shelf in front of your dictionary.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do it in a Cartman voice, you'll see it now makes perfect sense.

    #65

    Sign with typo saying, "Please bare with us while we have our refurbishment." A hilariously incorrect fail.

    Morazzz Report

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh alright, I've got no dignity or self-respect left anyway...

    G A
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the thought of someone leaving a sweaty bvm crack mark on the chairs that appalls me

    #66

    Tattoo of a symbol from an anime, accompanied by a comment pointing out a confident incorrect assumption about Nordic origins.

    Momi Verindama Report

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just looked it up and Heilung (the fangroup he’s posting in) is a Danish folk music group with members from Denmark, Norway and Germany. So whilst he’s not claiming it’s a Nordic rune, it’s an odd place to show off a tattoo that isn’t inspired by the band.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Nordic as the bluetooth symbol.

    G A
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm Berserkers were Vikings?!

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's going on with the upper arm? Spray paint. And I honestly don't see the error - so the claim is (albeit in bad spelling) that this is not a 'real' rune but something made to look like one from an anime series. What's wrong here? Or did the person who got the tattoo claim it was one while it isn't?

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Berserkers (Old Norse: berserkir) were those who were said to have fought in a trance-like fury...

    #67

    Confidently incorrect pavement with misaligned bricks and text overlay saying, "You had ONE JOB."

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of thing has got to be deliberate. Disgrunted, or throughly evil, employees.

    G A
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "More than my job's worth, mate"

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    #68

    Pickup truck with 'Tesla' label on the tailgate, showcasing a confidently incorrect modification.

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right now, I wouldn't be putting that on any vehicle I own. In fact I wouldn't be putting that on any vehicles I own in the future.

    Charbadar C
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    8 months ago

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    The crazy people are vandalising peoples private property. Hope these people are all put in prison.

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    quentariel
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is old picture. No Finnish person would be stupid enough to do this nowadays. Not trying to pretend having Tesla or actually having one. (Not just because Musk, they also barely work in winter and are not cost-effective)

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After seeing the Tesa with Toyota sign on the back so many times over, this is a nice change and funny.

    Andie Day
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milldly funny because I think it might p**s the muskrat off

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    #70

    Confidently incorrect English pronunciations: various examples of "ough" sounds with eight different pronunciations.

    culturaltutor Report

    JB
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we really have to reiterate all the times we were invaded before 1066? I know Brits get a hard rap for our empire but, look at our parents.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number of Norse words in English language is impressive.

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a thurrer search I bort the cheapest one..

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, just to make learning English even easier, there are more words that break the "I before e except after c' rule than there are words that obey it.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multiple languages normally. English language HAS been invaded multiple times.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid English language.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse when there are two 'ough's in one word...and they're pronounced differently. Welcome to the Leicestershire town of Loughborough (luf-burra).

    Jonas Fisher
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two of these are wrong. "Bought" is not pronounced with an "or" sound, and the "ough" in "Thorough" is not the part that is pronounced "er."

    Libstak
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't belong here

    jonesnori
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the pronunciation of "thorough" is hinky, but I agree.

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    #71

    Confidently incorrect person smiling in front of a duct-taped peace sign, captioned with a humorous fail.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to searching on-line, if you're not sure about something?

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually the symbol for the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament, and the lines are in the positions for the semaphore symbols for "N" and "D".

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. That reminds me of a martini glass. Need to turn that upside down.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were fully immersed in the time and culture of the peace sign age, you don't remember anything from then very clearly. At least to best of my recollection.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the 'peace sign' it was the logo for CND but was deliberately never copyrighted. Meant to symbolise a broken cross it has one more 'arm' than the Mercedes logo which he is obviously thinking of - plus it's upside down..

    Hugo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it represents the tree of life, and CND didn't realize that turning it upside down is somehow the opposite.

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    G A
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many d***s, space cadet...

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    #72

    Tweet showing "Confidently Incorrect" fail: a mix-up of "Ring Around the Rosie" lyrics with emojis.

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    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it's to do with the plague, its appearance, ineffective treatment and symptoms.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that's a myth. There are records of it before the plague was known, and the symptoms don't accurately match those of the plague.

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    Andie Day
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From now on Ima gonna sing 'ringa ringa rozy' in public. Loudly.

    whineygingercat
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's 'Ring-Around-A-Rosey.' When played, a group of kids, usually girls, would make a circle, the 'ring', and have one girl, The 'Rosey', in the middle as they circled and chanted.

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's "roses". No girl in the middle either here in the UK.

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    #73

    Confidently incorrect comment about living in "Norwegian countries," highlighting a geographical fail.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norsweden has always been my favourite. But Nordenmark is quite nice too.

    MagicJacket
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have great wood there.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a vacation there. Or should I say, it once had me.

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    Mel in Georgia
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter, old enough to know better, asked a visitor if he was from Norwegia... *sigh*

    #74

    Sign with humorous spelling errors incorrectly stating closure of a burger stand.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concern with this whole "Fix the Girl" thing. Is she okay,...? Can I offer her a hamburger to offset the humbuger...? XP

    G A
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fix the girl so I can't have a humbuger toot sweet!

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they mean Hamberder?

    #75

    Confidently incorrect poster featuring a cup with "Half Full" and "Half Empty" labels, with humorous annotation.

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    Sanjana
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wish it was alcohol too

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, that glass? That's not my glass, my glass was full and much bigger.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My perspective is that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

    Steve H
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends. If you're filling the glass it's half full. If you're emptying it, it's half empty.

    G A
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey it was free booze and I drunk it.

    Kathy Brooke
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full. Half full of liquid, half full of gas.

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    #76

    White shirt with "GIRLS" acronym: Gifted, Intelligeant, Real, Lovely, Strong. Confidently incorrect spelling displayed.

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That girl puts the A in Intelegeant

    JB
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant, Intelligent, Talented, Charismatic, wHo the heľl are you calling less than? Oh, yeah, that’s right, every woman who has the guts to stand up for herself like a man.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to be intelligiant.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this belongs to the queen ANT XP

    #78

    Mislabeled food package showing orange cubes as diced watermelon, showcasing a confidently incorrect fail.

    Matt Aich Report

    Karen Ballou
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butternut squash.

    Tropical Tarot
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like butternut or another winter squash.

    #79

    Confidently incorrect tweet claiming "four" is the only number with letters matching its value, prompting a humorous response.

    Ian Gruber Report

    Pernille
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carlos is clearly bilingual, to is correct in danish, so is tre;)

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we're obviously talking about the Danish language here - you can tell by the rest of the post.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me Carlo isn't as old has his picture would suggest.

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    #80

    Cat sunbathing behind a window grill, enjoying the view of a yard with plants in Algeria. Confidently incorrect vibes.

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    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats make their own Vitamin C. We have almost the same gene but it’s broken. The reason our branch of animals got away with it is because they were getting Vitamin C from their diet. I kinda wish we had a functional one for when my partner doesn’t take care of the fruit and feeds the fruit flies instead.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely not a native English speaker, so kind of a d*ck move to post it in this kind of compilation.

    #82

    Confidently incorrect math fail with viral math problem showing misunderstanding of equation order.

    Jessica Johnson Report

    Peter Bear
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Order of operations: 2+2 is done first, that's four. 2x4 next, that's 8. 8/8 is 1. Simple.

    Ann T
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After removing the parentheses you work left to right.

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    AnnaB
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My calculator says 16. ???

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your calculator is correct. It understands order of operations. Most folks here do not.

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It bothers me that the multiplication is implied. I feel like there should be a × (or • if that's your preference).

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's algebraic notation. Multiplication is implied by the parentheses. Has been for decades, at least.

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    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I can understand how someone might think the answer is 16, but how did they get 14?? Or is it a joke...?

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BODMAS. Having kids is a school refresher. Whatever you still remember is a bonus.

    Ham Fright
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I missing? Order of oper. 1st parentheses 8÷2×4, then left to right 8÷2 =4, so 4×4 = 16

    Ham Fright
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL that for order of operations implied multiplication by juxtaposition is given higher precedence than left to right. 8÷2(4) you give precedence to the multiplication so 8÷8=1. Old dog can learn.

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    #83

    Confidently incorrect shirt text in colorful letters on a gray shirt.

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    Peter Bear
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prisencolinensinainciusol, al rye!

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW! I thought I was the only person who knew that song!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would wear this shirt just for the pure confusion it would cause XD

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bionic (spelt wrong) World… error 404, page not found.

    Autumn Skye
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says "standing beside the nicest boy in the world"

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bye on ic world ling Best de stand ni

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and f*****g died

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    #84

    "Misspelled sweet and sour sauce label reading 'source' in a buffet setting highlighting confidently incorrect moments."

    John Sarra Report

    les
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and lo tho he did not find the source of life or the nile, he did find the source of sweet n sour and life was good

    G A
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the source in China?