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“Hol’up, Wait A Minute”: 50 Posts That Go From 0 To 100 Really Quick (New Pics)
Interview With Expert
Scrolling every day online can sometimes feel all the same, or, dare I say, even boring. With algorithms automatically delivering personalized content, it becomes even more difficult to branch out beyond our interests and discover something new and unexpected.
However, today we have something just for those who want to change up their daily browsing. Subreddit Hol’Up is full of surprising twists and turns that might leave you saying, “Wait a minute!” As an extra treat, the posts they share are sprinkled with dark humor, which folks online just can’t get enough of. Scroll down to find them, and don’t forget to upvote the ones that caught you off guard the most!
While you’re at it, make sure to check out a conversation with Tania Luna, a psychology researcher and co-author of Surprise: Embrace the Unpredictable and Engineer the Unexpected, who kindly agreed to answer a few questions about unexpectedness.
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#1
Smackdown In The Courtroom
Stardust she/her 1 year ago
I found a whole list of these courtroom conversations on Pinterest, definitely worth reading
Jess Smith 1 year ago
there's one on rinkworks too. rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml.
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TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
Another good one I've read: "How many autopsies do you perform on corpses?" - "I perform every autopsy on a corpse"
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
As often as I've seen that, nobody has ever explained why the brain was already in a jar before the autopsy even started.
KieLeaHar 10 months ago (edited)
They could’ve taken it out before they started, to weigh it and forgotten to bring it back in for example.
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S. Maxudov 1 year ago
"The day" was in 1995 or 6 at the latest, because that's when I first remember seeing this
Kallen Kneeland 1 year ago
This is a classic - and I'm old enough to remember getting mimeographed copies of it!
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#2
Heartbreaking…
Roni Stone 1 year ago
I saw this when Colm first posted it on twitter. I was a bit sad, but also imagined his granny grinning and winking at him from the other side. What a beautiful memory his granny wrapped around him.
#3
I'm Stumped
BarfyCat 1 year ago
My kid was born with a short right arm (no hand) and it's really not a problem at all. On the other hand, it can be a problem if you're born with it and lose it later in life. Either way, you can do the ***best*** Halloween costumes, lol
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Amy Beckler 1 year ago
Got it. Rocket Surgeon, you've left me no choice! Scientist Brain! 🧠
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KieLeaHar 10 months ago
Triple amputee here but I have both of my hands. I’m just missing fingers on one of them.., I know a number of amputees who are missing both of their hands and they have tried this cream as well and it was a failure. It’s quite disappointing because it makes promises that it does not. It is very sad that is such a lie. 😂
To learn more about the importance of unexpectedness and surprise in our lives, Bored Panda reached out to a psychology researcher, educator, and co-author of Surprise: Embrace the Unpredictable and Engineer the Unexpected, Tania Luna.
In the book, Luna, together with Dr. LeeAnn Renninger, shines a light on the most intriguing emotion that we humans feel and shows us how surprise can turn daily life into an adventure.
#4
Law And Order
Clown fish 1 year ago
It's always ducks on here. Duck dealers, duck buyers, people getting hooked on ducks it's a right mess 😂😂😂
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Roni Stone 1 year ago
Think about it, though! None of these guys knew the other group were cops so... they were REALLY good at the undercover part!
#5
0-100 Real Quick
Rocket Surgeon 1 year ago
And kids frequently come home alive from school in the US.
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Ellinor 1 year ago
I'm speaking for France but if you ask tap water you always get it for free. And if you want ice in it, you just have to ask.
Lisa Peterson 1 year ago
One of the first phrases we learned in French class for our trip, "Un carafe d'eau s'il vous plait." The wait staff didn't need us to finish our clumsy French, but I think they thought it was both funny and nice we tried. I want to live in France after that trip!!
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Rebecca McManus 1 year ago
Tap water is free in UK restaurants, sucks if you live in London where the water is gross, great in Harrogate where it's nice
Sam Loreum 1 year ago
Legal requirement in the UK for anywhere that servers alcohol. Also most places are nice enough to do this, for humans and dogs.
Isa 1 year ago
I don't know if happens with everyone else but when I ask for tap water at the Dutch restaurants I always get the same answer: we have spa or any ও water brand as an answer 🤔
MoMcB 1 year ago
They don't make money on tap water, but we have been provided it when we asked for it.
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#6
Pro Gamer Move
Lotekguy 1 year ago
Praise the Lord for granting you the bounty of the gullible! Yeah and verily, those are the ones who deserve to be fooled. Again.
Featherking 1 year ago (edited)
And with that, you have figured out the very basis of religion. Congratulations. Now make it outrageous, and you can claim to be the spokesperson of god himself. They’ll believe you. For actual real.
Lesbitarian Lady 1 year ago
I'm sure he'll have a dedicated Fraud and Con Department, ways to get 'donations' You'll be perfect to head that one
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Manana Man 1 year ago
Well just do one tiny thing to do what you promised and you're good. Kind of like the business lunch where the extent of business talk is "how's business? Sucks" and that's it.
Luna tells us that, despite common belief, surprise (our reaction to something unexpected) isn’t a single emotion but a series of responses that are called the surprise sequence.
Interestingly, the first thing our body does when reacting to an unexpected event is freeze for about 1/25 of a second. This probably happened quite a lot while you were scrolling through this list, only that you might haven’t noticed.
#7
Why Batman Doesn't Get Dad Jokes
cj be like 1 year ago
They did! Someone else has a separate post that shows how they went to ComicCon as Uncle Ben
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So there is a certain show (name withheld to avoid spoilers), where one of the season finale's one of the heroines loses an arm. I dressed up as the villain, and it just so happens that amazon sells manequin arms for about 7 bucks... I went all out, put it in the right 'outfit' and everything. You could always tell when someone noticed it, because they'd be like "Oh hey, check out the guy dressed as... OH MY GOD!"
#8
Wholesome Holup
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Another way to think about it: She wanted him to believe as long as the plants are alive, she'll always be with him. A wholesome thought.
Cathy Carey 1 year ago
I've never understood decorating a bathroom with pictures and things. I get a nice soap dispenser and towel rack/shels but never pics or flowers and stuff.
#9
Y'all Are Mean
Lost Penny 1 year ago
As good an explanation as any. In fact, quite a few things would make sense.
Helene Håvik 1 year ago
The richest people on the planet are preparing to leave. Meanwhile we sit here and argue who can be defined as black and what's allowed to be called "masculine" and "feminine". Eeeeverything is fine here.. worrying is for tin-foil people amirite :) just some stray adhd thoughts..
Then Luna says, “Our brains rapidly analyze the situation to understand what’s happening.” After we grasped what was going on, she explained that “we adjust our perspective to make sense of the surprise.”
#10
Had Me In The First Half
HeavyMetalHeart 1 year ago
Most people don’t seem to be getting this joke… the “guy” is clearly a baby (or a cat!)
Mohsie Supposie 1 year ago
I would advise you to break up with him, but I get the hunch that you will not even want to listen to any advise.
Heather Ball 1 year ago
I read it once, found the punchline - and had to read it again in a "mum" voice LOL
#11
Dude's Got A Point
BoredPossum 1 year ago
Gonna get downvoted by all the religious people but... Being a good person is the goal because heaven and hell are not real places.
Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
I think in this case the goal was to make people laugh and get some likes (and in my agnostic case they succeeded). 😂
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linda harbin 1 year ago
You don’t get sent to hell by sinning. Just like you don’t get sent to heaven for not sinning.
James016 1 year ago
If Christ died for our sins, dare we make his sacrifice meaningless by not committing them? 😉😛
Moosy Girl 1 year ago
No prob: Exodus 20:4. "You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below." I’ve been sinning since I was old enough to touch play-doh. :p And if my literal interpretation of that verse doesn’t cut it, I’m pretty sure I’ve used God’s name in vain enough times during my omg phase.
Red PANda (she/they) 1 year ago
You only go for those sins if you don’t feel remorse/want to make up for them.
Don't listen to me 1 year ago
Same as the old saying 'May as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb'
#12
This Is Truly, And Epic Gamer Moment
Anyone-for-tea? 1 year ago
This is a very old statement that I am sure has been recycled now lots of times.
Lastly, we get the urge to share what we went through. “We relieve the cognitive burden created by the experience by passing on our story of the surprise to others. Throughout this experience, our emotions intensify. We like to say that “surprise makes us -er” (happier, sadder, angrier, funnier, etc.),” Luna explains.
#13
......but Do You Agree With Him?
Ria C. 1 year ago
That is possibly a Coors light widemouth bottle shaped can and why she needs a cup too idk.
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#14
Wait What
UKGrandad 1 year ago
I was driving one night and a cat ran in front of the car. Unfortunately I couldn't avoid hitting it and the collision was fatal to the cat. It had a name tag on the collar with its address so I went to the house to explain. A little old lady opened the door and I tactfully explained what had happened, and finished by saying "I'm really sorry about the accident, can I possibly replace your cat?" "I don't know" said the old lady, "Are you any good at catching mice?" 😂😂😂
Excited Panda 1 year ago
Don't mess around with the old dudes; they know how to stick it to you.
#15
Wait A Minute...this Is Getting Too Relatable
River Daski 1 year ago
where we come from, we say Damnit Jeff! (tumblr. this is from tumblr lol)
Sheila Cobb 1 year ago
He was shaking it cause he wanted you to add to it. I’m going to make a sign that says “ GET A JOB” so I can show it to the homeless when they show me theirs.
As the authors mention in the book, “We feel most comfortable when things are certain, but we feel most alive when they’re not. Even though most of us try hard to feel prepared and in control, surprise is at the heart of our most joyful and meaningful memories.”
Additional benefits of inviting surprises into our lives include elevating the mood, boosting creativity, enhancing learning, deepening relationships, increasing our resilience, slowing our perception of time, and making life more memorable.
#16
Laughing In The Grave
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
My fourth-year teacher told my mother I was "r******d" (her words not mine) because I never spoke in class. I was still learning the language after having moved from Brazil.
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
They have classes for English bottoms now? Wonder if an American who's terrible at accents can get in...
#17
Holup A Minute Here
Strings 1 year ago
My GF fully admits she'll probably die petting something she shouldn't
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Virgil Blue 1 year ago (edited)
Back in the wild: Other cougars "Why didnt you maul him?" Cougar "Well I was just shocked I guess. He wasn't scared at all, and before I knew it He was petting my head, hugged me and put me in a bath that smelled like flowers at his home and gave me food." Other cougars "Wow, that's weird. Glad you escaped." Cougar: "Yeah, about that. Its getting late and I'm gonna head back now, you can keep the den, I won't need it anymore. Oh. And my name is Miss Snuggles now. Bye!"
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
This is Messi, a pet cougar owned by a couple in Russia! Messi was born in a zoo, so has been raised/been around humans his entire life. He has been trained and knows several commands! He is currently eight years old. He shares his home with a cheetah as well! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messi_(cougar) and https://www.youtube.com/@Iampuma
Snowy Ashton 1 year ago
If I remember correctly he is also smaller than the average male cougar so he cannot be out in the wild either. But he is very well cared for and loved.
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Pan Narrans 1 year ago
This is a classic but always makes me smile. We cat lovers would adopt any big cat given the chance.
Spencer's slave no longer 1 year ago
We'd all need much bigger beds and duvets but I would happily make that sacrifice.
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Bisha Moten 1 year ago
Ahh, this is Messi, the dwarf cougar that grew up in a petting zoo in Russia. Messi has a youtube, watch it.
#18
So Wholesome
To embrace unexpectedness in our lives (besides visiting the Hol’Up subreddit), Luna suggests against searching for big, elaborate experiences or adventures but instead finding small, frequent surprises, which provide more fulfillment.
#19
Holup
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
Absolutely. Unfortunately you can't get rid of them by throwing them on the compost pile unless you stay there with them.
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Awesome At Being Autistic 1 year ago
Um, condoms can certainly be biodegradable. The original ones were, many centuries ago. They were made out of pig's intestines. Some wealthier people had condoms made out of lambskin.
Bret Sander 1 year ago
Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
Nikki138 1 year ago (edited)
Idk I give up. Edited to say I see Nikole already gave me the answer.
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#20
Wait Right There
keyboardtek 1 year ago
Maybe if they all wore different style glasses frames we could tell them apart.
#21
Ayo What’s This Person Planning
Susie Elle 1 year ago
My boyfriend has me as "S" in his phone, because it makes my name come up first from all contacts starting with S (according to him) :')
James016 1 year ago
There was no need to edit out the name of the OP here. As her name is Jennifer Wortman
PFD 1 year ago
I'm not sure why Jennifer Wortman's name has been obscured. There's a slight giveaway as to her identity in the tweet.
Christian Fuller 1 year ago
Just good advice in general - put "(ICE)", minus the quotes, before the name of your spouse/partner in your contacts. Serve two purposes; 1: they'll always be first in your phone, and 2: it lets emergency responders know who to contact in case you're unable to reply to questions. ICE = In Case of Emergency.
ALittleKnownGoddess 1 year ago
A family member was in jail for a little while, so I had them listed as 'Inmate'. Lord help me if they ever see my phone, but I keep it in my contacts anyway. (PS: Not a violent crime)
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I think OP meant the twins are their children. "My twins" = "my children, who are twins".
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Petra Schaap 1 year ago
i have my boyfriend by his nickname, but added AAA so he always is first.
Boredest Panda 1 year ago
What about the other identical twin? I can’t imagine a sibling would give in and have the other as “main body”.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
If I had a twin, I'd put them in my phone as Lakota #2 XD
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#22
When Life Imitates Art
UKGrandad 1 year ago
As the old saying goes, the man who represents himself in court has an idiot for a client.
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Flying Panda 1 year ago
It would seem that an individual's desire for knowledge and to excel is far more important than how one receives that knowledge.
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He switched to posing as a lawyer when people stopped falling for his Nigerian Prince routine.
StretcherBearer 1 year ago
On the job training should count. I wonder if he could freelance as a legal consultant? Kinda like ex burglars working in private security after jail?
Cathy Carey 1 year ago (edited)
Brian Mwenda - Arrested in Kenya - They took him before the judge - He had 26 case they couldn't budge - And now he's training for the bar
#23
Dear John
#24
Accomodation 100
Mohsie Supposie 1 year ago
Also the man in the closet was naked so you could dress him up any way you want!
elmortero 1 year ago
Also, also: he is willing to make a baby with her, to help you start a family
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Additionally, she recommends seeking novelty, like visiting a new neighborhood, reading a new genre, or signing up for a random class. “Leave someone a small gift, compliment a coworker, and take your dog on an unexpected walk. Be unprepared: don’t check the weather forecast, don’t Google images of a place before you go there, and ask ChatGPT to assign you mini missions for the day.”
#25
Who Even Carried It?
Richard Smith 1 year ago
Clever...they put it in dollars so they'd be happy to steal from a Yank.
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Bell-icose 1 year ago
This actually works. I changed a sign on an old BBQ once from “FREE” to “PLEASE DON’T STEAL THIS BBQ.” The first sign was on it a week with no action. The second sign was all that was left after an hour.
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
Reminds me of when nobody wanted the Simpsons' trampoline, so they chained it to a fence and Snake stole it
Ingrid Mackay 1 year ago
in my city the fire department would have removed the doors in a couple hours, maybe fined you as well
Jan Rosier 1 year ago
Kinda happened to me... dad died and we had to clear out the house. Bed and wardrobe on a local listing 'free if you come and pick it up'. No reactions, even after two months. Took the add down for two weeks, put it up again, for 200 euro's. Sold and picked up the next day...
#26
Yup
Rinso The Red 1 year ago
Had the opposite in college. Showed up sober to a history class. Professor stops me after class "What wrong, you feeling alright today? You barely participated in class." squints at me "Are you SOBER!?!"
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
as a teacher in high school told me "you are an execrable student but at least you do not make noise"
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
I had a professor who was always drunk in class. My class was at 10 AM. One of my best professors though
Cathy Carey 1 year ago
I took a class once, Advanced Algebra. The teacher came in, nice young woman, and proceeded to get drunk. She poured a glass of what looked like water(my bet is on gin) and started drinking it and I could see her visibly changing and getting drunk. I soo wish I had gone up there in front of the class and sniffed the glass then turn to the class and say "It's gin!"
KittyGaming 1 year ago
Hey mha fans tell me does this remind you of a certain teacher in the show, the main teacher might I add
#27
That's One Intelligent Baby
Richard Smith 1 year ago
I think most of us have had that thought if we're honest with each other.
Nikole 1 year ago
When I made the leap from agnosticism to atheism that thought made me cry. I’ve come to terms with it.
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Toothless Feline 1 year ago
I’ve had that fear for most of my life, and didn’t need acid to become aware of it.
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
It's a rare person that can truthfully say that nothing scares them.
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KieLeaHar 1 year ago (edited)
I’ve died 6 times.. my experiences say that’s incorrect. There’s not just ‘nothing’.
For those who are really set on inviting more unexpectedness into their lives, Luna suggests giving themselves a surprise streak challenge. “Surprise yourself or someone else at least once per week!”
#28
That's How Homies Meet
Parmeisan 1 year ago
Because learning is good (the joke can still be funny) the actual word is metamour :)
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
more space in brain allocated to unnecessary information. Good bye mother's birth date, hello metamour, lol.
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Rick Seiden 1 year ago
If two wives are called sister wives, two boyfriends should be called brother boyfriends.
#29
The Kid In Green Is The Strongest By Far
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
There better be a scooby somewhere. Otherwise imma be disappointed
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Cassie 1 year ago
Last time I saw this image, the caption was that the little boy in green couldn't wear a costume for religious reasons, so the other kids dressed up that way so he could participate technically without breaking rules.
Marie BellaDonna 1 year ago (edited)
No that was the one where they dressed up as the president, and his secret service detail. (That's not some kind of political jab, that's literally the story, lol.)
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KittyGaming 1 year ago
Halloween is seen as a pagen holiday so a lot of religious schools ban it because they don't want children glorifying the devil, as a Christian it's really annoying since it's just a day for cosplay and candy
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Cyber Returns 1 year ago
No but they were picked up by one in white with 'Free Candy' on the side
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#30
Children Say And Do Weird Things
Wondering Alice 1 year ago
Of all the creepy things kids have said to me, the stand out one was a lad (around 14 years old) I didn't know very well, he wasn't one of my students but he did hang around with some of my more challenging students so he knows he could trust me. One day he came with an issue and I helped him. He smiled and said 'When I grow up and kill everyone, I will cry when I kill you '. Ahhhhhh! So glad not America and he couldn't get a gun - he was confused why I passed that on to the safe guarding team, he thought he was being nice.
Isabella Weber 1 year ago
@crunchewy mcsandybutt my thoughts exactly! Sounds almost like magical thinking
#31
I’m Crying
Ty Stratton-Quirk 1 year ago
I'm sorry, but this is just ridiculously hard to believe! Now, if she was a Border Collie...
Terran 1 year ago
Yeah, to think a german shepherd would say something AGAINST xenophobia, ridiculous!
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Susan Smith 1 year ago
Lol, love it. Should save to post as comment for all those people who pretend their child is precocious
#32
I'd Love Me Some Carrot
Amity 1 year ago
The funny thing is I didn't catch on to why they were using the carrot until I saw this comment. I thought, "I love carrots. I'd eat them in the shower and... oh..."
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Spocks's Mom 1 year ago
That's just ridiculous. Everyone knows cucumbers are better shower fare.
Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
Peckish: asparagus. Famished: Aubergine. Determined: pineapple.
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Robert T 1 year ago
I once sold a single carrot to two girls when I worked in a supermarket. I must have looked at it quizzically, as one chimed "it's not for THAT!". LOL
Julie S 1 year ago
I like to go into supermarkets and buy a big cucumber and a can of squirty cream. 😜
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EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸 1 year ago
I'm so stupid. I was reading through the comments because i didn't get it 🤦🏼♀️
Midoribird Aoi 1 year ago
Hey, I did too. I don't equate with a carrot what I do with a cucumber 😁
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Lee Gilliland 1 year ago
My dad was in advertising in the sixties and knew a colleague in I believe Cleveland who carried carrots around in his jacket and every now and then would take it out, take a big bite, and stuck it back in his pocket. Carrot eaters are WIERD.
#33
Huh
Parmeisan 1 year ago
Do you REALLY think he wouldn't have thought about that at some point while biking 6 hours? It is illegal to be homeless a lot of places, even more places his tent would be disassembled or stolen because it's not on his property or because someone is a jerk. I think it's safe to assume that he's as close to the college as he feels safe being.
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Ashley Wall 1 year ago
He biked 6 hours TO the college campus and THEN slept in a tent after he enrolled.
Guess Undheit 1 year ago
Because racist pigs would violent assault him, arrest him, and destroy his possessions, if they didn't murder him in his sleep. He's sleeping where that won't happen.
BK BigFish 1 year ago
Without knowing more about this, we can't say. But in 6 hours in an urban setting you can easily bike 60 miles. It's hard to believe he can't find a more suitable camping spot within 60 miles. (Or maybe it's 3 hours each way, so it's 30 miles, but same point).
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Stannous Flouride 1 year ago
If he was going to school in San Francisco he'd come back to no tent thanks to Mayor London Breed.
#34
Just Glad He's Ok
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
me me me me me me meeeeeee ! i love to be this personn :D
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Guess Undheit 1 year ago
Remember the prison guard that raped a woman in 2019? The prick got life in prison. [ https://mynbc15.com/news/local/former-georgia-detention-officer-arrested-on-rape-charges-covered-in-scratches-in-mugshot ]
two-sided llama 1 year ago
I’m an idiot and a virgin ( I think this has something to do with cheating) what does this mean.
Nicole Weymann 1 year ago (edited)
To scratch the guy like that he must have had his shirt off. Scratchy also was positioned directly behind/on him or directly in front of/under him, reaching around. He apparently didn't move away, or the scratchmarks would be fewer and more random - so an attack is unlikely. In short: The scenario implies cheating (him on top of her) and fingernails that should fall unter law on arms - and that séx with his ex is as good as his new girlfriend is dim, else he would have stopped before his back looked like the crazy cat lady's sofa.
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#35
The Pilot On The Flight Today
Sue 1 year ago
If it was in Braille, he wouldn't be carrying it with one hand.
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That's exactly the kind of thing pilots do. I knew one who used to sit in a passenger seat, suddenly stand up and shout "dammit I'm not waiting any longer, I'm going to fly this thing myself!".
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Montanavanna 1 year ago
I asked my husband's pilot uncle how does the plane stay up in the air because I actually have no idea and still, at almost 40, have never been on a flight. He shrugged his shoulders and said, "I have no idea. Pilots love that kind of humor.
Cthulhu Kitty 1 year ago
How pilots mess around with passengers. I'm sure they laughed so hard on cockpit
#36
Hm
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
I've known a few people whom I'm convinced lived to 90+ purely out of spite.
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
The most evil of my relatives was in fact the one who lived the longest. Probably because he sold his soul to the Devil.
Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
My grandmother lived just two months shy of 96. One of her grandmothers got past the century mark.
#37
Oh Happy Birthday
Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
Funny plot twist would be if the kids she's babysitting are her younger siblings and her parents said the car was a reward for a job well done
Lotekguy 1 year ago
I don't think "baby" is the most relevant noun, or that "sit" is the pertinent verb here.
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
Sit could very well be the pertinent verb depending on locatiin
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#38
Those Men Were Awf- Wait What?
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 1 year ago
It's OK, I think I missed the joke too? I thought she was being facetious, but judging by the comments, perhaps my brain is braining this incorrectly.
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A former co-worker of mine owns a Nissan Leaf. He admitted that he once took it in for an emissions test. Fortunately the emissions man was understanding, and said it wasn't the first time that had happened.
Dave Taylor 1 year ago (edited)
Thats nothing...when I see a Tesla owner driving down the road, I roll down my window and tell them I have a 75% off coupon for a new exhaust system for their car.....if looks could kill.
#39
Im Scared To Know
Awesome At Being Autistic 1 year ago
Last time I went for an eye exam, the doc asked me "How much screen time a day?" And I said "Uh, a lot." "How much do you mean by a lot?" "Um, pretty much the entire time I'm awake?" She laughed and told me not to worry, everyone else was the same it's just that I'm honest about it.
Jacquie Carr 1 year ago
Pah, that's nothing; I've spent 90 minutes online just in the last hour
#40
Wait What
Flying Panda 1 year ago
You have your Father's eyes...He'd like them back, you monster.
Load More Replies... Well then 1 year ago
🤣 People actually do this. When I was training as an EMT, they would get on the loudspeaker and tell them "we have your license plate number - MOVE!
Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
One time I pulled over for a fire engine. Right behind it was a pickup. I hope that jerk got a Blue Light Special.
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Hiram's Friend 1 year ago
"Stop tailgating me! And those silly flashing lights on your roof look horrible!"
#41
Love It
BoredPossum 1 year ago
So a comment made you change your appearance? Not what I would recommend.
KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
I feel there was a lot more than just one comment...
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Saphyre Fyre 1 year ago
When you make your decisions based on what others think, you will never win.
Mel Colley 1 year ago
WOW! In this day and age, a simple compliment is now viewed as invasive. So what is now accepted as a compliment in todays society? Don't answer that! Cause the rules will change by tomorrow.
Sophia Athene 1 year ago
And how do you know it was a compliment? She used the term "creep " I'm going with her description over your sadly misinformed views. I'm tired of customers and clients commenting on my appearance but male colleagues are praised for their knowledge. It's not just a simple compliment.
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#42
Not So Incredible
David 1 year ago
amusing joke but not accurate. I assume it is similar to how two white people can have a black child. Because sometimes the genes come from farther back. I forget if it was two generations (like grandparent) or three.
Lily Lu 1 year ago
Hair color does not follow Mendelian inheritance rules. The older text books that says "2 blue eyed parents cannot have a brown eyed child" are also incorrect, those rules only work for traits that are determined by a single gene, whereas eye and hair colours are determined by multiple genes.
Dilly Millandry 1 year ago
I had one blue eyed parent and one very dark brown (almost black/couldn't see the pupil). Four children, two of us have green eyes, one has amber eyes and one has hazel eyes.
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Rebel Peewee 1 year ago
I'm a blonde and no one on either side of brunettes knows where it came from.
Skadi Lifdis 1 year ago
My neighbors years ago were both dark hair, dark eyes. Their son had white blonde hair and sky blue eyes. We all knew he was his father's son because his face looked exactly like his dad's (who self-described himself as looking like the bustard love child if Ozzy Osbourne and Meatloaf).
Load More Replies... tjames19701962 1 year ago
I have a cousin who was born with bright red hair. No one on either side had red hait, going back alot of generations... Uncle thought Aunt cheated on him. Turns out both sides of the families had a recessive gene...
BunnyMommy 1 year ago
Nope, but shy Goth type girls know where to buy hair dye! That was my 1st impression.
Heather Rea 5 months ago
Clearly the poster never actually saw the movie. Girl was emo AF in the first one. Far more likely she dyed her hair.
#43
Metric System!
Robert T 1 year ago
Well that could be either grams or centimetres thanks to BP's censoring!
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john doe 1 year ago
Umm no Americans don't use it to measure diameter of bullets, all rounds engineered by Americans are in calibers that's hundredths of an inch so a .50 caliber is half an inch. Non American ammunition developers use metric 9mm parabellum is German origin 7.62 X 39 is Russian etc. American had to concede with its modern military because we are a part of NATO and now the military uses metric because a) it makes more sense and b) it would p**s off all of the NATO members if they had to learn imperial measurements.
Al Fun 1 year ago
Why would you use 100th for an imperial measure? That’s almost metric! How about you count in 18th of an inch?
Load More Replies... Rocket Surgeon 1 year ago
To be fair we use it to measure the size of one very specific type of bottle of soda.
HARRY KOPPERS 1 year ago
Americans can use both and know the rough conversion factors, and European snobs can't. We know that the 9 mm and the .357 magnum use the same bullet. And the 10 mm bullet is an American invention, I believe.
Fred Weldon 1 year ago
The 9mm is .355, slightly smaller than the .357. 10 mm is .40 caliber.
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eric p 1 year ago (edited)
Wrong. American engines are measured in cubic inches. 350, 323, 238, etc....
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Dogcat vet (retired) 1 year ago
If it fits in, I have to figure out all the dog/cat/etc medicine doses in mg/kg so that means I have to convert lbs to kg. Now if all the dogs weighted 44 lbs and the cats 22 lbs it would be SOOO much easier
#44
American Math Team Has Finally Beaten The Chinese In A National Competition
Panda Kicki 1 year ago
If it is a national competition, shouldnt all teams be from the same country?
Dan 1 year ago (edited)
That flag was made in China, but my guess is those guys are 💯 American.
KittyGaming 1 year ago
They live in America but are Asian, the stereotype is that Asians are good at math
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PiAnisum 1 year ago
Wrong description. It's the International Chemistry Olympiad and the US didn't win against China. There are a lot of contestants who win Gold Medails. See 1. cen.acs.org/education/k-12-education/US-team-makes-history-IChO/95/web/2017/07 and 2. icho-official.org/results/results.php?id=49&year=2017
Richard Pennington 1 year ago (edited)
The posters in the background include the initials IChO = International Chemistry Olympiad. So not a national competition (and it would be VERY impressive if a math(s) team were to win it).
#45
That’s What You Get For Inventing Calculus
Mika Parčić 1 year ago
And whats wrong with dying a virgin? I want to die a virgin because sex is fuckiиg gross
Flying Panda 1 year ago
Nothing at all wrong with being a virgin, a "procreator only" type, or someone who has a great deal of sex. What's wrong is when consent is not total and/or when such behavior interferes with the rest of life in a negative way. So, in the end, why should anyone care about how anyone else goes about having intimate human relationships or deals with their sexuality as long as they harm no one else?
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Kenny (He/it) 1 year ago
he died a virgin bc he was gay and he would have been murdered so he was so bored bc he couldn't get laid so he invented calculus. (Fact.)
#46
My First Roller Coaster Ride Since This Pandemic Started
Verena 1 year ago
This is an excellent test to filter those people who have comprehensive reading skills/look information up and those firing their opinion at others, skipping the brain.
KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
"There are two types of people in the world - those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"...
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BoredPossum 1 year ago
Also it's kinda confusing when women call their female friends "girlfriends". I mean, if I would call my buddy my boyfriend, people would misunderstand.
ConstantlyJon 1 year ago
I love the back and forth here. Just a roller coaster of emotions that had you re-reading it a couple of times just to make sure you're not going crazy.
#47
I Love Cheating
CP 1 year ago (edited)
Not if it is an elective. Besides most work after you are out of school is done in collaboration. People can be bad test takers and just fine everywhere else in their field. Tests aren't the be all end all of being able to determine competency.
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Wondering Alice 1 year ago
A few kids in my class asked me if I knew a good way of cheating for their upcoming GCSE's. For months I had been offering lunch and after school help with no takers, but I offered a lunch time cheat class - quite a few turned up. I showed them how to reduce the key facts to a minimum. Took most lunch times for a week to get their 'cheat sheets' perfect. Then they asked how to sneak them in to exam. I said the next step was to memorise the notes, because I know how to cheat and I just cheated them in to revising.
Sophia Athene 1 year ago (edited)
Lol! Yep. Same here. Would sit in the uni cafeteria one day every 2 weeks for two hours to help prep for exams. No takers (and no one said they couldn't come and I clarified I would work with them at any time). Call it "cheating" tips and they show up. On an episode of Blossom, Joey kept trying to cheat by writing out the material on his arm. He couldn't get it small enough to fit so he kept practicing and practicing. After the exam, she asked how he did and he said he cheated by hiding it all up here and pointing at his head.
Load More Replies... Oskar vanZandt 1 year ago
I wish I could have taken various maths, chemistry and physics exams the way high school students sit them in The UK nowadays- with a sheet of formulae provided. I failed because I have a memory problem and couldn't recall the appropriate formulae to figure out the answers.
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
If I had cheated on tests, I probably would have done worse. Also, I always felt the stakes were so low that I didn't see the point
Richard Smith 1 year ago
Cheating is just another form of problem solving. In real life it usually pays off faster than hard work.
CL 1 year ago (edited)
Well, sometimes... That's the entire basis of game theory in animal behaviour: social animals have to take "calculated" risks because sometimes their fitness is improved by "cheating" (e.g., maybe taking more than your fair share of food?), and sometimes their fitness is improved by just following the group "rules" (e.g., you don't die because you didn't challenge a dominant male in a fight). And by "dominant male" I mean a mountain goat, not an incel (although they could easily be confused) 🤣
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Can Someone Explain? Like Bruh, What?
Reviewer01 1 year ago
I mean, I can ruin this for you guys if you want... Each flight plan has a list of invisible sky waypoints that you have to initially plan to go to along the route. For spacing and traffic management, this may not be the most direct straight line route. You may also be asked not to get into certain airspace because they're busy with their own arrivals and departures and have a giant stack of holds. Once you're underway, you ask nicely if you can get a shortcut and they look at the actual situation right now and go sure, this runway isn't as busy as we thought, the wind is blowing the other way so you can cut across that approach, the space around SORPA or whatever isn't that busy, why don't you forget the next 3 waypoints and go direct to the top of the descent. You might then even get lucky enough to skip the hold. Presto, you made shortcuts.
Parmeisan 1 year ago
It's the best of both worlds! We get to laugh at a funny joke, and then we get to learn something. :D Thanks!
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Plant Wizard 1 year ago
You get there early. There is no gate available since most are on a tight schedule so you spent the 50 minutes circling the airport until its your turn to land.
Maisey Myles 1 year ago
Southwest Pilot? They’re probably the ones carrying Flying for Dummies books
#49
Wait...what?
#50
Jalifornia Vibes
Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
Okay, I get Jeorgia, Jexas, Jermont, and Joregon, but Jidaho? Jonnecticut? And don't get me started on Jissouri and Jisconsin! 😂
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 1 year ago
Why?! Why am I a grown a*s adult rolling on the floor at Jisconsin?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Parmeisan 1 year ago
Everybody's on here making jokes about funny possibilities, and I appreciate you, but I don't think I'm the only non-American trying to figure out if there's an "obvious" correct answer or not (and googling it and going through the list feels like sooo much work). Anyone want to help out?
ConstantlyJon 1 year ago (edited)
as an American, I'm kinda lost on what the joke is supposed to be honestly. The only thing I can think of is Jane maybe with Maine. Is she saying he's got a girl's name?
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#51
She Was Probably Very Good At Sports
#52
Anon's Investment Pays Off
Richard Smith 1 year ago
As law enforcement I have to tell you how illegal that is (I've never been more proud of you).
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
only if you can "kick their [low back part of the body]" or you're going to look stupid
#53
Kid Says The Darndest Thing
BoredPossum 1 year ago
Is the point that the girl was saying something wrong or that the father intervened in something that was harmless? I never know with you guys. Sometimes seemingly harmless stuff make you go loco and sometimes really bad stuff is acceptable.
CP 1 year ago (edited)
My thought is that the father probably thought it was rude to call a black man chocolate. The father definitely overreacted, but my guess is his heart was in the right place.
Load More Replies... ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago
You got lucky. When I was 14, a little white boy asked if I had ever been a slave.
#54
The Good ‘Ol Days
Luke Branwen 1 year ago
Such posts usually end in "It was the 1990s when the life was still good" or other nostalgia trip. This post subverts it by stating that it's never too late to have a good time.
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#55
Exorcist Needed
#56
*chuckles* I’m In Danger
#57
Sneak 100
Awesome At Being Autistic 1 year ago
I believe that in that situation, you are legally required to.
#58
Make A Wish
WindySwede 1 year ago
Elon, Besoff. They are not doing it for other than the bragging points?
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Lotekguy 1 year ago
He tried, but Elon was off-planet when the interview was scheduled.
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#59
Wait A Minute
#60
Wait... What?
#61
Buzzfeed Moment
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
the person who made the last comment would have had to breathe a big blow before writing, there is no mockery in this photo
Lindy Mac 1 year ago
@Mimi Mouse: Actually there is mockery. There are millions of men who travel by plane who are polite, and respectful of others...to lump all men into a group of doing something negative is ridiculous and sexist.
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#62
Wait A Min Huh
#63
What Did He Say!
Kangaroo 1 year ago
No he doesn’t. Buses make seats specifically for disabled and pregnant people.
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Andy Frobig 1 year ago (edited)
A woman gets on a bus, sees no empty seats, so she says loudly, "You'd think there would be one gentleman who would give his seat to a tired pregnant woman." Guys all look around, finally one stands up. She says "thank you" and sits down. Something seems fishy to the guy. He says "It's none of my business, but how far along are you?" "About twenty minutes, that's why I'm so tired"
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
Not her fault the next generation of our species can take up so much room she can't drive.
#64
LOL Noob
#65
I Don't Wanna Know
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
Err... I can think of about six, three are pretty morbid. I doubt they are universal.
Nylah 1 year ago
becuse we ladies know how to wash bloodstains out of our clothes properly. edit; ima just leave this up here and see how many downvotes it gets from pro-lifers and r@pe-culturists who hate the idea of a womans body beig anything other than a pleasure tool. yea this is me calling you out.this is me outing you motherf*ckers.
#66
Nostalgic
Brittania Kelli 1 year ago
I mean you have to admire his chutzpah in naming it gay furry porn and not trying to hide it.
#67
Read This Twice Just To Understand Better
Stardust she/her 1 year ago
Same thing in my family happened with one of our common ancestors so we’re all a generation late
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Grandad remarried, a younger woman, they had a son 19 years ago, who is OP's uncle
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:3
CrunChewy McSandybutt 1 year ago (edited)
Question for Apple Watch owners: Why would you want notifications when family and friends work out?
#69
It's A Knife?
Guess Undheit 1 year ago
Idiots at an airport falsely accused me of having a knife in my carry on bag. It was a fountain pen, that's how ignorant they were.
Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
One time I had my cuticle scissors confiscated. Cuticle scissors - with blades less than a half centimeter long.
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Prepare For Trouble And Make It Double
DetriMentaL 1 year ago
Never ever ever eeeeever EVERRRRRR search Pokémon with the safe search off
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
That should be an internet rule - number 34 maybe?
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#71
That Hussy!
InfiniteZeek 1 year ago
This is a game called "The Witcher 3" Yennefer is a love interest of Geralt(the guy in the bottom pic) Her room's key being a "common item" insinuates that Yennefer ....well, I think you got it from here.
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#72
Hmm
BK BigFish 1 year ago
Communism fails because power corrupts. Families are communist. So are some small villages or communes. Coops are communist. But after a certain size, communism fails because it concentrates more and more power at the top. The people at the top seize power for their own ends - and presto, dictatorship. Every. Single. Time. (Paradoxically, this problem also affects capitalism. Look up "principal-agent problem.")
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Jess Smith 1 year ago
Capitalism is good at achieving its goals but they're not the ones we want, Communism has goals we want but is really bad at achieving them. Or that's how I've always thought of it.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's the other way around." - John Kenneth Galbraith
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 1 year ago
It depends what you mean by communism. When I was growing up, there were people who claimed that racial integration, separation of church and state, and fluoridating the water were all communism.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Has it ever been tried, properly, not just the name and the bits some people choose
Lene 1 year ago
I don't see the joke. Lol. In my teens and early 20s I knew a lot of people who informed me this because they had themselves been in SHOCK to have been told that Communisn doesn't work. I suppose they tried to make me as shocked as they were + they wanted to seem like wise men when they then explained the reasons it doesn't work. Each and every time I just looked at them and said "yes, I know. I can read history books as well". 🤣
Terran 1 year ago
The idea that "communism doesn't work" simply is wrong. It does work and most countries with socialism had incredible increases in living standards. It just isn't able to compete in terms of economic growth with capitalist countries, which have a system which is designed to create economic growth and were economically stronger to begin with. This leads to countries with socialism to be poorer than some capitalist countries which leads to people being against their communist government and in favor of a system change. To preserve power this necessitates repression on the people.
Buz Droopy 1 year ago
You do know there is a difference between communism and socialism right?
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Wait What
#74
Is It The Matter? They Said
Lindy Mac 1 year ago
Yeah, it is.... feta is really crumbly and I don't think cubes well.
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Crystal M 1 year ago
Jimmy's is local in my area (Blatimore, MD), they were targeted by PETA and like to provoke them occasionally.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
Let's be honest, who doesn't like messing around with PETA from time to time?
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
Now the question if it's really Feta (protected name) or a cow milk copy
#75
Fun Fact!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I haven't seen mine since 2021, unless you count the bit of ashes I've got in an urn on my desk XD
#76
Yuan The Ladies Man
Chicken Nugget 1 year ago
honestly i'm impressed the guy managed to date 17 people without any of them noticing the other 16
General Anaesthesia 1 year ago
"There are 21.54 million stories in Beijing and this is one of them." And nine million bicycles.
#77
Let’s Have Shrex
Boredest Panda 1 year ago
What about the computer that’s in the front. From what I can tell, there’s definitely something we’re missing behind that window
#78
You Know If You Know!
Ali H M Salehuddin 1 year ago
I always wondered, besides English, which other languages have spelling bee competitions? I'm guessing very few; if any.
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Bruh
#80
How Did He Get It In The Basement?
Stimpy 1 year ago
how do you get a German tank into the basement: "Fenster auf, Panzer rein, Fenster wieder zu!" and how do you get a German battleship into the basement? "Fenster auf, Panzer raus, Kriegsschiff rein, Fenster wieder zu!"
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Bisha Moten 1 year ago
If memory serves, it was a replica vehicle he was building. When they found out, the vehicle was seized and destroyed. There was some kind of law where it happened (France) that forbids its ownership.
#81
You Never Know
BringMeMyDragons 1 year ago
But .. does it work on women? Like things are basically the same kinda...
Saphyre Fyre 1 year ago
the title says to make sure they DON'T get boners, and the quote states he DID want to see her get a boner.
UKGrandad 1 year ago
No, it says he wanted to see IF she got a boner, not that he wanted to see her get a boner.
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All right, climb off that high horse for a while and just laugh at the funny memes.
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Who Wore It Better?
digitalin 1 year ago
I dunno, the blue and black combo isn't really working for either of them.
#83
Hmm
#84
My Child's Activity Book Is Pretty Cool... Holup One Second!
Hi 1 year ago
I, a middle aged man occasionally still types 80085 into calculators at work and leaves them. 8 year old me would be proud.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
I was really upset that I didn't notice when my mileometer got to that number so I could take a photo
Load More Replies... Miki 1 year ago (edited)
Ha ;D this quote is so usefull: "It's an older code, sir, but it checks out"
ArtificiallyIntelligent 1 year ago
Actually it's 58008 but you read it upside down
Load More Replies... Theoretical Empiricist 1 year ago
OK, came across this just as my double Black Russian hit. Mind blown.
Grant Prescott 1 year ago
Literally while you were discussing (.)(.) ... FOXY is an half inch to the right of (.)(.)
#85
She Just Can’t Catch A Break
Corwin 02 1 year ago
The waitresses had agreed to split the amount if they ever hit the jackpot. However, Ms Dickerson decided not to split her prize money. The court found that there was no official contract and the Alabama Law says that contracts related to gambling, which is illegal are not enforceable. So, Ms Dickerson was allowed to keep the entire amount. Meanwhile, Mr Seward (the person who tipped the ticket to the waitress) was not only upset that Ms Dickerson did not share with her co-workers, but also that he didn't get the pick-up truck that he claimed was promised to him if any of the employees won the lottery. He also sued Ms Dickerson, however, his case was dismissed by the court. Ms Dickerson's legal woes didn't end here, she started an "S corporation" with her loved one to avoid paying income taxes. She was eventually looked at by an attorney with the IRS who slapped a bill in the amount of $771,570 for not paying federal tax.
Corwin 02 1 year ago
She then challenged the IRS and claimed that the transfer was not a gift, because she had an agreement with her family that if she wins the lottery, she would share it with them. She said that it was not a gift but a contract between family members. So her "woes" were not keeping her word, vague promises and trying to screw the IRS , if should would have kept her word , and paid her dues nothing would have happened
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Frazzled Mama 1 year ago
POV: The movie "It Could Happen to You" ends waaaay darker than I thought. 😆
#86
This Some Bull
Saphyre Fyre 1 year ago
The visit was a coverup to steal your tp because she had none left at her place?
#87
Wait
#88
Metric System
#89
Anon's GF Cheated On Him With Him
Hmmm hmmmm 1 year ago
Finally bored panda censored something right ,,I can't believe that someone would say "ankles""
Chicken Nugget 1 year ago
schedule a date as your fake account, then show up to the date in person and break up with her bonus: invite her parents beforehand
#90
Wait Holup
Lost Penny 1 year ago
Because streaming is only possible in Twitch & OnlyFans. There isn't a single site that allows streaming except for those two. Sigh.
Jake Bertz 1 year ago
Twitch is one of the largest streaming platforms on earth. Even if someone doesn't stream on it, just being in the mainstream streaming space you'd be familiar with it.
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Debbie 1 year ago
Yup, facebook or youtube streamer. Lots of crafters use that. Or maybe discord?
#91
I Am Sorry What?
WindySwede 1 year ago (edited)
Now you owe the deceased's estate? Also nice faith you have there.. 🤔
#92
Good News!
Brittania Kelli 1 year ago
Cooked being the imperative word. Was a terrible outbreak of mad cow disease in PNG in the early 80's and scientists really struggled to find the source as cow meat isn't prevalent, particularly within tribal cultures. It was spread through eating the uncooked brains of recently deceased tribe members.
mikedtw 1 year ago
so we need to send care packages to these tribal cultures with meat thermometers!
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mysterious(all pronouns) 1 year ago
Fact! Cannibalism is legal in most of the u.s., it's just sourcing what you're eating that's illegal.
mysterious(all pronouns) 1 year ago
While the likely reason it's not illegal is to prevent people from being imprisoned for survival cannibalism, it's still kind of a disturbing fact.
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
Remember that it refers to meat, organs are a whole different thing.
#93
Devoted Wife Continues To Care For Husband After Traumatic Brain Injury ... And So Does Her New Husband
Susie Elle 1 year ago
I think I read about this, and this was a mutual decision between the three of them, so *shrugs*
#94
We Want Justice
Lost Penny 1 year ago
I can't figure out whether fat abomination was joking or not. I mean, if it were a kitchen island in the picture, the joke would be funny. But it's clearly a table 🤔
#95
Holup, What?
Caroline Nagel 1 year ago
Is she saying that she had never met the 'guy on tinder' before their wedding? How, What? And then it turns out to be her ex? What?
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
never heard of something a little anonymous called bisexuality ? joke aside, you're right, it is very poorly explained.
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#96
The American Dream
Jess Smith 1 year ago
Wasn't this pretty clearly altered? The 17 is in a hugely different font. Google reverse image search led me to this [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/say-whatcha-want-about-onlyfans] which has her age at 22.
Rizzo 1 year ago
"Pecunia non olet", as the smart ancient Romans said, "Money doesn't stink!". I hope she has a partner who is OK with what she does.
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 year ago
The point being: She doesn't NEED a partner. Sometimes all we need is FWBs.
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Miles Mawyer 1 year ago
You can't get STDs through the internet Mandy. You're making a lot of assumptions about her. Stop shaming people because you don't like the choices they've made in life. If she's fine with what she does, good for her.
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What do you think ?
UKGrandad 1 year ago
What do I think? Having read through the comments on this post I think a lot of BP readers are too literal-minded and fail to see jokes for what they are.
PFD 1 year ago
Lol definitely! But this was a pretty funny post with lots of decent jokes. My favourite in a while.
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Jon Stuart 1 year ago
I think all people are reflections on how they are treated by others. Being treated kindly makes one a nice person, being treated badly makes you someone who will treat people badly. Probably why misogynist is a word that is real and misandrist is a word no-one knows.
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
So english isn't my first language, but I'm pretty sure misogyny and misandry are both real words, and words that people know. I actually think both those words are thrown around casually in english conversations. As if all statements and behaviors can be so easily categorized and labeled. Just because this young woman has odd requirements for her affections, doesn't make her cruel or a misandrist. Just a bit foolish perhaps.
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Dave Pearson 1 year ago
The morons in the comments are funnier than the material. I hope they all use contraception, we do not need them breeding.
UKGrandad 1 year ago
What do I think? Having read through the comments on this post I think a lot of BP readers are too literal-minded and fail to see jokes for what they are.
PFD 1 year ago
Lol definitely! But this was a pretty funny post with lots of decent jokes. My favourite in a while.
Load More Replies... Jon Stuart 1 year ago
I think all people are reflections on how they are treated by others. Being treated kindly makes one a nice person, being treated badly makes you someone who will treat people badly. Probably why misogynist is a word that is real and misandrist is a word no-one knows.
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
So english isn't my first language, but I'm pretty sure misogyny and misandry are both real words, and words that people know. I actually think both those words are thrown around casually in english conversations. As if all statements and behaviors can be so easily categorized and labeled. Just because this young woman has odd requirements for her affections, doesn't make her cruel or a misandrist. Just a bit foolish perhaps.
Load More Replies... Dave Pearson 1 year ago
The morons in the comments are funnier than the material. I hope they all use contraception, we do not need them breeding.
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