Best of the bugs! Good for you! 😉

Sounds like something my psychiatrist would say.

Well computer is very positive. We could all learn something from him. 🤭

Sounds like your phone is having a rough time in quarantine too

Google and Siri are just pure smart with this stuff.

" Computer says noooo".

Congratulations, you just broke EVERYTHING!

Achtundsechzig.

The Gaystapo?

she wants to murder u

Aah, the irony.

Would be fun though.

'Done' is right!

And this is why you don't use Avast.

Why u surprised? Dogs are secretly superheroes, quietly saving our collective asses. U know that thing u lose, and can't find and after sometime u do. Who do u think does that?. The good boy is just safety persona., So u don't suspect a thing

me too man, me too.

U suffer, suffer slowly and surely. U suffer the way no-one has ever suffered before.

*puts in sentence from Moby D**k*

Cool sign, Bro.

This one made me laugh :)

I'll take the cash.

Do you go to an all girls school?

Nice response time. Lolz

He knooowwws!

Now they're just messing with ya

maybe it doesn't want you to defrost your pizza. you see it cares about you.

You actually needed a 20/19 to get 100%

If only you tried one more time

Up up and away...

Wait what?

Ok

Now presenting the legendary Microsoft Word Christmas Tree.

U bet yo a*s , I m gonna ride that s**t. Viva la resistance. Rebel without the cause

reddit is a whole other story man

He doesn't like u very much. He is running away with your food

What the hell are they selling?

Why does social media exist? So we can discover new horrors each day. Good times

Maybe you have something very embarrassing and this is the best you can do?

Ok, this really made me laugh out loud! And now I want to listen to it, just to know what it sounds like. Did the program really interpret system preferences like an audio file (that would be so cool and weird)... or did someone make an audio file with that title and matching thumbnail for the laughs? Now I come to think about it, probably the latter...

C: DOS C: DOS run C: run DOS run C: good boy

The fact that this person knows the word quintillion. Impressed.

Location settings might have been set to Uranus.

It looks inappropriate also without a glitch! What the hell is that?

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of IT support

Well, it isn’t a very original word.

Damn. U the flash! Maan 🏃

Sounds like a blackmail threat. Windows has your computer. I will release search history if u don't met with my demands. Beware !!

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