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Let’s be honest: everyone loves funny compliments. We may be socially awkward and unable to respond to them without looking like a blushing mess, but inside our hearts, we appreciate every kind word people throw at us. And, of course, the same thing should be reciprocated.

But most of the time, you don’t know what to say to someone who means so much to you without making your funny phrases sound dumb—or worse, fake. It’s time to break out of the boring praising box and make a real connection with the people you care about!

You don’t have to be cheesy or over the top to make someone feel good about themselves. There are plenty of funny things to say about people you can use without sounding cliché or generic. And nothing leaves a long-lasting positive memory more than a well-delivered funny compliment that is also unique!

That’s why we’ve compiled a list of funny compliments and funny random things to say in a text that will make anyone feel like their best self. And isn’t that what it’s all about? As always, upvote the sayings you liked the most, and share your experiences with funny compliments in the comments!

#1

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like When it comes to getting work done, I know I can count on you to not let me finish it.

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#2

I don’t think you’re clumsy. The floor and the walls are just really friendly to you.

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#3

Puppies and kittens probably share photos of you with one another in their very own social network.

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How Do You Compliment Someone in a Funny Way?

Would you like to compliment someone without turning it into a bona fide soap show? We get it, as we’ve been there so many times! In fact, complimenting someone in a humorous and lighthearted way is proven to relieve tension and cozy up the atmosphere in an unobtrusive way. That’s why we love these funny things to say about people so much! 

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Always remember, though, that sense of humor is quite a subjective thing—something that’s funny for you might not always be funny for them, so use it with caution and thought. That said, this list has plenty more funny advice and phrases to choose from!

#4

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like Your hair belongs in a shampoo commercial.

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#5

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like Thank you for being a patient person and avoiding running me over with your car.

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#6

You’re someone that I don’t want to punch in the throat.

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How Do You Respond to a Funny Compliment?

Responding to a compliment or something funny addressed to you might depend dearly on the situation. If you didn’t care much for the compliment, a polite “Thank you” might be enough to show them your appreciation but no further want to continue the humorous back and forth. However, if you did like the funny phrases, responding with humor is a great way to keep the lighthearted tone strong. Here are some funny things you could consider as your response: 

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  • “Well, I did learn from the best—the mirror.”
  • “I'd like to thank my parents for this award-winning sense of humor!”
  • “Oh, stop, you're making me blush. Or maybe that's just a mild sunburn.”
  • “Is that so? I always suspected I had a hidden talent for being hilarious without even trying!”
  • “If I had a dollar for every funny compliment I've received, I'd be able to buy you a drink. Deal?”

Don’t forget to tailor these funny sayings to your own individual liking and mold them to your particular situation for the most impact. But most importantly—have fun! Now, for more funny random things to say in a text and dish out as compliments, simply scroll down below for the continuation of our list. 

#7

I bet you do crossword puzzles in ink.

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#8

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like The only thing better than being friends with you, is being friends with a talking dolphin.

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#9

You may not be perfect, but your weirdness matches mine, and that’s close enough.

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#10

I’m so comfortable with you that I consider you the human form of sweatpants.

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#11

Talking to you is the best part of my day, aside from when I'm sleeping and when I'm eating.

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#12

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like You know that pal in scary movies, who is like, 'hey, let's split up?' that friend is dumb. You are not that friend.

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#13

Hey, you don’t look homeless!

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#14

The stuff you say is so stupid I have to think really hard about what it means.

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#16

I honestly think you can do anything you put your mind to. But I know what kind of thoughts you have, so maybe hold off on that for now.

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#17

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like You are cooler than secret handshake.

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#18

I know it's cheesy, but I think you're grate.

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#19

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like I like you, you smell like a library.

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#20

You have a perfectly shaped head.

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#21

You have a calming presence and a lot of people fall asleep near you.

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#22

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like Your ability to consider a problem from multiple angles and perspectives is a gift and a curse.

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#23

Let’s say you were cloned. I bet you’d still be one of a kind. And the better looking one!

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#24

Looking like a complete idiot with you is really fun.

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#25

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like I bet you’re smarter than Google.

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#26

Actions speak louder than words, and yours tell an incredible story.

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#27

I look at you the same way we all look at giraffes, which is basically like, “You are a magnificent creature.”

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#28

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like You know, you’re almost as wonderful as cake. Almost.

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#29

You’re my favorite drunken karaoke partner.

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#30

You’re definitely not someone who I pretend not to see in public.

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#31

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like Our time together is like a nap. It just doesn’t last long enough.

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#32

Sometimes, when a brilliant idea pops into my mind, I run it by you to make sure it’s not super stupid, which is often the right thing to do.

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#33

You’re like a corner piece of a jigsaw puzzle. Without you, I would be lost.

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#34

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like You are awkward, in a cute way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.

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#35

You're not someone I pretend to not see in public.

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#36

I’m always amazed by the things you don’t find embarrassing about me.

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#37

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like I don’t believe half the bad things they say about you.

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#38

I tell everyone how amazing you are. Especially that one time you coughed and farted simultaneously.

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#39

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

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#40

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like If your humor were in bottle form, I would spray it on everyone.

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#41

You're like a piece of furniture, you don't do much, but noticed when you're not there.

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#42

You finally look like a human being.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds like a backhanded compliment, not something I'd really say to anyone.

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#43

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like Damn, you aren't just the meal... you're the whole buffet.

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#44

You look like you were drawn by my dominant hand.

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#45

I’m quite certain that you’re the only person I can have a serious debate with about a fictional scenario that is ridiculously stupid.

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#46

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like I would still hang out with you even if you haven’t showered for days.

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#47

Are you a beaver, because dam!

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#48

It certainly is not easy to be me, which is why I need you.

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#49

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like If it was legal to marry food, I’d still choose you over pizza.

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#50

In a world full of bagels, you’re a doughnut.

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#51

You're so adorable you could probably get away with murder.

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#52

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like You’re such a darling that if I suddenly turned into a psycho-maniac murderer, I’d kill you last.

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#53

You have a unique set of skills that can somehow turn any situation into an awkward one.

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#54

It sucks that you don’t see what I see in you. Because if you did, you’d just stare and keep smiling.

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#55

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like You were cool way before hipsters were cool.

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#56

Your humor is like a dog whistle. It mostly goes undetected. But to those that get it, they really get it.

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#57

You’re the human embodiment of the fanny pack. You’re cool, but in your own way.

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#58

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like I can never remember my dreams, but I assume you're always in them.

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#59

You’re so sweet. I can’t believe the ants have not eaten you off yet.

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#60

You’re the first person that comes to mind whenever I need money.

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#61

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like Your hair is really soft. Like a baby duck.

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#62

You could be a part-time model!

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#63

You seem like you don’t own any item of clothing that has a skull on it.

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#64

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like You have such great style! I wished you would stop borrowing.

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#65

Puppies and kittens should fear your cuteness!

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#66

You always remind me of the smell of new book!

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#67

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

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#68

You’re the only person I trust with my passwords. I’m not going to give them to you, but if you happened to discover them, I probably wouldn’t change them.

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#69

I hope you never forget how to read.

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#70

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like I could be next to you forever. Or until I need to eat.

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#71

Your face makes other people look ugly.

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#72

Truth be told, you have really good taste in friends.

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#73

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like I have plenty of friends that I worry about. You're not one of them because you’re impeccable.

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#74

If you were a dog, you’d either be the leader of the pack or the laziest one in the world. Sometimes, I just can’t tell with you.

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#75

If you were a box of crayons, you’d be the gigantic branded variety with the built-in sharpener.

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#76

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like If there’s one thing that I like about you, it’s that I like more than just one thing about you.

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#77

We all have those days where it’s like, “Yeah, I’m not getting anything done today.” And on those days, I know I can trust you to join me in accomplishing nothing.

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#78

I’m so lucky that you’re not a drug. If you were, I would turn into an unreasonable addict, and then I’d have to go to rehab.

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#79

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like You're at the top of the bell curve!

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#80

You're like that one sock that disappears out of the blue. I don't know what I did to lose you, but I want you back.

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#81

If cartoon blue birds were real, a couple of them would sitting on your shoulders, singing right now.

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#82

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple.

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#83

You’re like a good bra to me. Fully supportive, never stabbing me in the back, and always lifting my burden no matter how heavy.

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#84

If you accidentally die, I’ll immediately travel around the world to search for the seven dragon balls.

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#85

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like You look good for someone who plays table tennis.

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#86

You have great earlobes.

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#87

You'd make a great truck driver.

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#88

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like When you say, “I meant to do that,” I totally believe you.

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#89

I love your confidence. Can you send some of it my way?

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#90

When you make a mistake, you fix it... a couple of days later.

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#91

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like I know this is corny, but you are a-maize-ing!

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#92

You embody all the best qualities of each Hogwarts house, rolled into one.

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#93

Babies and small animals probably like you.

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#94

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like You’re so fun and cute, I bet you sweat glitters.

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#95

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

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#96

Your kindness is a balm to everyone that encounters it.

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#97

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like You’re more fun than a bubble wrap.

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#98

You might be the primary reason for global warming.

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#99

Do you know the definition of the word wholesome? You are my new definition for that.

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#100

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like "I wanna wrap myself up in your voice and take a nap."

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#101

I like chocolate cake! And oh, your face as well.

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#102

102 Funny Compliments To Share With Someone You Like Your extreme mental and physical appeal makes me want to live long and prosper with you.

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