Never knew that cold hearted people could have so severe burns😂

Also sweet that saving someone's life and therefore missing a job interview (which was probably hard to get in the first place because of his background) and have that called SKIPPING. Eff you very much, CBS

Haaahaha brilliant answer!

Bloody Scrat.

Sarah is hilarious !

Not a joke ;)

Fair enough

Damn! 🤣

I've seen this one before and it made me smile again. Little English, Big heart!

This is like Trump trying to get others to stop lying.

LOL

Publisher's AGM: "Now let's not forget everybody, those academic texts all need minuscule revisions before the start of the university year, so that we can brand them as a new edition. We don't want to loose out on any sales at $300 per copy to other students selling the copies the no longer use!"

Oh WOW, the last response is just great. It's sweet to try and raise awareness but this might not be the way.

And even without the fashion line worth $200 million, I'm sure Magic would rather have him as his son and not someone like the original poster.

Well, will it?

And that's why dogs are superior!

Couldn't agree more.

Just keep it out of the Eyes and Ears and Mouth and Nose

Applause to those gals, because I expect they had to put up with a lot. At least at first.

Smooth move!

... but your dad has a big extended family that's really adorable!

Pervert with crabs.

OUCH! Scotty is right, that bloody racket is not what we want when at the beach.

I've only recently worked out they're not just one person.

Bullies never remember the s**t they put their victims through, asking them is giving them too much credit just to start with

Nice

How many likes did you get?

I would go and watch for sure!

Hahahahaha truth!

That is the best dad joke ever !

*Conservatives cringing in their mothers basement*

There was a follow-up comment to this along the lines of "Yo mama so ugly your dad had to go get another husband" or something like that. It was in a post on this website

LOL

Isn't Ryan Reynolds just the best :)

Oooooooof...

Sometimes I wondered if it was indeed improv and not scripted coz they did so well on the fly. Especially Ryan.

OMG THEYRE RIGHT !!!

PoOr conservatives. They sure aren't wanting to comply these days!

I really miss the Biden Obama comedy team.

My aunt caught covid from the pastor at a small church meeting. Less than two months later, she, her husband and her youngest daughter were dead. And people don't understand why I don't go anywhere.

You should leave, I'd gladly take over your disgusting house

I know that walk.

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, uhhhhhhhh...me.

The presence of pancakes ALWAYS de-escalates things

Kid (about 14yr old) said to me after first lock down 'in the future, there will be no snow days, only work from home days'. I had a little cry

Nah,glasses can be sexy AF...edited to fix stupid autocorrect...

Brian brings out the Worst in him.

It's America...SUE THEM!!!

Details details details.