50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)
The comment section sometimes can be a beautiful place. Sure, it can also be full of toxicity and vitriol, but it's where people make some of the funniest and most creative observations and clapbacks. Have you ever come across a comment so good you thought: "Well, this person certainly has a way with words." And maybe even deserves an award?
The creators of the Comment Awards Instagram account probably thought the same when they started collecting the most hilarious posts from the internet. We're nothing if not fans of skillfully crafted comments here at Bored Panda, so here are some posts from some truly funny people on the internet!
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The heroes at the Comment Awards page sift through all the negativity online to find the gold nuggets that they can share with their 524k followers. They're really doing God's work, considering that it can be pretty hard to find some positivity. 64% of Americans, for example, believe that social media is to blame for how badly things are going in the world today.
Receiving negative comments about something you posted can be upsetting. However, most people seem to be pretty resilient to that, as only 20% of Americans have said that a negative comment has ruined their day. Interestingly, more than half also said they don't care if they receive likes or not either.
We might think that a comment section resembles a town square where people can voice their opinions and be heard. In a sense, it is a town square, but one where people feel there are no repercussions to bad behavior and it soon turns to anarchy. One study found incivility in 25% of comment sections under news and blog posts.
Behavioral psychologist Jo Hemmings explained to Hello! Magazine that the rules of normal social engagement go out the window online. "[People] lose a sense of responsibility and self-awareness – a process known as deindividuation – and their anonymity means that they have no need to regulate their behavior online. It's similar to the way people might behave in a jeering crowd or as a football hooligan."
Hemmings further explained that attention motivates people who leave mean comments. Attention, even negative, fuels their self-worth and makes them feel important. Most often, these types of people feel underappreciated and unimportant in their real offline lives.
Psychotherapist Dr. Saima Muhammad Nawaz writes that people spreading negativity in comment sections are projecting their own insecurities. "By making negative comments, they may feel like they are deflecting attention away from their flaws," she claims.
For others, negative comments can be a way to release anger and frustration. "Social media can allow people to express their anger or frustration, even if directed towards someone else," Nawaz writes. Writing something mean about another person online also gives us a sense of control and power. People feel like they are the voice of reason and can judge what is good and what is bad – that they have influence.
Mr Auntriarch believes that every spoon is a dessert spoon, so he's no help
OMG look at the ceiling in the upper left. It's totally a wearhouse store.
As the internet and social media are almost built on us comparing ourselves to each other, leaving mean comments about others gives some of us a sense of superiority. "Some people need to bring others down to make themselves feel better," Nawaz explains the reason behind this.
Was he really clueless if he was able to order in fluent chinese though?
Keeping it around is 1 thing. Paying for it for 18 years is something else.
Why not? They sell single serve "juice boxes" in Walmart....
But wait! Comment sections aren't all that bad. They do have all the flaws we've discussed above, but they can also provide a platform for public discourse. Eun-Ju Lee, a professor in the Department of Communication at Seoul National University, argues that when people in the comments present reasonable arguments and are gracious about their opponents' perspectives, there's a chance for a more participatory news media.
"We cannot expect everyone to act rationally online, but comment sections can showcase competing viewpoints, arouse the public's interest in important issues and facilitate arguments around them," Lee claims. That's why she advocates against the closing of comment sections and for a decreased anonymity.
Well the 11-year old is clearly right. Where the heck is your raise? (also, where is your sister's ice cream?)
Now you need to give one third to Fred and two of what's left to Mary and work out how many you now have
And then there's the bright side of the internet and comment sections: the funny content! Previously, we've spoken with comedic writer, actor and director Emma Tattenbaum-Fine about being funny on Twitter (X). She explained to us then that a good tweet is just like a good joke: it sets up an expectation and breaks it with a surprise.
"A good tweet, in particular, is probably going to be something topical that is top of mind for everyone, that then finishes with a fresh take, giving the reader something clever they hadn't considered before that is infused with a clear point of view," Emma told Bored Panda back then.
Yes! Absolutely! We never stopped! And we weren't overweight and miserable, either.
Load More Replies...We had a Spec. Ed teacher whose room contained a: Dial phone, a typewriter, an old timey type address book with the little arrow pointing to the letters, a phone book, and many other 2 generation old things. Blew the kids minds!
Load More Replies...When i was 5 my parents bought me an NES. Hooking up that console required an RF-Modulator, which required a screwdriver to hook it up to the back of the TV....to the RF modulator, you connected the coaxial cable for the TV antenna, and component cables from the RF-modulator to NES. Then you had to change the physical switch on the RF-modulator to choose the correct input. Then you put it on channel 3.....and that's what you had to do every single time you moved the console from on TV to another....except some TV's actually used channel 4. That's the process 5 year old me went through almost daily to get my gaming fix.
The antenna on our TV when I was little was ME holding the rabbit ears—-including the one with the wire hanger replacing one of the ears after it broke off—-wherever the reception was best.
I was also the remote control as well as the rabbit ears...Change the channel for me.
Load More Replies...The lovely alcoholic smell of stencil machines that my school used for exam question sheets. This was before copying machines were invented. Oh and using microfilm in the library. God I'm even older than I thought.
i am 70 years old. I've never been able to find out why his nick name was Ike!
Load More Replies...They don't know what channel 3 is... Channels are streaming things and don't have numbers these days
We went to the neighbors to watch TV, got our own in 1962, and then a colored TV in 1973!
There were only three channels on the TV and gas was less than $1 per gallon.
Be careful not to get your tits caught in the wringer on the washing machine.
kept a wire hanger in the car in case anyone you came across locked their keys in it (don't think it works on newer vehicles)
Oh please... when I was growing up, having a TV in your apartment was a luxury.
The ice truck delivered huge blocks for the cooling cupboard. No fridge.
Me: When I was young there was no internet. My daughter: How was it living in the Stone Age?
We used foil on our antennas to get better reception on our black and white TV.
What about that rotator, not router, box that was hooked to your roof top antennae so you could turn the antennae to pick up stations in from different directions. It made than clunk clunk sound at each 5 degrees of rotation.
Video games were only in arcades, never at home unless your parents were rich enough to buy a pinball machine.
IIRC, on most (??) of the old consoles there was a little switch so you could choose between channel 3 and, I forget, but I think channel 2. Except in places I lived 2 had a broadcast station so it was always 3. Not sure where you had to live for channel 3 to have a TV signal.
We all knew Trickle Down Economics was a lie but so many people still don't get it.
Remember the ginormous satellite dishes you used to put in your back yard? My dad used to inspect the parts for those. He worked at a place called "Scientific Atlanta" (now part of GE I think).
I’m so old that if my parents saw a man following me into a women’s restroom they would beat him to a pulp. Parents nowadays are deliberately handing their children over to those perverts.
Since not all of the funny posts we're featuring here are comments per se, the good funny tweet rule probably applies in this case, too. So, Pandas, upvote your favorite posts, and don't forget to share your wittiest takes in the comments! Who knows, maybe you'll end up in this year's Bored Panda Best Comment Awards.
As a lower class white person, I concur. The pain is the only thing left that makes us feel alive.
We used to have to pay for texts too. Do you know how much bandwidth it takes to send a text? It is nothing. and they still charged actual money for it. You're super basic phone plan used to give you 50 texts a MONTH and charge you $1 for every one after that. You were also doing it on your locked phone that took three years to pay off. The cellphone industry in the early 2000s was insanely exploitative.
FWIW the actual cult that "Drank the Kool AId" drank a knock off called Flavor-Aid. Just google Jim Jones and Jonestown.
Funny thing about trees though, they tend to plant themselves. That's what the seeds are for. Forests naturally grow over time. WE cut them back.
Gotta admit that is pretty fun but rolling big tires down steep hills is way more fun.
Of course he did. And when he did I was nowhere near there. I had nothing to do with it and I have witnesses that can prove I wasn't there.
If I catch you in west Gloucestershire with a rifle and no firearms licence it'll be the naughty step for you
