50 People That Deserve An ‘Award’ For Their Witty And Unhinged Online Comments (New Pics)
The comment section sometimes can be a beautiful place. Sure, it can also be full of toxicity and vitriol, but it's where people make some of the funniest and most creative observations and clapbacks. Have you ever come across a comment so good you thought: "Well, this person certainly has a way with words." And maybe even deserves an award?
The creators of the Comment Awards Instagram account probably thought the same when they started collecting the most hilarious posts from the internet. We're nothing if not fans of skillfully crafted comments here at Bored Panda, so here are some posts from some truly funny people on the internet!
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The heroes at the Comment Awards page sift through all the negativity online to find the gold nuggets that they can share with their 524k followers. They're really doing God's work, considering that it can be pretty hard to find some positivity. 64% of Americans, for example, believe that social media is to blame for how badly things are going in the world today.
Receiving negative comments about something you posted can be upsetting. However, most people seem to be pretty resilient to that, as only 20% of Americans have said that a negative comment has ruined their day. Interestingly, more than half also said they don't care if they receive likes or not either.
We might think that a comment section resembles a town square where people can voice their opinions and be heard. In a sense, it is a town square, but one where people feel there are no repercussions to bad behavior and it soon turns to anarchy. One study found incivility in 25% of comment sections under news and blog posts.
Behavioral psychologist Jo Hemmings explained to Hello! Magazine that the rules of normal social engagement go out the window online. "[People] lose a sense of responsibility and self-awareness – a process known as deindividuation – and their anonymity means that they have no need to regulate their behavior online. It's similar to the way people might behave in a jeering crowd or as a football hooligan."
Hemmings further explained that attention motivates people who leave mean comments. Attention, even negative, fuels their self-worth and makes them feel important. Most often, these types of people feel underappreciated and unimportant in their real offline lives.
Psychotherapist Dr. Saima Muhammad Nawaz writes that people spreading negativity in comment sections are projecting their own insecurities. "By making negative comments, they may feel like they are deflecting attention away from their flaws," she claims.
I am helplessly snort laughing in between sips of coffee. I expect someone has forwarded it to her.
Load More Replies...I realized recently why there were so few people of colour in the Harry Potter series. It's cause JK kept creative control over casting. She wanted everyone to be British, and they just all happened to be white too... The only ones allowed in were some of the minor parts for kids
A tad dishonest there. Rowling's creative control over casting extended as far as her insistence that it had an all-British cast since the books' characters were all British and it's a fact that American actors cannot do convincingly-British accents. She had no input or control over who was cast. If you want to demonise her, at least try criticising her for things that she actually did or said rather than making up lies.
Load More Replies...I do not consider JK Rowling as anti-transgender. That is absolute utter rubbish. What she says is that women exist, the term for them is not "menstruating people". I've never hear heterosexual males referred to as people who ejaculate. Let's hear that term and see how how far it is allowed to go.
I’m (happily) amazed you haven’t been downvoted 1000 times yet. I don’t really get why everyone seems determined to make her public enemy no 1 on the transgender front, when there are people who are actually, outspoken enemies of their cause. She’s never said she doesn’t think they should exist, and yet people insist that’s ‘clearly what she means’. She’s not anti-trans, she’s pro-woman. It is possible to be just one. I’m pro-Israel, that doesn’t mean I rejoice in the death of Palestinian children, no matter how many people insist that must be ‘what I mean’. In a world full of people insisting on spectrums, it’s amazing how black and white they can make it all.
Load More Replies...Why does anyone call simply being disgusted by something a phobia? Also I guess feminism means protecting the right of men in dresses at the cost of the the safety, privacy and basic rights of biological females. Y’all are clowns.
Because she has, in recent years, gone a little off the rails...is rabid about trans people, especially trans women not being called women.
Load More Replies...Wow, you're really invested. JKR doesn't have billions liquid because she owns 3 castles, a villa, a yacht and a private island. A lot of what you wrote (in terms of the hardship Joanne Rowling experienced) was a marketing ploy created by publishers to promote the books.
Load More Replies...For others, negative comments can be a way to release anger and frustration. "Social media can allow people to express their anger or frustration, even if directed towards someone else," Nawaz writes. Writing something mean about another person online also gives us a sense of control and power. People feel like they are the voice of reason and can judge what is good and what is bad – that they have influence.
In 1753 the cold air balloon was invented, unfortunately the invention never took off.
Mr Auntriarch believes that every spoon is a dessert spoon, so he's no help
OMG look at the ceiling in the upper left. It's totally a wearhouse store.
As the internet and social media are almost built on us comparing ourselves to each other, leaving mean comments about others gives some of us a sense of superiority. "Some people need to bring others down to make themselves feel better," Nawaz explains the reason behind this.
Was he really clueless if he was able to order in fluent chinese though?
Keeping it around is 1 thing. Paying for it for 18 years is something else.
Why not? They sell single serve "juice boxes" in Walmart....
But wait! Comment sections aren't all that bad. They do have all the flaws we've discussed above, but they can also provide a platform for public discourse. Eun-Ju Lee, a professor in the Department of Communication at Seoul National University, argues that when people in the comments present reasonable arguments and are gracious about their opponents' perspectives, there's a chance for a more participatory news media.
"We cannot expect everyone to act rationally online, but comment sections can showcase competing viewpoints, arouse the public's interest in important issues and facilitate arguments around them," Lee claims. That's why she advocates against the closing of comment sections and for a decreased anonymity.
Well the 11-year old is clearly right. Where the heck is your raise? (also, where is your sister's ice cream?)
Now you need to give one third to Fred and two of what's left to Mary and work out how many you now have
And then there's the bright side of the internet and comment sections: the funny content! Previously, we've spoken with comedic writer, actor and director Emma Tattenbaum-Fine about being funny on Twitter (X). She explained to us then that a good tweet is just like a good joke: it sets up an expectation and breaks it with a surprise.
"A good tweet, in particular, is probably going to be something topical that is top of mind for everyone, that then finishes with a fresh take, giving the reader something clever they hadn't considered before that is infused with a clear point of view," Emma told Bored Panda back then.
Since not all of the funny posts we're featuring here are comments per se, the good funny tweet rule probably applies in this case, too. So, Pandas, upvote your favorite posts, and don't forget to share your wittiest takes in the comments! Who knows, maybe you'll end up in this year's Bored Panda Best Comment Awards.
As a lower class white person, I concur. The pain is the only thing left that makes us feel alive.
We used to have to pay for texts too. Do you know how much bandwidth it takes to send a text? It is nothing. and they still charged actual money for it. You're super basic phone plan used to give you 50 texts a MONTH and charge you $1 for every one after that. You were also doing it on your locked phone that took three years to pay off. The cellphone industry in the early 2000s was insanely exploitative.
FWIW the actual cult that "Drank the Kool AId" drank a knock off called Flavor-Aid. Just google Jim Jones and Jonestown.
Funny thing about trees though, they tend to plant themselves. That's what the seeds are for. Forests naturally grow over time. WE cut them back.
Posh ones yes,the rest of us grunt whilst up against a brick wall and she is holding a pizza box to take home.
Gotta admit that is pretty fun but rolling big tires down steep hills is way more fun.