the butterfly was originally called flutterby

Cute.

Aww. Love-bats.

I feel you Owl, I'm not even able to articulate before I drink my first mug

You forget to include the earth-shakingly loud O'Reilly's ad.

so true! my wife and i in a nutshell

He will fit right in.

Even this was an achievement!

johny.. johny.. / yes, papa / jumping on the bed? / no, papa / open your can! ... ... ... whuzzz....

him or her?

what happens if you stand on a grape? they give out a little wine...

**Preemptive apologies, not sure why my brain went here: "Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv. "

what in carnation!?

Moral: Tell your children the sky's the limit.

Me three

So that's how the myth began.

Little Red bribing hood!

Counting them was a mistake

No viagra needed.

Don't trust him, no matter how innocent he looks.

Now I get why she/he was fired. The dog should have known the cat needed a carton and box cubicle to work and sleeping on the job should be permitted if not even encouraged.

delete delete delete delete...

Me as a kid (with the dog), waiting for mom and/or dad to come home! :)

Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!

I have never seen a comics where the cobra snakes are actually cute.

HUUUUDOOKEN

We shouldn't compare ourselves to broccoli if we are cauliflower at the ending of the day we are all vegetables.

Aw! He's a bookholder!

Or irl too

The big star would burn everything down

wisdom teeth

Friendzone? To h*'ll with that!

My stomach actually emits sounds of melancholic sadness when hungry... ♥

The story of my life. (Well, everyone's)

XD

Just drop an hard disk and see how sensitive it is.

Reality vs. escape from reality.

Good advice.

Student loans...

It's not quite on the bench yet

I think the second 'he' should be replaced with an 'i'.

It's not raining, it's just sprinkling.

Aww

Very useful :)

awwww

I feel like this meme has been forever on the internet

Might be detrimental to your health.

friendship!

But bear does not like the color purple.

Where is this mysterious graveyard for spoons?

Is it a lot of confused people wondering why there is a giant rabbit shadow?

Poor hedgehog

This reminds me of a recent(ish) article about the colorful parrot and his goth black&white girlfriend who already have half-goth kids :D

Very smart, candy crush lol

Everyone can read your underwear!

The poor penguin looks disturbed!

I hate it when that happens

Good thing too. Otherwise we wouldn't accomplish anything. Only my guilt needs to be a little louder and more insistent to be able to get me off my a*s

Always look ooooon the briiiiiight side of life! ♬♪