It hurts so much

That's exactly how I feel. Then those people who can't be bothered catching up by phone or in person, wonder why I send long msgs. Because I'm lonesome, that's why. Sucks being single and alone.

Highly relatable

Unfortunately, all my friends:(

Be A5, just like Newt. Being the glue is a good thing, be proud. (Maze Runner fans will get it!)

That's true sometimes

Ow...

Yeah, well.....

Sad truth

Our parents rarely bought sugared cereal. So when our dad brought one home, we were all excited. We had all been begging for Pacman cereal, but dad bought Smurf Berry crunch by accident. Then said he wouldn't buy another sugared cereal until we finished the first one. My brother had a friend who actually liked the stuff, so when ever they came over we'd shove a big bowl of it under his nose. Sometimes he was like, "but I'm not even hungry." And we were like, "EAT!"

Damn that kind of taps

Human clients.. this

This!!!!!!!

Unfortunately I actually had this happen last year. It sucked so badly...

This is weirdly cute

WHERE MY FELLOW LAST AIRBENDER FANS AT

Zombie apocalypse part 1 banana edition

well...that got dark

Love the Rogues reaction.

I prefer cacao

Han Solo : Never tell me the odds!

Brilliant

This explains the mystery of the missing match socks

oh no he spiky

I am that one *saves everything for an emergency* and still carry around that random weird object from level 1 that MUST go to something yet somehow never does.

Anyone who's tried to get a baby in footies can relate to this.

bork

Ewww!!! And sadly all too true!!!

Behold nuclear Ghandi "Let there be peace... of your grave"

What did I just see lmao

Dogroboros is not to be toyed with.

As a 4'10" wife, this makes me happy. And it's all true, except I may need to learn to cobble shoes lol

Add an S

Hahaha

Mine's been like this since my 20's! 🎊🥳

His hairs make a smile on his left knee :)

shrek? is that you?

Squidward!

First 3 sound like our dogs.

Whoopsie!

Looks like a perfectly normal presentation to me

As a girl, I find it incredibly hard to get abs.

“Sex: Yes” 😂

Aww no :( Poor pc

What's in my wallet? Not much anymore.

Rule #10 of parenthood: Never hold the baby over your head after they've just eaten.

I guess I shouldn’t be a locksmith then… “slurp”

YES