But if you saw two partial whales, then that makes one whole whale, so... NO REFUND!!!

Well, that’s only for customers who purchased Northern Lights Prime.

Wrong country to go on a gourmet trip for you, mate.

I also want to pet the whales.

I says send'em out... let nature take care of them..."The tour shall continue, but it is self-serve. Have a nice day"

You need a button to drop a piano to where the customer stands.

I think every year we need one day where we could say what we really want to without repercussion. Like a verbal purge

Try the iceland Pony, they move fast as hell!

And you need to guarantee the Aurora sights!

Military time solves this

I'll try to establish "tossings of a potato" as a unit of distance! :D

I had a colleague once tell me she went for a hike through the rainforest on honeymoon in indonesia in high heels, because she couldn't wear anything else as it made her feet hurt!

I once was on a Tour in east Germany, not so long after the re-unification. The Lines were marking minefields thad hadnt been cleaned yet. Nobody crossed them. Long story short: We all need mor landmines for nature preservation

hahaha... no.

closer than Antarctica in the Argentine patagonia. We have large colonies of penguins. You can send this people there😋

Idiots!

My tongue gets bitten nearly in half several times a day from trying to politely reply to these people.

Just opt for the extra insurance.

Beautiful picture!

Well, do you sell any tours? :P it reminds me the Duck song with lemonade and grapes...

summer 2017: "I can't beleive the part about the new island of 1963 had a whole minute in BLACK AND WHITE!"

I don’t get it

The back of the monitor has a mini rabbit!

That's literally means 'I'll go survey other people package and i'll come back IF you are the cheapest'.

One of our customers sat on our desk once and wouldn’t move even when asked to. Well. Our desks are adjustable in height :)

This is very accurate, I as a tourist generally like places with few tourists.

i love how the one ear falls over in disapprobation.

See those stalagmites over there?

I think i did that too. But is just to start conversation .I'm an introvert unfortunately

Totally