This one should be waaaaaay up XD

When Dad's ultimate joke gets backfired! Still funny!

Nailed it, I mean knifed it!

LOL at the GASP reason!

That'd be me

Actually, that's how I seduced my wife... Kinda.

This should definitely be done

OMG we have a breakthrough

Had a college essay about memes once. That's when I finally felt my purpose in life.

Say it louder for the people in the back...

shooting star lol

Even in death, autocorrect is still annoying.

Every cat owner ever

That's really hilarious!

"Yeah, but you still have to clean the fridge."

Ironically he doesn't even have a nose!

Ooh roasted

It's like it's our punishment for not having 1 kid per year until we can't anymore. Or die, whichever comes first.

But...but...he doesn’t have a nose.

um well uh NOW it hurts

Lol he needed that

lol true

I love all of the cis men thinking a period is as bad as a nosebleed try getting shot in the balls every month then you might understand

He's gonna have a bloody mouth, two!

True

That’s how stupid he is

why would you say that right in front of a girl

f**k you you know nothing

you don't understand how much pain women go threw

haha proved

🤷‍♂️

umm...

It's GONNA hurt if you don't shut up.

LOL

This is so offensive...Imma cry when i has a period you fool! D:

what nose? *wink wink*

How does he breathe.

I mean that’s honestly not a suprising answer And HE KNOWS NOTHING Lel that’s what I would do

Here's another one!!

does it hurt now wise guy

did THAT hurt?

Lets see, punch him, randomly, in each kidney and where an ovary might be (or choose testicles), for anywhere from an hour to three days. Randomly, give him diarrhea or painful gas. Hmm, pull nose hairs to make him cry for no reason. Again, an hour or up to three days. Give him a hallucinogen for a week so that everyone seems attractive and not a complete a-hole, even though they are not attractive to him usually and usually, he is annoyed by them. For two weeks, let him think that none of it is coming back and he can finally get back to his life. Then WHAM! start it all over again. ooooh! sometimes skip the nice week and sometimes skip the really bad. Keep him on his toes. "There is no such thing as a REGULAR period. Your period is like an outside cat. You know it's coming back but you don't know when and you won't know what it will have in it's mouth." ~ Michelle Wolf (keep your comments not about periods to yourself)

The cat is serious about his business

Aww poor devil

🤣😂 just so he could shout at him

don't insult dogs!

Yep, totally reasonable.

getting kicked by a deer HURTS.

Very true

Their feelings are unbearable

Hahahahahahaa.. Lol.. Epic! I hope he doesn't have a comic for "butterflies in my stomach!"

Grass is always greener on the other side. Specially, if you haven't watered your ones properly and your neighbor did.

Ghost learning how to ghost