I see sloth, I upvote. To all those who feel like this, hang in there, my friends !

:D

So trump is the wolf?

AGH DARK

Eventually, you should have enough to make another cat. Or maybe a wooly mammoth?

🤔

Sadly scrolling through Bored Panda won't make my school go away.

If your bath water becomes dirtier than you are, you need to rethink your lifestyle.

The house can't be messy if there's no house! Clap clap clap

I did not do it

Truth, damn you Bored Panda🤣

my soul is an endless pit, dark and emo like my clothes (it's not a phase mum)

I knew it!

At least they are going all in and are passionate about it. So they got the better job.

Can’t believe they didn’t go with “skittish terrier”

"And besides, the kids who get waffles are *human* kids."

Gotta keep up with the times.

Peas on Earth.

Visualize whirled peas 🫛

What ppl think will happen if books with gay characters come out (turn ppl into the characters, not necessarily hippos)

I’m using this the next time I fart

Fresh fish shouldn't have much smell to it. And always check the eyes for freshness.

It's definitely the emotional breaking point for me

ET the AH

Ha ha ha……wait a minute

Help, I’ve made friends with my sleep Paralysis demon!

Vampire go brrrrrrr

Aww this is cute!

Why do I hear the flower speaking in a British accent? Lol

Seriously, drugs is censored???

I used to have a lovable lunatic

I’m going to cover up the downvoted comment by saying this. I quite love the idea of a mammoth delivery system, and yes, I had cancer and my own grandfather had cancer of the breast, and sometimes, making jokes about what you suffer from or from the tests just makes things a little easier. I joke about my useless thyroid because a. I don’t have one and b. I had cancer and the thyroid was awfully large.

This one's hilarious!

I am a professional soaker. My wife is not impressed

Oh hell no

WHAT DA HAIL

Great way of saying you are broke

Pimpin’

Will you upload me next?

Gayle's butt paintings on Bob's Burgers. Lol.

Isn't that just a normal cat?

A lot of people do this

I read a book that said I need to stop drinking, smoking and eating cake, so I’ve given up reading.

haha bewbs

Did anyone else read this with a Mario voice?

Real

Whose causing all that raquet

Nah dogs love a stinky person, and the hand is necessary to see if they like you

SELF SABOTAAAAAAAGE!!!!

Wanna bet?